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2015

22

May

Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day

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Selena Gomez wore some ripped jeans and a tank top for her instagram…and ran that shit through so many filters that it looks like it’s been soaking in piss…and that I guess gives a slimming effect to her portly little body…that I am sure you’d all love to lick the Bieber out of….because when it looks like this…we’re all Belieber enough to explore the territory he’s been inside…not that we’ll ever get that opportunity, Disney Chicks don’t work like that…they are robots who have no time for normals…obviously…and in reality…we all know you aren’t normal…

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2015

13

May

Selena Gomez Tits for Adidas of the Day

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This is how chubby Selena Gomez…in her sports ba…showing off her thickness…but more importantly showing you how to make a million dollars with a brand that is using her as a spokesperson for the brand…by doing google hangout’s for Adidas…like a dancing monkey and I don’t understand how the general public can be so blind to these puppets, like they love these people so much for no rational reason other than their live’s suck…so that when these idiots post nonsense about brands, these idiots jump and down with job..

It’s like why the fuck does it take a brand to have Selena Gomez interact with her fans on the internet…because she gets paid to be good to the people who pay her cunt ass..

It’s pretty disgusting…but I’m sure her implants aren’t that Bad..

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2015

11

May

Selena Gomez Topless in Bed of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this instagram video of her having a hard time sleeping because we can assume that either the stress of being Selena Gomez and living a life of luxury pretty much on vacation all the time thanks to having a team of people doing everything including but not limited to wiping her ass with their mouth because it doesn’t chaff…

We can assume that she’s stessing out about nothing really, or maybe she’s just jacked on diet pills and stimulants to get her back into Disney Shape…

Who cares, she’s topless and in bed, and intimate and even private moment that she’s got make-up on for….because you wish you could be in bed with her…or at least jerking off to her while she sleeps because she’s a pervert…

Here she is with some mom erotica….yeah….sit on her lap…you naughty chubby thing….rocking your pimp hard…

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2015

06

May

Selena Gomez is a Mexican of the Day

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Selena Gomez, which explains why she’s got fake tits, as most Mexicans have shit tits, at least that’s what my friend who only fucks Mexicans told me, it also explains her weight gain, because at 20, all systems shut down turning most Mexicans into a neckless Mayan….all boxy and fertile…I mean they have kids at 14…so I guess she’s living up to that…unlike Selma Hayek and Alba and Longoria who are also Mexicans, but I guess less genetically predisposed to look like every Mexican woman I’ve ever seen in any Mexican village thanks to Hollywood and millions of dollars…that Selena doesn’t get because she’e been famous since she was 5…

Either way, her, unlike every other celebrity, and asshole on your social media who celebrated Cinco De Mayo is not racist, because she’s allowed, it’s her heritage…and licking tacos clearly makes her happy as fuck…it is comforting in these sad times of being rich and famous….

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2015

04

May

Selena Gomez is in New York of the Day

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Selena Gomez is in New York..and what better way to celebrate that…than to direct, star and act in a 15 second movie about her being in New York…rolling around in her hotel bed…looking kind hot and pudgy….

Oh….right…her hard nipples….her nipples are a better way to celebrate her being in New York..for what I assume is the met ball…and not her stupid art fag, girl has no vision as an artist, she’s Selena Gomez…and properly trained dancing monkey thanks to Disney…so let’s just look at her tits…

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2015

29

Apr

Pudgy Selena Gomez Airport Porn of the Day

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Selena Gomez has recently been rumored to have had sex with the black guy she went on Vacation with last week, you know those pictures of her chubbier than she used to be because black guys love that BBW shit…I heard it in a Drake song and that guy embodies black…you know on the frontlines in the ghetto of Baltimore…from his childhood home in rich, white Canada…

Either way, they are saying she fucked the black guy to piss off Bieber…as Bieber has a hard on for the dude…and there is something magical about an ex emotionally eating herself into a demographic…only to fuck that demographic…to piss off the pansy pop star pervert she dated…because it all creates media hype and she fucking loves media hype..it sells whatever she’s selling…that dancing mexican fuck….

That said…here’s her round ass squeezed into jeans…getting frisked at the airport…which is a fetish to some of you who wish you were TSA…to cavity search all the babes rolling through…as that would be the only human contact you get…cuz one likes you…

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2015

23

Apr

Selena Gomez Tongue and Tits Leave Soul Cycle of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture of her cleavage and tongue leaving Soul Cycle, because strategically it made sense now that the world called her out for being fat last week…and her team clearly wanted to address that…without making people talk about her emotional eating, her health…or digging deeper into her taco addiction…

The good news is that fit girls take a better picture than fat girls especially in bikinis….but the bad news is that I liked the fat Selena, even if it only lasted 5 minutes…I know it will be back…at least I hope it will be back…because it balanced everything about her out to me…

Either way…tragedy comes in all forms and today’s tragedy is fat SELENA…trying to get fit…

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2015

20

Apr

Selena Gomez is a Mexican Pot Bellied Pig of the Day

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Selena Gomez was just in Mexico, possibly recording a video, or a song, or just having a break from the vacation that is her life, with a couple of black music producers, who either made her some beats..or beat her fucking pussy until she couldn’t watch, which actually would take a lot, thanks to being her size and ethnicity…not to say Mexicans have big pussies…but ya know…they do.

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Well she got back to her house in Calabasas that is probably more of a resort, or luxury hotel, staffed by Mexicans…where she had someone take a pic of her by her pool…with her gunt hanging out..

I mean girl has gained a solid 20 lbs and is owning it…which is wrong. Sure fat girls everywhere want to bring her over to the dark side by shaming her for being skinny…and celebrating her when she is fat….but a fat Selena is a bad Selena…no one wants to look like the Mexican working the taco stand…not even the Mexican working the taco stand…she’s just happy she’s got a green card…

All this to say…I prefer emotional starvation to emotional eating…and here’s her pot belly…for you to jerk off to…because you’re a Selena Gomez fan and she can do no wrong.

Here she is for Mario Testino’s Towel series…

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Here she is still in Mexico…Rocking a Massive Fat Girl Cameltoe…

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2015

17

Apr

Selena Gomez Bikini Recovery of the Day

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Selena Gomez responded to everyone calling her fat, because she is fat, with a “More to me to love”…positive message of “I eat a lot”…that has got a lot of fat girls through being fat and allowed them to continue being fat…and even getting fatter…only to die of heart disease and stroke…since that kind of “I don’t give a fuck”…”embrace yourself”…”this is me”…is actually really fucking unhealthy…despite what the people putting sugar and hormones in everything are telling you…

The good news is that she’s rolling with black rapper dudes…which could either be the cause or the effect of Selena Gomez being this size….you know because so many fat girls before her have found confidence when an athletic black guy with an 11 inch penis destroys them…and tells them how hot they are…because that’s what they are into…

Either way, as long as the bikini is happening, girl doesn’t need a model body…hell, she doesn’t need any body…just tits and a pussy..and we’re good….

So Stop fat Shaming…and start jerking off to her…because this is Selena Gomez…chubby….and slutty….like chubby girls are…and I think she looks good to grab..

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2015

16

Apr

Is This Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if this is actually Selena Gomez in a bikini…it could just be any fucking Mexican who has eaten one too many corn torillas..because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…and I am saying this as a Mexican…most have kids by 16, and are 180 pounds by 18….

So if this is actually her, I can assume that she’s emotionally eating, or maybe her metabolism is just slowing down, because she’s old and Mexican or maybe her lupus medication is bloating her…

But she’s definitely wearing the wrong cage bikini…cuz shit is spilling out where it shouldn’t….and not the good kind of shit…like actual shit from losing control of her bowels thanks to all the mexican food she’s been eating to make her fat….or her labia slipping because she hasn’t factored in the weight gain forcing her battered vagina to hang out of the much too tight fabric…

No matter what the reason….She probably shouldn’t have let the paparazzi get this…

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2015

10

Apr

Selena Gomez Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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These photoshoot pics of Selena Gomez in a bikini were posted to instagram recently, and I figured why not stare at a Selena Gomez photoshopped picture in a one-piece bathing suit, because it covers up her gunt, and more importantly. the broken dreams left smeared on her gut by beiber when he came all over her belly…assuming that she wasn’t fucking him up the ass with random objects leaving him cumming on the floor in the doggy style position…

That said, she’s a pudgy, bloated, lupus Disney star, with probably implants, because Mexcians often times have shit tits…and I think she’s great…raised well in the world of Disney where sucking “up” to the right executive…got her mom the house, car and life she wanted…

There’s something magical about youthful whores who learn it as kids, and grow up with it…it’s far better than the whores who figure it out in college or at the first job…

I feel like these are old…but jerking off to her never gets old…even when she does…don’t act like you weren’t in her fan club when she was 16 you freaks.

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2015

03

Apr

Selena Gomez Nipple On Instagram of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted what looks like a mesh dress you’d find at the sex shop, or on a Florida wife tanning by the pool, drinking her cocktails after sucking down some valium, because she knows it is the day the Cuban garderner comes by and she really wants to fuck him like she was America during the 1960s…no more Heinz Ketchup for you motherfuckers…but have since redeemed themselves by giving the Cubans Miami…

That said, Selena Gomez is a Mexican, and like all Mexicans, she’s had her tits done, so why wouldn’t she show off her nipples, this is a sign of status, like she’s officially made it to her people back home, cuz Mexican know that Mexicns have shitty tits..

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If that doesn’t excite you, and it shouldn’t – here she is lip syncing in a car…as girls seem to do these day…

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2015

23

Mar

Selena Gomez Pudgy Face Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture of her in a bikini top, I guess to prove that her tits are just her being hormonal and not actual implants, because they are built like a body builder’s pectoral muscles, and not like an implant, unless that’s the look she was going for with her surgeon, which is possible “Make it look like a tranny tit”….but I doubt it…

Now, we can assume that she felt pretty, because she looks cute enough and her pudgy little face is not as pudgy, maybe a not so crazy water retention / Lupus medication bloat…

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, or find this girl interesting or hot, but I’ll stare at anything in a bikini, because I can…and more importantly, because I have nothing better to do…my life is pathetic.

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2015

19

Mar

Selena Gomez Shows Demonstrates Rim Jobs of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a picutre of Selena GOmez showing us what her asshole looks like using her mouth, but I would assume the coloring is about the same…unless of course she bleaches it, which she probably does…since no one really wants a reddish brown asshole, especially not when getting fucked by super weird rich dudes with super weird requirements, because the richer they get…the more insane they get…

Or maybe she’s just showing you her love…or her first move in giving a rip job…it all stars with a peck before bum fucking with your tongue the way bieber likes it…because that’s what Usher showed him and he grew up on….

Or maybe…just maybe…I’m reading into this too much and taking it to a dark place…that isn’t really all that dark…because she bleaches her asshole…

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2015

17

Mar

Selena Gomez Shows her “Girls” of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture captioned “My Girls”…

I know how all these calculated little sluts work….they know exactly what they are doing, and when they don’t, they have teams of people who tell them what to do, so when they make reference to their girls…in a picture with their girlfriends, as an excuse to show off her purchased girls, but unbuttoning her shit…I totally get what is going on here…

Unless I am just a pervert, and instead of focusing on a girl and her friends, all I see is tits…

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