There’s a great conspiracy that Avril Lavigne died in 2003, right after her hit album was released, but they wanted to keep the good times rolling, and people are so fucking brainwashed and hypnotized by the media, that they wouldn’t even notice she was replaced! It’s something I am sure they laugh at amongst themselves.

I mean, I’ve seen dudes fall for ugly chicks and think they are hot thanks to the power of suggestion – neuroscience!

I don’t know if this is original Canadian hick turned shitty pop music they tried to brand as pop punk because she sang about a skater boy and dressed like a mall rat of the era, but I’ll assume she fucked Nickelback, who are shockingly NOT a one hit wonder, which makes no sense, they had legit fans and it wasn’t a fluke!

I know that whatever 40 year old this is, she’s got some titty that she’s showing off, probably thanks to her handler, the same handler that got Bella Throne from Disney to viral trending influencer!

All it takes is some cleavage!

Posted in:AVN 2012|Avril Lavigne