I don’t know why Selena Gomez’s tits are so big, maybe another boob job, maybe the natural course of overeating, you know celebrate the fatty for the fat tits, when overeating was all it took.

I like to think it’s a side effect of her LUPUS, if you’re going to have an auto-immune disease, make it one that makes your tits grow out.

I don’t think LUPUS is contagious, but I would be willing to try to suck the LUPUS out of her tits, you know like old school medicine with leeches, where I am the leech….witch doctor shit….

I don’t like fat chicks, even if they have big tits, but when they are Selena Gomez and her basketball cartoon looking child star head, I don’t mind them.

I assume she is trying to mock Olivia Munn who just lost her tits, but really, Olivia Munn is so insignificant, Gomez probably has no idea who she is and is just using her tits like fat girls use their tits, as the only viable thing they have for us to jack off on…or to…depending on how close you are to them.

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