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2015

23

Apr

Selena Gomez Tongue and Tits Leave Soul Cycle of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture of her cleavage and tongue leaving Soul Cycle, because strategically it made sense now that the world called her out for being fat last week…and her team clearly wanted to address that…without making people talk about her emotional eating, her health…or digging deeper into her taco addiction…

The good news is that fit girls take a better picture than fat girls especially in bikinis….but the bad news is that I liked the fat Selena, even if it only lasted 5 minutes…I know it will be back…at least I hope it will be back…because it balanced everything about her out to me…

Either way…tragedy comes in all forms and today’s tragedy is fat SELENA…trying to get fit…

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2015

20

Apr

Selena Gomez is a Mexican Pot Bellied Pig of the Day

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Selena Gomez was just in Mexico, possibly recording a video, or a song, or just having a break from the vacation that is her life, with a couple of black music producers, who either made her some beats..or beat her fucking pussy until she couldn’t watch, which actually would take a lot, thanks to being her size and ethnicity…not to say Mexicans have big pussies…but ya know…they do.

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Well she got back to her house in Calabasas that is probably more of a resort, or luxury hotel, staffed by Mexicans…where she had someone take a pic of her by her pool…with her gunt hanging out..

I mean girl has gained a solid 20 lbs and is owning it…which is wrong. Sure fat girls everywhere want to bring her over to the dark side by shaming her for being skinny…and celebrating her when she is fat….but a fat Selena is a bad Selena…no one wants to look like the Mexican working the taco stand…not even the Mexican working the taco stand…she’s just happy she’s got a green card…

All this to say…I prefer emotional starvation to emotional eating…and here’s her pot belly…for you to jerk off to…because you’re a Selena Gomez fan and she can do no wrong.

Here she is for Mario Testino’s Towel series…

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Here she is still in Mexico…Rocking a Massive Fat Girl Cameltoe…

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2015

17

Apr

Selena Gomez Bikini Recovery of the Day

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Selena Gomez responded to everyone calling her fat, because she is fat, with a “More to me to love”…positive message of “I eat a lot”…that has got a lot of fat girls through being fat and allowed them to continue being fat…and even getting fatter…only to die of heart disease and stroke…since that kind of “I don’t give a fuck”…”embrace yourself”…”this is me”…is actually really fucking unhealthy…despite what the people putting sugar and hormones in everything are telling you…

The good news is that she’s rolling with black rapper dudes…which could either be the cause or the effect of Selena Gomez being this size….you know because so many fat girls before her have found confidence when an athletic black guy with an 11 inch penis destroys them…and tells them how hot they are…because that’s what they are into…

Either way, as long as the bikini is happening, girl doesn’t need a model body…hell, she doesn’t need any body…just tits and a pussy..and we’re good….

So Stop fat Shaming…and start jerking off to her…because this is Selena Gomez…chubby….and slutty….like chubby girls are…and I think she looks good to grab..

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2015

16

Apr

Is This Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if this is actually Selena Gomez in a bikini…it could just be any fucking Mexican who has eaten one too many corn torillas..because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…and I am saying this as a Mexican…most have kids by 16, and are 180 pounds by 18….

So if this is actually her, I can assume that she’s emotionally eating, or maybe her metabolism is just slowing down, because she’s old and Mexican or maybe her lupus medication is bloating her…

But she’s definitely wearing the wrong cage bikini…cuz shit is spilling out where it shouldn’t….and not the good kind of shit…like actual shit from losing control of her bowels thanks to all the mexican food she’s been eating to make her fat….or her labia slipping because she hasn’t factored in the weight gain forcing her battered vagina to hang out of the much too tight fabric…

No matter what the reason….She probably shouldn’t have let the paparazzi get this…

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2015

10

Apr

Selena Gomez Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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These photoshoot pics of Selena Gomez in a bikini were posted to instagram recently, and I figured why not stare at a Selena Gomez photoshopped picture in a one-piece bathing suit, because it covers up her gunt, and more importantly. the broken dreams left smeared on her gut by beiber when he came all over her belly…assuming that she wasn’t fucking him up the ass with random objects leaving him cumming on the floor in the doggy style position…

That said, she’s a pudgy, bloated, lupus Disney star, with probably implants, because Mexcians often times have shit tits…and I think she’s great…raised well in the world of Disney where sucking “up” to the right executive…got her mom the house, car and life she wanted…

There’s something magical about youthful whores who learn it as kids, and grow up with it…it’s far better than the whores who figure it out in college or at the first job…

I feel like these are old…but jerking off to her never gets old…even when she does…don’t act like you weren’t in her fan club when she was 16 you freaks.

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2015

03

Apr

Selena Gomez Nipple On Instagram of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted what looks like a mesh dress you’d find at the sex shop, or on a Florida wife tanning by the pool, drinking her cocktails after sucking down some valium, because she knows it is the day the Cuban garderner comes by and she really wants to fuck him like she was America during the 1960s…no more Heinz Ketchup for you motherfuckers…but have since redeemed themselves by giving the Cubans Miami…

That said, Selena Gomez is a Mexican, and like all Mexicans, she’s had her tits done, so why wouldn’t she show off her nipples, this is a sign of status, like she’s officially made it to her people back home, cuz Mexican know that Mexicns have shitty tits..

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If that doesn’t excite you, and it shouldn’t – here she is lip syncing in a car…as girls seem to do these day…

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on

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2015

23

Mar

Selena Gomez Pudgy Face Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture of her in a bikini top, I guess to prove that her tits are just her being hormonal and not actual implants, because they are built like a body builder’s pectoral muscles, and not like an implant, unless that’s the look she was going for with her surgeon, which is possible “Make it look like a tranny tit”….but I doubt it…

Now, we can assume that she felt pretty, because she looks cute enough and her pudgy little face is not as pudgy, maybe a not so crazy water retention / Lupus medication bloat…

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, or find this girl interesting or hot, but I’ll stare at anything in a bikini, because I can…and more importantly, because I have nothing better to do…my life is pathetic.

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2015

19

Mar

Selena Gomez Shows Demonstrates Rim Jobs of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a picutre of Selena GOmez showing us what her asshole looks like using her mouth, but I would assume the coloring is about the same…unless of course she bleaches it, which she probably does…since no one really wants a reddish brown asshole, especially not when getting fucked by super weird rich dudes with super weird requirements, because the richer they get…the more insane they get…

Or maybe she’s just showing you her love…or her first move in giving a rip job…it all stars with a peck before bum fucking with your tongue the way bieber likes it…because that’s what Usher showed him and he grew up on….

Or maybe…just maybe…I’m reading into this too much and taking it to a dark place…that isn’t really all that dark…because she bleaches her asshole…

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2015

17

Mar

Selena Gomez Shows her “Girls” of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture captioned “My Girls”…

I know how all these calculated little sluts work….they know exactly what they are doing, and when they don’t, they have teams of people who tell them what to do, so when they make reference to their girls…in a picture with their girlfriends, as an excuse to show off her purchased girls, but unbuttoning her shit…I totally get what is going on here…

Unless I am just a pervert, and instead of focusing on a girl and her friends, all I see is tits…

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2015

16

Mar

Selena Gomez Tanning from the Right Angle of the Day

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Based on Selena Gomez’s booty pics from the other day, even with her implants to balance out the rest of her, she’s figured out, like all girls on social media, what her best angles are, and her best angle just happens to be her face, with her cheeks being sucked in, in the proper light, with no body to distract that she’s not quite where she needs to be in fitness…

I figure like in all things, just knowing she’s laying out in the sun by the pool in her rich person house, because she lives in LA and is always on Vacation, is enough to get off to…I mean just look at that lighting…is that the “Hudson” filter or is it “Valencia”…

Fuck you instagram…

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2015

13

Mar

Selena Gomez Ass on Instagram of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this low level erotic on Instagram…and I guess it is a big deal, because it brings up an interesting, often ignored part of her, you know one that her puffy Lupus face and fake tits tend to distract the world from, and that is her little Mexican booty, not that Mexicans are really known for their booty, but rather more known for their great corn tortillas…corn tortillas I would let Selena Gomez rub all over my face, not because I like eating the same things as beiber…and not because she’s rich and famous…and not because they remind me of my Mexican prostiture mother…but because I fucking love corn tortillas….

All this to say, this pic is kinda creepy, kind of erotic, it reminds me of voyeuristic 70s porn and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2015

12

Mar

Selena Gomez in Some Shitty Music Video of the Day

This is probably one of the shittest songs I’ve heard…in the history of music.

This EDM scam is such a fucking joke. I can’t imagine this song taking more than a day to produce, and it will in turn make all these idiots a lot of fucking money…

3 Million people have watched this shit, because the youth, raised on internet, porn and video games are fucking retards…and the perverts are excited about Selena Gomez’s fake tit cleavage…when all I want to see is her double penetrated…because you know she dabbles in that, all young people do…it’s a thing…

Garbage surrounds us…it is everywhere…and this is just more evidence of that…part of the reason why I am ready to either kill myself or move to a private island until I am kicked off of it because this stupid site doesn’t make me private island money…

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2015

10

Mar

Selena Gomez Ass of the Day

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You’re probably looking at Selena Gomez’s ass, trying to decide how many times Bieber came in it, maybe even wondering if he took her anal virginity, or if that happened in an office at Disney when her mom was treating those early auditions as if they were “doctor visits”, in a “this will only hurt a minute”….”do it for our Mexican Familey”….but I keep looking at her puffy little face that makes me laugh..

She looks like a Disney Cartoon character, and I doubt that is a coincidence, they probably made her in a lab…and her tits aren’t the only fake thing on her…

Sure they pretend it is Lupus meds, the steroids making her inflate…but there’s no fun in that story…I mean that almost makes me feel bad, seeing as I know people who died prematurely from Lupus…but when you separate real life, and these idiots living the fantasy life…who gives a fuck if they have a terminal illness, when you can just laugh at their face.

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2015

06

Mar

Selena Gomez in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Selena Gomez was out in a Sports bra…showing off them tits she bought after Bieber must have dumped her and called her a flat chested hooker…or maybe that she decided to get because she wanted to balance out her LUPUS bloat from the meds…or maybe she just changed her birth control..or she is in a good push up bra but either way, she’s flaunting her tits…and whatever the reason or cause of those tits…doesn’t really matter…she’s doing Disney the way I like Disney done…you know so that I can jerk off to it from the privacy of my own home and not at the Theme park like Walt, where you risk getting arrested as a sex offender due to all the kids walking around….

All this to say, I like this look…

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2015

02

Mar

Selena Gomez in Fuck Me Boots Selfie of the Day

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I am pretty out of touch, so I don’t know if people still call these fuck me boots, because when they were called fuck me boots, it was a pre-social media era where you needed slutty outfits to decipher who was down to fuck, but now it seems like everyone is down to fuck…from the girl in sneakers, to heels, to thigh high boots, who gives a fuck, it’s the porn generation, let’s do anal on the first date…without a condom because bitch grew up on porn and that’s just normal…and how it’s done…

I don’t think that’s a bad thing…it’s just a sexual revolution…that gets even poor ugly dudes some of the dirtiest sex imaginable…

Here she is for Adidas…because with being slutty for social media…and Bieber…comes corporate sponsors…

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