Here we are keeping things tropical and summery, you know despite it being Christmas….because CHRISTMAS IS FUCKING CANCELLED motherfuckers, so we go straight back to the beach life of strategic sun burns to give some contrast around your most PRIVATE PARTS….so when people see the tan lines, their drooling retard minds can go “uggghhhhh bikini was there”…

So no holiday cheer, egg nog, or christmas music to soothe your soul…no family traditions, or movies to watch….no gift giving or holiday shopping…no wait, the system still wants you to buy shit, they are already saying that it will be a huge year for holiday shopping, record breaking holiday shopping, so we’ve been programmed to keep buying to keep Amazon and internet tech people rich…SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE…

I don’t know why tanlines brought me there, tanlines are romantic and exciting…escapism and adventure…just look at the tanlines with the girls who took pics of their tanlines…

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