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2018

12

Mar

Avril Lavigne in a Bikini of the Day

Avril Lavigne showing her ass in a gold bikini on vacation

Avril Lavingne is in a bikini…

So I guess, dreams do come true if you’re a sick fuck who wants to see Avril Lavigne in a bikini….

If you think Avril Lavigne in a bikini is a dream…which I know some of you do…thanks to Avril Lavigne being sexualized as the skater girl at the mall and people, mainly white dudes, being very committed to their childhood celebrity fetishes…you’re about as pathetic as I assumed you were….

Apparently, her butt crack is out, because she’s white trash…she can try to blame it on the Lyme Disease. I blame it on her having always been disgusting…with terrible style…playing a 15 year old for 40 fucking years…weird…but not as weird as your weirdos who find this hot.

Avril Lavigne tits in a tight yellow bikini on the beach

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2018

08

Mar

Avril Lavigne Still Alive of the Day

avril lavigne black dress

Avril Lavigne is still alive….unfortunately…

I guess that LYME Disease she whines about being a traumatic experience for her because they couldn’t figure out what she was sick with and when you’re a coddled celebrity who doesn’t understand what pain is because they usually make their assistants and handlers deal with it for them….it’s a big deal…DID NOT WIN…or TAKE HER OUT…

But she looks like a middle aged skater girl now, and that alone isn’t very hot…not that she’s dressed like she just shoplifted at Hot Topic on a school trip to the USA from her Canadian town of Nepean….but even to the most perverted of Avril Lavigne fans have to come to terms with her becoming this…middled aged and mom bodied thanks to possibly having babies with Nickelback but I’m too lazy to google if she had a kid with him….she looks like she did…

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2017

30

Oct

Avril Lavigne More Halloween Erotica of the Day

Avril Lavigne More Halloween Erotica

Avril Lavigne doesn’t matter, even to a Canadian like me, who was exposed to so much of her music, because Canada is oppressive and control the media, and legally make the radio / TV play 30 percent Canadian so that we don’t lose our culture and become American, like Avril Lavigne…which is hilarious when you think of Avril Lavigne being seen as a way to save Canadian culture, she was some bootleg pop punk pop shit that moved to LA the second it made a dollar…but to the governement…she’s Canadian content because she was born here…when nothing looks more OHIO mall parking lot in her DC shoes that this…

Well, she’s dressed as a chubby, middle aged, pop star from Canada, who has been divorced twice, has survived LYME DISEASE and is totally uninteresting, in spandex..

I don’t get it, but dudes in their 40s find her hot…or the memory of her hot, so here it is.

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2017

27

Oct

Avril Lavigne Does Halloween of the DAY

Avril Lavigne Does Halloween

I think she’s dressed as a late 90s fake mall rat punk with terrible style – who has been married twice to terrible Canadian acts because she’s Canadian and they get each other – now in her 40s..but still listens to Blink 182…when not dying of Lyme Disease.

I do not know what a WWE costume on Avril Lavigne will do to most of you loser perverts – but I bet terrible things….

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2017

12

Oct

Avril Lavigne Upskirt of the Day

Avril Lavigne Upskirt Panty Shot

Here’s a Canadian Content moment from a Canadian based website and degenerate in his near 50s who remembers when Avril Lavigne was the Skater Girl looking for her Skater Boy in what was never hot, or even cute to me, because I don’t like girls who dress like boys who are girls…not even in this gender confused era of too many hormones in the food turned society into one gender….transgender…I found it creepy…but I know dudes who liked down girls who didn’t dress like strippers, in jeans and oversized t-shirts and sneakers not thigh high stripper boots, wearing men’s underwear or boxers not crotchless panties and it confused me…but she was seen as hot, a celebrity, made a ton of money and now she’s flashing her middle aged panties, no longer in Canada…still famous…not dead from Lyme Disease or the Shame of marrying Nickelback…and it’s not that exciting..who cares about Avril Lavigne..but it happened and it’s here..and now..

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2017

08

Aug

Avril Lavigne See Through Outfit of the Day

So I was eating a burger and some SUM 41 came on, and I thought as a Canadian, who should know about Canadian things, did Avril Lavigne also die…him from his liver disease, her from her LIME Disease…from eating too many LIMES…but apparently she just got fat or pregnant…from Nickelback or clearly she took her Nickelback and bought some motherfucking CANDY….or BACON…cuz of CANADA…who cares….

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2015

23

Oct

Avril Lavigne Pumpkin Patch Tit Flash of the Day

AVRIL_PUMPKIN_TIT

It’s Halloween and the fame whores are ALREADY MILKING IT ….because it is the time of year that they can get coverage for being basic fucking fame whores, with an excuse to dress slutty, even with Halloween a week away…

EXAMPLE:

Now the Pumpkin patch in LA is the key place for people to be seen by the paparazzi, so if they are there, it’s to be seen….you see they have assistants who can do this for them…and I highly doubt they really care that much about choosing the perfect pumpkin…not to mention…there are pumpkins in every fucking store…so this is an intentional look at her “Lyme Disease”…Canadian…and Tainted by Nickelback tit…overrated teen angst in her 40s tit…because people still love Avril Lavigne and her tits…something I’ll never quite grasp…but can handle looking at her tit..because tits…

Sure it’s uneventful, sure it could be an accident, sure it could be she’s not fame whoring or trying to get noticed because she doesn’t miss the days of being relevant and making huge money…sure it may not be a reminder…but I will say with confidence…that this is the best thing she’s ever done..in the history of her life…which isn’t saying much, since her music sucks, but you know what I mean…

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