Avril Lavigne isn’t interesting…even as a 40 year old who is still stunted and pretending to be a 15 year old in the 90s…because the world is imploding and things are starting to collide with themselves…she’s able to rock the nostalgia and run with it…even if it’s creepy..

I live in Canada, so I’ve been exposed to SO much Avril Lavigne over the years. I used to work at a Pharmacy that played the Top 40 radio around the time she was a big deal, and thanks to CANADA CONTENT LAWS, which are designed to keep Canada a distinct nation, rather than one eaten up by AMERICA…even though all the Canadians who make it end up in America, or need America to make it…forces radio stations to play Canadian music…so here I am knowing all of Avril’s shitty lyrics and not by choice…

THAT MEANS SHE RAPED ME….#metoo….but not in the way the Avril Fans want to be raped by her…but since I am not an Avril fan, I’ll never know what that even means or feels like….imagine…sitting in bed dreaming of Avril Lavigne raping you…you know there’s at last one person out there who can ONLY cum to Avril Lavigne…and that’s sad..

Point of the story, she is dating Bella Throne’s handler that helped Bella Thorne breakout of the Disney persona to become the slutty, indoctrinating, sex worker she’s become…and I guess he works for people at the TOP…because he came out of no where and now he’s onto Avril….so of course her shoots are red and black…demonic…like the music industry….pretty weird.

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Avril Lavigne is fucking Bella Thorne’s ex husband, weirdo Modsun, who I just assumed was hired by the handlers to supervise and feed pills to their talent, you know to keep them in check, but maybe he’s more into making people relevant again, because 40 year old Avril Lavigne’s been pretty under the radar for the last 10 years…and all of a sudden, she’s working on getting internet attention with her bikini top on….and I guess it’s working because she’s got way bigger and rounder tits than I expected, but I guess the older a bitch gets the bigger the tits get, hence the reason I worked in an Old Folks home motherfuckers, GRANNY TITS.

The funny thing is that Avril Lavigne, despite the skateboards and the dude in the hipster tattoos, she’s a 40 year old pretending to be young, which has been the basis of her career, you know playing the pop punk skater girl who made music that was not pop punk in any way….but the entire time she looked like a 15 year old mall dweller who cut herself…instead of going more “mature”….she rode it out…

So this is really a “hello fellow teens” moment, maybe a midlife crisis or some shit, who knows, but the tits are out….because She is a Skater Boy, See You Later Boy…

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In the event you missed Avril Lavigne showing tit trying to be young and edgy thanks to her dating Bella Thorne’s marketing team or previous marketing team, a dude named Modsun, who stick his dick up inside this mall brand clown….

I figure I’ll repost it….because it’s Canadian Content titties that people may be excited about seeing, even though they’re about 15 years too late…not that I ever thought Lavingne was anything but a culture vulture twat mooching off a trend, meaning, I never thought she was hot, stylish, interesting, compelling, and her music sucked…whether the masses bought into it or not…cuz the masses are idiots with no taste who prove time and time again how dumb they fucking are…

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CANADIAN CONTENT LAWS mean I need to cover at least some Canadian Content, otherwise I am turning my back on the nation, by allowing the American morals and values to seep into our lives, because they are so overbearing and basically control the media, but as long as you use 20% Canadian content, Canadians get to maintain their own voice or some shit….it’s a real law….that makes no sense especially when any Canadian you’d write about has fucked off from Canada to live a better life amongst the rich in America…like Avirl Lavigne…

Now, I’ve never been a fan of Avril Lavigne, I was into skateboarding and shit like that in the early 90s, so when she came along with her SKATERBOY song, I know Skateboarding was fucking dead….and being raped in the back room, or on the radio by the mainstream mall dwellers…I blame TONY HAWK and his videogame…that money grubber…everything cool must die…but apparently everything uncool like Avril Lavigne lasts for fucking ever…because she’s still here at 40…dressed like a 15 year old from 20 years ago…which I guess you’d expect.

She’s doing slutty selfies, I guess to reestablish herself in the world as the creep who is too old and too rich to be partaking in these youthful things…

But she is fucking or in love with Bella Thorne’s handler Modsun, who came out of nowhere and is about as cheesy as you’d expect someone fucking Lavigne to be…and I guess he’s instructing her on how the young kids brainwash and manipulate the media…through porny selfies….

The world makes no sense…but here’s Avril being weird.

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I am pretty fucking sure that I didn’t find Avril Lavigne hot when she was coming up, because she wasn’t hot….at all….

I am from Canada so I remember her big break and had to deal with her videos on repeat during an era when we didn’t have high speed internet and instead had to jerk off to music videos….her music videos was not one that was jerked off to.

There’s something about a girl, dressed like a boy, who shops at cheesy mall stores to get that skater punk look, who makes music that is just terrible….not skater punk at all…but this weirdo pop music I never understood.

I was also into skateboarding before Tony Hawk Pro skater and skater punk before Blink 182….so when she popped up it was a slaughter of a subculture…at least at the time because there was such thing as a subculture and the mainstream’s take on it was always bullshit…

She proved how lame she was when marrying Nickelback, I mean…clearly the bitch is mental…no one likes Nickelback, not even Nickelback, you know Chad goes to bed each night on his pile of money wondering how the fuck he made it….

Now she’s dating Bella Thorne’s ex – the slimy looking dude called MODSUN that is either some LA rich kid or just. some mooch who played weirdo to get into the lives of the mainstream and confused looking to be surrounded by weirdos…

I guess he’s opening new doors for her as she nears 40 years old…by gifting her vibrators…assuming she doesn’t have vibrators…cuz she’s acting like a 15 year old who found her mom’s vibrator…but in an era of everyone fucking themselves I doubt it’s her first….it’s just her trying to find new life and a new subculture of perverts on the internet to have another go at this celebrity thing…

So yeah…not so hot Avril in a midlife crisis reminding you all that she’s into cumming like everyone fucking else in the world….

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Now Avril’s tits aren’t really pulled out, but she was never known for her tits and I feel like I see tit, so that’s good enough for you…not to mention, I didn’t find Avril hot when she was the Top Boy skater girl in crop top t-shirts, looking like some Middle American mall parking lot, where she would hang out with the Good Charlotte Brothers and other lame ass faggots doing their pop version of skater punk….

BUT Avril is probably 40 years old by now, making some comeback posting insane filtered, photoshopped, grainy ass pics like she’s not rich as shit with a better phone camera…I mean she’s so early 2000s, but I am sure her phone isn’t…

I know there are Avril Lavingne fans out there…and you’ll all be happy to see her trying to be sexy…while I am just happy to see she’s finally come into her true form or final form…as Celine Dion….

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Nothing like watching a 40 year old popstar and her nmidget legs pretend to be the 18 year old popstar she was 22 years ago…because there’s been no evolution to her brand…she’s still straight out of a 1990s middle american mall where the kids are getting into skateboarding and punk rock because of the Tony Hawk Pro Skater game….it happened…I saw it…

She’s also a Canadaianm and there are shitty Canada content laws, which back in the 90s when she happened, and we had limited choices to what we could watch and see since the internet was primitive, I’ve been exposed to WAY too many Avril Lavigne songs and videos and the entire time I thought she wasn’t hot, was overrated mall brand shit, so I’m definitely not sold on her posing with amps like a lame fucking rockstar she would probably marry…I mean is this really Avila Lavigne’s comeback, or is this Nickelback’s album cover shoot….who fucking cares…

What I am saying is she’s never been a popstar fetish to me, so it’s not going to happen to me when she’s nearing menopause…I think I genuinely hate Avril Lavigne, which is funny because I typically am indifferent with these people, I generally dislike them for the sake of posts, but I don’t have any real emotions…but this one…thanks to raping me with her music through the radio I was forced to listen to a various shitty jobs…without my consent…unsolicited Avril Lavigne music in my fucking ears…on some #metoo shit where she’s the predator….I definitely can’t stand this bitch.

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