I am a half if not full retard, just not diagnosed but would have been nice going through life with a valid excuse that garner’s sympathy instead of just disappointment….

Which I guess is why all these young people now have late diagnosed autism, downs syndrome, ADHD, etc….because it’s better than just being a half retard not getting the credit you deserve or that you would get as a full retard…

So I don’t know if I do Tanlines on Thursday or on Tuesday, so fucking drop it on a Wednesday….we don’t need aliteration here, even though I am an illiterate. THEY ARE DIFFERENT THINGS…asshole…

Speaking of asshole, nothing better than trying to see a girl’s asshole and experience the tanline where her panties or bathing suit once was.

It’s like the VIP club experience, getting that insider look at a bitch you’ll never fuck or meet, but who will gladly take all your fucking money like she was a Nigerian Scammer presented as a normal American girl with a dream….

The world is nuts but tanlines are hotter than Richard Gere’s anal canal is for a Gerbil….SUFFOCATION.

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All kinds of motherfuckers are all hard for Halloween….

They’re celebrating it like it was fucking Christmas because the anti-Jesus demonic forces of Satan have taken over the mainstream marketing of brands and entertainment content that shapes your RETARd mind…

All these women are all female ejaculating for PUMPKIN SPICE, Gourds and comfy sweaters and scarfs while they curl up to a nice book about some bullshit propaganda that rots their brain or further destroys the family as the demons celebrate being childless cat ladies with sex toys over more fulfilling choices…..BUT AT LEAST YOU WILL HAvE YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE BITCHES….all middle aged and stunted with that instagram GEN Z speak.

So as they all get ready for WINTER, we’re going SOUTH OF THE ECUATOR, where they are heading into SUMMER, chasing that ENDLESS summer like a bunch of old timey surfers but only in it for the bikinis.

I am a firm believer that the sun energizes our SOULS and our CELLS and that it is why there is LIFE on earth, so seeing a bitch with a TANLINE speaks to that health and wellness idea without feeding into the sun killing you so let’s dim it with Bill Gates demon-tech, or lather ourselves in toxic chemicals to separate us from the lifeforce…

Sure some TANLINES are manufactured in a lab, but it’s the internet, nothing is real, but we pretend it is…

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As the summer comes to a terrible and mean spirited end, at least behind the ice wall of Canada….I am forced to turn to the internet to get my fix of women with tanlines, which I guess you could argue I do during the summer as well because I don’t believe in socializing and even if I did, it would probably not be with women who have tanlines from being outdoors and active, or on vacation, but rather from the chemicals they spray on themselves in the stripclub as part of their artistic vision for themsleves…

Meaning, the tanlines I would have would be expensive and annoying and not there for the authentic appreciation of my authentic appreciation of people who aren’t scared of the sun.

One of the silliest things I’ve seen happen in my life has been this fear of the sun…like a group of demonic vampires out there really want you to avoid the sun, because it probably gives you super powers….and all these idiots are buying into it.

LATHER chemicals on yourself to prevent the sun from hurting you and LATER chemicals on yourself to get the look that the sun has kissed your skin by staining it like a deck….sounds pretty genius to me.

Here are those tanlines since it’s a fetish…my fetish.

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People like tan lines, but I like girls willing to lather themselves in chemicals to achieve tanlines…

My fetish isn’t the product but rather the process.

They like the way the contrast makes them look better than if they were one solid color because they are fucking racists….a gentle healthy gone outdoors in a skimpy outfit you can see where it once was….

While I like the idea of chemicals seeping into their skin and making them infertile or doing other damage that is far worse than being out in the sun, because seeing women buy products and create an industry out of nothing, since the SUN is free….IS PORN TO ME…

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Tanlines are a fetish for a few reasons, the first probably being that if you’re seeing them, you’re probably seeing a girl naked and that’s HUGE….seeing parts of the girl the son doesn’t see…

But it seems likes the tanline fetish only really comes down to when it’s a skimpy thong bathing suit pulled up over her hips and rarely a farmer’s tan where her arms and lower legs have a tan but the rest of her is pasty fucking white….

I think we should make farmer’s tans a fetish because it shows us how lucky we truly are to be naked since she’s the kind of girl who wears t-shirts to the beach and here she is NAKED….

Unfortunately, I’m stuck with girls who like to have a stencil of their underwear on their bodies….usually skimpy underwear styles to prove that they go outside and to prove that when they do, they’re slutty exhibitioinists about it.

So here’s those lame tanlines that aren’t T-Shirt tanlines the people ACTUALLY want.

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Tanlines are a fetish, my fetish…

It makes me think that a girl has actually been in the sun, or that she’s lathered herself up in chemicals like some kind of science experiment….

It reminds me of days gone by when people weren’t scared of the sun….

It shows me body parts that I’m not supposed to be seeing because the SUN wasn’t even allowed to see them…BUT HERE I AM SEEING THEM…

They frame a bitch out, adding highlights and lowlights that give them some optical illusion of more shape….

I know you love them too.

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Tanlines are hot and all…

They highlight the sacred parts we’re not supposed to be seeing, so our retard brains get driggered in a “we’re not supposed to see where those tanlines are, that’s where the bikini was”….

Even in this stripper spray tan on the normies who fear the sun, but want some color for their ZOOM meetings our fitness classes, or tinder fucks….because using chemicals makes more sense to them than nature, where TANLINES are fake and abundant…I still like the tanlines…

But they sure aren’t no titty drops, be we gotta switch things up with our galleries around here, so Tanlines worth celebrating even when they are a reminder that Thrusday is for Titty DROPS…

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I realize that not all tans are real, that some tans are fake and gay. You know the chemical staining the skin of the whore trying to get that tanned look for her self produced content production….but it still taps into my primal, outdoor, sun loving human instinct that tells me that the TANLINE is where the clothing was because the girl is a decent person who wears clothing outside…and what I am seeing is what I am not supposed to be seeing because the girl is a whore letting me see it…

Incredible..

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I told you it was Tanline Thursday…

So I am delivering the Tanlines on a Thursday…

Since tanlines are a fetish, they highlight the good parts, which are typically the covered parts, but when you’re seeing the tanline, you’re seeing where the sun didn’t shine and that is all you need to make a fetish for me…

Tanlines…are amazing.

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