Here’s some Selena Gomez rocking a face filter that’s doing her no real favors, in some pixelated picture that’s doing her no favors, since we all know that she gets gifted the latest tech, she’s Selena Gomez and there’s no excuse for a bad selfie, unless there’s no hope in her having a good selfie….

The only solid strategy she’s dropped is to go TIT forward, even if they are fat girl tits, fat girl tits are still tits, just gross, sloppy and a marketing hook to make them more tolerable, YET, still tit….

She looks like the dumpy girl who hates herself that works at the fast food counter….but SHE is Selena Gomez and better than that..same level of sadness, fatness, overall grossness…but HIGHER budget…and surrounded by more groupie fucks who are so enthralled with her celebrity that they want to get close to the celebrity and would be willing to marry the celebrity whether she had her legs amputated from diabetes or not, just hopefully they’ll let her keep the tits but even that’s not a dealbreaker for the real ambitious K-Feds out there.

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