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2016

09

Feb

Selena Gomez in Lingerie of the Day

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Selena Gomez may be famous, but she’s still a fucking bottom feeder. She’s the kind of girl who doesn’t have a strong management team and everything she does seems like it is insecure, confused, and is just poorly executed.

She’s produced movies like Springbreakers and made a fucking fortune of that and instead of following that “let’s make good content”…she’s on this popstar singing kick…god knows why other than ego….

When promoting that, she’s focused on pandering to her pervert fans who have been into her since she was 15 and working for Disney…by doing weird Pedophilic photoshoots dressed like “Little Bo Peep” or some shit…or following more famous popstars and instagram models around like a fucking latch on piece of shit…the annoying younger sister…still getting a bit of the action but still failing compared to them…

And when all else fails…she pulls the fucking “LUPUS” card…the “I am on steroids” or “I am undergoing CHEMO”…because LUPUS is a serious deadly disease…but when used in marketing nonsense is low level, spoiled brat marketing…

Either way, she’s in panties for LOVE magazine.

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2016

03

Feb

Selena Gomez Sluts Up for W Magazine of the Day

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Steven Klein is the photographer behind this Selena Gomez on the beach, in bikini, pushing her tits together…or as I like to call her – Dying of Lupus – possibly getting Chemotherapy as she likes to tell people….maybe even in these pics…because that’s the level of extreme her Chemo is…you know the kind that doesn’t make you feel sick, call in sick and allows you to drink and party like you’re not even sick…but when said…sounds so intense, scary….dramatic…

I think he’s trolling us, because he went so aggressive on the filters or coloring he did in the pics, it’s gotta be his artistic prank on us all saying, fuck you instagram for replacing our work, our lives, our jobs…you know a parody, a shut the fuck up, because he’s a huge photographer and knows how to take a pic…

This is definitely his fuck you to the industry, and what better way than to use Selena Gomez in a bikini to make people mad…

It’s like chill the fuck out on this filtering…we want nice images not fucking clown colors…it’s annoying…but the world fucking loves the shitty cartoon-like coloring…so he’ll give us fucking filters…which in and of itself is substantially more interesting that this bottom feeder Selena Gomez in a bikini…trying to be slutty.

Other than that, it’s a great fucking shoot…best of the year…other than the filters that are on purpose and kind of funny and I guess other than Selena, it has a vibe of authenticity, especially with the paparazzi in the background of one of the pics…more real, so we know it’s a fashion shoot and it feels like a Behind the Scenes, which is where the internet is taking us…to one giant documentary of each other…rather than fake bullshit staged crappy commercial stock image looking bullshit pictures with faces beautified so hard bitch looks like a cartoon….they break the fourth wall…so I dig it…because I prefer real…even with one of the most fake of bitches…but I don’t dick it…because I don’t want lupus dick…

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2016

25

Jan

Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day

I would assume the pudgy Selena Gomez using a bed as her prob, wearing a weird night gown and she rubbed up on some weird guy in Pajamas on SNL, sucking in her chipmunk, bloated by her Lupus meds and her Chemotherapy that she clearly is suffering aggressively from, whle her titties bounced, as she tries to define her own voice….to generate some buzz for herself…

In what I guess is a Make a Wish Foundation moment….because she wrote:

“Thank you @nbcsnl for a childhood dream come true …”

Because being talentless or just averagely talented enough…gets expedited when you’re dying of an auto immune disease…that you exploit…

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2016

20

Jan

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Hiding in the Bushes Like a Pervert of the Day

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I can realate to this annoying picture of Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift…

I’ve spent my fair share of time in bushes…it’s actually how I saw my first topless tanning girl, my first blowjob, my first sex…there was a slutty girl in the neighborhood who we would creep on…and it was how I paved my way into a life of being a peeping tom, something that has gone from climbing up fire escapes and hiding in parties at closets, or bushes…or even back seats of cars…into just being a normal internet user because we’re all now collectively the same kind of voyeuristic pervert…basically taking away the one thing I had that people though was creepy despite being exciting away from me…just another example of how the internet ruined my fucking life..

Yes they workout together, hangout together, BFF each other to partner up and confuse the media together, getting attention together, cobranding and collabing together…it’s garbage and lame..but I still notice…..because I am more pathetic than they are…because they are the ones rich and being talked about…and I’m the one reminded of my pervert years, when I was more adventurous and driven to be a pervert…

In my defense it’s just a stupid fucking pic…

If you Don’t Like That…Here’s Selena Gomez in a White Dress Looking Tough

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If you don’t like that -TO SEE PICS OF TAYLOR SWIFT LEAVING THE GYM IN A SKIRT CLICK HERE

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2016

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Sucks in Her Stomach while Working Out with Taylor Swift of the Day

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Selena Gomez is such a little latch on suck up, hack of a performer, who associates with Taylor Swift, as a lame marketing strategy to get her audience on board with her Selena pop career she’s not talented enough to carry…but is so into doing because I guess it pays more than being in movies, or maybe it’s about ego…

Either way, she’s sucking in her chubby lupus chemo belly in as walking around in a sports bra to get excited for the media event of the year…Selena and Taylor…workout buddies…

Shut the fuck up, this is all so dumb…but she’s in a sports bra sucking in her chemo belly, because as you know people undergoing chemo are fat and need to get to the gym…to tighten up….

What a joke..these people are the fucking worst media whores trying to make 100s of millions a year and should be stopped…because they are evil…

Here are the butt profile pics…

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2016

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Trying to be a Meme of the DAy

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One of my least favorite trends in memes on social media, something that these idiots seem to constantly post and pass around, because it’s so relatable to their basic fucking existences, is the “When They…”….or the “When you…”….caption set to a stupid fucking pic…

Selena Gomez posted this – “when they play your song at the club”

You know her version of what she does when her song comes on, not realizing that the song is only being played in a club because she’s at the club, dealing with her Chemotherapy and lupus through hard drinking and late night parties. Cry for her suffering.

But since no one can really relate to this, since we don’t have songs of our own played in clubs, and she’s just furthering the proof that she’s absolutely disconnected from reality, making it less offensive than the other memes that connect pop culture…

“when you…” bullshit that tries to make us all one common people and it works, because all these morons are posting and sharing these one liner, laughing and thinking “OMG THAT IS SO TRUE – I AM DUMB”….it’s about as thought provoking as a meme, that takes 3 seconds to digest, can possibly be. But that’s the world we live in, one of no attention span morons who are more interested in taking selfies to get sex from dumb bitches than using brains…

I guess what I’m saying is that I fucking hate “When You…” memes and the lowest form of human that shares them…I’m talking to you Selena Gomez. Why hasn’t your disease won yet, you cunt.

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2016

08

Jan

Selena Gomez Fake Lesbian Bikini Party of the Day

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Selena Gomez is suffering, even dying from chemotherapy….that’s what this picture is of…I think…I mean that’s the story she likes telling the media when promoting her album and things aren’t going as planned…

“Guys I have Lupus”….

or

“Guys I do Chemo, stop calling me fat”…

Or

“Guys, I do Chemo for my Lupus, and that’s why I grew tits”…

Or

“I’m dying, so I go to every party, Chemotherapy, Chemotherapy, LUPUS, LUPUS, TALK ABOUT ME, MAKE ME A HERO…then buy my album”….as she hair whips her long, luxurious CHEMOTHERAPY hair…on the beach in a bikini….avoiding the water because the salt burns her Bieber Herps…#tainted.

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2016

04

Jan

Selena Gomez in a Bikini Sucking in her Belly of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted a bikini pic to celebrate 2016….in some tropical setting with some average looking dumpy girls because they make her feel prettier…girls we can assume are her hired staff because those are the only people excited to hang out with her…thanks to getting paid minimal money, while getting a taste of the celebrity life, or maybe I’m just being a hater, and these average looking girls are hot as fuck, I just have high standards, I’m a tough critic, and a pile of girls should be enough for me to get exited, but maybe I’m just distracted by Selena’s fat thighs as she sucks in her belly…with her bandeau top being held up by her little implants she pretends she didn’t get, because Lupus Chemotherapy….is a better approach to her medical leaves…

Doesn’t matter, you fuckers are into her.

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2015

22

Dec

Selena Gomez Strips Down in her Video for Attention of the Day

When you’re a moderately compelling, moderately talented, average looking, barely memorable, aspiring popstar because all these girls can sing “good enough” and I guess because music still makes money for them…while movies pay shit…why else do they all crave being on stage dancing around like the annoying attention whores at the family christmas dinner they are…needing the be the center of attention while idiots obsess over them…it suits their needs…

It is important to do a video in bra and panties, because…people will care about you more when you’re half naked…it makes even the most average girl semi interesting…

I guess she’s just trying to find her place in the world, she has the fans, she sells the tickets, but no one really gives a fuck….and her biggest move to date is fucking Bieber to leverage her career…that’s it…

She doesn’t want to be as safe as the girl she leeches on, Taylor Swift, or as insane as Miley…but she’s figuring out the middle ground…and it’s zero exciting….it’s more “tits get hits’….

But I did like when she exploited Chemotherapy to get your sympathy vote…strategy…these people are fucking shameless….and I guess making catchy shitty sngs with videos she’s half naked in…is as shameless as the BEATS by Dre plug…

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2015

18

Dec

Selena Gomez Has a New Bra Wearing Video of the Day

Selena Gomez is a calculated and contrived product of Disney….who is well trained, and has been exploited and media trained to deal with said exploitation since she was very young and her eager manager mom would do everything in her power to not have her little spawn ruin it for the family..

They’ve made a lot of money, but Selena on this trying to be a popstar kick, is still so bootleg, and should probably stick to acting in shitty TV shows, and fucking Bieber…an actual popstar…or hanging out with Taylor Swift…an actual popstar…rather than trying to be them…

The only interesting thing that’s happened with Selena is how she got breast implants that she pretends is a weight gain from Lupus steroids…and/or Chemotherapy that she tried to exploit RIGHT BEFORE HER ALBUM DROPPED… because chemotherapy gives terrible visions of dying babies, while Selena’s dose didn’t even prevent her from missing a party…

I guess the other interesting thing is that she’s sexing up her image with those breast implants in this sex tape looking music video that’s about to drop…

I don’t want you to think I’m excite about this, I just came across it and felt compelled to post it because Disney Stars becoming sluts is always interesting to me….an their 14 year old fans who look up to them and who the negligently show these kinds of sexual images to…

Here are some pics of her in INstyle UK…

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2015

17

Dec

Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

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I always confuse Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner. They are both doughy characters who use waist training belts to morph their fat into an hourglass-like figure…they are both doughy faced characters who look like they’ve had slabs of mean stapled to their faces before their make-up artists airbrush them into a contour that makes it look like it’s part of their face…they are pretty much the fucking same….

One is a mexican Disney star exploited by their parents, the other a white girl turned ethnically obscure…I guess identity crisis’ are what the family is all about…you know when your dad has tits..and your mom is a money grubber demon…it’s hard to grow up with a soul..

Well, this one, Selena, the “popstar” one who will pretend she has talent and a purpose beyond being Bieber’s girlfriend put up a bikini pic…to show just how broken down her Chemotherapy body is….we call this the lupus steroid autoimmune bloat…

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2015

10

Dec

Selena Gomez Tits for Christmas of the Day

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Selena GOmez is my favorite pre-marital sex Catholic Mexican girl..who probably has no soul, thanks to her mom selling her off to the entertainment industry, but she does have conviction and day after day she goes out there to be a pop singer…like she was Taylor Swift…despite having never done one single hit that anyone beyond a bunch of 12 year old girls who liked her because she fucked bieber…could stomach…the same 12 year old girls she’s saying “hey look at my tits, the media loves my tits, I got them when I was undergoing the lowest dose of Chemo, which has been a great sympathy card to play, as Cheemo makes people think of dying kids”….when really the only thing dying about her, is any dignity she may have as a perfomer…you know as the realization that she’s not ever going to be a huge pop star and that she should go back to TV acting… slowly sets in….

I guess the takeaway from all this is that people still love talking about tits…thank god.

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2015

07

Dec

Selena Gomez in High Waisted Lingerie for her Music of the Day

Here’s a Beats by Dre owned by Apple and sponsored by Apple music video…because EVEN music videos are ads….it’s like I don’t even know what they are selling, is it Selena Gomez, is it her music career, is it her music, is it her tour, or is it APple and bitch is just a drone?

Who cares, what matters is that she realizes people only watch or give a fuck to her music if she’s half naked in high waisted lingerie..

That’s how talentless she is, she’s like “Look, my awkward body can be cute enough to make you sit through my nonsense….see”…..

If you don’t like that, here’s Selena Gomez Crotch Shot in Jeans of the Day

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2015

04

Dec

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Fat Ass For Christmas of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas…or “HOLIDAY”…like a chubby chipmunk on steroids and Chemo therapy…due to a terminal / immune deficiency disease…

You know a chubby little Mexican child star trying so hard to be a famous singer, because her true love is dancing like a whore for kids, thanks to Disney Training…instead of making cheesy movies like she should be…

Because she’s a Survivor…and so was Santa Claus people….this is her plight, her redemption from sex with Bieber…or maybe it’s her punishment…

Either way, the good thing about fat girls, bloated girls, is their asses in what look like diapers…

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Turns out that Demi Lovato was also there – pantsless – because her and Selena are the same person…or raised the same way IN THE SAME MEXICAN VILLAGE…WE CALL DISNEY…or have the same stylist…or because it’s really good to not wear pants…

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These mexicans…are so damn Catholic for the most holiest of days of the year for their Catholic Jesus loving people….seriously…

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2015

03

Dec

Selena Gomez Bra on Music Video Set of the Day

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Hey thanks Entertainment Tonight, not for being a staple in shitty celebrity gossip that is really just stories fed by publicists, for as long as I can remember…not for helping perpetuate the lies that these idiots created with the help of the paparazzi…..not being suck up bitches…and not for Mary Hart legs or Leeza Gibbons legs…that perverts in the 80s were forced to masturbate because porn is hard to get…but for these Selena Gomez bra pics…that are revolutionary…inspiring….capable of curing cancer…only for Selena to milk it…as she does with cures for cancer…that was a bad chemotherapy joke..

Well, she’s in a bra…that Selena Gomez…pulling all the fucking stops for this singing career she’s into..

It looks like it is some crime scene, or murder scene, tasteless based on current events…but I’m sure girls like this lack tact in everything they do because they are so self involved…caring about themselves and only themselves…can be insensitive…

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