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2014

12

May

Avril Lavigne in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t take Avril Lavigne seriously, she’s just a novelty act…but she is going to have a hard time pretending to be a 15 year old girl now that she’s starting to look 40.

I mean it’s already at the point of pathetic, girl didn’t figure out how to rebrand herself from when she was 15, so she’s just sticking to the formula and hoping for the best, and luckily it’s still popular in the international markets, but a hard face and dumpy body, will probably force her into getting pregnant and doing the mom thing, because this mall punk from the 90s is so strange to witness…even when married for the second time and in a bikini on the beach…

But being Canadian, I feel like I have to endorse what could be our national icon, like the igloo or the beaver…it is my duty to endorse all things that have humilated our nation in pop culture….

Like Tom Green on Tinder…in Ottawa…Visiting Mom for Mother’s Day…

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