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2015

23

Mar

Selena Gomez Pudgy Face Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture of her in a bikini top, I guess to prove that her tits are just her being hormonal and not actual implants, because they are built like a body builder’s pectoral muscles, and not like an implant, unless that’s the look she was going for with her surgeon, which is possible “Make it look like a tranny tit”….but I doubt it…

Now, we can assume that she felt pretty, because she looks cute enough and her pudgy little face is not as pudgy, maybe a not so crazy water retention / Lupus medication bloat…

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, or find this girl interesting or hot, but I’ll stare at anything in a bikini, because I can…and more importantly, because I have nothing better to do…my life is pathetic.

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2015

19

Mar

Selena Gomez Shows Demonstrates Rim Jobs of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a picutre of Selena GOmez showing us what her asshole looks like using her mouth, but I would assume the coloring is about the same…unless of course she bleaches it, which she probably does…since no one really wants a reddish brown asshole, especially not when getting fucked by super weird rich dudes with super weird requirements, because the richer they get…the more insane they get…

Or maybe she’s just showing you her love…or her first move in giving a rip job…it all stars with a peck before bum fucking with your tongue the way bieber likes it…because that’s what Usher showed him and he grew up on….

Or maybe…just maybe…I’m reading into this too much and taking it to a dark place…that isn’t really all that dark…because she bleaches her asshole…

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2015

17

Mar

Selena Gomez Shows her “Girls” of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture captioned “My Girls”…

I know how all these calculated little sluts work….they know exactly what they are doing, and when they don’t, they have teams of people who tell them what to do, so when they make reference to their girls…in a picture with their girlfriends, as an excuse to show off her purchased girls, but unbuttoning her shit…I totally get what is going on here…

Unless I am just a pervert, and instead of focusing on a girl and her friends, all I see is tits…

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2015

16

Mar

Selena Gomez Tanning from the Right Angle of the Day

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Based on Selena Gomez’s booty pics from the other day, even with her implants to balance out the rest of her, she’s figured out, like all girls on social media, what her best angles are, and her best angle just happens to be her face, with her cheeks being sucked in, in the proper light, with no body to distract that she’s not quite where she needs to be in fitness…

I figure like in all things, just knowing she’s laying out in the sun by the pool in her rich person house, because she lives in LA and is always on Vacation, is enough to get off to…I mean just look at that lighting…is that the “Hudson” filter or is it “Valencia”…

Fuck you instagram…

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2015

13

Mar

Selena Gomez Ass on Instagram of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this low level erotic on Instagram…and I guess it is a big deal, because it brings up an interesting, often ignored part of her, you know one that her puffy Lupus face and fake tits tend to distract the world from, and that is her little Mexican booty, not that Mexicans are really known for their booty, but rather more known for their great corn tortillas…corn tortillas I would let Selena Gomez rub all over my face, not because I like eating the same things as beiber…and not because she’s rich and famous…and not because they remind me of my Mexican prostiture mother…but because I fucking love corn tortillas….

All this to say, this pic is kinda creepy, kind of erotic, it reminds me of voyeuristic 70s porn and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2015

12

Mar

Selena Gomez in Some Shitty Music Video of the Day

This is probably one of the shittest songs I’ve heard…in the history of music.

This EDM scam is such a fucking joke. I can’t imagine this song taking more than a day to produce, and it will in turn make all these idiots a lot of fucking money…

3 Million people have watched this shit, because the youth, raised on internet, porn and video games are fucking retards…and the perverts are excited about Selena Gomez’s fake tit cleavage…when all I want to see is her double penetrated…because you know she dabbles in that, all young people do…it’s a thing…

Garbage surrounds us…it is everywhere…and this is just more evidence of that…part of the reason why I am ready to either kill myself or move to a private island until I am kicked off of it because this stupid site doesn’t make me private island money…

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2015

10

Mar

Selena Gomez Ass of the Day

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Selena Gomez heading to Paris Fashion Week

You’re probably looking at Selena Gomez’s ass, trying to decide how many times Bieber came in it, maybe even wondering if he took her anal virginity, or if that happened in an office at Disney when her mom was treating those early auditions as if they were “doctor visits”, in a “this will only hurt a minute”….”do it for our Mexican Familey”….but I keep looking at her puffy little face that makes me laugh..

She looks like a Disney Cartoon character, and I doubt that is a coincidence, they probably made her in a lab…and her tits aren’t the only fake thing on her…

Sure they pretend it is Lupus meds, the steroids making her inflate…but there’s no fun in that story…I mean that almost makes me feel bad, seeing as I know people who died prematurely from Lupus…but when you separate real life, and these idiots living the fantasy life…who gives a fuck if they have a terminal illness, when you can just laugh at their face.

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2015

06

Mar

Selena Gomez in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Selena Gomez was out in a Sports bra…showing off them tits she bought after Bieber must have dumped her and called her a flat chested hooker…or maybe that she decided to get because she wanted to balance out her LUPUS bloat from the meds…or maybe she just changed her birth control..or she is in a good push up bra but either way, she’s flaunting her tits…and whatever the reason or cause of those tits…doesn’t really matter…she’s doing Disney the way I like Disney done…you know so that I can jerk off to it from the privacy of my own home and not at the Theme park like Walt, where you risk getting arrested as a sex offender due to all the kids walking around….

All this to say, I like this look…

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2015

02

Mar

Selena Gomez in Fuck Me Boots Selfie of the Day

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I am pretty out of touch, so I don’t know if people still call these fuck me boots, because when they were called fuck me boots, it was a pre-social media era where you needed slutty outfits to decipher who was down to fuck, but now it seems like everyone is down to fuck…from the girl in sneakers, to heels, to thigh high boots, who gives a fuck, it’s the porn generation, let’s do anal on the first date…without a condom because bitch grew up on porn and that’s just normal…and how it’s done…

I don’t think that’s a bad thing…it’s just a sexual revolution…that gets even poor ugly dudes some of the dirtiest sex imaginable…

Here she is for Adidas…because with being slutty for social media…and Bieber…comes corporate sponsors…

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2015

27

Feb

Selena Gomez Thick Thighs of the Day

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Nothing says it is Justin Bieber’s 21st Birthday weekend…like Selena Gomez with her tight jeans jacked up her twat…showing off her thick things…in a red top rocking some cleavage because she paid for them tits and needs to get her money’s worth…you know since she had sex with him when he was underage and she wasn’t…like a sex offender who never got charged because it was more of a business deal to make a lot of people money…reminding us that when you’re whored out by your parents at a young age…you become a whore and you don’t even realize it because it is all you know…and there’s something magical about that…just not quite as magical about tight jeans giving the pelvic definition….in a pic I guess she thought was hot since she posted it…and that you probably find hot too..because she’s a girl.

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2015

26

Feb

Selena Gomez Don’t Care ABout No Grammar Do of the Day

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I didn’t bother reading this bullshit diatribe rant that I assume Selena Gomez wrote and felt inclined to post as an instagram photo because she is a self involved, self righteous little cunt, and probably felt it was some inspirational moment being channeled through her like she was the prophet mohammed or the dude who started scientology…or whatever the fuck cult she’s trying to run…with her god complex…that happens when you’re young, rich, trained by Disney and have a team of people sucking your little pudgy dick clit…

I did bother reading the caption where she announces to all her fans that she doesn’t care about Grammar…because she is an uneducated fuck who doesn’t need an education…and who doesn’t need an education because she’s rich as fuck….but she should probably not tell her retard fans…who are probably in high school, have no hope of ever being a rich Selena Gomez…that Grammar is dumb..and this right here, is the message these leaders of the future generation are giviing “Post selfies…it’ll all be ok”….

Insane use of her influence…

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2015

25

Feb

Selena Gomez Tits of the Day

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Selena Gomez’s implants are pretty interesting to talk about…but aren’t really that interesting at all…I just have nothing better to do than talk about girls who had sex with Justin Bieber when he was underage, like Miranda Kerr..

I mean, when you see her pudgy bloated face, that I am sure she’ll blame LUPUS and the steroid treatment for, you’d assume her tits are just an extension of that…you know…fat ass, fat belly, fat ass, fat titties…but in her case…the rumor is she got them tits to balance out the rest of her, to try to make sense of her, because no one likes a round bitch with no tits..

Doesn’t matter, what does matter is that she’s getting some use out of them for her instagram, and probably in her sex life, since what else is there for these young millionaires to do but fuck.

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2015

24

Feb

Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston Bump Gunts of the Day

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I don’t know if you saw this picture of Jennifer Aniston showing off her old lady gunt to the world, because either she’s pregnant, like she always pretended she wanted to be during her 20 years of narcissism and self involvement that made her over 100,000,000 dollars….you know a belly she’s proud to show off, like it was an Academy award, or an achievement…because as you know, Actors are some of the only people who treat playing make-belief for millions of dollars a year as some kind of revolutionary thing on par with finding the cure for cancer…they are the kind of people who say “I did my job playing some cunt, because I am some cunt and I was able to channel my inner cunt, in a movie I got paid so much to be in, working 3 hours a day for 6 weeks, making 4 million dollars and a piece of the back end, now let me thank the world and praise myself and god for giving me the talent to pull this off…while america watches me…like I fucking matter”…so imagine when that kind of person gets pregnant..it’s bad…

That said, she also bumped gunts with Selena Gomez…a pudgy little Lupus-y angel sent from Disney heaven to grace the world with very fucking little of interest…and it was magical, if you think hormones in the food, slow metabolisms, maybe even a little period bloat…is sexy…I’m more into the heroin addict look, because heroin addicts are too week and distracted to say no to 10 dollars….

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2015

17

Feb

Selena Gomez in V Magazine of the Day

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Selena Gomez did V Magazine, because she’s all about reminding us of her V, at least that’s what these shorts are suggesting, because all I see when I look at this is Bieber’s D…not that I’ve ever seen Bieber’s D, I’m just the kind of dude who judges and hates girls for the dicks they’ve allowed in their pussies, and those decisions, even if it was just for one night, is enough for me to hate a girl for life…and write her off because “you’d fuck that, what the fuck is wrong with your pudgy little hands you poor decision maker…”…but then I remember that these Hollywood kids are all one big marketing, publicity stunt….just trying to stay in the media, that works…and that this is just another addition to her brand imaging…which makes everything boring when you know how calculated it is, but you can still see her little shorts…lookin’ all Mexican as fuck….but this shouldn’t break the internet and if it does it is because there’s little else going on in your pathetic life…..much like my pathetic life…we are in this together….

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2015

16

Feb

Selena Gomez Big Titties of the Day

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Selena Gomez is showing off her little implants…that she got to balance out her awkward shaped, sometimes bloated looking body that I guess you can blame on her Lupus and the steroids she has to take so that she doesn’t die a premature death, so that she can go onto make shitty music, shitty movies, and hang with shitty rich kids making up a little group of popular LA rich girl cool kids, that if you were in high school, they’d be the ones you jerk off to, and probably the first ones you shoot when you do your fantasy school shooting…because they don’t give you the time of day…

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