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2024

29

Oct

Selena Gomez’s Fat Tits Survive Ozempic of the Day

Selena Gomez was once packaged as some bi-polar celebrity, which is funny because it seems like all of these celebrities, especially the child stars all end up with mental health issues, diagnosed by their assigned doctors I’m sure, so that they can feed them all the pills to keep them sedated as possible.

She also has LUPUS, one Kidney and has progressively got fatter and fatter in more than just her tits.

Her drunken weirdness when she falls off isn’t all that fun…because you feel for a girl destroying her kidneys that someone died for or at least sacrificed for financial gain for….

She’s clearly in a revival, maybe she’s got her pills sorted out, and she’s on TV, in movies, producing TV, producing movies, running a direct to consumer billion dollar influencer brand and being the most important set of big tits on a troll ever…

I like to assume that part of her comeback is some OZEMPIC for the lazy non-diabetics to shed some weight, but when you’re a pill popper on the brain meds, it could really be anything….INCLUDING DIET AND EXERCISE…but in this OZEMPIC world, who would bother with that when you can get a band aid solution with no longterm studies as to whether it will make your pancreas fall out in 5 years from now.

So as far as I’m concerned the tits, which are likely fake tits, have survived the Ozempic, even though she’s still kinda fat and I’m sticking to it..

That’s ideal when dealing in the Selena Gomez news that isn’t really news because I make shit up.

Here is some Selena Gomez, Industry Puppet, pretending to vote to trick you into thinking your vote matters, because she’s likely paid to do this kind of content, otherwise she wouldn’t because she doesn’t care about the future of the country, she’s terminal and cashing in…

That said, I wonder if she voted MAGA…

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