I like to think that tanlines smell like that coconut scented banana boat tan oil of my youth, but the truth is that in this era of perverts, some of these tanlines could very well be from smearing the feces deep into a bitch’s pores, only to upload it as a tanline to get off to your fecal fetish knowing you’re duping idiots like us into thinking it’s tanlines. I blame the mind controlling tapeworm parasites transmitted via shit for turning everyone into a shit and asshole lover….

I guess, it could also be from a jar of chemicals bought in the store, because bitches are too lazy to even get into a bikini and lay outside in the sun being lazy, that’s where we are at as a people….to lazy to get a fucking suntan….or too scared…because they believe the sun, the source of all life causes cancer…so better get the artificial and more convenient version….on some artificial sweetener we all know causes cancer to replace sugar that doesn’t necessarily cause cancer while making a bunch of chemists fucking rich….instead of letting NATURE do it’s damn job….you FOOLS.

Point of the story, tanlines, fake, shit, or not…BONERS.

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It’s summer and in support of today’s bathing suit post that was supposed to be posted Tuesday but that no one realized wasn’t posted on Tuesday, since we’re just not that relevant or important around here and no one is watching my every move, except maybe the FEDS with all my anti-vaxxer content I posted throughout COVID, which has mysteriously disappeared as a concept despite nothing changing, and has been replaced with billionaire perverts in a Submarine heading to check out the Titanic, only to suffocate to death with other rich idiots doing rich idiot things like paying 250k a head to head to death….FAKE AND GAY NEWS….

What isn’t fake and gay is TANLINES, I mean sure they can be fake, there’s probably a filter for that, but it’s not gay…unless some of these tanlines are rocking tranny cock….

The point of the post, NATURE’S HIGHLIGHTER letting you know where the CLOTHING was when they were outside, so that your retard brain understands that you are seeing something that people didn’t see when these women were out there on the outside….EXCITING…fuck yes.

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In this screen-tan world of people having their lives sucked out of them via their computer or phone screens, just these barely human people staring at screens and allowing those screens to dictate every aspect of their life, including their vacation spots or outdoor activities, that they spend on their screens, because they are so owned by the screen sucking the life out of them…the tanline, which is nature’s highlighter, is still an exciting thing, even if the chicks with tanlines are painting that shit, in some cases, like the Kardashians, literal shit on themselves with convenient and modern chemicals, rather than just hanging outside and catching a tan like they would have done in a better ear where they didn’t live behind a fucking screen all day….

The sun may be the source of life that they are trying to DIM because they are evil, but that can’t get in the way of your HIGHLIGHTING of the GOOD PARTS…

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Nature’s highlighter or some shit…..

Literally….some shit…..

Because you know that somewhere, probably in prison, or some institution for the mental retards, there’s a girl who isn’t allowed out into the sun, who has seen the Kardashians and only has access to her own bodily fluids to get that glamorous look….

Or it’s not actually shit shit, but chemical shit, because the world is scared of the sun and are convinced it causes cancer, but the chemical shit you smear on yourself to protect yourself from the sun doesn’t…and either does the shit you smear on yourself to give the effect that you’ve been out in the sun…SON…

SO I’ll smear shit on my to protect me from the source of all life, only to SMEAR shit on me to look like I’ve been kissed by the very same source of life…OK?

Maybe we’re all just a bunch of mental retards and LIFE IN GENERAL is the institution…..

MAYBE I don’t care either way, because TANLINES are hot..

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I may not be seen as a fashion icon, but in a world where the Kardashians are fashion icons, I don’t need that bullshit list….but it would probably be lucrative, especially since everyone dresses like a homeless pile of dirtbag dog shit now….I missed my calling…

But I can say with confidence the hottest trend of all time, one that bitches carry with them at all times, is the tanline…

So whether they are smearing chemicals on their body due to fear of the sun thanks to brainwashed mind control, or if they are actually out in the sun being active half naked, the TANLINE brings the boners and here’s some tanlines bringing the boners….because boners are the meaning of life…no homo….without them…no more humans…so it’s just science you queers.

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Here’s some tanlines to remind you that grey skinned, half dead, medicated, lifeless, disgusting, near death, poorly nourished, screen tanned, empty, vaccinated, chronically ill, unhealthy can be made to look better with one of those stripper supported spray tan people….

Getting out in the sun they are trying to dim, that they tell you is going to kill you, in order to sell billions of dollars of products, despite the sun being the lifeline for nature since the dawn of time, literally….is CRAZY…

SO don’t get out there in it….BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOU….according to the demons running the show for profit….

OR do get out there, just be sure to have skimpy clothes on so we can see NATURES or chemical highlighting the good stuff when you strip down for the internet…and by you I don’t mean you…I mean hot chicks, which you aren’t…

I do this for the pussy bro..

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Oh god, did I leave Padma’s thong ass as the top post on the site for like 24 hours because I gave up on the stepLINKS last night in order to watch SURVIVOR and I didn’t really feel compelled to revisit the site until about 4 minutes ago because you bring me nothing but burden, headaches and limit my true talents of being a professional tap dancer in the subway station who can’t tap dance…

You see all this time put into such a dumb thing that hasn’t brought me ANY opportunities, just hate from the people I love, like Lindsay Lohan 15 years ago….

So I punish YOU passive aggressively with PADMA THONG…

Anyway Pandma is not the only turd floating in the Indian Ocean, a lot of women seem to be getting outside, or sprayed down in their pod with chemicals, to give us all the TINELINE porn we need to remember that TANLINES are hot, sometimes trashy, sometimes just fit and healthy, sometimes just fat pasty bitches who went to the waterpark and their skin’s never seen the sun but always HIGHLIGHTING THE GOOD PARTS….NATURE’S HIGHLIGHTER!

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Tanlines are so culturally relevant, it makes me assume that the eroticism or fetish around the tanline has gone on since humans started wearing clothing, so that our retard pre-historic man mind, assuming you believe in the whole theory of evolution they push on you in attempts to kill god, you know that you were once a sea fungus that decided to become a primate instead of a dinosaur or snake….seems likely.

However, if we did evolve from primates and we slowly and half retardedly invented clothing, only to have said clothing removed during a primal gang rape as we’ll assume procreation happened back when we were more animalistic than we are now, that at least one of those caveman came a little harder, a littler further, a little more volume because he could see where the Wooly Mammoth pelts once covered the bitch up.

So, I figure whether girls are out in the sun in bikini, or at the tanning, or getting sprayed in the comfort of their own home with chemicals that are designed to emulate the sun, because they’ve been convinced the sun causes cancer but chemicals don’t….the tannin matters.

I am sure all those sexual offenders in prison for rape who have recently transitioned to women because they want to be impregnating bitches in the female ward instead of getting fucked up the ass even TANLINE, likely from smearing feces on themselves since there is no sun in prison, or self tanner, but that’s just how deep the tanline goes and this is MY weekly TRIBUTE….

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Summer may be coming and the chemtrails may be blocking out the sun, but the good news is that where there is a will there is a way…

When it comes to being hot, slutty, desirable, highlighting the WHERE TO LICK spots with TANLINES….there’s always a way..

It’s competitive world out there for girls getting nude on the internet, it’s a matter of constantly leveling up….

So here are some girls, bringing summer vibes even when you don’t even need summer to have these vibes, thanks to the power of a tanline fetish creating beauty products to emulate a tan line…..it’s probably a billion dollar industry…you naughty naughty girls…

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I still find it amazing that the powers that be have been able to create a society of people who are genuinely scared of the sun….

IT’s like what kind of middle earth aliens are pushing this agenda that the sun will kill you on a level where people hop on board and just accept it as truth…

There’s no “but isn’t the sun the reason anything grows?”…..or “but my dog or cat love to lay out in the sun instinctively, they must be DUMB animals who don’t believe in applying a thick overpriced chemical based cream on their little dog and cat bodies to block out all the BAD nature brings, while ABSORBING all the GOOD industrial chemicals bring..

It’s pretty dumb, but AT LEAST we still have TANLINES!

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