For those of you who didn’t follow your dreams of chasing the endless summer, or at least working on a resort as a bar tender who gets to fuck all the lonely travelers, both young and old, looking for a story to bring back home, or herpes.

For those of you who don’t leave the house, or who don’t know girls who leave the house, or who don’t know girls who leave the house then come home from leaving the house with a sunburn, only to be left with the tanlines from where the bikini was….that contrast of pale and pure untouched skin and scar tissue from the third degree cancerous burn….

Here are some girls with tanlines speaking to our needs, our wants, or fetish of a fearless of the sun kind of girl who gets outside half naked….only to come home fully naked with memories of being out there half naked etched into their bodies…until, like everything in life, except those herpes….they fade….

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I am very into holidays or the holiday season, if I could I would transition this site into my own version of a HALLMARK channel to uplift everyone and bring warmth to their heart, not that I don’t already do that, but you get what I am saying….the holidays are warm even when they’re depressing….

So I am thankful on this AMERICAN THANKSGIVING for warmth. Warmth in the form of the Holidays, but also and more importantly, warmth in the form of tanlines on women who were out there getting warm in the sun, while I was over here freezing my balls of…

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Tanlines…

As some of us are freezing our balls off and we’re not even into winter, but can’t afford to pay for heat because we’ve dedicated our life to the blog….

Slaving away for free, for charity, due to being a little psychotic and inclined to update a site for no actual reason…

Living like a teenage girl who doesn’t need to make money because she’s still living in the parent’s house, only a grown ass broke ass man…blogging my fucking feelings….for nothing but an outlet I don’t even need to have…

Others are getting tanlines and posting them to the internet because it’s a fetish and using any hook they can is a good thing….

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As someone who doesn’t fear the sun, I don’t get triggered when I see a girl with a tanline.

I don’t start crying about global warming. i don’t glue myself to the sidewalk to try to get cars off the road. I do not try to initiate 15 minute cities you can’t leave your pod unless you are well behaved. I don’t run out and try to steal an electric vehicle…

I also don’t get upset about skin damage, skin cancer, or worry about the tanlines I am staring at.

Instead I like to romanticize the tan, like did it happen on a fun nature walk they fucked on, did it happen being active and adventurous in a bikini, did it happen at an outdoor party on a hot summer day before passing out from getting too fucked up in the sun, was an abortion in training created when these tanlines happened….or are these weathered prostis, who live life in the elements, like they are cowboys, but rather homeless and unable to avoid the harsh son in between dick sucks….or is it just chemical slop you stain your skin with….

A tanline tells 1000 stories….

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Tanlines Thursday motherfuckers!

It’s basically an all inclusive vacation without the actual vacation, travel or the all you can eat and all you can drink, tropical good times….

It’s not really a vacation at all, but it’s girls with tanlines and you don’t even need to wear the Hawaiian shirt that makes you feel like you’re adventurous or part of a Jimmy Buffett music video…getting laid while being laid back…

But the all inclusive vacation won’t bring you girls with tanlines anyway, since you’re repulsive, so luckily the internet carters to the needs of us losers in life…

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It’s not winter yet and thanks to modern science and technology, we’re in this amazing place where it doesn’t even matter if it is winter, because girls are whores and will find a way to be the hottest whores they can be and if that involves a tanline, then they’ll make sure there’s a fucking tanline, rain or fucking shine, snow, sleet or motherfuckin hail.

So with the chemicals that stain their skin, or AR filters that stain their skin, or even smearing their own FECES for the wanted effect to sell their most nudes possible, they will deliver….some will even travel for tanlines, suck dick to travel for tanlines, or get paid to suck dick while traveling for tanlines…

So LET THERE BE TANLINES! They are hot, they highlight the good parts…

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Sometimes I ask the people around me what they think of tanlines, you know because I may not have any friends or associates and I may not be in this together, but rather alone, but I can always ask a stranger for a helping hand in a post a do every fucking week of girls who post their fucking tanlines for the people of the internet to see their fucking tanlines because tanlines are clearly a fetish, or a sign that not all girls of the internet are basement dwellers outraged at hot chicks on the internet or misogyny on the internet or other bullshit things that should exist on the internet because the internet is supposed to be FREE…..and not all girls of the internet are AI generated robots but a lot are and they probably post TANLINE pics too….but we’ll assume that some of these girls actually went outside for the tanline.

Anyway, I ask people for inspo, I’ve said all I have to say about tanlines, I can’t come up with new tanline material weekly, there’s only so much to be said about tanlines and the general response I get is “Fuck Off” or “Shut the Fuck Up” or “why are you talking to me”….so here are some tanline pics…

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The amazing thing about these internet Tanlines is that you never know if the girl showing off her tanline is showing us a real tanline.

Is it an Augmented Reality filter, is it out of a jar, is it done in photoshop with some crafty digital art skills, is it the actual sun, that most people are brain washed into being scared of, or is it smeared feces….that you can’t actually smell but that were the perfect shade of brown to give the sick woman baiting us with her tanlines the looks she was going for.

We’ll never know.

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