I didn’t know they made legs this short in the cloning lab they created the Avril Lavingne replacement in, but apparently they do.

I don’t know if people get excited by Avril Lavigne in her 40s, since I don’t know anyone who got excited about Avril Lavigne in her 20s when she dropped that Skater Boy culture vulture bullshit they presented as skater pop-punk, that was really just shit.

I think her weird fucking legs in her post-Nickelback sex years back in concert, back on stage, cashing in despite being so short is fascinating but only because the legs are so short…how is there even a knee or dexterity in there, this whole leg is about as long as a calf but with a knee in it…WILD.

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I don’t know if this is actually a 40 year Avril Lavigne, or the replacement who she is rumored to have been replaced by back in the early days of Avril Lavigne, something that may just be some racist and misogynistic conspiracies of the internet, where Pepe and 4Chan plot JFK’s return as the anti-christ or Messiah, it’s all very confusing stuff.

For those who don’t know, Avril was apparently replaced with another actor because she died in a car accident after her first hit and they know as an even enterprise that runs the media, they can swap out people with other people and no one will be the wiser, they’ll think, oh she doesn’t quite look the same, isn’t it weird that her eye colors are different or that her nose is a totally different shape, must be the aging process, or the stress of the road, or maybe the angle of the shot.

So believe what you want to believe, but I believe this new WHALE TAIL marketing hook she’s discovered, since she posted a similar one last week, is pretty fucking weird. In part because she’s 40, but maybe she remembers the late 90s when she was too cool of a Tom Boy skater boy to respect the BIMBOS in their tight pants doing the WHALE TAIL, while secretly wanting to be one, now’s her chance. Or maybe she’ll just do anything for attention on this recent album and tour after learning how to social media market from Bella Thorne’s handler, that MODSUN guy, who she was dating.

The point of the story, Avril Lavigne’s in a G-String, that’s the official narrative, because she’s more than just a mall brand skater girl with shitty pop music they tried to pretend was punk, while making millions….she’s also a low level thirsty slut into flashing panties on the internet for likes and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Maybe next time she’ll post her pulling the panties up inside her until reaching orgasm, the way we like our panty fetish. Baby steps. Walk before running. Dabblin’ or dipping a toe in…..it’s a start.

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Watching Avril Lavigne showing off her WHALE TAIL g-string underwear like some kind of stripper, or trashy party girl in the 90s, because Whale Tails are back in trend now, would be a lot hotter if she wasn’t wearing the g-string underwear for functional reasons, like catching her last eggs as they fall out of her and she officially dries up…because she’s menopausal as fuck, old as fuck and these panties aren’t age appropriate….but when a girl needs to save her pants from her menopause mess, they’ll have to do.

Seeing her old ass face showing off her panties like it’s some kind of joke, when really it’s sad….is confusing…but I’ll take it…

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Short Legged Midget and Canadian icon April Lavingne, who has been rumored to have been replaced after her first hit with the current version of her, which is a conspiracy I’m into, is back in the MIX….after years of being off the radar, in hiding, married to Nickelback….and she’s doing a re-launch with a weird staged NIP SLIP…

Well, after being re-introduced to the scene this past year or two with Bella Thorne’s ex-boyfriend and handler, she’s back to the money making scheme that is her pretending to be 20 despite being 40, while dressed like a mall Goth girlfriend, in her 40s…which I guess makes her the creepy mom who doesn’t know she’s 40…and she’s doing her re-launch with a weird staged NIP SLIP.

I like the strategy, slowly re-appear, then pull the tit out when officially ready to be seen. We all like tit slips, even Canadian tit slips on mall brand pop punk that bastardized what was originall a cool scene…..

She is with some girl on Tour with her named PHLEGM, I’ve never heard of her, but I assume to get on her tour, she had to sell her soul, or eat babies with Avril’s handler the guy from Nickelback…..they are singing some Spice Girls, just April and PHLEGM on tour singing other people’s songs…..BUT LUCKILY…she pulled her tit out for her RELAUNCH..

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Avril Lavigne was apparently dumped by her handler, who was Bella Thorne’s handler before he was Avril’s handler, because for some reason, demonic ratty troll looking clowns from a horror movie are what they use to manage these celebrity chicks….

The perpetual TEENAGE MALL SHOPPER FROM THE SUBURBS who hasn’t really evolved her look is finally trying to make some noise, probably to upset or get attention from her now ex circus sideshow carni freak….because girls are fucking basic.

Especially when they are egos, surrounded by yes men, who are famous and think they are important….HOW WILL YOU DUMP ME….I AM 48 year old MENOPAUSAL, EGGLESS AVRIL…..

So they produce fuck content for attention, in fuck me boots and pantless, like WHO IS THIS creature and wear are the oversized SKATER pants….definitely weird, I wonder if she’s launching an Onlyfans…or she’s rich enough to whore out on instagram like a normie.

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I like the theme that celebrities that we know are not actually humans but rather clones that they swap out when the clones develop consciousness or start acting out of line….

With Avril Lavigne, the conspiracy is that the original Avril was replaced with someone named Melissa, because the original Avril died….

If you think about how dumb people are, then it’s pretty fucking obvious that the power of suggestion would work….I mean if you’re not thinking that they killed off the original and swapped her out for someone who is more obedient, then you’d just assume the new Avril was the Old Avril, since you aren’d doing aggressive comparisons…and you don’t give a fuck to bother doing comparisons…so you just accept Melissa the hired actor as Avril and go on with your life…while they go on EARNING money off them.

Now, I don’t know if Avril is just an organically viral starlet from a pre internet era, or a product of puppet mastery with handlers, but the fact she married Nickelback and is now with Bella Thorne’s handler Modsun, who came out of nowhere but has his fists in all these bitches, makes me think she is.

You see I’ve been to the town Avril is from and there’s no way anyone is getting famous out of there….maybe at the local diner or gas station but beyond that….doubtful.

So another puppet, now in her 40s, in this shoot wearing fisthnets, shorts, fuck me boots, with her tits out and the whole thing is pretty weird….a little complicated skater boy….isn’t it.

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I don’t know if this is actually Avril Lavigne’s Halloween Themed pedicure for her instagram story, because I don’t like social media, and I don’t follow anyone on social media, or even log into my social media, I just sort of see what surfaces and you can’t put it past a foot fetishist, one of the weirder fetishes, but at the same time one the more committed fetishes, that is really the gateway to the whole only fans thing….

I would fuck a bitches foot when staring at her cunt like any dude would, I don’t find feet any grosser than a gaping asshole, but I just don’t understand the level of love some dudes have for feet….where does that even come from and why…..

I remember I was at some sex convention YEARS ago for the jokes and I was talking to some porn chick as I do, you know because I’m cool internet guy, and some dude walked up, dropped 250 dollars and asked to film her feet….to which she obviously agreed to, because 250 dollars back then was the equivalent for 25,000 dollars and she was a porn chick, she was into doing things for money….and I thought….damn foot fetish dudes are weird, she would have fucked him for less.

ANYWAY….the reason the foot fetishists are the reason OnlyFans exist is because they’ve slipped into the DM of every girl with a following for the last decade offering money for feet. It was the gateway to selling spread ass shots.

So we owe a lot to the Foot Fetishists in progressing the whoredom movement, and for that reason alone, I’ll post a boring Canadian 40 year old who acts like she’s 15, because it’s her schtick, even her pedicure, the Orange and Black cuz she’s so GOTH, is fucking lame to me, but to a foot fetishist, this may be gold…..

To a non foot fetishist, this won’t be jerked off to unless there’s a follow up video of her kicking herself in the cunt.

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You are a skater boy, why you gotta make things so complicated, here’s a now 40 year old Avril Lavigne, or an imposter pretending to be Avril Lavigne now that the original Avril Lavigne has been killed off, doing her best mid-life crisis to try to be relevant and hot, even casting Bella Thorne’s handler Modsun who helped Bella Thorne’s social media launch, now doing the same for Canada’s grandma of pop punk…that never sounded like pop punk to me….but that they marketed as pop punk because the emo girl dressed like she shopped at Hot Topic and pretty much still does…you know mall brand skater boy from the suburbs…

Anyway, this is a video she put out there, that’s basically just a titty bounce in a titty top, no real context, no real storyline, just shamless “I have titty now so let me shake them up ad down for the fans”….because even the once “A List” are gutter bottom feeding whores, but we always knew that….I know…it’s not so complicated…

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Today in AVRIL LAVINGE news, her concert in Montreal Canada has been cancelled because someone on her team, possibly her, maybe her boyfriend/fiance/Bella Thorne’s handler, TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE PLAGUE THAT IS COVID 19…..despite likely being vaccinated, I wonder how that works….take a vaccine for a virus, then get the virus, sometimes more than once, because that’s the whole point of the vaccine, even if it is the opposite of what we think vaccines are, but what do we know, TRUST THE SCIENCE….THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING.

I didn’t have my VIP backstage passes, because I didn’t even know Avril was even coming back home to make some money from her remaining fans, but if I did, I would still not have my VIP backstage passes, even if they were gifted to me, you know for being the most important internet personality from these parts, I still wouldn’t be going because who fucking cares about Avril Lavigne.

I am just surprised it’s COVID and not AIDS, after looking at that grimy boyfriend of hers, who I assumed gave Bella Thorne AIDS before he ended up being Avril’s “Skater Boy”…but I guess they wouldn’t cancel a concert over AIDS, since it’s no longer a death sentence, you can’t WORK if you don’t have a COVID vaccine for a virus that barely kills, but you can have your AIDS period all over the office toilet seat if you have AIDS….and your period…..it’s all so confusing…

Since AVRIL is flashing her panty or wearing panty as pants in some silly outfit that’s probably from her concert tour..the aids pussy or the possible aids pussy’s under wraps and you’ll probably still molest yourself thinking about all the things it could do to you….aids or not.

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