I like the theme that celebrities that we know are not actually humans but rather clones that they swap out when the clones develop consciousness or start acting out of line….

With Avril Lavigne, the conspiracy is that the original Avril was replaced with someone named Melissa, because the original Avril died….

If you think about how dumb people are, then it’s pretty fucking obvious that the power of suggestion would work….I mean if you’re not thinking that they killed off the original and swapped her out for someone who is more obedient, then you’d just assume the new Avril was the Old Avril, since you aren’d doing aggressive comparisons…and you don’t give a fuck to bother doing comparisons…so you just accept Melissa the hired actor as Avril and go on with your life…while they go on EARNING money off them.

Now, I don’t know if Avril is just an organically viral starlet from a pre internet era, or a product of puppet mastery with handlers, but the fact she married Nickelback and is now with Bella Thorne’s handler Modsun, who came out of nowhere but has his fists in all these bitches, makes me think she is.

You see I’ve been to the town Avril is from and there’s no way anyone is getting famous out of there….maybe at the local diner or gas station but beyond that….doubtful.

So another puppet, now in her 40s, in this shoot wearing fisthnets, shorts, fuck me boots, with her tits out and the whole thing is pretty weird….a little complicated skater boy….isn’t it.

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