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Tanline Thursday of the Day

Tanlines are a fetish….because basically anything involving naked chicks is a turn on….since they are naked and the only way to see a tanline is if there’s some level of more naked than when out in the SUN getting that Vitamin D to fight COVID….or I guess when in the spray tan booth that isn’t just for strippers to get blotchy and discolored…but rather for every one, not just trash, trying to darken their skin like a bunch of fucking racists, who pay and actively seek out brown spray tans like they were Jimmy Fallon on an SNL skit being racist….only no one cancelled him because how could the irritating clown be a racist his “House” band is The Roots….and they black…

Anyway, tan lines…a great excuse for girls to show off their nakedness and for us half retard, thanks to the dumbing down of America, with porn and memes and social media and other nonsense….we creepy our way through it….

I don’t hate tanlines….not for the cancer risk of real tans, or the risk being called a racist by spraying yourself brown……..which is why I am posting these, but I do think

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