Tanlines are so culturally relevant, it makes me assume that the eroticism or fetish around the tanline has gone on since humans started wearing clothing, so that our retard pre-historic man mind, assuming you believe in the whole theory of evolution they push on you in attempts to kill god, you know that you were once a sea fungus that decided to become a primate instead of a dinosaur or snake….seems likely.

However, if we did evolve from primates and we slowly and half retardedly invented clothing, only to have said clothing removed during a primal gang rape as we’ll assume procreation happened back when we were more animalistic than we are now, that at least one of those caveman came a little harder, a littler further, a little more volume because he could see where the Wooly Mammoth pelts once covered the bitch up.

So, I figure whether girls are out in the sun in bikini, or at the tanning, or getting sprayed in the comfort of their own home with chemicals that are designed to emulate the sun, because they’ve been convinced the sun causes cancer but chemicals don’t….the tannin matters.

I am sure all those sexual offenders in prison for rape who have recently transitioned to women because they want to be impregnating bitches in the female ward instead of getting fucked up the ass even TANLINE, likely from smearing feces on themselves since there is no sun in prison, or self tanner, but that’s just how deep the tanline goes and this is MY weekly TRIBUTE….

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