2017
08
Aug
So I was eating a burger and some SUM 41 came on, and I thought as a Canadian, who should know about Canadian things, did Avril Lavigne also die…him from his liver disease, her from her LIME Disease…from eating too many LIMES…but apparently she just got fat or pregnant…from Nickelback or clearly she took her Nickelback and bought some motherfucking CANDY….or BACON…cuz of CANADA…who cares….
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2015
23
Oct
It’s Halloween and the fame whores are ALREADY MILKING IT ….because it is the time of year that they can get coverage for being basic fucking fame whores, with an excuse to dress slutty, even with Halloween a week away…
EXAMPLE:
Now the Pumpkin patch in LA is the key place for people to be seen by the paparazzi, so if they are there, it’s to be seen….you see they have assistants who can do this for them…and I highly doubt they really care that much about choosing the perfect pumpkin…not to mention…there are pumpkins in every fucking store…so this is an intentional look at her “Lyme Disease”…Canadian…and Tainted by Nickelback tit…overrated teen angst in her 40s tit…because people still love Avril Lavigne and her tits…something I’ll never quite grasp…but can handle looking at her tit..because tits…
Sure it’s uneventful, sure it could be an accident, sure it could be she’s not fame whoring or trying to get noticed because she doesn’t miss the days of being relevant and making huge money…sure it may not be a reminder…but I will say with confidence…that this is the best thing she’s ever done..in the history of her life…which isn’t saying much, since her music sucks, but you know what I mean…
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2015
31
Jul
Do you ever wish that Lyme Disease was AIDS, or something more terminal and sexually transmitted…and I’m not talking airport talk…I’m talking Avril Lavigne being the fucking worst, embarrassing, 30 year old who thinks she’s a 14 year old mall rat skater from the 90s…who is married to what you’d assume is the single worst thing created in Canada….Nickelback…and although Avril is a girl, and cute enough that I don’t really wish anything too aggressive or violet upon, but her vagina, the one Nickelback pollutes, is a good murder weapon and if she was a martyr, and brought him down for the count, the world would be a better place and she would finally be the source of good…not evil…music…right…
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2015
29
Jun
I think the funniest thing in this interview, is that Jesse Palmer, who is a Montrealer, who was on the Bachelor, and who has been rumored to burn through as many local girl as possible, you know small cities only have one or two people who have been on TV that aren’t hockey players…
I guess he’s on Good Morning America…but more importantly, he’s making Avril Lavigne cry about her Lyme Disease, because of her tick ridden tween angst at Hot Topic pussy…
I forgot she was married to Nickelback…
HEre are pics of her
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2014
19
May
Avril Lavigne thanked South America for being her fans by posting this bikini picture to instagram…because what better way to control your bikini pics than to post it yourself, since The PAPARAZZI VERSIONS are such shit…
What better way to say thank you than through half nakedness, I mean isn’t that how all careers are built….
I guess North America doesn’t really give a fuck about her, and South America loves everything that was once big in North America, they don’t give up and pay for tickets, which is where these idiots make money, giving these shitty artists longevity, even when they aren’t real artist, but more clowns milking something they had at 15, well into their 30s….
And what it comes down to is….Nickelback comes inside this and that disturbs me…
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2014
12
May
I don’t take Avril Lavigne seriously, she’s just a novelty act…but she is going to have a hard time pretending to be a 15 year old girl now that she’s starting to look 40.
I mean it’s already at the point of pathetic, girl didn’t figure out how to rebrand herself from when she was 15, so she’s just sticking to the formula and hoping for the best, and luckily it’s still popular in the international markets, but a hard face and dumpy body, will probably force her into getting pregnant and doing the mom thing, because this mall punk from the 90s is so strange to witness…even when married for the second time and in a bikini on the beach…
But being Canadian, I feel like I have to endorse what could be our national icon, like the igloo or the beaver…it is my duty to endorse all things that have humilated our nation in pop culture….
Like Tom Green on Tinder…in Ottawa…Visiting Mom for Mother’s Day…
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2014
22
Apr
I guess when you’re childhood is robbed of you and more importantly you’re from small town Canada, or more importantly when you spend all your free time with some old as fuck Nickelback motherfucker who based on his music, clearly has no idea what the fuck is up, but I guess knows what sells to the lowest common denominator retard in a trailer park….it’s very easy to also not have a fucking clue as to what is cool, and what is played out shit, and what is relevant….
This is up on some Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, straight from the mall quality garbage, that probably gets 10 year old girls, 40 year old pedo perverts, and asians excited, but that to North American normal people, it’s just some racist, pile of low grade shit…
This is some racist shit that should be some Japanese public transit, squid porn.
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2013
03
Oct
Avril Lavigne is impregnated with the spawn of Satan/Nickelback, who is actually too pussy to actually be Satan, but rather a horrible joke Satan played on the world in the form of the worst possible music that I guess someone out there likes, for some fucking strange reason, because otherwise they wouldn’t be huge successes…not that there is a satan, but there is no way that Nickelback wasn’t created in a every evil place with evil intentions…or maybe it was a joke…because the thought of a dude rocking’ out to any of their songs is actually pretty hilarious to me…but none of that matters, because like Jews, Canadians like to keep their seen in their own, at least when you’re a 40 year old sexual predator who has targeted a bitch since she was 14 to one day father your kids, devoting years of brainwashing work like that Castro dude…reminding us all that persistence is key..break a bitch down…be there through her divorce…hold her hand until she says “all other dudes are assholes, I’m gonna go with the one who just makes asshole music for assholes”….
Who cares, she did some Magazine, it isn’t hot…and now she’s ruined, despite still dressing like a suburban mall teen mom…running into hot topic…
All this to say, I just all girls by the penis they put inside them…
Posted in:Avril Lavigne
2013
19
Sep
I would ask what the fuck is going on with this attention seeking Avril Lavigne, but realize in writing that, that I don’t care what is going on with Avril Lavigne, and I am going to assume that 90 percent of you will agree with me and don’t care either…
She’s out there crying for attention because her novelty, talentless, one trick pony act isn’t appealing to people anymore, especially not now that she’s in her 30s, married to some fucking annoying dude who has nothing cool about him, not that her suburban mall marriage from her 20s was all that cool, but at least it wasn’t Nickelback bro…
So she’s put herself in a studded bra, and army coveralls, and she’s pulling out her studded bra like some kind of hoodlum so the paparazzi notice, when really we all know what she’s up to…
This is her too popular to release a sex tape, but still edgy and full of angst, punk from the suburbs millionaire who got lucky, but willing to show people how much I don’t give a fuck, when clearly, based on all her decisions of the past, she does…
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