I don’t know if this is actually a 40 year Avril Lavigne, or the replacement who she is rumored to have been replaced by back in the early days of Avril Lavigne, something that may just be some racist and misogynistic conspiracies of the internet, where Pepe and 4Chan plot JFK’s return as the anti-christ or Messiah, it’s all very confusing stuff.

For those who don’t know, Avril was apparently replaced with another actor because she died in a car accident after her first hit and they know as an even enterprise that runs the media, they can swap out people with other people and no one will be the wiser, they’ll think, oh she doesn’t quite look the same, isn’t it weird that her eye colors are different or that her nose is a totally different shape, must be the aging process, or the stress of the road, or maybe the angle of the shot.

So believe what you want to believe, but I believe this new WHALE TAIL marketing hook she’s discovered, since she posted a similar one last week, is pretty fucking weird. In part because she’s 40, but maybe she remembers the late 90s when she was too cool of a Tom Boy skater boy to respect the BIMBOS in their tight pants doing the WHALE TAIL, while secretly wanting to be one, now’s her chance. Or maybe she’ll just do anything for attention on this recent album and tour after learning how to social media market from Bella Thorne’s handler, that MODSUN guy, who she was dating.

The point of the story, Avril Lavigne’s in a G-String, that’s the official narrative, because she’s more than just a mall brand skater girl with shitty pop music they tried to pretend was punk, while making millions….she’s also a low level thirsty slut into flashing panties on the internet for likes and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Maybe next time she’ll post her pulling the panties up inside her until reaching orgasm, the way we like our panty fetish. Baby steps. Walk before running. Dabblin’ or dipping a toe in…..it’s a start.

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