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2014

15

Sep

Selena Gomez in her Bikini at Vegas Pool Party of the Day

Selena Gomez is back with Bieber because as they say, girls get addicted to guys with big dicks, and unfortunately, I know porn chicks who have got with Bieber and who have told me he has a big dick…you see girls are all size queens and the way to their heart is by making them cum, it’s pretty fucking simple…so if you have a big dick, and you make them cum, and you are an asshole, you can pretty much do no wrong, especially when getting back to you also means tons of press…

That said, they were both in Vegas for the Mayweather fight, because Bieber is Mayweather’s good luck charm that creeps me out, and while in Vegas, Selena hit the pool looking more like a bottle service hooker on a mission to get knocked up by a rich dude, that a actor/producer poptart that she is…

She was to me, unrecognizable in her bikini, because she layered the low level, bottom feeding trash in a bikini on…but as far as I’m concerned she’s never looked better…I blame instagram whores for making me like this look…

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2014

28

Aug

Selena Gomez Lesbian Instagram for Attention of the Day

Everyone is a fucking lebsian these days. Even Selena and Vanessa Hudgnsn. It’s good for business.

I have my own theories, like the hormones in the food, the exposure to porn, the fact that girls mainly masturbate to lesbian porn, the open mindedness and acceptance of the homo lifestyle, the cool factor, the shock value, the marketability, the “we’re so liberal”…bullshit that when I was younger still existed, but was mainly for male attention in night clubs and not for male attention on social media…

In conclusion, Selena Gomez gets the system, plays the system and works the system…but more importantly, if she’s going to imply being so in love with her rival, at least get a little Vanessa Hudgens egg on her face…

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2014

27

Aug

Selena Gomez Dance Off of the Day

Selena Gomez is dancing in a bra top, in her car, showing off her fake tits because that’s why she got them, even if they are smaller than most fake tits, they still have the same impact and effect on a girl who get’s them mind….

I have been with countless fake tit girls and all loved showing them off, letting you touch, or staging dance-offs as the new challenge to take the internet by storm…turning the entire world into one horrible high school class…filled with the famous, overly positive cheerleaders…and luckily ample autistic school shooters….

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2014

25

Aug

Selena Gomez Titties in a Black Dress Get Lunch of the Day

The Selena Gomez titty debate continues…does she have implants, does she not have implants, does it matter since everyone has implants, do you care, do I care, does anyone care…maybe we should be focused on the fact that she’s a bloated little chipmunk who isn’t really showing her tits in ways she is meant to show her tits, in an era where everyone shows their tits, because she’ gets the business she is in and knows the hustle and that there is a price on everything including but not limited to her first official titty pics…or titty scene…she’s not going to Miley this and use the tits for a rebrand, save those for monetary gain, because above all…these celebrities love fucking money…

We should be more concerned with her fake lips because lips is where blowjobs happen.

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2014

20

Aug

Selena Gomez in Hipster Shorts of the Day

I am not a fan of Selena Gomez, really I just encourage her knowing that she has an auto immune disease that is the opposite of AIDS, that could potentially kill her at anytime…they call it Lupus, other people call it Bieber….I call it who the fuck cares how she markets herself she’s figured out the very basic system thanks to her stage mom breeding her to own this Hollywood shit, and even if she’s not that hot, her shorts are, and I have no problem trying to stare up them, even though a picture is probably as close as I’ll ever get to her…

Now I don’t know if I am just sucked into this pic because I see shorts like this always, everywhere, and for some reason the new generation of girls all have great asses, thanks to hormones in the food and squats…or if I am getting a soft spot for sometimes doughy, chipmunk face Gomez…

I just know I like it…

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2014

18

Aug

Selena Gomez Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Selena Gomez jumped on the Ice Bucket challenge, something that everyone is hating on because it really is a pretty dumb idea, but that I am defending because I know people who have died from ALS and the stupid stunt, calling out other people to get involved, is actually really spreading the world about the whole thing, and in turn bringing in awareness and money, even if it’s a stupid bandwagon idea…that really isn’t a bandwagon idea, because you are supposed to be called out to do it – so some asshole is roping you in like it was a chain letter of the 80s.

I guess I’m just not mad about it, because I am a pervert and like seeing girls getting wet, even Selena Gomez.

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2014

14

Aug

Selena Gomez “Taking a Shit” Selfie of the Day

I have a feeling that this is a picture of Selena Gomez “taking a shit” selfie. Which in case you didn’t know is the least sexy kind of selfie a girl can take, because no one want your 5 minutes you take to style your self shot bullshit, because you are an egotistical cunt to be while shitting. Most of us still don’t want to admit girls shit…even though We’ve all seen it.

I am not too sure what LUPUS, a disease she has, does to her shitting. I just know that she posted that she worked out twice earlier in the day and was craving fast food or something along those fat girl guidelines…that leads to nasty shits…and I guess this is the after effect….while reading tweets…something 90 percent of people into shitting with their phones do…when they aren’t taking SELFIES…

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2014

04

Aug

Selena Gomez Leaked Nudes of the Day

Someone emailed me these pictures saying that they are Selena Gomez leaked nudes from a cellphone hack and that they were 100 percent her because they know someone who knows her management…

I say, that it is probably some dude and his slutty girlfriend who is probably a cam girl trying to troll the internet because people always tell her she looks like Selena Gomez, and she wants to believe it, even though she’s a bootleg version….like the girl I once dated who told me she looks like Penelope Cruz, when she actually looked like a massive nosed monster…or this other girl I dated who told me she looked like some other celebrity and like maybe if that celebrity was pushing 300 pounds and a totally different person that’d make sense…

But I am always up for a good nude scandal, whether it is Selena Gomez or not..it’s still tits…and we like those…

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2014

01

Aug

Selena Gomez Hipster Shorts of the Day

Her ass isn’t that great…..

I am not just saying that because I know that Bieber has been up inside it. I am saying it because it looks like a deflated weird slab of skin, hanging out of a pair of shirts over her rubbing together thighs….

I am not hating on shorts like this. I think they are a great thing that I see every time I leave my house. Eventually, shorts will be so short in the mainstream, that girls will be walking around with their asses spread. Anus everywhere…It’s like shorts will be some kind of rigging to spread the ass cheeks so we can see the girls soul…

I am just saying if I had an ass like Selena Gomez’s, it would not be on blast in a pair of shorts like this…

IT’d be locked in the basement.

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