Avril Lavigne isn’t interesting…even as a 40 year old who is still stunted and pretending to be a 15 year old in the 90s…because the world is imploding and things are starting to collide with themselves…she’s able to rock the nostalgia and run with it…even if it’s creepy..

I live in Canada, so I’ve been exposed to SO much Avril Lavigne over the years. I used to work at a Pharmacy that played the Top 40 radio around the time she was a big deal, and thanks to CANADA CONTENT LAWS, which are designed to keep Canada a distinct nation, rather than one eaten up by AMERICA…even though all the Canadians who make it end up in America, or need America to make it…forces radio stations to play Canadian music…so here I am knowing all of Avril’s shitty lyrics and not by choice…

THAT MEANS SHE RAPED ME….#metoo….but not in the way the Avril Fans want to be raped by her…but since I am not an Avril fan, I’ll never know what that even means or feels like….imagine…sitting in bed dreaming of Avril Lavigne raping you…you know there’s at last one person out there who can ONLY cum to Avril Lavigne…and that’s sad..

Point of the story, she is dating Bella Throne’s handler that helped Bella Thorne breakout of the Disney persona to become the slutty, indoctrinating, sex worker she’s become…and I guess he works for people at the TOP…because he came out of no where and now he’s onto Avril….so of course her shoots are red and black…demonic…like the music industry….pretty weird.

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