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2014

17

Dec

Selena Gomez Does Instagram of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting a Selena Gomez instagram round-up, like I fucking care about Selena Gomez, her LUPUS or the fact that she had Justin Bieber inside her when he was underage, like some kind of sex offender…

I mean, I am totally, one hundred percent confident in the fact that I don’t give a fuck about her or her probably breast implants…yet here I am….uploading pics of her like she matters to me…or really to anyone…

I just hope at least one of you is capable of jerking off to these pics…but I mean if you are…you’re probably already her fan…and you probably already have seen these since you follow her on instagram…unless you only like your instagram pics set to useless banter by a drunken asshole who didn’t get a blowjob last night even though he should have…becuase that’s what is supposed to happen when you’re in cocaine fueled 3 am dance parties in random crackhouses with a girl with great tits..

All this to say….here’s her instagram bullshit…that should be a sex tape…but proven everyday of my life…you can’t always get what you want.

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2014

24

Nov

Selena Gomez No Bra of the Day

Everyone is so concerned about whether Selena Gomez got breast implants or not…because I guess people don’t have anything interesting to really do with their time, but obsess over whether some celebrity who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of anything, it’s not like she’s ever done anything riveting, substantial or even interesting, has fake tits….

I mean a good set of fake tits are 8,000 dollars. I know strippers who can afford 8,000 dollars for tits….even prostitutes. It’s not like some exclusive fucking club…

Sure, as a fake tit hater, even though I’ve had good fake tits, I just find them silly, and prefer real tits, I don’t see much point in the fake tits, but if you’re in the public eye, and if you’re an inspiration to young girls everywhere, you might as well get fake tits, to give them more to be insecure about….

Now whether her tits are real or not, because most models and actors have fake tits, Selena Gomez doesn’t have a bra on, and that’s perfectly fine by me…but really I don’t care either way….I mean it’s Selena Gomez…Beiber’s girlfriend…who fucking cares…what’s going on with her tits. Oh right, you do.

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2014

17

Nov

Selena Gomez Nipples for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Selena Gomez was in FLAUNT MAGAZINE a few weeks ago, and I guess this is a screenshot from the behind the scenes video – featuring her tit in a lacy top – that if you look at it with nerd vision, you may see a glimpse of discoloration that may or may not be her nipple, which may or may not be enough for you to masturbate to, but I assume you’re more desensitized than that, you know like you’re one of those weirdos who needs to get off to really fucking weird things…

But I guess it is still Selena Gomez and her possible nipples…and that’s exciting news – if you’re a pathetic…and you are.

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2014

10

Nov

Selena Gomez Evil Dictator Cleavage of the Day

Selena Gomez was out wearing some evil dictator uniform…which I felt was appropriate because I am convinced she’s all kinds of evil….and a lot like a dictator because of her huge ego and arrogance she has in shoving her nonsense down all of our throats all of the time thanks to radio…

At least she’s showing off what could be implants, or just puberty, now that the Peter Pan pills at the offices of Disney that created her are finally wearing off, while she does it all evil and manipulative..plotting her next million….or billion…

For some reason, a reason I call perversion, I am ok with this behavior and I encourage more acting up and tantrums…rebellions and scenes, because everything is fucking boring and we always need some spice…or some Mexican to clean our house….

Here’s the video with possible nipple for the people into that kind of thing..you perverts


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Nov

Top 10 Selena Gomez Has Cleavage of the Day

People are amazed that Selena Gomez has cleavage and that pretty much blows my fucking mind, seeing as she’s a girl with a bit of a body, you know not some anorexic dying model….and girls…have tits…even if they are small, with the right bra they get cleavage, and even if they are small implants…who gives a fuck…everyone has implants – they only cost 5,000 dollars…it’s not some secret or exclusive thing, and if you go to a strip club, you’ll know that some of the most gutter women in the world have implants…not to mention, she’s not even showing those “alleged” implants, she’s just showing cleavage, and it’s just cleavage, it’s not the 80s when people forget the braless 70s, and cleavage was enough to jerk off to…I mean this is the internet porn generation…who fucking cares…well I guess people into tits do, and that’s why I’m posting it…life as a pervert is so confusing.

HERE ARE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

HERE SHE IS LEAVING STARBUCKS CLICK HERE

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2014

22

Oct

Selena Gomez Gets Tickled by the Dalai Lama of the Day

words of wisdom. #speechless

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People actually cared that Selena Gomez and Orland Bloom went to Vancouver Canada together, like they were a couple, because they may be a couple, as it ties in with the whole Bieber and Miranda Kerr having sex and destroying her already dead relationship with Orlando Bloom, thanks to years of being a slut.

But I think the pivotal moment in this spiritual journey they are on together…is when the Dalai Lama tickeled her chin, like she was a little pug puppy, or like he was showing her how he diddles vaginas but didn’t want to go their since he’s a spirtual leader and diddling vaginas in public, despite being amazing, would go against his teaching…even though you know as well as I do that if you were the Dalai Lama – all you would do with that title is rope in pussy…too weak and broken to realize that the spiritual spit you’re spewing is just talking to their insecurities and sadness…right…right..pray/prey on the weak…..amazing…but not as amazing as this pic of a young harlot being cleansed…

TO SEE HER AND ORLANDO BLOOM AT THE AIRPORT TOGETHER CLICK HERE

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2014

20

Oct

Selena Gomez Slutty for Instagram of the Day

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life…

Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement…

Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

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2014

16

Oct

Selena Gomez Whorin’ of the Day

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Selena Gomez is on some media blitz…

She did Ellen:

She Did Kimmel:

Apparently, she’s in some William H Macy directed movie starring his wife Felicity Huffman, in what I guess is her getting into projects that help legitimize her career. The kind of thing that takes her from teen pop tart sucking Bieber cock – to a serious actor…and she doesn’t annoy me…like the other pop tarts do….maybe because I like that she gets the industry, she plays the media, I feel like she’s got it all figured out and her bank account is the proof of that scheming…

There are so many hotter, more interesting, more deserving people…but she’s doing it…so based on that alone – I mean coupled with my perversion – I am willing to stare at her subtle implants…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Oct

Selena Gomez Listening to Her Own Music Porn of the Day

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Awkward

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NEW FETISH!!!

I’ve decided that my new fetish is popstars listening to their own songs, at least I assume she’s listening to her own song, why else would her caption read “awkward” as she makes semi embarrassed faces, as if she’s actually embarrassed and not some egotistical cunt who listens to her own shit everyday and thinks it is better than every other song on the radio, the kind of girl mad when she hears other songs in the radio because they aren’t her song on the radio, as she counts her royalty money…

NEW FETISH!!!

Now if only this New Fetish came with some of her new tits…

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