Avril Lavigne Nip Slip of the Day

2023

Apr

Short Legged Midget and Canadian icon April Lavingne, who has been rumored to have been replaced after her first hit with the current version of her, which is a conspiracy I’m into, is back in the MIX….after years of being off the radar, in hiding, married to Nickelback….and she’s doing a re-launch with a weird staged NIP SLIP…

Well, after being re-introduced to the scene this past year or two with Bella Thorne’s ex-boyfriend and handler, she’s back to the money making scheme that is her pretending to be 20 despite being 40, while dressed like a mall Goth girlfriend, in her 40s…which I guess makes her the creepy mom who doesn’t know she’s 40…and she’s doing her re-launch with a weird staged NIP SLIP.

I like the strategy, slowly re-appear, then pull the tit out when officially ready to be seen. We all like tit slips, even Canadian tit slips on mall brand pop punk that bastardized what was originall a cool scene…..

She is with some girl on Tour with her named PHLEGM, I’ve never heard of her, but I assume to get on her tour, she had to sell her soul, or eat babies with Avril’s handler the guy from Nickelback…..they are singing some Spice Girls, just April and PHLEGM on tour singing other people’s songs…..BUT LUCKILY…she pulled her tit out for her RELAUNCH..