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2015

02

Sep

Selena Gomez Erotica of the Day

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Selena Gomez is part of the Taylor Swift cult, you know one of the Taylor Swift minions, participating in the Taylor Swift PR tour, in what I find odd, and maybe reflective of not having a solid support system growing up, or maybe not having confidence in her own career that she seeks some spiritual solidarity…you know some people go to Scientology…others…to Taylor Swift…because if I was in the pop scene, that last thing I’d do is befriend the fucking enemy in some weird guise of a sisterhood…

It’s fucking creepy…

I heard in passing that when Bieber performed at the VMAs, the Taylor Swifts left the room, as a sign of loyalty to their sister Selena…in a WTF is going on, how is this actually happening, or news, or a thing…but I guess Social media is to blame…but also to thank for these pics of her showing cleavage, thanks to fake tits, if you’re into Selena…

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2015

01

Sep

Miley, Kim and Others Masturbate on Facetime for Interview’s “ME” September Issue of the Day

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Fashion photographer Mert facetimes his subjects for the latest Interview Magazine….

Because this is the selfie generation, who needs cameras and photographers, when the real compelling content is being let into people’s bathrooms or bedrooms, so that they can put on any type of intimate performance for whoever they want, or they can pretend it is an intimate performace despite being scripted for interview magazine because these idiots are all puppets….

Nice and porny, like “Hey look at me, I’m an attention whore who masturbates on cam like every girl in the world, I am just like you, only I leak this shit or do it for fashion magazines”….which a secondary hope that you cum to it…because we want you to imagine facetiming us…instead of girls you meet on tinder…or some shit..

Here’s Miley’s amazing Facetime Session…

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Here’s Kim K simulating masturbation on Facetime for a magazine…we’ve seen her fuck when she was pre trans….we don’t care.

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I assume Selena will have one…

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And Posh Spice Beckham…

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And Madonna…

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2015

01

Sep

Disturbing Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Pic of the Day

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I think this is some illuminati, eating your soul for your powers shit….you know like Taylor Swift in her awkward from having no childhood and being a total fucking weirdo in that childhood, a weirdo that built an empire on her weirdo thanks to having parents who believed in their alien child….rockin’ some socially awkward humor because she is fucking awkward….probably not so much in bed, since she’s fucked a lot of dudes in the writing of each of her albums…but still awkward through life…but not too awkward for these other lost starlets to turn to for her guidance, her ever shining light, even when they are competitors and if this was wrestling, would be trying to do everything to ruin each other…

I mean this is pop music, not singer songwriter hippie shit…why are they all friends…I get it, to stick together so the intstagram models don’t overthrow their monopoly / kingdom…leverage each other to stay on top because the internet is catching on…but it’s all so weird…

Too much cross-pollenating…I don’t like it…

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2015

01

Sep

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video Ignored by Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens of the Day

The one with the back tattoo and the double chin is Selena Gomez….

The one with the flowers in her hair is Vanessa Hudgens…

The one posing awkwardly, like she’s on set of some instagram shoot for her instagram, the only venue that really cares about her, even though she’s tried hard to be a real movie star, which in and of itself is pretty good for a set of tits from a viral music video, I mean most tits in Viral videos are forgotten…but these ones pushed it as hard as she could…

It’s like she’s went to troll these two famous chicks, by standing next to them, hoping to look like they are actually friends or like anyone actually cares about her or takes her seriously…for the photo opp…

Or maybe it was her way of saying “Omg, I’m so much hotter than these Disney Trolls, even though Disney told me I wasn’t good enough when I was 5 and auditioned”…always a fame whore…

The funny thing is that Selena and Hudgens are probably what Emrata idolized and got naked to be…

Either way, the whole thing…pretty fucking creepy….just trying to fit in…I’m onto you…tits from the Blurred Lines video..

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2015

27

Aug

Selena Gomez Leveraging Taylor Swift or Taylor Swift Leveraging Everyone of the Day

Taylor Swift…has been clever enough to become best friends with pretty much everything and everyone, in her quest to take over the world, in this world that is filled with socially acceptable behavior, because thanks to Facebook, no one tells each other to fuck off the way we once would, but instead we want them to follow our shit, like our shit, and help grow our relevance so that we too can be influencers…while telling people they are cunts, or starting one too many fights makes people think you’re just a bitch, and no one, except me, like bitches…

Sure she’s got her Katy Perry cuz they fuck the same dude beef, it adds to both their profiles, makes them look like they are more than just smiling retards who love everyone, and in Taylor’s case she does, as long as she’s the top alpha the other periods sync to, you know on her turf, at her concert, at her party, at her house, where the entrance fee is letting her fuck your man and all their freinds to give her material to sing about…

It is pretty phoney bitch behavior….I never trust the public BFF hustle, especially when there’s money involved…like this…but maybe you’ll find it hot, erotic, sexy, in some way or another because you’re fucking weird…

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Justin Timberlake was also there….and Ellen…in what was some weirdo variety show since eeveryone loves Taylor swift…weird…

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Here is Selena doing a Taylor Swift impression…

BONUS – Pics from Paris Match of Taylor’s Lover/ Human Barbie Doll…because why not..

Some Taylor Swift for the Win…

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2015

26

Aug

Selena Gomez Panty Selfie of the Day

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HEre’s a weird pic of Selena Gomez, looking likg Kylie Jenner, because I guess the hormones in the food are making these under 25 year olds look like they have crazy waist to hip ratios, that I guess are caused by waist training harnesses, and/or FACETUNE app…we’re onto you..but not the way I’d want to be onto her…this leopard print panty shit is exciting, especially to the girl in the background taking pics of Selena as she takes pics of herself in this self-aware, selfie obsessed, document everything so we don’t need to use our brain to remember….but I’m far more interested in the friend’s vantage point, I mean who cares about this view…and I still haven’t figured out how this isn’t Kylie Jenner…I guess take the lead from what people seem to be into and ride it like the puppet you are…

Next time, let’s aim for more crotch shot..

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2015

19

Aug

Selena Gomez Selfie of a Photo in a Mirror Inception of the Day

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Extreme selfies…because everyone is seeking self validation and awareness, who need to remind each other that they exist, by posing in front of things, they would have taken pictures of many years ago, but who now want their face in said picture, so that they know they were really there…or some shit…

Now I prefer my extreme selfies to be nude, or half nude, or at leaast with hard nipples or bikinis…hanging off of a hot air balloon, or somewhere weird…

I don’t like my extreme selfies to have multiple cameras in it, it’s just a little too much “We get it, you’re Selena Gomez, you document everything, people love you, and you love yourself, because you’re just that kind of self invovled twat”….

That said, here she is with a horrible, fake lip, probably botox filled face, side profile….with bonus mole tit….or tit mole…

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2015

14

Aug

Selena GOmez in Bill Cosby’s Favorite Position of the Day

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This is Selena Gomez in Bill Cosby’s favorite sex positon…tit out and medicated…

Nothing like some Selena Gomez being sexualized for some magazine surprisingly shot by some feminist trash….who based on these pictures alone is clearly some phony feminist attention seeking Canadian who has used the internet to scam the fashion industry into thinking she’s an artist and a leader in the new feminist movement…monetizing it which to me is anti-feminist and using feminism as her branding, even though she’s an American apparel employee from Canada…

Everyone lacks depth and everything is an inch deep and people just click the next story without much thought so who cares…

She’s an angry hater who has a posse of idiots buying into her shit…because people are misguided and are looking for meaning…meaning in showing armpit hair…and now she’s shooting pics of Selena Gomez because she so “now”…bullshit … so why not follow some ginger cunt into the light…

Yes…I hate liars…but I don’t mind Selena Gomez in Date Rape Position…

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2015

23

Jul

Selena Gomez Fat Thigh for Her Birthday of the Day

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I don’t know if watching girls get older is really porn to you…

I mean this isn’t going from 17 to 18 making the chastity belt that is her vagina open the flood gates for your penis, because you respect the law….

This is a 22 year old turning 23….just on the decline, rocking fat legs, because she’s pudgy….in

This is not a celebration, this is an RIP to her being at her hottest she’s ever been….sure she’s still young, she’s still rich, she’s still Selena Gomez, but with every year her relevance declines, and to some that may be a celebration….just not to me…

But I don’t mind staring at thick thighs…I got nothing else to do.

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2015

15

Jul

Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted a picture of her upper thigh…and unfortunately…I can’t masturbate to it, because I am not a repressed muslim who is not exposed to the internet..Ramadan…I am not an inmate who has been in prison for a decade or more with no access to women or masturbation for fear of exciting the cellmate who’s got a little less self control when it comes to rape…but then again, maybe I’m just not into Selena Gomez subtle erotica, because I know that Selena Gomez…has more slut to give, more slut in her, and not just because she’s had Bieber in her, but because she worked for Disney and you know how those Disney execs train talent..but I’ll post the picture anyway…because why the fuck not…

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2015

14

Jul

Selena Gomez Slut Shames Her Assistant of the Day

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Here’s a little Selena Gomez slut shaming her Assistant..Theresa Marie Mingus…

She’s saying hey “Theresa Marie Mingus” you’re wearing socks and sandals…I can’t believe you’re so basic….don’t I pay you more than this? You slut…

She’s saying hey “Theresa Marie Mingus” I’m Selena Gomez, I’m your boss, you are my puppet, I can be friendly with you, since you’re my paid friend, but realize I own you and I’m the best thing to ever happen to you, so go get my Dry Cleaning “Theresa Marie Mingus” or I’ll send you back to Mexico…

She’s saying “Theresa Marie Mingus” you’re my little slave, and I will work you 80 hours a week and keep you locked up in the pool house, so that when I need anything you’re there…

All while laughing at “Theresa Marie Mingus” sandals…because I guess Selena GOmez wanted to add her to her storyline…

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I think I’m in love with Theresa Marie Mingus….even if putting up with famous people, despite the great opportunities it leads to, must be the fucking worst shit ever…always dealing with their nonssense…

Here are some pics Theresa Marie Mingus – in a Bikini…she was Kim Kardashian’s assistant for 2 years, so it’s safe to say, that’s how she learned how to Big Booty Selfie…and I’m glad she did…I am on her side…dealing with these horrible horrible people…I’m sure she has the best stories about…but is contractually not allowed to ever speak…like Kim Kardashian is a military operation, when she’s more like the hooker they pass around when they come to port…

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2015

08

Jul

Selena Gomez Lesbianism of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this about her lesbian lover…

Don’t ever leave me again @courtneyjbarry welcome home roomie ???? I love you

Romance…I prefer Miley level lesbianism, where it’s less “we’re BFFs and we’d never fuck each other, but we’ll be cute and make you think we do for attention”…you know the kind of lesbians your girlfriend and her best friends are everytime they go out to the club without you around…where they may touch tongues, but only with enough drinks in them…and they may compare vaginas but only if one of them has a rash…and they definitely change in front of each other, girls love that shit…and more paying the paparazzi to come take pics of you finger banging in a back alley.

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2015

07

Jul

Selena GOmez Titties of the Day

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Selena Gomez doesn’t really post compelling content to her instagram, I guess she likes to play it as safe as possible because she doesn’t want to get criticized or slaughtered by the media..

It’s just a series of her promoting her music, her music videos, or campaigns she pushes for brands like Pantene, or in this case Adidas…

But the real Selena, is the secret producer who put together the movie Springbreakers, it was all her working with Harmony Korine, where she wanted to play one of the sluts, but chose to play the good girl and I guess when a girl puts together a movie about drugs, sex and whatever else was portrayed badly in Springbreakers, you know what she does when not whoring her instagram to brands…and when she whores…by the pool at her house..with her new big tits…

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2015

03

Jul

Selena Gomez’s Fat Ass in Overalls of the Day

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The other day I posted a picture of Selena Gomez eating ice cream like some sort of slut that loves her tongue deep in some creamy, sweet goodness…

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Well it turns out that it was from her paparazzi day at the beach, where she tipped off the paparazzi to follow her around in her silly overalls, that don’t do a whole lot for her ass, but her ass is nothing special anyway, and the outfit remind me of the 90s, not in a good way, or because she was born in the 90s, but because The NEw Kids on the Block used to dress like this, and for those of you in your formative years at the time, overalls may be the reason you are gay today, you know NKOTB was the moment of realization as you jerked off to your first teen beat magazine…or if you’re like me, the New Kids on the Block and their overalls may remind you of the time you got molested by your Gym Teacher who took you to the New Kids on the Block concert because he felt sorry for your disadvantaged life, and because he wanted to molest you..hangin’ touch…hanging tough…

That said, I like this outfit…but only for pervert reasons, easy access and bikini bottom flashes…ya know…

Here’s her pool pics…

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2015

30

Jun

Selena Gomez Sucking Ice Cream of the Day

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There used to be a period in my life of lonely and depressive…where I wasn’t sexting girls…because I didn’t have a cell phone…and I hated my obese Ice Cream eating wife, where we’d go out to get her Ice Cream…and I would be able to finally get a taste of erotica….as I watched young college girls…sucking their cone like it was the best thing they every had in their mouth…probably because eating Ice Cream was off diet and so naughty…that it was like forbidden fruit cheating that exhilarated them right down into the depths of their throbbing pussies…at least that is what I would think…as they deep throated the shit…imagining it was my dick…because I knew as soon as my wife got her triple scoop…ice cream would be ruined for me as it dripped down her face and she emotional sucked it fucking down like you’d expect a 300 pound woman to eat her ice cream…

Selena Gomez…is touching on both those emotions..eroticism….and disgust…and with one ice cream cone..

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