Summer, like Thursdays are for Tanlines…because there’s a huge Tanline fetish community on the internet which makes sense because it involves naked girls with basically their naughty parts highlighted so that you know they once had clothes on while in the sun and now that they aren’t in clothes getting sun…you’re seeing the bits they weren’t willing to show while out with the sun. It’s a deep rooted perversion that only the right kind of incel who can’t get laid can FULLY embrace (angrily)….because those tanlines aren’t and will never be on their face!

Man, girls are provocative…if you know what I mean…real provocative…for gain…if you know what I mean… I think they have a name for girl like this…I can’t quite place it because it has probably been redacted from the oxford dictionary but it is the oldest profession in the world…you see……

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It is TANLINE THURSDAY, which I don’t think is an actual trending hashtag, but we like to keep things obscure and off the beaten path of “normal”…when we make fun of the sites that do their weekly repeat features that people go back weekly for because people are idiots who don’t know how to google shit for their damn selves…

So TANLINE THURSDAY, like our earlier THONG THURSDAY post is where we celebrate Thursday with a fetish like TANLINES….it’s not a fetish I have, if anything I am indifferent on the whole thing, but DUDES love seeing the outline of where clothes were when the girl was outside, because it reminds them that they are seeing what they aren’t “supposed to see”…so here’s some TANLINES for the tanline fetishists, or really for any of you who just like looking at sluts getting naked using their sun tans / burns / tanlines as an excuse to show their damn ASSES…

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