I don’t know if this is actually Avril Lavigne’s Halloween Themed pedicure for her instagram story, because I don’t like social media, and I don’t follow anyone on social media, or even log into my social media, I just sort of see what surfaces and you can’t put it past a foot fetishist, one of the weirder fetishes, but at the same time one the more committed fetishes, that is really the gateway to the whole only fans thing….

I would fuck a bitches foot when staring at her cunt like any dude would, I don’t find feet any grosser than a gaping asshole, but I just don’t understand the level of love some dudes have for feet….where does that even come from and why…..

I remember I was at some sex convention YEARS ago for the jokes and I was talking to some porn chick as I do, you know because I’m cool internet guy, and some dude walked up, dropped 250 dollars and asked to film her feet….to which she obviously agreed to, because 250 dollars back then was the equivalent for 25,000 dollars and she was a porn chick, she was into doing things for money….and I thought….damn foot fetish dudes are weird, she would have fucked him for less.

ANYWAY….the reason the foot fetishists are the reason OnlyFans exist is because they’ve slipped into the DM of every girl with a following for the last decade offering money for feet. It was the gateway to selling spread ass shots.

So we owe a lot to the Foot Fetishists in progressing the whoredom movement, and for that reason alone, I’ll post a boring Canadian 40 year old who acts like she’s 15, because it’s her schtick, even her pedicure, the Orange and Black cuz she’s so GOTH, is fucking lame to me, but to a foot fetishist, this may be gold…..

To a non foot fetishist, this won’t be jerked off to unless there’s a follow up video of her kicking herself in the cunt.

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