Tanlines are nature’s highlighter, as you fucking know, because even when we were cave dwelling cavemen, a story I don’t actually believe, but I’ll pretend is legitimate and that this isn’t all just a simulation with an origin story that has a lot of major fucking holes in the plot….you know since the media and he who controls the media can fill our minds with any lies they want and present them as truths….but for the sake of this post…EVEN when we were cavemen drawing hardcore porn scenes on our CAVE walls, bitches in their wooly mammoth outfits would be rocking some tanlines that I am sure the CAVE MAN appreciated when ripping it off before raping and killing her as caveman do, you know since they were the animal version of us, which as you know can’t still exist in our brains as instinct, we’re much more sophisticated than that….as I stare at bitches posting their tanline tits on the internet for strangers to sexualize and jerk off to.

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