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2015

02

Mar

Selena Gomez in Fuck Me Boots Selfie of the Day

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I am pretty out of touch, so I don’t know if people still call these fuck me boots, because when they were called fuck me boots, it was a pre-social media era where you needed slutty outfits to decipher who was down to fuck, but now it seems like everyone is down to fuck…from the girl in sneakers, to heels, to thigh high boots, who gives a fuck, it’s the porn generation, let’s do anal on the first date…without a condom because bitch grew up on porn and that’s just normal…and how it’s done…

I don’t think that’s a bad thing…it’s just a sexual revolution…that gets even poor ugly dudes some of the dirtiest sex imaginable…

Here she is for Adidas…because with being slutty for social media…and Bieber…comes corporate sponsors…

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2015

27

Feb

Selena Gomez Thick Thighs of the Day

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Nothing says it is Justin Bieber’s 21st Birthday weekend…like Selena Gomez with her tight jeans jacked up her twat…showing off her thick things…in a red top rocking some cleavage because she paid for them tits and needs to get her money’s worth…you know since she had sex with him when he was underage and she wasn’t…like a sex offender who never got charged because it was more of a business deal to make a lot of people money…reminding us that when you’re whored out by your parents at a young age…you become a whore and you don’t even realize it because it is all you know…and there’s something magical about that…just not quite as magical about tight jeans giving the pelvic definition….in a pic I guess she thought was hot since she posted it…and that you probably find hot too..because she’s a girl.

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2015

26

Feb

Selena Gomez Don’t Care ABout No Grammar Do of the Day

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I didn’t bother reading this bullshit diatribe rant that I assume Selena Gomez wrote and felt inclined to post as an instagram photo because she is a self involved, self righteous little cunt, and probably felt it was some inspirational moment being channeled through her like she was the prophet mohammed or the dude who started scientology…or whatever the fuck cult she’s trying to run…with her god complex…that happens when you’re young, rich, trained by Disney and have a team of people sucking your little pudgy dick clit…

I did bother reading the caption where she announces to all her fans that she doesn’t care about Grammar…because she is an uneducated fuck who doesn’t need an education…and who doesn’t need an education because she’s rich as fuck….but she should probably not tell her retard fans…who are probably in high school, have no hope of ever being a rich Selena Gomez…that Grammar is dumb..and this right here, is the message these leaders of the future generation are giviing “Post selfies…it’ll all be ok”….

Insane use of her influence…

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2015

25

Feb

Selena Gomez Tits of the Day

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Selena Gomez’s implants are pretty interesting to talk about…but aren’t really that interesting at all…I just have nothing better to do than talk about girls who had sex with Justin Bieber when he was underage, like Miranda Kerr..

I mean, when you see her pudgy bloated face, that I am sure she’ll blame LUPUS and the steroid treatment for, you’d assume her tits are just an extension of that…you know…fat ass, fat belly, fat ass, fat titties…but in her case…the rumor is she got them tits to balance out the rest of her, to try to make sense of her, because no one likes a round bitch with no tits..

Doesn’t matter, what does matter is that she’s getting some use out of them for her instagram, and probably in her sex life, since what else is there for these young millionaires to do but fuck.

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2015

24

Feb

Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston Bump Gunts of the Day

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I don’t know if you saw this picture of Jennifer Aniston showing off her old lady gunt to the world, because either she’s pregnant, like she always pretended she wanted to be during her 20 years of narcissism and self involvement that made her over 100,000,000 dollars….you know a belly she’s proud to show off, like it was an Academy award, or an achievement…because as you know, Actors are some of the only people who treat playing make-belief for millions of dollars a year as some kind of revolutionary thing on par with finding the cure for cancer…they are the kind of people who say “I did my job playing some cunt, because I am some cunt and I was able to channel my inner cunt, in a movie I got paid so much to be in, working 3 hours a day for 6 weeks, making 4 million dollars and a piece of the back end, now let me thank the world and praise myself and god for giving me the talent to pull this off…while america watches me…like I fucking matter”…so imagine when that kind of person gets pregnant..it’s bad…

That said, she also bumped gunts with Selena Gomez…a pudgy little Lupus-y angel sent from Disney heaven to grace the world with very fucking little of interest…and it was magical, if you think hormones in the food, slow metabolisms, maybe even a little period bloat…is sexy…I’m more into the heroin addict look, because heroin addicts are too week and distracted to say no to 10 dollars….

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2015

17

Feb

Selena Gomez in V Magazine of the Day

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Selena Gomez did V Magazine, because she’s all about reminding us of her V, at least that’s what these shorts are suggesting, because all I see when I look at this is Bieber’s D…not that I’ve ever seen Bieber’s D, I’m just the kind of dude who judges and hates girls for the dicks they’ve allowed in their pussies, and those decisions, even if it was just for one night, is enough for me to hate a girl for life…and write her off because “you’d fuck that, what the fuck is wrong with your pudgy little hands you poor decision maker…”…but then I remember that these Hollywood kids are all one big marketing, publicity stunt….just trying to stay in the media, that works…and that this is just another addition to her brand imaging…which makes everything boring when you know how calculated it is, but you can still see her little shorts…lookin’ all Mexican as fuck….but this shouldn’t break the internet and if it does it is because there’s little else going on in your pathetic life…..much like my pathetic life…we are in this together….

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2015

16

Feb

Selena Gomez Big Titties of the Day

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Selena Gomez is showing off her little implants…that she got to balance out her awkward shaped, sometimes bloated looking body that I guess you can blame on her Lupus and the steroids she has to take so that she doesn’t die a premature death, so that she can go onto make shitty music, shitty movies, and hang with shitty rich kids making up a little group of popular LA rich girl cool kids, that if you were in high school, they’d be the ones you jerk off to, and probably the first ones you shoot when you do your fantasy school shooting…because they don’t give you the time of day…

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2015

12

Feb

Selena Gomez Does the Kardashians of the Day

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez shoot is all about,

I just know that you can see her small breast implant in what the mainstream call sideboob, and you can tell that she got herself some tits, because Mexicans historically have shitty tits, and I guess she’s trying to do more serious things that involve showing her tits, like a Miley, transitioning from the Disney team that created her when her mom sold her soul to them…you know the young whoring that is never exposed because Disney is the happiest place on earth assholes…

That’s all I have to say about this pudgy faced, lupus ridden, Bieber violated, starlet that you people want to fuck, because you’ll fuck anything…but nothing wants to fuck you…at least that’s the story I heard…

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2015

10

Feb

Selena Gomez Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted instagram erotica if you consider no concept photoshoots for instagram, where she’s all black and white, and less pudgy than she normally is, with no pants on and spread but not the way you want her spread erotic…which I do….and not just because I know Justin Beiber had sex with her…but because I am a pervert capable of masturbating to anything that involves tween starlets who aren’t tweens thanks to Disney stealing their innocence…

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2015

04

Feb

Selena Gomez Erotica of the Day

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I didn’t listen to this shit, because it looks awful, miserable, annoying as fuck…but I did see the part where she basically looks like she’s swallowing a Justin Bieber load….with disgust, while trying to be sexy, as most load swallowing goes…you see it takes a very amazing girl to actually love cum…they all say they do…but they don’t mean it…it’s like how they all say they give good blowjobs…when really they can’t all give good blowjobs…they just take dudes who they are sucking off saying “that’s amazing, because my dick is in a mouth” to fucking heart…instead of working on their craft…

Not that that has anything to do with this Selena Gomez instagram porn….or maybe it has everything to do with this Selena Gomez porn…

Another 'guess this song'… And I promise I'm done because now I'm actually working. Not making videos.

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2015

30

Jan

Selena Gomez Erotica of the Day

Selena Gomez, who is rumored to be dating some EDM DJ, because EDM DJs, as ridiculous as it sounds or is, are the popstars are of our generation, thanks to videogame, internet addicted brains thinking that EDM is cool, or music, or maybe they just like rolling on MOlly, either way, these fuckers are making 100k a day, 6 days a week, 50 weeks a year…and I guess that makes them richer than god, and why popstars like Selena Gomez, and her junky bloated steroid booty, that is actually a figurehead and leader for the youth market, despite how lame she is….fuck them…..

Unfortunately, not in these pictures, these pictures are more of lesbian scissor party opening scene, which to me is exciting in and of itself, thanks to that EDM, molly snorting porn raised youth being totally into being bi…it’s trendy and the way it’s supposed to be…

Either way, there’s something hot about whatever is going on here, but then again, some of you can jerk off to Republican Party debate…because people are fucking weird…especially you.

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2015

21

Jan

Selena Gomez Grabbing Cara Delevingne’s Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez was hanging out with Cara Delevingne, because that’s what all these overpaid peopled do, they sit together discussing how amazing they are, while living the exclusive life, before talking shit about each other behind each other’s back, because fame and Hollywood and all that is just like one horrible high school you’d wish someone would school shoot, but no one ever school shoots….it’s like all these delusional idiots….talking about their ridiculous lives…while idiots like us watch…and can you really blame us when former disney star saves “models” from having their tits fall out…even when we’ve all seen her tits…because Selena Gomez is a hero…that has been fucked by Justin Bieber…

She posted this to her instagram, so I guess she wanted everyone to see it, because saving tits get hits…generates buzz…makes them all money…keeps people talking about them…even if it’d be better if they were scissoring…I mean if you’re gonna make noise…make fucking noise from faking a lesbian orgasm…fuck…


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2015

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Has a White Substance on her Face of the Day

Selena Gomez is apparently dating an EDM DJ, named ZEDD because EDM DJs, as ridiculous as it may be, are the celebrities or rockstars to this younger generation, because they are cheaper to tour than rock bands, their shows are theoretically more fun, because people like doing MDMA and dancing in furry pants and half naked grinding up against each other, it’s like club kids have won…and I would assume that it has to do with the dumbing down of society and the ability to brainwash them with videogame like sounds….they probably produce in a couple of hours….and that get them paid 50,000 to 100,000 dollars a day, playing out 6 days a week…insanity…

I was more intersted in her picture with cake on her face, that I know she’s posting to imply her sleazy behavior in a wholesome way…thank her caption about the dude:


missing la and this punk, just a little tonight emoji? shooting starts soon!! Eeeeekkkk –Fundamentals of Caregiving!!

But that’s because I am a pervert.

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2015

15

Jan

Selena Gomez Mexican Cleavage of the Day

Selena Gomez posted this picture on Instagram…I don’t really know what it’s fun….I just know it looks ethnically ambiguous, she looks wet like she just jumped out of a shower, or just finished getting fucked and cummed on and her hormones are all jacked up, making her uterus ready to be impregnated…because when you’re a Mexican, you should have a dozen kids by 22…it’s a cultural thing..thanks to poverty and Catholicism…

Catholicism, this picture, and I guess her entire career as a vapid little spoiled celebrity with too much money, premarital sex, and fan base that makes her an idol or icon instead of Jesus….proves she shits on…

Either way, I’m ok with her bloat.

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2015

13

Jan

Selena Gomez is Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

Selena Gomez was seen leaving Chateau Marmont in a throwback paparazzi style set that reminds me of the days when paparazzi matter…busting a girl being bad and I like bad girls…or at least telling girls they are bad…and that I need to punish them…because it turns them on…but now things are so saturated, it’s just boring, but the homeless people in the background is awesome…but homeless people are always awesome, not just when they are in paparazzi pics…but always thanks to giving a fuck you to society…good times.


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