In a world that hates the sun, it’s far more dangerous and exciting to see a girl with tanlines.

Not only does it tell our retard brains that she was wearing more clothing that we are seeing her in when she was either out in the sun, or when she had her girlfriend spray her down with chemicals, but it also tells us that she’s a wild one, willing to risk cancer for the same of a look, a fetish, a vibe…

In a world filled with total pussies, scared to leave the house, wearing masks, scared of flus, scared of experiencing life outside the comfort of their prison cells…

Watch last night’s episode of survivor and you’ll see what I mean!

It makes girl who gets out there, is exciting, ESPECIALLY when nude…

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Fuck the sun, that motherfucker killed Jimmy Buffett….

Unless Jimmy Buffett was busy lathering himself in sunscreen in hopes of the sun not killing him, seeing the irony of pushing the beach bum life, that he managed to leverage into a multi-billion dollar hospitality brand, all based on a silly song that probably took him 4 minutes to write…..only to die from the beach bum life….like a rockstar living the drunken rockstar life and dying from liver failure….Buffett brought fun in the sun to its knees with a “if you have too much fun in the sun, you die a painful cancerous death”…

All these girls with their tanlines are going to regret what they did for the cause, just like Jimmy Buffett probably does from his grave and piles of money he died with…great while you’re alive, but not so fun when it DEADS you.

Unless it’s all just anti-sun propaganda to sell more sunscreen….just buy the Margaritaville Parrot Head brand that Buffett got royalties from, seems to work famously….if getting skin cancer’s the goal….

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Tanlines are nature’s highlighter, or what the conspiracy theorists who run a targeted attack against the sun, thanks to being middle earth aliens, figuring that if they can dim the sun, the climate will be better suited to their reptilian ways, so they’ve managed to get the media on board, recruit experts they fund, create an industry around sun protection, and industry around cancer caused by sun protection, only to blame the sun for the cancer, because many people with skin cancer use sunscreen and say “but I use sunscreen”…..

So yeah, tanlines, nature’s highlighter, showing us where the body is exposed to the elements, and the parts they kept private, hot….

But to the sun haters, the tanlines are the proof of future cancerous death….that looks so good before it turns into those cancerous welts they are waiting for…

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There’s nothing more repulsive to me that a pale bitch, I think it’s just fucking gross to look at their pinkish skin tones, looking like an unhealthy pile of shit, scared to go outside and get some sun, maybe because of the skin cancer….you know after years of listening to Jimmy Buffett only to hear that motherfucker died of skin cancer validating their SPF 90000 existence, all fucking long sleeved at the pool with a summer hat like a fucking albino, which you can’t call an Albino because it’s the new RETARD, or FAG, it offends the Albinos like their RED EYES don’t offend us…

SO yeah, tanlines excite me, almost enough to seduce one of them pale bitches who turns my stomach in their paleness, to either lock them outside on our date to a tropical place until they basically burn the fuck up and realize that the tan ain’t so bad after the burn fades….or that I’d smear feces on, not that I’m into that, but figure if it’s the only brown shit that we can use to give the illusion of a tan, then we’ll stomach the fucking repulsive smell…assuming that I don’t have bloody, liver infection, jaundice looking feces that day, because if I do, that tanline will be YELLOW and RED…..which I guess makes Orange and will still work…

Point of the story, as summer comes to a close, we can collectively hope that the pasty white bitches that you don’t see cuz they are tanned, stay that way…and here are some tanlines to jack off to.

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It’s cold as shit here, summer is fucking over on this last weekend of summer bullshit propaganda they push on us before geo engineering the winter to hit us for the next 9 months, those mosters…

The good news is that the women of the world, who pretend to hate men, are still vain and follow the trends to seduce men, which include, but aren’t limited to tanlines..

So despite there being no sun, they will risk the chemicals of a spray tan, or the damaging rays of the sun, not that I believe that storyline created by BIG SUNSCREEN, but the majority of people do, yet these whores just don’t care, they’ll face the pain, the cancer, the damage for a fucking tanline…to highlight the good stuff…so that they can take pics of it to upload to the internet for you.

Summer or winter, WE WILL HAVE TANLINES!

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I wonder if tanlines are a fetish of mine because they show women living on the fucking edge, you know like looking in the face of danger and saying “fuck off, you can’t hurt me”….similar to getting off to girls who masturbate in public trying to get caught, or who get naked on motorcycles, or who bike in short skirts, no panties, through the busy streets with no helmet, just pussy on street.

I tend to not fear the sun, and feel like it’s good for us since it makes vegetables grow, but at the same time, Australian women look 50 when they turn 30, ask Margot Robbie and that’s with all the money she’s got to save herself….

Then there’s an over-tanning woman I saw in the grocery store last night, similar to ones I’ve seen on the beaches in Florida in the 90s when I was into going to Florida, not that I wouldn’t be now, just none of you have invited me to hangout and that hurts…like the loser never invited to the birthday party, or the swinger party, WHY WON’T YOU LET ME FUCK YOUR WIFE?

But yeah, that over-tanning woman, who likely winters in Florida where she continues to tan, all addicted to the sun, straight up SUN DAMAGE and out of a horror movie, makes me believe the SUN does fucking jack up the skin, so that the tanline is all the more rebellious, just not when it’s out of a jar, which some of these could be.

Either way, TANLINES, HIGHLIGHT THE GOOD PARTS!

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It’s Tanline season, at least that’s what overexcited motherfucker like me like to think, but the reality is that it’s always tanline season, and you don’t even need a sun to generate those tanlines, you can buy it in a jar or get sprayed down by some entrepreneurial stripper and her mobile spray tan machine she bought with her stripper money, in attempts to make a better life for herself..

I guess I romanticize the tanline as something that happens on some epic endless summer vacation at the beach or by the pool, but ultimately, it can happen anywhere even in the basement where you’ve locked up all your girlfriends who may not think they are your girlfriends, but maybe in a few years time they’ll finally accept it.

Point of the story, tanlines highlight the good parts!

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Nature’s highlighter or some shit…

In the places where they aren’t seeding the clouds with silver iodide to force the fucking rain as evidence to the retards out there that climate change is real, there are likely still some places in the world where the sun isn’t blocked out by chemtrails, where bitches can roast like a rotisserie chicken and not in the spit-roast way you’d probably prefer jerking off to, not that you don’t jerk off to rotisserie chicken after you’re done eating it, I mean it is a fleshy, fatty carcass that’s likely hotter and greasier than your pocket pussy….Self Lubricating….

Nice and tanned, but not where the BIKINI was, what a concept…here’s a round-up of it…

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Nature’s Highlighter to remind us all that the sun is our friend, at least for staying alive, but also for bitches in bikinis getting tanlines so that when they are naked, you can see the good parts all highlighted by not being exposed and stained by the evil sun….you freaks.

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In keeping with today’s theme of space not being real, the earth being flat, and humans being victims to pretty simplistic marketing efforts, that prove just how gullible we all are…..

I’m going to assume that if space is real, if space travel ever happens, the bitches who go up into space, we’ll called SPACE WHORES, will be rocking tanlines, despite having been in a spaceship for years to get to their final destination, the new colony on some remote planet to save humanity, because tanlines don’t require tans man, they come in a chemical filled jar, because whores will be whores, on earth and in the galactic heavens and they will do whatever it takes to highlight their genitals, you know frame them up like they’re wearing invisible panties….because they’ll do anything to be hot or a fetish, that’s why they were selected to be the SPACE WHORES….and everyday whores…which doesn’t really require much of a screening process or selection process…it just sort of takes a self starter with a camera phone…

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