Selena Gomez woke up early or stayed up late to watch the Golden Globe Nominees..

A simpler mind would say that she showed off her fat chick globes, all braless on the couch while watching the nominations…but I’m far more sophisticated than that…I call them tits, braless LUPUS near dead fat chick tits.

She’s no longer the drug addict, alcoholic she was in her time off from work, she’s actually a serious actress now.

She’s even nominated for a Globe this year and you can see her acting in her celebration of being nominated, while pretending to be excited for her co-star Zoe Saldana who is ALSO nominated…

These people may be bullshit, but since they have tits, we can handle it.

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Be sure to keep old KIDNEY FAILURE over here, rocking that LUPUS gut away from the HOLIDAY cookies these season…

Bitch looks like a fucking tank…

Maybe she’s pregnant with that ratty looking rat of a dude, which is possible, or maybe she’s just a fat fuck who sits around eating her feelings to avoid looking at that ratty looking rat of a dude she’s decided to spend her low life expectancy due to LUPUS life with…

Either way, she’s in a fancy dress and there may be at least one dude who jerks off to her outside of BIEBER when he’s revisiting the years she ALLEGEDLY statutory raped him after he ALLEGEDLY learned all the ASS eating Tricks from Diddy…memories of a time before Stephen Baldwin Jr’s pussy…

Maybe you like your celebrity women looking like school busses that GLITTER….makes the idea of riding a field trip…

Maybe she’s not even that fat by the standards of FAT america….the WALMART line pulls more OBESITY than this….

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Selena Gomez is in a magazine and she’s showing off a giant pair of underwear….

I don’t know about you, but I preferred it when Selena Gomez was off the rails, in some mental break….

She was drunk, not working, not on Ozempic, just a big fat swollen pile of broken from an industry that gave her everything and made her rich, but that just made her more of a whining brat, blaming in on being bi-polar, instead of being a cunt….all while rocking a kidney she harvested from her friend because hers didn’t work….but when you’re as important as Selena Gomez, people throw their kidneys at you….

This whole working Selena Gomez is far too functional for me to fully appreciate. Doing media tours and putting together projects. Currently on some hit show and active in her community….all very BORING….even with her bigger tits….

However, her giant underwear are inspiring, you can use them to stay warm if your car breaks down in a snow storm, a life raft if you’re lost at sea, a parachute if the plane is going down, and a masturbation tool if she’s worn them long enough for them to stink….

This post is about Selena Gomez’s panties…

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Selena Gomez was once packaged as some bi-polar celebrity, which is funny because it seems like all of these celebrities, especially the child stars all end up with mental health issues, diagnosed by their assigned doctors I’m sure, so that they can feed them all the pills to keep them sedated as possible.

She also has LUPUS, one Kidney and has progressively got fatter and fatter in more than just her tits.

Her drunken weirdness when she falls off isn’t all that fun…because you feel for a girl destroying her kidneys that someone died for or at least sacrificed for financial gain for….

She’s clearly in a revival, maybe she’s got her pills sorted out, and she’s on TV, in movies, producing TV, producing movies, running a direct to consumer billion dollar influencer brand and being the most important set of big tits on a troll ever…

I like to assume that part of her comeback is some OZEMPIC for the lazy non-diabetics to shed some weight, but when you’re a pill popper on the brain meds, it could really be anything….INCLUDING DIET AND EXERCISE…but in this OZEMPIC world, who would bother with that when you can get a band aid solution with no longterm studies as to whether it will make your pancreas fall out in 5 years from now.

So as far as I’m concerned the tits, which are likely fake tits, have survived the Ozempic, even though she’s still kinda fat and I’m sticking to it..

That’s ideal when dealing in the Selena Gomez news that isn’t really news because I make shit up.

Here is some Selena Gomez, Industry Puppet, pretending to vote to trick you into thinking your vote matters, because she’s likely paid to do this kind of content, otherwise she wouldn’t because she doesn’t care about the future of the country, she’s terminal and cashing in…

That said, I wonder if she voted MAGA…

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POP QUIZ TIME…

Selena Gomez or Thai Lady Boy getting ready for the Lady Boy Pageant before being a victim of SEX TOURISM by some old British guy who will pay extra if he get shit on…..

They are pushing as being Selena Gomez and not Selena Gomez AI from some bootleg imaging AI out of China that makes everyone look a little chinese, to normalize their takeover by getting us used to that look….it’s an additional tactic to sending their woman to date all the sad and lonely white dudes, giving them a chance at love, while giving the Chinese women a chance at the American takeover….

But I’m going with THAI LADY BOY all dolled up and ready to pull it’s dick out to jerk off on some PENSIONERS….that’s BRITISH FOR OLD FUCKS…

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Selena Gomez’s weird STD is that guy she dates who looks like something you’d find at the bottom of a drain at a gay bathouse all matted with homosexual cum….he’s apelike and looks like he smells like some kind of rotting cured meat….but apparently they are in love and he’s likely rich…so it’s not a sympathy connection where he friended her years ago through music, gaining her trust, so that he can move in on her once Bieber moved out…continuously throwing himself at her until finally she agreed to hang out more often, eventually ending up together because he was just such a happy groupie to get with those big tits, knowing they aren’t too big of a commitment cuz she’ll likely die of LUPUS soon and she know that she’s dying of LUPUS so why not spend days with someone….making this love story happen….

I just find him repulsive to look at….but this isn’t. about me, it’s about Selena Gomez making a chick on TikTok famous for DEBUNKING her accusations of Selena having had work done….to which the MEAN TIKTOKER called SELENAS face manged….even though we all know it’s mangled from the LUPUS….only for SELENA to say “I only have botox, my face is mangled cuz of LUPUS”…..only for that TikToker to have got that Celebrity coverage she wanted, only to apologize for being a trollin cunt…and that whole thing is not that fun…

What is fun, is how weird Gomez’s face is….maybe she’ll retweet this to debunk finding her boyfriend in a jungle somewhere, raised by animals, eating all the chocolate beans off the tree….

I would have edited this post, but as you know I don’t edit anything because you don’t read this…I write because my arthritis from 20 years of this isn’t crippling enough – you cocksuckers.

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I don’t know if you can get pregnant when you’ve got half a kidney, lupus and whatever other issues the stunted child star has…

But girl sure looks like she’s managed to make it happen, making me wonder if she’s a miracle LUPUS case, or just that rich people can buy their way out of anything, or more likely…the food lover with a food show and a zoo-like creature as a boyfriend….who apparently also loves food…is just fat.

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I accidentally watched a Selena Gomez cooking show this weekend, she was cooking steak for Wolfgang Puck or some shit and I thought to myself, this girl loves food….

Then today, I see this video of her on a boat with her tits out, and I’m like, girl likes food because she’s got to feed these big fucking tits…

Sure, she’s probably fat as fuck, but when the fat as fuck is cropped out, and even when it’s not, rockin’ tits are rocking tits…

Plus she’s Selena Gomez, making the whole big titty, hormones in the food that made the tits that require more food to feed the tits, so much so that she started a food show…all the better.

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I don’t really believe that having big tits when you’re fat is all that much of an accomplishment, because I’ve got big tits because I’m fat and it doesn’t feel like all that much of an accomplishment.

I do think that Selena Gomez being alive despite having LUPUS is a bit of an accomplishment, all it took was to farm some organs from some groupies and get that second lease on life….

I don’t know if Selena Gomez and her veiny tits are pregnant from that gerbil looking monster that you know is cumming in her drunk twat as much as he can in order to breed properly.

I do know that I can see the edge of her fat girl nipple as she tests the limits of this top…and that’s always fun if you’re into that kind of thing.

I don’t know if she’s on serious medication, but she does look like she’s medicated, dying, or wasted, fresh out of the gutter after a rough bender….but I like it enough to stare at big sloppy celebrity tit whether on fat girls even when their faces look fucking rugged…she’s got a terminal disease…and she’s famous as fuck…so we can adjust our standards accordingly…

The crackier they are….the more exciting the big tits are.

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I don’t know why Selena Gomez’s tits are so big, maybe another boob job, maybe the natural course of overeating, you know celebrate the fatty for the fat tits, when overeating was all it took.

I like to think it’s a side effect of her LUPUS, if you’re going to have an auto-immune disease, make it one that makes your tits grow out.

I don’t think LUPUS is contagious, but I would be willing to try to suck the LUPUS out of her tits, you know like old school medicine with leeches, where I am the leech….witch doctor shit….

I don’t like fat chicks, even if they have big tits, but when they are Selena Gomez and her basketball cartoon looking child star head, I don’t mind them.

I assume she is trying to mock Olivia Munn who just lost her tits, but really, Olivia Munn is so insignificant, Gomez probably has no idea who she is and is just using her tits like fat girls use their tits, as the only viable thing they have for us to jack off on…or to…depending on how close you are to them.

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