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2016

26

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Topless for her Concert Tour of the Day

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Whenever I type “instagram” in my web browser, it automatically prompts Selena Gomez’s instagram….which is pretty fucking annoying, considering I don’t give a fuck about Selena Gomez, but maybe it’s a deal she made with Google to help become the biggest account on instagram..because in the event you didn’t know…all the media you are exposed to is decided by GOOGLE or FACEBOOK and you are just puppets clicking on ads they are getting paid on…that’s why they are multi billion dollar properties…

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That said, Selena Gomez child star dated Bieber, hangs out with Taylor Swift and has a lwo level understanding of song and dance, realizing that there is more money and fun in merchandise and concert tours…than being paid a shitty day rate to be on a shitty show…so she puts her money and energy into that…even though she’s not that good and not that hot…it’s just what all these attention seeking, overpaid, child stars who are rich and entitled need for their ego…a live audience cheering them on as they sing songs written by other people…

In promoting her upcoming, probably sold out, thanks to people being idiots tour…she posting toples spics and she also does a Big New Stage Reveal….no one cares about..but I guess it’s unboxing…for the rich and famous child sstar wearing lululemom pants…

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Look she also does Boomerang Dances

All really uninteresting, but I guess I’m not her target market of retard tween..

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2016

20

Apr

Selena Gomez Sucking in her Gut and Gagging Some Chick of the Day

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Selena Gomez is prepping for her world tour, because Selena Gomez is a money making scam who realizes that her acting wasn’t her money maker and was instead just a way to build her audience…where as a world tour is something you can sell tickets, VIP experiences, even sex if they pay her enough…while creating shitty memories for her idiot fans she doesn’t care about…that they can remember with products she’s selling like the bra and panty set – and even Temporary tattoos that match her tattoos something I hope some of you creepy perverts go to the concert to buy, only to put on your dick, to make Masturbating more of a Selena Gomez experience……

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2016

13

Apr

Selena Gomez for GQ May 2016 of the Day

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I have a friend who goes absolutely mental, like a full blown retard in a helmet hitting rocks together in the park, while masturbating….when I make fun of Selena Gomez and her Chemotherapy….

You probably don’t know or care about this, because you’re more into looking at her breast implants, but I find this story so absurd, I write about it in every Selena Gomez post, and that is that right when you last Album dropped, because all these actors want to be singers, because there’s no money in acting, but there is money in selling out arenas…Selena Gomez announced that everyone was mean calling her fat, or breast implanted, because she was actually undergoing CHEMO….for her LUPUS…

Yes, LUPUS kills, I know people with LUPUS who have died. I know people with LUPUS jacked up on steroids and not once did those people milk having LUPUS to sell records…

So when Selena dropped the CHEMO bomb, pretty dramatic right, brings images of dying children, right….she was still touring, performing, hanging out with Taylor Swift, partying, all while brushing her LUSCIOUS FUCKING HAIR…. because the dose was so low she didn’t lose her hair…

She lathered on the dramatics using big scary C words….to get sympathy….and now shes the most followed person on Instagram…but more importantly, she’s topless in GQ…because that’s what being an Instagram whore is all about..even when the pics are for a genuine magazine because she’s a genuine celebrity who deserves the millions of followers and not just some TILA TEQUILA level stripper brands are throwing money at, making it rain, to promote skinny teas and protein powders…

All this to say, I like a weak, dying, CHEMO filled Selena Gomez and her spider veins…because it makes her running from my mouth because I want my MOUTH ALL OVER HER….and not just to taste BEIBER…that’d be homo….and HOMO despite all the press HOMOS get is not for me….but broken girls..with parents who whore them is for me..

Either way, good photoshop job GQ.

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2016

08

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Most Important Outfit of the Day

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It looks like Selena Gomez has had more work done, whether in her tits, or lips, or face…this is the generation of rebuilding your motherfucking self at the age of 18 to look more like a Kardashian…and as a guy who likes tits, even on entitled, annoying, most popular creature on Instagram, Mexican Disney Child Stars who sex OFFENDED Bieber, before crying about it….and it’s safe to say, this is her best work since milking her CHEMO THERAPY so people felt sorry for her and bought her album like it was the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION…and she’s already been to Disney Land…CHEMO that was such a low dose she kept her hair and partied everyday…a sad story really…

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2016

06

Apr

Selena Gomez Gone Mexican of the Day

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It’s funny that a girl like Selena Gomez spends most of her life making herself as white as possible, so that people don’t see her like Donald Trump pretends to see her, as some lazy Mexican wet back stealing white jobs, in the country because of her parents jumping borders in Texas, when it was probably her grandparents doing that….

But not it’s cool to be ethnic, it’s cool to be diverse, Hollywood needs to cast girls for their ethnicity, rather than for how white they are…

So seeing her using the Day of the Dead skull make-up, is as bad as Sombrero’s and TexMex restaurants during Cinco de Mayo or an Office lunch birthday party…

But she’s allowed because she’s Mexican, so you can’t yell CULTURAL APPROPRIATION even though she’s whiter than white and trained to be white…even if she was white you could claim this is the black face for Mexicans…

Which is just further evidence that cultural appropriation is such a bullshit cause, because everyone is so fucking white now, anything they do, even if it is their own ethnicity seems like a fucking parody…

Doesn’t matter.

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2016

05

Apr

Selena Gomez Loves Taylor Swift of the Day

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This is so fake…and it makes me laugh….because it is so fake…and I guess there are two schools of thought when it comes to child stars.

The first is that they are so emotionally damaged from having their youth ripped away from them by their opportunist parents – leaving them unable to love anyone….ever…like Lindsay Lohan…just self involved little cunts who only care about themselves, their careers, their experience, making money and being more famous through the people they attach themselves to….you know…the “NO SOULS”…

The other is that they are so emotionally damaged, that they just attach themselves to anyone who gives their sad, lonely, insecure freaks who had no real parents, so they suckle on ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can get their nursing mouths on. You know immature babies trying to fill a void…I call those ones the Britney Spears before medicated into a dead on the inside mess…the reason K-Fed was able to K-Fed…

I will assume that Selena Gomez and her “love for Taylor Swift”…is neither, she may use words like “LOVE YOU”…but just uses those words to try to leverage Taylor Swift’s fme to increase her own, and vice versa….it’s just a “in the same industry, trying to make it as a pop star”….this is who the “idols of the generation are”…everyone is Politically Correct and overly nice to each other…but beneath that fake surface, that everyone has in this overly nice, anti bullying world, is definitely deep jealousy and hatred, because that’s how humans work…they are never satisfied with what they have, and hate anyone doing anything better than them….

But sure Selena…you love Taylor Swift…you using opportunist…Mexican trash….who should be making corn tortillas…at least that’s what Taylor Swift probably says about her but is famous instead….American Dreams…

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2016

28

Mar

Selena Gomez Sloppy Ass Picture of the Day

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I don’t know about you but looking at this fat, dumpy Selena Gomez ass in fishnets being held the fuck together, pic she posted to instagram because she’s the most followed person on instagram, even more important than Kim Kardashian, which is so shocking considering Selena has been a Disney star with a huge following as a teen, then she dated Beiber the biggest Youtube star in our generation, to producing Spring Breakers a huge movie, all while producing shitty music, that people listen to…

While Kim K…just had a shitty sex tape and Ryan Seacrest produced reality show…

Shocking that someone who produces content and performs, not necessarily talented, but at least doing things more than being a vapid loser on permanent vacation…gets more love…

But not as shocking as her CHEMO ass, looks just like all the CHEMO asses of dying girls at the hospital…right…because Selena milks her Chemo for LUPUS harder than she milks her Taylor Swift friendship..

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2016

24

Mar

Selena Gomez Plays Piano in a Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez made a throwback to what she calls a “a sweet, small house in TX”…

She’s a vapid, American, materialistic commodity that likes consuming things she doesn’t need as much as she likes consuming things we don’t need so that she can help a team of people who created her live in “massive, 20 million dollar, Los Angeles area houses”…

She’s the spoiled brat who walks into a house like this and strips down into a bathing suit by the piano, because that’s what everyone wears when playing the piano, especially Elton John, being all “this is so cute, what a cute home, I’m so cute, do I look fat in this stupid fucking picture, where’s the tennis courts and screening room”..because she would never sleep there or spend more than she had to there…she just had to find a storyline to post her ass on a wooden bench in boots to make her seem less eager, thirsty, attention seeking than her chubby fake dying of a terminal disease ass is…

I’m not complaining, I just know she is the root of all evil…or a product of all evil…either way – EVIL…

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2016

22

Mar

Chemotherapy Selena Gomez Demonstrates the Side Effects of Chemotherapy of the Day

This is just like when you see those Bald Headed kids who ACTUALLY get chemotherapy going to Disneyworld before the premature death…you know because Selena Gomez has a terminal disease called Lupus, and last year decided to exploit her Chemo because she knew it sounded dramatic to boost sales and garner sympathy, a TAYLOR SWIFT marketing tactic…garbage..

Only in Selena Gomez’s case it involves partying at her cousins party, and throwing up in an elevator, you know side effects of Chemo are rough…

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2016

14

Mar

Selena Gomez Product Placement Eating with her Mouth Open Chemo Diet of the Day

Selena Gomez likes to brag about dying of Lupus or being on Chemo when it is convenient for her…and her marketing…

She also like so to show off her fat body, fat tits, that are used to balance out that fat body, and blame Lupus and Chemo for it….

Yet bitch posts videos, that we know McDonalds’ paid for, of her scarfing down a burger and bragging about eating a happy meal the previous week.

Now, she’s a Disney kid, she works for brands, she’s a puppet and vehicle for them to reach their core audience….I get that…

But if bitch was really dying and not eating organic, while poisoning herself with this shit for a dollar..to make kids eat this shit that is TOXIC…

She fucking deserves to die prematurely…

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2016

11

Mar

Selena Gomez Paris Fashion Week Skin of the Day

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It’s Selena Gomez against the clock. Dying of LUPUS. Getting CHEMO to treat that LUPUS. Pretty much not debilitating her from going to all the parties she wanted to go to.

She’s like a Make a Wish Foundation bald headed kid at Disney pre-death riding every fucking ride because she knows this may be her last.

Which makes sense because of that whole terminal illness managed by CHEMO thing….

So she’s out there, dressing aggressively sexy, working it for the paparazzi, because she knows Taylor Swift is pregnant and this is her window of opportunity to make her move and solidify herself in the industry using all those Disney taught skills…

Not because she’s not famous, but because she’s not Taylor Swift, and that is where she wants to be, because it’s money, glory and everything…and when you’re on that timeline, you know with that CHEMO that doesn’t make you lose your hair, because it’s such a small dose…you fucking work it…as cheesy as you can….and I’m ok with it…because of hard nipples, ass pics, I don’t care the quality, just that they happened…it’s like a baseline of how desperate a bitch is, and I like desperate….especially when it is fighting for it’s life…dying…

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2016

10

Mar

Selena Gomez Panty Flash of the DAy

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I zoomed into this intentional Selena Gomez panty flash…at least 5 times…hoping I’d see a wet spot, a stain, a tampon string, a little labia poking out, anything…but I came back with nothing…because she’s Disney trained and knows if she’s going to do an intentional panty flash for the paparazzi in Paris, she’s going to make sure all loose ends are covered….

You only live once, so maximize, because in her case, all Chemotherapy treated…but still partying…while full of LUPUS…living may not be that long – so flash those panties for your fans when you can…it may trick the non believers into wanting to fuck you – even though all dudes want to fuck anything – with or without panty flashes…

This is almost as desperate as how she hangs out with Taylor Swift..for spillover attention from the media…lame…

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2016

09

Mar

Revisiting the Selena GOmez Nude Panty Pic of the Day

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Selena Gomez went big the other day at Paris Fashion week, in an era where going big means wearing a pretty revealing dress, with a lot of tit and chubby leg exposed, all while flashing her nude colored panties…because when you’re dying of LUPUS and in and out of CHEMOTHERAPY…all sick and throwing up everyday….wondering if it will ever end…going to fashion week and dressing slutty like it was a MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION trip…is the only logical thing you can do…in a “I don’t give a fuck, sexualize me like we sexualize everything, this is the porn generation and as strong women, here’s my vagina without showing vagina”….she’s probably on her period and/or not willing to commit to that level of proud to be a woman bullshit..

Either way, she’s on some kind of hustle you like…because she’s still got pervert fans that haven’t given up on her, even though I’ve never found her anything more than “cute for a Mexican”….

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2016

08

Mar

Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day

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I’ve decided that one Selena Gomez post isn’t enough for one day, so along with her caged in tits, let’s put up a picture of her from a low angle, because it this her out, where we can almost see up her skirt….you know this is how you make a midget stumpy legged Disney Star who was a cute round faced big cheeked kid attempt to have some sex appeal…this is the Disney version of spread asshole….

But unfortunately, it’s not spread asshole…

Even though spread asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, not that Selena Gomez has a soul, these vapid puppets trained to produce for older executives are just fucking weird…but not as weird as when they use their LUPUS and Chemotherapy treatments to get the pity jerk off from dudes into weak, terminally ill girls….the best…because you only have to deal with them for a short period of time before they die or are too weak to get mad at you for fucking all their friends…making Selena a good person to K-Fed target, the widower always gets more than the deadbeat who manipulated them into marriage…

Either way, this is her best work…fine here’s her panty flash for attention because she’s a fucking hack who needs her tits and pussy to get her paid attention to…

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Here she is stuck in an elevator:

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2016

08

Mar

Selena Gomez Caged n Tits of the Day

Everyone gets excited over Selena Gomez’s tits….which is amazing, because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Selena Gomez. The biggest thing she’s ever done, was sex offend Justin Beiber, and that’s nothing to really brag about, but instead she’s going to the media crying about him, which in and of itself should make you hate the bitch….all while being bloated from her LUPUS steroids, possibly rocking a new set of tits, that we can assume are implants, but that she’s never confirmed are implants, and that are hard to decipher as implants, because the rest of her is boxy….but she will not just confirm that she had a mild chemotherapy…she’ll milk it with pictures of dying children with no hair messages imprinted on our brains when she uses that “C” word….but she doesn’t say that while getting Chemo she decided to not stop her life, tour or partying at all, and while at the hospital getting treated figured why not get a tit implant….but since last year has been milking the tit, not like she should, love lactation, but braless, hard nipple and all…because she’s a feminist….a feminist who likes as much attention as possible using her tits like a fat chick…right…

Yes I spend my days analyzing celebrity tit. I know it depresses me too.

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