I am a half if not full retard, just not diagnosed but would have been nice going through life with a valid excuse that garner’s sympathy instead of just disappointment….
Which I guess is why all these young people now have late diagnosed autism, downs syndrome, ADHD, etc….because it’s better than just being a half retard not getting the credit you deserve or that you would get as a full retard…
So I don’t know if I do Tanlines on Thursday or on Tuesday, so fucking drop it on a Wednesday….we don’t need aliteration here, even though I am an illiterate. THEY ARE DIFFERENT THINGS…asshole…
Speaking of asshole, nothing better than trying to see a girl’s asshole and experience the tanline where her panties or bathing suit once was.
It’s like the VIP club experience, getting that insider look at a bitch you’ll never fuck or meet, but who will gladly take all your fucking money like she was a Nigerian Scammer presented as a normal American girl with a dream….
The world is nuts but tanlines are hotter than Richard Gere’s anal canal is for a Gerbil….SUFFOCATION.
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