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2015

21

Jan

Selena Gomez Grabbing Cara Delevingne’s Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez was hanging out with Cara Delevingne, because that’s what all these overpaid peopled do, they sit together discussing how amazing they are, while living the exclusive life, before talking shit about each other behind each other’s back, because fame and Hollywood and all that is just like one horrible high school you’d wish someone would school shoot, but no one ever school shoots….it’s like all these delusional idiots….talking about their ridiculous lives…while idiots like us watch…and can you really blame us when former disney star saves “models” from having their tits fall out…even when we’ve all seen her tits…because Selena Gomez is a hero…that has been fucked by Justin Bieber…

She posted this to her instagram, so I guess she wanted everyone to see it, because saving tits get hits…generates buzz…makes them all money…keeps people talking about them…even if it’d be better if they were scissoring…I mean if you’re gonna make noise…make fucking noise from faking a lesbian orgasm…fuck…


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2015

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Has a White Substance on her Face of the Day

Selena Gomez is apparently dating an EDM DJ, named ZEDD because EDM DJs, as ridiculous as it may be, are the celebrities or rockstars to this younger generation, because they are cheaper to tour than rock bands, their shows are theoretically more fun, because people like doing MDMA and dancing in furry pants and half naked grinding up against each other, it’s like club kids have won…and I would assume that it has to do with the dumbing down of society and the ability to brainwash them with videogame like sounds….they probably produce in a couple of hours….and that get them paid 50,000 to 100,000 dollars a day, playing out 6 days a week…insanity…

I was more intersted in her picture with cake on her face, that I know she’s posting to imply her sleazy behavior in a wholesome way…thank her caption about the dude:


missing la and this punk, just a little tonight emoji? shooting starts soon!! Eeeeekkkk –Fundamentals of Caregiving!!

But that’s because I am a pervert.

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2015

15

Jan

Selena Gomez Mexican Cleavage of the Day

Selena Gomez posted this picture on Instagram…I don’t really know what it’s fun….I just know it looks ethnically ambiguous, she looks wet like she just jumped out of a shower, or just finished getting fucked and cummed on and her hormones are all jacked up, making her uterus ready to be impregnated…because when you’re a Mexican, you should have a dozen kids by 22…it’s a cultural thing..thanks to poverty and Catholicism…

Catholicism, this picture, and I guess her entire career as a vapid little spoiled celebrity with too much money, premarital sex, and fan base that makes her an idol or icon instead of Jesus….proves she shits on…

Either way, I’m ok with her bloat.

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2015

13

Jan

Selena Gomez is Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

Selena Gomez was seen leaving Chateau Marmont in a throwback paparazzi style set that reminds me of the days when paparazzi matter…busting a girl being bad and I like bad girls…or at least telling girls they are bad…and that I need to punish them…because it turns them on…but now things are so saturated, it’s just boring, but the homeless people in the background is awesome…but homeless people are always awesome, not just when they are in paparazzi pics…but always thanks to giving a fuck you to society…good times.


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2015

12

Jan

Selena Gomez Dos the Golden Globes of the Day

Hollywood is like a cheesy fucking High School, you’d expect or at least hope, the weirdo gothic kid who is an outcast there thanks to being chewed up and spat out by the cool kids…would blow the fuck up on his lunch break…thanks to bombs he built in his shop class..

They all know each other, they all hang out with each other, they are all these egotistical, self involved assholes who celebrate themselves, and who who think they are collectively amazing, but more amazing than the others who make up their community…

They all talk shit about each other, smile at each other to save face, go to lunch with each other….and are exclusive and exciting to the general population together…and I just don’t understand why people by into them…

They seem detached, lame, boring…they spend their time doing dumb things together…and I think Selena Gomez’s instagram feed from last night at the Golden Globes captures more than just her back fat, but everything that should make you want nothing to do with any of this shit…


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2015

02

Jan

Selena Gomez, Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are Arab of the Day

There is a little group of young girls, who I can guarantee think they are awesome, relevant and interesting, because the media talks about them, even though they are all average looking, rich spoiled brats who aren’t even cool, or fun, or interesting…who don’t even use their access, or money for awesome, and who just prance around living the life of luxury, that in case you didn’t know is fucking boring…even when half naked and in a bikini.

Either way, a bunch of them, including but not limited to Selena Gomez, spoiled brat Kendall Jenner, and her BFF, also rich scam model Gigi Hadid…where they joined ISIS in DUBAI, or at least that is what it looks like with their ARAB Hijab gear, that is actually offending Muslims and not joining Muslims even though joining a terrorist group would make sense, or at least give this candy-coated piles of shit some substance or edge, especially since they already terrorize pop culture…

I guess the HADID one is already Arab money…she’s probably the leader who roped the others in…

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2014

29

Dec

Selena Gomez’s Slutty and Weird Polaroid of the Day

Justin Bieber’s sex offending molester, Selena Gomez, who was 18 when he was 16, but still fucked him even though it was a against the law, because these kids are so spoiled, entitled, and rich due to parental exploitation, that involved praising them so that they would perform like dancing monkeys on command so they got the big pay day… are above the law…

Well they aren’t above trying to be high concept, because Selena posted this picture of a picture, with a vague caption…of what looks like it could be 1970s style erotica, ass out, skirt up…but that I can’t really figure out, because in her artistic, high concept hustle, she used flash…intentionally, because that’s how high concept artists do…and for some reason, a reason I call you being a weirdo pervert, I believe you can totally masturbate to this…because porn is boring, while scrambled possibly erotica…is just something different…

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2014

24

Dec

Selena Gomez Illegal Christmas Pic of the Day

If a gym teacher, school bus driver, little league coach, camp councillor, child therapist, or really any man was to post this same picture…they would get arrested…especailly if it was a Mall Santa….

When Selena Gomez does it, it’s ok, even though she has a history of sex offence, back when she was boning a 16 year old Beiber when she was over 18….

Maybe, it’s best to keep babies off the internet as a general rule….

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2014

17

Dec

Selena Gomez Does Instagram of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting a Selena Gomez instagram round-up, like I fucking care about Selena Gomez, her LUPUS or the fact that she had Justin Bieber inside her when he was underage, like some kind of sex offender…

I mean, I am totally, one hundred percent confident in the fact that I don’t give a fuck about her or her probably breast implants…yet here I am….uploading pics of her like she matters to me…or really to anyone…

I just hope at least one of you is capable of jerking off to these pics…but I mean if you are…you’re probably already her fan…and you probably already have seen these since you follow her on instagram…unless you only like your instagram pics set to useless banter by a drunken asshole who didn’t get a blowjob last night even though he should have…becuase that’s what is supposed to happen when you’re in cocaine fueled 3 am dance parties in random crackhouses with a girl with great tits..

All this to say….here’s her instagram bullshit…that should be a sex tape…but proven everyday of my life…you can’t always get what you want.

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2014

24

Nov

Selena Gomez No Bra of the Day

Everyone is so concerned about whether Selena Gomez got breast implants or not…because I guess people don’t have anything interesting to really do with their time, but obsess over whether some celebrity who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of anything, it’s not like she’s ever done anything riveting, substantial or even interesting, has fake tits….

I mean a good set of fake tits are 8,000 dollars. I know strippers who can afford 8,000 dollars for tits….even prostitutes. It’s not like some exclusive fucking club…

Sure, as a fake tit hater, even though I’ve had good fake tits, I just find them silly, and prefer real tits, I don’t see much point in the fake tits, but if you’re in the public eye, and if you’re an inspiration to young girls everywhere, you might as well get fake tits, to give them more to be insecure about….

Now whether her tits are real or not, because most models and actors have fake tits, Selena Gomez doesn’t have a bra on, and that’s perfectly fine by me…but really I don’t care either way….I mean it’s Selena Gomez…Beiber’s girlfriend…who fucking cares…what’s going on with her tits. Oh right, you do.

Eeeeekkkk #AMAs

????? ???????????? Selena Gomez (@selenagomez)

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2014

17

Nov

Selena Gomez Nipples for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Selena Gomez was in FLAUNT MAGAZINE a few weeks ago, and I guess this is a screenshot from the behind the scenes video – featuring her tit in a lacy top – that if you look at it with nerd vision, you may see a glimpse of discoloration that may or may not be her nipple, which may or may not be enough for you to masturbate to, but I assume you’re more desensitized than that, you know like you’re one of those weirdos who needs to get off to really fucking weird things…

But I guess it is still Selena Gomez and her possible nipples…and that’s exciting news – if you’re a pathetic…and you are.

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2014

10

Nov

Selena Gomez Evil Dictator Cleavage of the Day

Selena Gomez was out wearing some evil dictator uniform…which I felt was appropriate because I am convinced she’s all kinds of evil….and a lot like a dictator because of her huge ego and arrogance she has in shoving her nonsense down all of our throats all of the time thanks to radio…

At least she’s showing off what could be implants, or just puberty, now that the Peter Pan pills at the offices of Disney that created her are finally wearing off, while she does it all evil and manipulative..plotting her next million….or billion…

For some reason, a reason I call perversion, I am ok with this behavior and I encourage more acting up and tantrums…rebellions and scenes, because everything is fucking boring and we always need some spice…or some Mexican to clean our house….

Here’s the video with possible nipple for the people into that kind of thing..you perverts


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2014

03

Nov

Top 10 Selena Gomez Has Cleavage of the Day

People are amazed that Selena Gomez has cleavage and that pretty much blows my fucking mind, seeing as she’s a girl with a bit of a body, you know not some anorexic dying model….and girls…have tits…even if they are small, with the right bra they get cleavage, and even if they are small implants…who gives a fuck…everyone has implants – they only cost 5,000 dollars…it’s not some secret or exclusive thing, and if you go to a strip club, you’ll know that some of the most gutter women in the world have implants…not to mention, she’s not even showing those “alleged” implants, she’s just showing cleavage, and it’s just cleavage, it’s not the 80s when people forget the braless 70s, and cleavage was enough to jerk off to…I mean this is the internet porn generation…who fucking cares…well I guess people into tits do, and that’s why I’m posting it…life as a pervert is so confusing.

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2014

22

Oct

Selena Gomez Gets Tickled by the Dalai Lama of the Day

words of wisdom. #speechless

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People actually cared that Selena Gomez and Orland Bloom went to Vancouver Canada together, like they were a couple, because they may be a couple, as it ties in with the whole Bieber and Miranda Kerr having sex and destroying her already dead relationship with Orlando Bloom, thanks to years of being a slut.

But I think the pivotal moment in this spiritual journey they are on together…is when the Dalai Lama tickeled her chin, like she was a little pug puppy, or like he was showing her how he diddles vaginas but didn’t want to go their since he’s a spirtual leader and diddling vaginas in public, despite being amazing, would go against his teaching…even though you know as well as I do that if you were the Dalai Lama – all you would do with that title is rope in pussy…too weak and broken to realize that the spiritual spit you’re spewing is just talking to their insecurities and sadness…right…right..pray/prey on the weak…..amazing…but not as amazing as this pic of a young harlot being cleansed…

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2014

20

Oct

Selena Gomez Slutty for Instagram of the Day

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life…

Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement…

Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

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