I like to think that tanlines smell like that coconut scented banana boat tan oil of my youth, but the truth is that in this era of perverts, some of these tanlines could very well be from smearing the feces deep into a bitch’s pores, only to upload it as a tanline to get off to your fecal fetish knowing you’re duping idiots like us into thinking it’s tanlines. I blame the mind controlling tapeworm parasites transmitted via shit for turning everyone into a shit and asshole lover….

I guess, it could also be from a jar of chemicals bought in the store, because bitches are too lazy to even get into a bikini and lay outside in the sun being lazy, that’s where we are at as a people….to lazy to get a fucking suntan….or too scared…because they believe the sun, the source of all life causes cancer…so better get the artificial and more convenient version….on some artificial sweetener we all know causes cancer to replace sugar that doesn’t necessarily cause cancer while making a bunch of chemists fucking rich….instead of letting NATURE do it’s damn job….you FOOLS.

Point of the story, tanlines, fake, shit, or not…BONERS.

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