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2016

27

May

Selena Gomez Has Hard Nipples at Fat Meet and Greets of the Day

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People are excited that Selena Gomez has hard nipples in her tank top that she’s not wearing a bra in – because she got breast implants and doesn’t need to wear a bra…and passed it off as getting Chemotherapy for her LUPUS…that may be true, but that was a marketing hook and diversion, when she should just focus on her new tits, making sure they are exposed properly, subtly, she doesn’t want you to think she’s desperate or anything, meanwhile…you are…very desperate…that hard nipples on Disney Stars still get you off – you’re pathetic…at least Selena is out there making millions with this silly hustle…you’re just embarrasing yourself…buying into this monkey media manipulating Bieber fucker…

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2016

26

May

Selana Gomez May Be In a Sheer Top of the Day

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Selena Gomez is possibly in a sheer top in this slutty shoot where she looks like she’s either on a porn set ready to take a load on her face…or just doing porny poses to try to be sexy – it’s hard out there for a cute chipmunk earner from Disney who is trained to be as wholesome ass possible, even if she’s into weird things like eating old, unshowered, studio executive ass…

I don’t really understand why the TV star who can’t act is doing a stage show when she can’t sing, but I guess when you pull off this scam in one part of the entertainment industry – it’s easy to do it in the other…

These pics are from Toronto Canada..on her Revivial Tour…because she was half dead from CHEMO therapy, LUPUS, Bieber and anything else she can play up and own….in efforts of making us buy into her garbage lies…

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2016

20

May

Selena Gomez Promotes Her Concert Nipples in Lingerie of the Day

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Selena Gomez has hard nipples and she wants you to see them…because that’s all part of her marketing strategy to get people to her show and to get people to think she’s hot or has sex appeal…

She tried the “I have been undergoing CHEMO ” thing, but I guess showing off the fake tits is a better approach…

This girl understands the media and will do anything to get seen, talked about or noticed, it’s the Disney way…and the funny thing is she’s not even that hot or talented, but she won’t let you think that, she has a high paid team to branwash us into thinking otherwise…

Garbage…in lingerie…

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2016

19

May

Selena Gomez Trending with Ripping Up “Marry Justin Sign” of the Day

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Selena Gomez is fucking annoying…..

She’s a media manipulator, one of the more brilliant, Disney trained with a team of the industry’s best and highest paid…so anything and everything she does is a fucking lie for attention…including all the Bieber shit…and the slutty titty focused tits…and playing up that she had a chemo treatment for her lupus…and it works, she’s making huge money, when really she’s average at best on all fronts…an average singer, average dancer, average actor…but rich enough and smart enough to get everything lined up properly so the moron consumer buys into it…

She’s on tour in Canada, selling out shows, and the video of her ripping up this “Marry Bieber” poster that she probably planted in the audience so that people would talk about it…or maybe she’s just so mad that people only care about Bieber and the fact he stuck his dick in her when she was leveraging his underage ass to get more audience and keep her career alive…but whether it’s legit, and it’s not, or played up because it is…or not..it’s so fucking stupid..but not as stupid as a 46 year old man writing about it…

I know, I suck at life..

I guess this is a week old video – I’ve probably already posted but it was trending on facebook so I figure I’ll try to fit in with the evil that is Facebook, the same evil that promotes SELENA in your newsfeed because she sucks Zuckerberg dick…

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2016

13

May

Selena Gomez Meets the Axis of Hell of the Day

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Here’s the proof you needed that Selena Gomez is dialed directly into the evil media and corporate demons they represent…

Everyt ime I type “Instagram” into my browser – it prompts Selena Gomez account, the most trafficked account…

This is the reason why…The world we live in is fucked.

You are being spied on….watched and tricked into this shit because of basic human addiction…1984……

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2016

11

May

Selena Gomez’s Orlando Bloom Pose in Concert of the Day

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Taylor Swift’s assistant and groupie Selena Gomez decided to join the Taylor Swift / Katy Perry hip hop pop music beef – by seducing Orlando Bloom into her little ghetto trash Mexican pussy, that probably isn’t that little, this bitch has been taking loads in her since she was a kid – HOW ELSE DOES HER CAREER EXIST….

Apparently, Orlando Bloom isn’t a faggot, and was actually dating Katy Perry for a minute, before being a typical actor and getting up into Selena Gomez because he can – and the whole thing is all nonsense marketing…that helps all these old timers stay in the news…

Katy Perry kept the story alive with this:

Even though she’s only been fucking Bloom for a week, which for celebrities is like years….and we can all collectively agree this is stupid…

But not as stupid as LUPUS CHIPMUNK CHEMO SURVIVOR spreading her whore lets for her concert tour she doesn’t really deserve, but in her defence the whole industry is pure bullshit…so cash in.

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2016

10

May

Selena Gomez Fucks with Orlando Bloom and Does Marie Claire of the Day

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Selena Gomez is doing whatever she can to get in the media, including but not limited to fucking up to an cuddling up to Orlando Bloom the actor you assumed was Gay because he dates Katy Perry…

Maybe this is some catty Taylor Swift coordinated scandal to go up against Katy Perry, and publicly embarrass her, or maybe it is a bi-product of Selena’s boyfriend Beiber fucking Orlando’s wife and baby momma Miranda Kerr a bunch of years ago – an incident I was first to report…because I’m so good at this modern journalism…

Maybe it’s just a scandal to get into the news…as these things happen…because all these idiots are connected like some terrible high school we all watch…

Maybe I am ashamed of myself for participating in this nonsense…

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Selena Gomez is doing all she can to get in as much media placement or attenton as possible – hoping to fill up the seats at her new concert tour that has just started….where she will love songs about being an independent child star trained by Disney who had a fake romance with Justin Beiber that she continues to milk because it’s the best PR stunt she’s had to date…

I don’t care for Selena Gomez or her shitty pop music that gets produced because she has a huge fan base – and because people have no taste – and because music producers know how to trick people into liking or thinking they like songs – because humans are pretty fucking basic minds…and the figurehead the attach to the song, who is more a dancing, well trained puppet…

Music and Live Shows makes more money than acting – so this is her cashing in, feeding her ego, and doing press for that tour…she’s shameless..

Here’s the shoot:

Here’s the video…

Here’s some GIFs where you can see that when she’s not photoshopped, her LUPUS bloat is on point – with the pudgy little attention seeking face…

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2016

09

May

Selena Gomez Concert Tour of the Day

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Selena Gomez has been hyping up her performance as “Taylor Swift”…attempting to be a popstar because she’s Disney trained and pop stars require little to no talent because it is a better money maker than doing movies…with all the merch and touring…plus it is good for ego to have thousands of people screaming at you…it almost makes you forget you’re a little hack who exploits Chemotherapy to promote your album…it almost makes you forget you’re barely talented and that people are just desperate to have or create memories involving famous people dancing…it’s like the worst kind of positive affirmation…

What I would like for Selena Gomez is her opening show to have 12 people in the audience who got free tickets from the local radio…you know boycott this trash because she sucks..

Obviously, her costume involves nudity…it’s so current and now…

Garbage.

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2016

06

May

Selena Gomez is Promoting Her New Tour with Slutty Pics of the Day

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Selena Gomez is a girl who’s childhood was sold off to Disney by her egotistical, narcissist, turned “talent manager” mother….leading to her being trained to act and sing good enough to get by…all while building out an audience and fan base of children who grow up with her as their “friend”…and creepy dudes who jerked off to her and will always jerk off to her…

So now that actors don’t make money, and popstars make money thanks to shows and merch, it’s ideal for anyone with average talent and an audience to focus on the music man..it’s all about the music man…but not really, it’s about cash and was never about the music man…

The music industry is so fucked, the good music isn’t being heard, the people playing iheartradio and APPLE / GOOGLE are the ones being heard…and allowing things like Selena Gomez to exist..

Even Selena Gomez’s body hates her. Trying to take her down with LUPUS…forcing her to get and exploit her CHEMOTHERAPY to dial in with the public who view CHEMOTHERAPY as dying babies…making her the fucking worst.

So in marketing her already over marked tour, she had sex with a mic on stage for her promo pics…

These are those promo pics…I just wish she was hotter.

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2016

26

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Topless for her Concert Tour of the Day

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Whenever I type “instagram” in my web browser, it automatically prompts Selena Gomez’s instagram….which is pretty fucking annoying, considering I don’t give a fuck about Selena Gomez, but maybe it’s a deal she made with Google to help become the biggest account on instagram..because in the event you didn’t know…all the media you are exposed to is decided by GOOGLE or FACEBOOK and you are just puppets clicking on ads they are getting paid on…that’s why they are multi billion dollar properties…

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That said, Selena Gomez child star dated Bieber, hangs out with Taylor Swift and has a lwo level understanding of song and dance, realizing that there is more money and fun in merchandise and concert tours…than being paid a shitty day rate to be on a shitty show…so she puts her money and energy into that…even though she’s not that good and not that hot…it’s just what all these attention seeking, overpaid, child stars who are rich and entitled need for their ego…a live audience cheering them on as they sing songs written by other people…

In promoting her upcoming, probably sold out, thanks to people being idiots tour…she posting toples spics and she also does a Big New Stage Reveal….no one cares about..but I guess it’s unboxing…for the rich and famous child sstar wearing lululemom pants…

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Look she also does Boomerang Dances

All really uninteresting, but I guess I’m not her target market of retard tween..

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2016

20

Apr

Selena Gomez Sucking in her Gut and Gagging Some Chick of the Day

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Selena Gomez is prepping for her world tour, because Selena Gomez is a money making scam who realizes that her acting wasn’t her money maker and was instead just a way to build her audience…where as a world tour is something you can sell tickets, VIP experiences, even sex if they pay her enough…while creating shitty memories for her idiot fans she doesn’t care about…that they can remember with products she’s selling like the bra and panty set – and even Temporary tattoos that match her tattoos something I hope some of you creepy perverts go to the concert to buy, only to put on your dick, to make Masturbating more of a Selena Gomez experience……

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2016

13

Apr

Selena Gomez for GQ May 2016 of the Day

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I have a friend who goes absolutely mental, like a full blown retard in a helmet hitting rocks together in the park, while masturbating….when I make fun of Selena Gomez and her Chemotherapy….

You probably don’t know or care about this, because you’re more into looking at her breast implants, but I find this story so absurd, I write about it in every Selena Gomez post, and that is that right when you last Album dropped, because all these actors want to be singers, because there’s no money in acting, but there is money in selling out arenas…Selena Gomez announced that everyone was mean calling her fat, or breast implanted, because she was actually undergoing CHEMO….for her LUPUS…

Yes, LUPUS kills, I know people with LUPUS who have died. I know people with LUPUS jacked up on steroids and not once did those people milk having LUPUS to sell records…

So when Selena dropped the CHEMO bomb, pretty dramatic right, brings images of dying children, right….she was still touring, performing, hanging out with Taylor Swift, partying, all while brushing her LUSCIOUS FUCKING HAIR…. because the dose was so low she didn’t lose her hair…

She lathered on the dramatics using big scary C words….to get sympathy….and now shes the most followed person on Instagram…but more importantly, she’s topless in GQ…because that’s what being an Instagram whore is all about..even when the pics are for a genuine magazine because she’s a genuine celebrity who deserves the millions of followers and not just some TILA TEQUILA level stripper brands are throwing money at, making it rain, to promote skinny teas and protein powders…

All this to say, I like a weak, dying, CHEMO filled Selena Gomez and her spider veins…because it makes her running from my mouth because I want my MOUTH ALL OVER HER….and not just to taste BEIBER…that’d be homo….and HOMO despite all the press HOMOS get is not for me….but broken girls..with parents who whore them is for me..

Either way, good photoshop job GQ.

Here is the video

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2016

08

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Most Important Outfit of the Day

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It looks like Selena Gomez has had more work done, whether in her tits, or lips, or face…this is the generation of rebuilding your motherfucking self at the age of 18 to look more like a Kardashian…and as a guy who likes tits, even on entitled, annoying, most popular creature on Instagram, Mexican Disney Child Stars who sex OFFENDED Bieber, before crying about it….and it’s safe to say, this is her best work since milking her CHEMO THERAPY so people felt sorry for her and bought her album like it was the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION…and she’s already been to Disney Land…CHEMO that was such a low dose she kept her hair and partied everyday…a sad story really…

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2016

06

Apr

Selena Gomez Gone Mexican of the Day

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It’s funny that a girl like Selena Gomez spends most of her life making herself as white as possible, so that people don’t see her like Donald Trump pretends to see her, as some lazy Mexican wet back stealing white jobs, in the country because of her parents jumping borders in Texas, when it was probably her grandparents doing that….

But not it’s cool to be ethnic, it’s cool to be diverse, Hollywood needs to cast girls for their ethnicity, rather than for how white they are…

So seeing her using the Day of the Dead skull make-up, is as bad as Sombrero’s and TexMex restaurants during Cinco de Mayo or an Office lunch birthday party…

But she’s allowed because she’s Mexican, so you can’t yell CULTURAL APPROPRIATION even though she’s whiter than white and trained to be white…even if she was white you could claim this is the black face for Mexicans…

Which is just further evidence that cultural appropriation is such a bullshit cause, because everyone is so fucking white now, anything they do, even if it is their own ethnicity seems like a fucking parody…

Doesn’t matter.

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2016

05

Apr

Selena Gomez Loves Taylor Swift of the Day

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This is so fake…and it makes me laugh….because it is so fake…and I guess there are two schools of thought when it comes to child stars.

The first is that they are so emotionally damaged from having their youth ripped away from them by their opportunist parents – leaving them unable to love anyone….ever…like Lindsay Lohan…just self involved little cunts who only care about themselves, their careers, their experience, making money and being more famous through the people they attach themselves to….you know…the “NO SOULS”…

The other is that they are so emotionally damaged, that they just attach themselves to anyone who gives their sad, lonely, insecure freaks who had no real parents, so they suckle on ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can get their nursing mouths on. You know immature babies trying to fill a void…I call those ones the Britney Spears before medicated into a dead on the inside mess…the reason K-Fed was able to K-Fed…

I will assume that Selena Gomez and her “love for Taylor Swift”…is neither, she may use words like “LOVE YOU”…but just uses those words to try to leverage Taylor Swift’s fme to increase her own, and vice versa….it’s just a “in the same industry, trying to make it as a pop star”….this is who the “idols of the generation are”…everyone is Politically Correct and overly nice to each other…but beneath that fake surface, that everyone has in this overly nice, anti bullying world, is definitely deep jealousy and hatred, because that’s how humans work…they are never satisfied with what they have, and hate anyone doing anything better than them….

But sure Selena…you love Taylor Swift…you using opportunist…Mexican trash….who should be making corn tortillas…at least that’s what Taylor Swift probably says about her but is famous instead….American Dreams…

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