Selena Gomez woke up early or stayed up late to watch the Golden Globe Nominees..

A simpler mind would say that she showed off her fat chick globes, all braless on the couch while watching the nominations…but I’m far more sophisticated than that…I call them tits, braless LUPUS near dead fat chick tits.

She’s no longer the drug addict, alcoholic she was in her time off from work, she’s actually a serious actress now.

She’s even nominated for a Globe this year and you can see her acting in her celebration of being nominated, while pretending to be excited for her co-star Zoe Saldana who is ALSO nominated…

These people may be bullshit, but since they have tits, we can handle it.

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