Tanlines may represent summer, and you may be like me an buried in the first major snowstorm that reminds you that you suck at life, made all the wrong choices and are forever doomed to an unhappy existence….

The good news is that there are people out there who chose the endless summer life, living in the warmth, the tropics, the good life….full of bikini sluts and the tanlines that come with it…

So we can go into a snow day with tanlines to remind us that somewhere out there are girls in bikinis as I type this, crisping in the sun so you can jerk off to their tanlines at a later dates….

It’s always good to celebrate the things others have instead of hating them for it, plus, when you live in trashville, where stripping is a career instead of college pushed by most families, where tanning salons are on many corners, even in this era…..tanlines can survive the winter too….and not just in galleries I put together for you thanks to being a nice guy….

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Every once in a while someone reaches out to me over email or on FB and says “sad you shut down the site”….or “did you shut down the site”….

Meanwhile, I’ll admit I’ve slacked a little this summer, taking a little ME TIME, but I update this shit pretty much daily, or multiple times dailyh.

I was like “haven’t you seen the J.Lo post”….because clearly they hadn’t….remembering how insignificant and uninspiring this site it…

Which makes me wonder why I am posting pics of chicks with a tanline instead ofinstead of taking in the last few days of summer, where I can help prevent disease and increase testosterone by looking at tits outside

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Like thick calloused herpes scars on the labia of a woman, the tanline is a reminder that you’re lucky enough to be looking at a body part that you shouldn’t be looking at because it is typically clothed….or covered up…at least when it is out in the sun or getting sprayed down like a stripper in Canada in the winter trying to give the illusion she’s healthy, outdoorsy, well travelled, just back from vacation and not a gutter crackhead in a basement apartment who still strips because she is too retarded to figure out how to sell internet porn to losers like you.

RIGHT…..

What I am saying is nothing says summer like legitimate tanlines, but whores who sleep all day or who later themselves in sunscreen, may not have legitimate tanlines in this world where everything is a lie….but at least we can pretend they are legitimate tanlines, and that is good enough for me….because I have low standards and I am easy to please…

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Tanlines are the closest you can get to knowing just how close a babe is to being a rotisserie chicken, because without them, we’d never know just how cooked in the sun they are….

More importantly, the tanlines act as a roadmap to us retards when it comes to the woman body, letting us know the areas in which they are supposed to be covered, so seeing those pasty white borders are thrilling because clothing was once there….the tanlines…are the obviously unclothed version and that’s the more exciting version…

It’s a level of virgin nerd loser excitement that some of us still experience when it comes to women….

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Summer is coming….the bitches are getting fit…please put a penny in the old slag’s exclusive content channels….if you haven’t got a penny then a half penny will do…if you haven’t got a half penny then just jerk off to their free content they are using to seduce you….

The point of the story is that you don’t need summer to have tanlines, the whores of the internet figure it out….

They understand the importance of a tanline to highlight their good parts by showing you where their clothes once were….like a brand or a tattoo…but not permanent…

That is a key strategy needed in internet content production to make them the hottest version of themselves, plus they can pretend they go outside in bikinis to get real sun, even if they are just lathered in chemicals that stain them….

The sun is your best medicine, vitamin D, fights all the diseases and gives you testosterone….

Don’t believe BIG SKIN CANCER that are trying to sell you their SPFs….

The same people who sell SKIN CANCER TREATMENTS….own the brands that SELL SUNSCREEN….

Johnson & Johnson sell cancer meds and Neutrogena sunscreen…

Bayer owns cancer meds and Coppertone sunscreen

So embrace the NATURAL POWER of the sun, since it’s almost logical that it won’t kill us, since it’s the source of all life on earth….

ReTARDS..

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I am a half if not full retard, just not diagnosed but would have been nice going through life with a valid excuse that garner’s sympathy instead of just disappointment….

Which I guess is why all these young people now have late diagnosed autism, downs syndrome, ADHD, etc….because it’s better than just being a half retard not getting the credit you deserve or that you would get as a full retard…

So I don’t know if I do Tanlines on Thursday or on Tuesday, so fucking drop it on a Wednesday….we don’t need aliteration here, even though I am an illiterate. THEY ARE DIFFERENT THINGS…asshole…

Speaking of asshole, nothing better than trying to see a girl’s asshole and experience the tanline where her panties or bathing suit once was.

It’s like the VIP club experience, getting that insider look at a bitch you’ll never fuck or meet, but who will gladly take all your fucking money like she was a Nigerian Scammer presented as a normal American girl with a dream….

The world is nuts but tanlines are hotter than Richard Gere’s anal canal is for a Gerbil….SUFFOCATION.

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All kinds of motherfuckers are all hard for Halloween….

They’re celebrating it like it was fucking Christmas because the anti-Jesus demonic forces of Satan have taken over the mainstream marketing of brands and entertainment content that shapes your RETARd mind…

All these women are all female ejaculating for PUMPKIN SPICE, Gourds and comfy sweaters and scarfs while they curl up to a nice book about some bullshit propaganda that rots their brain or further destroys the family as the demons celebrate being childless cat ladies with sex toys over more fulfilling choices…..BUT AT LEAST YOU WILL HAvE YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE BITCHES….all middle aged and stunted with that instagram GEN Z speak.

So as they all get ready for WINTER, we’re going SOUTH OF THE ECUATOR, where they are heading into SUMMER, chasing that ENDLESS summer like a bunch of old timey surfers but only in it for the bikinis.

I am a firm believer that the sun energizes our SOULS and our CELLS and that it is why there is LIFE on earth, so seeing a bitch with a TANLINE speaks to that health and wellness idea without feeding into the sun killing you so let’s dim it with Bill Gates demon-tech, or lather ourselves in toxic chemicals to separate us from the lifeforce…

Sure some TANLINES are manufactured in a lab, but it’s the internet, nothing is real, but we pretend it is…

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As the summer comes to a terrible and mean spirited end, at least behind the ice wall of Canada….I am forced to turn to the internet to get my fix of women with tanlines, which I guess you could argue I do during the summer as well because I don’t believe in socializing and even if I did, it would probably not be with women who have tanlines from being outdoors and active, or on vacation, but rather from the chemicals they spray on themselves in the stripclub as part of their artistic vision for themsleves…

Meaning, the tanlines I would have would be expensive and annoying and not there for the authentic appreciation of my authentic appreciation of people who aren’t scared of the sun.

One of the silliest things I’ve seen happen in my life has been this fear of the sun…like a group of demonic vampires out there really want you to avoid the sun, because it probably gives you super powers….and all these idiots are buying into it.

LATHER chemicals on yourself to prevent the sun from hurting you and LATER chemicals on yourself to get the look that the sun has kissed your skin by staining it like a deck….sounds pretty genius to me.

Here are those tanlines since it’s a fetish…my fetish.

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People like tan lines, but I like girls willing to lather themselves in chemicals to achieve tanlines…

My fetish isn’t the product but rather the process.

They like the way the contrast makes them look better than if they were one solid color because they are fucking racists….a gentle healthy gone outdoors in a skimpy outfit you can see where it once was….

While I like the idea of chemicals seeping into their skin and making them infertile or doing other damage that is far worse than being out in the sun, because seeing women buy products and create an industry out of nothing, since the SUN is free….IS PORN TO ME…

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Tanlines are a fetish for a few reasons, the first probably being that if you’re seeing them, you’re probably seeing a girl naked and that’s HUGE….seeing parts of the girl the son doesn’t see…

But it seems likes the tanline fetish only really comes down to when it’s a skimpy thong bathing suit pulled up over her hips and rarely a farmer’s tan where her arms and lower legs have a tan but the rest of her is pasty fucking white….

I think we should make farmer’s tans a fetish because it shows us how lucky we truly are to be naked since she’s the kind of girl who wears t-shirts to the beach and here she is NAKED….

Unfortunately, I’m stuck with girls who like to have a stencil of their underwear on their bodies….usually skimpy underwear styles to prove that they go outside and to prove that when they do, they’re slutty exhibitioinists about it.

So here’s those lame tanlines that aren’t T-Shirt tanlines the people ACTUALLY want.

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