CANADIAN CONTENT LAWS mean I need to cover at least some Canadian Content, otherwise I am turning my back on the nation, by allowing the American morals and values to seep into our lives, because they are so overbearing and basically control the media, but as long as you use 20% Canadian content, Canadians get to maintain their own voice or some shit….it’s a real law….that makes no sense especially when any Canadian you’d write about has fucked off from Canada to live a better life amongst the rich in America…like Avirl Lavigne…
Now, I’ve never been a fan of Avril Lavigne, I was into skateboarding and shit like that in the early 90s, so when she came along with her SKATERBOY song, I know Skateboarding was fucking dead….and being raped in the back room, or on the radio by the mainstream mall dwellers…I blame TONY HAWK and his videogame…that money grubber…everything cool must die…but apparently everything uncool like Avril Lavigne lasts for fucking ever…because she’s still here at 40…dressed like a 15 year old from 20 years ago…which I guess you’d expect.
She’s doing slutty selfies, I guess to reestablish herself in the world as the creep who is too old and too rich to be partaking in these youthful things…
But she is fucking or in love with Bella Thorne’s handler Modsun, who came out of nowhere and is about as cheesy as you’d expect someone fucking Lavigne to be…and I guess he’s instructing her on how the young kids brainwash and manipulate the media…through porny selfies….
The world makes no sense…but here’s Avril being weird.
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