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2014

20

Aug

Selena Gomez in Hipster Shorts of the Day

I am not a fan of Selena Gomez, really I just encourage her knowing that she has an auto immune disease that is the opposite of AIDS, that could potentially kill her at anytime…they call it Lupus, other people call it Bieber….I call it who the fuck cares how she markets herself she’s figured out the very basic system thanks to her stage mom breeding her to own this Hollywood shit, and even if she’s not that hot, her shorts are, and I have no problem trying to stare up them, even though a picture is probably as close as I’ll ever get to her…

Now I don’t know if I am just sucked into this pic because I see shorts like this always, everywhere, and for some reason the new generation of girls all have great asses, thanks to hormones in the food and squats…or if I am getting a soft spot for sometimes doughy, chipmunk face Gomez…

I just know I like it…

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2014

18

Aug

Selena Gomez Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Selena Gomez jumped on the Ice Bucket challenge, something that everyone is hating on because it really is a pretty dumb idea, but that I am defending because I know people who have died from ALS and the stupid stunt, calling out other people to get involved, is actually really spreading the world about the whole thing, and in turn bringing in awareness and money, even if it’s a stupid bandwagon idea…that really isn’t a bandwagon idea, because you are supposed to be called out to do it – so some asshole is roping you in like it was a chain letter of the 80s.

I guess I’m just not mad about it, because I am a pervert and like seeing girls getting wet, even Selena Gomez.

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2014

14

Aug

Selena Gomez “Taking a Shit” Selfie of the Day

I have a feeling that this is a picture of Selena Gomez “taking a shit” selfie. Which in case you didn’t know is the least sexy kind of selfie a girl can take, because no one want your 5 minutes you take to style your self shot bullshit, because you are an egotistical cunt to be while shitting. Most of us still don’t want to admit girls shit…even though We’ve all seen it.

I am not too sure what LUPUS, a disease she has, does to her shitting. I just know that she posted that she worked out twice earlier in the day and was craving fast food or something along those fat girl guidelines…that leads to nasty shits…and I guess this is the after effect….while reading tweets…something 90 percent of people into shitting with their phones do…when they aren’t taking SELFIES…

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2014

04

Aug

Selena Gomez Leaked Nudes of the Day

Someone emailed me these pictures saying that they are Selena Gomez leaked nudes from a cellphone hack and that they were 100 percent her because they know someone who knows her management…

I say, that it is probably some dude and his slutty girlfriend who is probably a cam girl trying to troll the internet because people always tell her she looks like Selena Gomez, and she wants to believe it, even though she’s a bootleg version….like the girl I once dated who told me she looks like Penelope Cruz, when she actually looked like a massive nosed monster…or this other girl I dated who told me she looked like some other celebrity and like maybe if that celebrity was pushing 300 pounds and a totally different person that’d make sense…

But I am always up for a good nude scandal, whether it is Selena Gomez or not..it’s still tits…and we like those…

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2014

01

Aug

Selena Gomez Hipster Shorts of the Day

Her ass isn’t that great…..

I am not just saying that because I know that Bieber has been up inside it. I am saying it because it looks like a deflated weird slab of skin, hanging out of a pair of shirts over her rubbing together thighs….

I am not hating on shorts like this. I think they are a great thing that I see every time I leave my house. Eventually, shorts will be so short in the mainstream, that girls will be walking around with their asses spread. Anus everywhere…It’s like shorts will be some kind of rigging to spread the ass cheeks so we can see the girls soul…

I am just saying if I had an ass like Selena Gomez’s, it would not be on blast in a pair of shorts like this…

IT’d be locked in the basement.

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2014

30

Jul

Top 10 Selena Gomez in a Sleazy Top of the Day

My Top 10 posts don’t have 10 pictures in them because top 10 posts are the fall of society. They are the click bait you find on all your favorite news sources that remind you that humans are no much different than a monkey and humans like things to be given to them in list form, even if that list is fully arbitrary and made up. Even when the top 10 aren’t the top 10 at all, but rather the first ten the lazy writing getting paid 10 dollars a day came up with…There is no integrity in journalism these days and I am the proof…but there is integrity in staring at Selena Gomez’s tits and trying to figure out if she’s got implants or not..

Base on the state of the world, I think we can all agree that this is what matters in the world….

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2014

25

Jul

Selena Gomez is Playin’ Up The Lez of the Day

Girls are generally users…but when they are in Hollywood and their careers or making more stupid money or at least keep momentum up…it’s a lot worse.

It’s safe to say Selena and Cara aren’t actual friends, yet they both thought it was a relevant or good opportunity to get together and get some press.

YOu know don’t shy away from Lesbian allegations, post pics of them holding hands. Inseparable. Fuck with the media, the tabloids, get in bikinis…make money.

Cara probably thinks it’s funny as a rich connected girl who is now an It Girl…that she can get access to Selena Gomez one on one….and Selena Gomez probably likes that she’s hanging with a “cool it girl”…int he fashion scene everyone loves..

They are groupie-ing each other…all for the paparazzi.

But they aren’t real friends…they are just leveraging…but you’re at this level of success…you have no friends..everyone’s just using and making money…and who cares, the public love scandal…controversy anything that distracts from their own shitty life…so let Selena do some basic mind fucking…even if it’s hardly that impressive.

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2014

23

Jul

Selena Gomez in a See Through Bathing Suit with Implied Lesbianism of the Day

Doing what I do, I realize that there are far more important things going on in the world – than just this celebrity gossip, who is dating who, smoke and mirror bullshit people care about because it’s shoved down their throats and they are trained to care about it…

You know instead of trying to make yourself famous, or to make a difference, or to make money to live like you’re famous…you’re obsessing over Selena Gomez turning 22…

THere are real issues going on…

So when my friend MADE THIS TOP 10 SELENA GOMEZ BIRTHDAY BIKINI AND 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT MORE …I was happy to see, I am not alone in hating celebrity, finding celebrity a vapid group of retards that produce shitty content and that divert from real issues in life…to focus on their spoiled brat luxuries…

The uprising is now…just as soon as I’m done staring at her little implants in a sheer bathing suit…unfortunately the highlight of my day…because I don’t need to worry about worldly issue or my own success when I can just stare at 22 year old hard nipples in a white bathing suit – reminding me of the time my friends sister was in a white bathing suit at their pool and she was walking around unaware that it was see through…showing us all her nice inny pussy…giving me something to jerk off to all through high school…leading to my love of all things white bikini….

Here she is showering for the paparazzi with Cara Delevingne…

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2014

22

Jul

Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne on that “Pay Attention to Us” Hustle of the Day

Selena Gomez is on a yacht and in a bikini with Cara Delvingne – because it seems that both Cara Delevigne is a friend collector. The kind of socialite in the UK who is enjoying the buzz around her and turning to twitter to connect with these other starlets – who are surprisingly really boring and uninteresting to actually hang around – but who the world think are great – because the world are fucking blinded by the media and buy into all this bullshit that makes them all fucking rich..

We are the fucking problem, we perpetuate it…and it is not even all that clever that these girls have figured out how to manipulate the tabloids…because the tabloids are half retarded and will post any fucking story…

I am just interested in their expensive, well paid, possibly fake, but I doubt it, that was just another cry for attention – like the whole Bieber thing – and now the possible fake lesbian with a model thing….tits….because lets face it…tits are more interesting than anything else these twats are up to…

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