Nothing to get you in the Christmas Spirit like some TANLINES….because Tanlines are fun…

I think if Santa was to jerk off to anything while living up in the North Pole all year, it would be TANLINES….

Tropical VIBES…

I mean not the Christmas is even happening, Christmas in Canada is cancelled, you know because of a virus that is “OUT OF CONTROL”….that their “HOSPITALS CAN’T HANDLE”….because they mismanage our TAX money….a virus that has a 99.99 percent survival rate, that the deaths reported may not even be COVID deaths, with testing that give false positives they pretend are ASYMPTOMATIC, you know…1 out of 20 positive tests are actual positives…because it allows them to control us….was it a master plan, who fucking knows…was it a seize an opportunity…maybe…but that virus, that I believe is real…is hardly worth cancelling Christmas for…

But Tanlines…tanlines can’t be cancelled, even if they made anit-gay, anti-trans statements…even if TANLINES raped the women they were on after a wild night at the resort no one rememebers consenting for….tanlines wouldn’t be cancelled for being a trump supporter…because TANLINES love FLORIDA…and TANLINES…are forever, or until they fade away….to be replaced by future tanlines…

Here are girls showing off tanlines!

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Here we are keeping things tropical and summery, you know despite it being Christmas….because CHRISTMAS IS FUCKING CANCELLED motherfuckers, so we go straight back to the beach life of strategic sun burns to give some contrast around your most PRIVATE PARTS….so when people see the tan lines, their drooling retard minds can go “uggghhhhh bikini was there”…

So no holiday cheer, egg nog, or christmas music to soothe your soul…no family traditions, or movies to watch….no gift giving or holiday shopping…no wait, the system still wants you to buy shit, they are already saying that it will be a huge year for holiday shopping, record breaking holiday shopping, so we’ve been programmed to keep buying to keep Amazon and internet tech people rich…SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE…

I don’t know why tanlines brought me there, tanlines are romantic and exciting…escapism and adventure…just look at the tanlines with the girls who took pics of their tanlines…

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I can’t think of a better way to celebrate thanksgiving than with Tanlines…

I know nothing says “rolling into the Holiday Spirit”….like a tan line….

They always push the whole dreaming of a white Christmas propaganda…but what they really mean is that they are dreaming about a tanline Christmas because tanlines mean half naked babes roasting in the sun….after they’ve stopped whining about their burns….all golden but still being true to their paler selves, so that they don’t get called racists in Brown Face, because they can’t help what the sun does to them….unless these are spraytan tanlines…which some probably are….because girls like being in brown face…

So here’s a bunch of tanlines to put us all in the Holiday Spirit of Christmas…thinking about all the tropical vacations we can go on when COVID is over and the Governenet allows us to leave our house….not that people aren’t going on tropical vacations now, it’s actually the best time to go on tropical vacations, everything is cheaper than it’s ever been,…and people should take advantage of that….or thinking about all the slutty girls going to fake tan in their sluttiest outfits to keep the illusion of tanlines alive…true fucking heroes…

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Tanlines are a fetish….because basically anything involving naked chicks is a turn on….since they are naked and the only way to see a tanline is if there’s some level of more naked than when out in the SUN getting that Vitamin D to fight COVID….or I guess when in the spray tan booth that isn’t just for strippers to get blotchy and discolored…but rather for every one, not just trash, trying to darken their skin like a bunch of fucking racists, who pay and actively seek out brown spray tans like they were Jimmy Fallon on an SNL skit being racist….only no one cancelled him because how could the irritating clown be a racist his “House” band is The Roots….and they black…

Anyway, tan lines…a great excuse for girls to show off their nakedness and for us half retard, thanks to the dumbing down of America, with porn and memes and social media and other nonsense….we creepy our way through it….

I don’t hate tanlines….not for the cancer risk of real tans, or the risk being called a racist by spraying yourself brown……..which is why I am posting these, but I do think

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It’s cold as shit here but TAN LINES exist in all climates thanks to things like Tanning Beds, Spray Tans, that you’d think were seen as racist, while all these girls are darkening their skin, but still at the BLM marches, because you need that tan to be your hottest and if you’re going to be in the media, you best be your hottest….as they angrily try to cancel some people who have done black face, while they support others in black face like Fallon…how did that fucker not lose his show…makes no sense…

Tanlines…from Spray Tans and Real Tans…to show you where there was once clothes…much hotter than my farmer tan to show you where there was t-shirts…the socially acceptable black face….even when you got your red lipstick on you Al Jolsen fucks…

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It’s tanline thursday, because if a girl can highlight her nudie bits that you’re supposed to be turned on by because we didn’t know without them pointing it out to us. I mean girls go to tanning beds and get spray tans in clothing to get the tan lines, it’s a look. It isn’t because they don’t want their spray tan girl to see their assholes, these girls get their assholes waxed, it’s because they want you to know where the clothing is supposed to be so you know you’re getting EXCLUSIVE content that isn’t for everyday public to see as they don’t live their real actual life naked, just their online life…

I don’t have a tanline fetish, but I do like the look and here’s a bunch of girls showing off the fact that they are trying to fight COVID through VITAMIN D they get from the sun, or from the money you idiots throw at them for more nudes…

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SUMMER IS NOT OVER!

TANLINES WILL NOT DIE!

TAKE YOUR VITAMIN D AND YOU WILL NOT DIE!

GIRLS ARE TOO SLUTTY AND VAIN AND LOVE BEING TANNED LIKE A KARDASHIAN OR SOME SHIT SO TANLINES MAY FADE BUT PICTURES OF THEM MAKE TANLINES LAST FOREVER…

Here’s that Tanline Thursday good times!

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I don’t know where you live, if it is cold or not, maybe you’re from the Caribbean….maybe you’re in Hawaii…but you’re probably just a Russian Spam bot who doesn’t even care about me, this site, or my feelings, but I do appreciate the traffic numbers so that I know there’s at least one of you out there and that I am not the LEAST FOLLOWED site on the internet that I know I am…

I do know that TANLINES are hot, they are summer, they are aspirational….whether made in a trashy spray tan booth, or on the beach like nature intended or not…they frame the parts we aren’t supposed to see and that’s just so thrilling for our virgin incels who can’t get laid asses….

Here’s that round-up…ROUND UP….if you or someone you know has been exposed to ROUND UP be sure to join the class action lawsuit of CHECK OUT THESE TANLINES.

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It may be freezing as fuck here in Canada, but if I have learned anything in life, it is that the weather can’t suppress the whores, they will always find a way….if you went to nightclubs in the middle of winter even 20 years ago when slutty was less slutty, there’d be all the girls in their short skirts and heels because they won’t let the cold rain on their slut parade…

So I am sure we will have tanline thursday throughout the winter, whether from girls in hot places, girls traveling to hot places with that COVID discount prices, I saw some dude got to Maldives or some other Influencer destination for like 1000 dollars….these travel spots are desperate and when you stop fearing some dumb virus…maybe you’ll take advantage, while slutty chicks already are, because they can’t not continue being sluts, their livlihood and clout rely on it, plus they don’t fear virus, I mean they fuck all kinds of dirty rich dick raw for rent..

Point being, even in cold areas there are tanlines thanks to spray tans…so tan line fetishists can rejoice…while looking at this week’s tanline round up filled with a variety of girls for all tastes showing tanlines…

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Tanline Thursday is a nice reminder that it’s freezing fucking cold in Canada right now, that summer is over, but the whores, even in COVID will be able to figure out tanlines, whether at the tanning salons, with the spray tans, or even taking the risk of flying to tropical places because you can’t like a virus control you or make you turn your back on awesome travel deals, that’s what suckers do…..

The tanline is the “draw by number” kind of show us where the bikini was, when the bikini is no longer in the picture, so the naughty bits can be framed off proper and it’s good.

Without further ado….tanline thursday perverts.

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