The hype around Jennifer Lopez could not be anymore misdirected. It’s all fucking bullshit, the 300 year old monster who shoved herself down our throats in the 90s because she was some sort of big asked latina, or is it LATINX, you fucking idiots….
But yeah, big assed latina, who, despite appreciating a big ass, even in the 90s when we were all more hung up on tits, still wasn’t as amazing as she thinks she is 30 fucking years later…she’s a scam, a marketing and brain washing scam….but she doesn’t know she’s a scam, or she figures she can keep this scam going because her fan base and the media are such dick riders, it’s like at 80 people will still be praising her rich as shit, plastic as fuck, face….
It doesn’t impress me that some bitch who has had 100s of millions of dollars thrown her way over the years looks good for her age….it’s a vapid and vain world…and bitch can afford to look good.
This celebrating of 50 year old moms as sex objects is so fucking crazy, obviously designed by women for women, because dudes aren’t into 50 year olds even if they are rich and hot for 50, they are still 50…and 25 year olds are substantially better….so our time as men is spent looking at that, not at this fucking culture vulture who pretends to be relatable and from the bronx, when you know she likely employs Cuban illegals at discounted rates to keep her multiple 50 million dollar homes gardened….you know there is such thing as hispanic privilege too….it’s just a matter of how rich the motherfucker got…
Anyway,, from her dumb music career, to her dumb acting career, to everything the over achiever has managed to pull off…..she’s been garbage and still is…so as you look at her being old and empowered for the old ladies out there with a dream that their life isn’t over….you don’t have to find it hot, even if you’ve jerked off to her over the years…when she wasn’t 50 fucking years old…
Go back some cookies or change your diaper you granny as menopausal slut.
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