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2023

04

Jan

Selena Gomez Bikinis on a Boat of the Day

This just in, Selena Gomez hasn’t died of LUPUS yet, she’s still coming through strong, maybe a little too strong, or at least bloated, probably from all the steroids, hard drinking, anti-psychotics, and wine…you know a girl who was sold to the industry’s gotta survive somehow….she’s gotta live through the nightmares of being forced to sit hard on Barney’s lap when it was illegal to be doing such things…not that that happened…but she learned how to fuck somewhere and based on the rumors I hear from Hollywood, it was likely not in a wholesome way like at PROM with her high school sweetheart….

She’s in a white bikini, her big girl tits filling it out, maybe even doing a little wet white bikini sheerness…and it’s ALMOST exciting…if you’re into chipmunk looking girls who are about 30 pounds overweight that have chronic illnesses that may kill them off so that you can be in line for their empire…like the guy who married Sarah Hyland who also has bootleg kidneys….only isn’t fat about it.

TO see the rest of the pics of her yachting with the Beckhams in a Throuple CLICK HERE

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