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2023

08

May

J.Lo Foot Fetish of the Day

I will forever think the foot fetishists of the world are fucking strange, but I appreciate their commitment to the cause, because with their passion, obsession, that if it was wrongfully appropriated, you know like if they put that kind of love and appreciation and obsessive compulsion into something else, could be pretty fucking criminal, but feet totally harmless.

So yes, I will forever think the foot fetishists are weird, but I will forever be grateful for the foot fetishists for encouraging so many girls to monetize their content for sexual perverts, seemingly harmless, but it gave them a taste for the selling of nudes, and because of those motivated creeps with disposable income, we’ve got COUNTLESS women selling nudes today.

It started with the bikini pics, then came the feet bros, to have every normie and their mother producing porn….what a great world to be in! One filled with heathens to jerk off to without requiring much effort. Magical.

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2022

03

Aug

JLo Side Tit of the Day

I am not into the satanic agenda that is pushing J.Lo in her 50s or 60s, I don’t even know how old she is, but she is too old to be a fucking sex symbol, but I also never bought into her being a sex symbol back when her ass turned a bunch of dudes gay, because I read that guys who are into ass, like me, are dipping a toe into homosexuality…

The point is, she could very likely be born with a penis, we just don’t know and whether Ben Affleck marries it or not doesn’t mean she’s not transgender, and even if she was born with a cunt, she’s old enough to hormonally be a dude….yet here she is playing like it’s 20 years ago, all in swimsuit, tit hanging out the site, face made up like she’s about to indoctrinate kids at DRAG QUEEN STORYTIME….while offending actual women her age who don’t look like this.

I don’t understand why ladies, or the woke mob of outrage, want to cancel all the hot chicks for being hot and replace them with fatties who don’t use photoshop for shock value, banned from TV level modelling….WHILE embracing an old bitch who is obviously jacking herself up and lying about her look….

I guess it’s because if J.Lo can pass for being 30 and they’ve been fans of her since they were 30, it makes them feel less old.

I just think they pulled her out and put her back with Affleck to keep celeb gossip no one pays attention to alive….

When everyone thinks they are a celeb, they don’t need celeb drama to bother….I mean I’ve never cared about celeb shit, but people did, which is why this site exists….I was clickbait chasing….but people used to LOVE this shit…now they don’t…and that threatens the entire industry, because once the spell is broken, how to they push their agenda on the people….no henchmen, no agenda pushing…so they are scrambling and this is that….when the sex tape gets leaked, and people only notice for 5 minutes, you’ll know what I mean…until then, old lady side tit. Gross..

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2022

27

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Body of the Day

I’d say J.Lo has got to give it a rest, just because you can use CGI and high budget movie make-up to give off some illusion that you’re not rotted out, doesn’t mean you should..

There’d be nothing wrong with J.Lo tapping out on her pile of money, enjoying her retirement with her new Husband who they could adopt babies to bleed out for the stem cell blood transfusions the rich get to stay young…..

I guess there’s nothing wrong with a proud of her body 50 year old showing off like she’s recent divorced and ready to party…but it’s pretty trashy and offensive to all the 50 year olds out there that she’s SHAMING by presenting herself this way….because people took issue with VS models in their prime, they should take issue with bikini pics of people 30 years past their prime…..yet instead people celebrate it…

It’s weird how they pick and choose isn’t it….like J.Lo is “fierce” despite being edited and filtered beacuse she’s old and Puerto Rican……but a hot model is offensive when not photoshopped or being shameless…..

How do people keep track of it all, maybe that’s the make it make sense question marks people are asking about basically everything in these fucking weirdo, timeline overlapping, CERN gateway to inter-dimensional, transhumanism, programmed by the AI Hell……

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2022

14

Mar

J.Lo Almost Pussy Flash on The Toilet of the Day

I heard a story that J.Lo was a Puerto Rican transgender who made her way in America as a popstar because the music industry is satanic and being satanic means inverting the truth, so inverting genders on people who have no idea they’ve inverted the genders on us, but on a biological level confuses us because in our soul we know something is off, but can’t place it…

I never trust the origin story of any of these celebrities, especially the top of the chart celebs, since they are the most handled, manipulated, mind controlled, altered from their original state…

But if she is born with penis, she’s doing a great job tucking it in this erotic lick the toilet like you’re in a ROCCO movie, or was it the other porn dude who ended up getting HIV from trannies…what the fuck was his name….NACHO VIDAL….whoever it was who used to slam porn chicks into the toilet….it was a time when porn wasn’t that disturbing so seeing it was pretty fucking vile…but anyway……

Point being, if she cut off her dick, or has a natural born pussy, she’s barely covering it, which could be exciting for you if you don’t think about how old she is, how her hormones are likely more manly that womanly with the whole menopause pussy you can’t get pregnant, when J.Lo is probably the kind of pussy you’d want to get pregnant…K-Fed style…..

That clown-like make-up makes her look like it is a RUPAUL DRAG RACE SHOW….or just over compensating for being a billionaire pop icon who gets 10% off at the drug store because she’s ELDERLY….since all these old ladies with their filters, fillers, make-up and photoshop look like they are on RUPAUL DRAG RACE too….it’s a look, ask the Kardashians….

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2021

01

Oct

J Lo Titties of the Day

J.Lo’s got her tits out because she really fucking old…and that’s how you try to market yourself as still being hot….you get yourself a drunken A-List degenerate you dated in the 90s, and you show off all your money from all your meaningless accomplishments, and you show your fucking tits…cuz you’ve spent a lifetime building them….don’t believe me, go to your local church bake sale run by the retirees assuming those aren’t banned because of COVID…you know cuz we’re a Godless people..



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2021

30

Jul

J.Lo Face Down Ass Up of the Day

I don’t subscribe to 50 year old bitches pretending to be 25 year old influencer bitches in their bikinis on boats, if anything i find it disgusting…

I understand the J.Lo is a vapid and vain pile of bullshit, and her career is a lot of fucking media manipulation, which got her to this point.

I also understand that I was not a J.Lo fan when she was at her hottest, back when she was exploiting the whole Latin trend, because she was hispanic, she just didn’t speak the language and probably had no real ties to the culture, but if it’s for money, for fame, for her narcissism, she’s all for it…

I don’t care that she’s getting fucked by some alcoholic cuck who I am sure didn’t write Good Will Hunting, but that got to the A-List riding off of that, they are just two fucking lying and manipulative evil media fodder used as a distraction…luckily no one really cares, except a bunch of older ladies who hate their lives…

You may find an old bitch, who is edited, photoshopped, filtered, fillered, filled, in her bikini playing “hot chick”….hot or not…remember…her pussy is granny aged and you can’t really fake that shit as well as bikini pics…

What I am saying is, bikini or not, I am disgusted by her menopause…

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2021

14

Apr

J.Lo Panties of the Day

I like to think the J.Lo is a huge fucking scam who happens to be in huge fucking panties…but I’ve never bought into the whole J.Lo movement, it’s just been around for the last 25 years, but I never liked or subscribed…and it’s not because I don’t like Latin girls, or big round asses, although I never liked J.Lo’s big ass that she got way too much coverage for….so seeing her now in her 50s trying to be age defying as she pretends to not have BOTOX or PHOTOSHOP…despite us knowing 50 year old women and how they age like lettuce…or bread…and not wine….that behind this superficial bullshit…there’s fucking mold…deadly mold…

I also like to think she’s a mooch…greedy pig of a person who keeps on hustling instead of just bowing down and working behind the scenes and I get it…she built this scam why not milk it like it was her tits back when she had female hormones….and lactacted…

But there are other people who need the shine and in this woke era maybe that should be her gift…a little “I have 900 million dollars and will likely hit a billion in a year or two, I can sit back and make money of other people I put on”….instead bitch just wants the shine…

Anyway, this is either J.Lo or an artist rendition of her….and I want to know if these panties are sexy panties or just adult diapers re-worked to be sexy which is obviously the direction of the future as all these women reach incontinence age but deny it with their muppet injections….

FUN.

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2021

06

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Ass of the Day

I know that celebrities are shitty fucking people. They are the asshole over-achievers who aren’t always the hottest but they are the most narcissistic….

So I have little hope for them to begin with…if you give some ego that has the balls to try to be famous that stamp of approval…and if you give them fans and make them rich…their worst qualities, and they full of terrible qualities will shine through…

Seeing J.Lo at 50, pretending that she’s hot, doing some “hot” blackface or interpretation despite being 50, meaning she puts so much importance on her look and being jerked off to and praised for her diet and fitness routine she can afford to do because she’s worth a billion dollars….disgusts me.

Not because I hate 50 year old women, even if I do on a sexual level…the whole menopause turning them into men thing is pretty unappealing…even if you can cum in the freely…

But because I hate J.Lo…and her messaging to young people that you need to jack yourself up to look like some Kardashian into your senior years, instead of just bowing down and chilling, because her CUCK husband wants people jerking off to her…is just everything wrong in the world..

As the money grubber scams people with Beauty Products, or lies about her ass in a bikini that could be photoshopped, because all these people photoshop shit, instead of just being real…because they can’t be real…they are garbage…at any age, more tolerable when they aren’t as obviously faking it as they are faking it….because this is J.Lo faking it….or showing off…either way…putting an importance on being hot, in an era where I thought people were cancelling low level influencer shit like this because of the unrealistic ideals and body image it gives the youth that struggles to love themselves…you know the same shit that the PATRIARCHY and the MISOGYNY is accused of pushing….when clearly J.Lo is the one pushing it.

Ridiculous…. but not as ridiculous as how many shits this ass has taken, I mean at her age, that’s a lot of shits…

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2021

05

Jan

J.Lo in a Bikini of the Day

I saw this video of J.Lo on the beach on People magazine or some shit, not that I read that shit, but it was in the NEWSFEED bro, and figured I’d post it…because it’s an old lady pretending to be a hot young lady for other old ladies who are into this old lady because they grew up on her super stardom and were won over by her brain washing of the 90s and 2000s celebrity….

This was actually from instagram, but I am not one of J.Lo’s 137 million followers because I didn’t give a fuck about J.Lo when she wasn’t a dried up menopausal vagina in her 50s pretending she’s naturally hot in her 50s….

Clearly her vain life has been dedicated to her being as hot as she can be during the ROT…as she’s rotting…better than most but the pussy, treatments, diet, fitness or not…is still old as shit….and I find her trying to push this “hot chick” shit pretty fucking empty, in part because she’s old and by default not hot, but also because it’s fake and really NOT anything important in the world…

Who fucking cares if a 50 year old Billionare celebrity is still worth fucking…I mean a lot of older ladies do…but the general public shouldn’t…it’s not impressive to look good when you’re rich…you can pay to look good…and I thought we were in an era of inclusivity and diversity where the traditional “I’m hot in a bikini” was frowned upon, but maybe that’s a lie too…you know like J.Lo being hot in a bikini…

But if I’ve learned anything from fucking my sex doll, it’s that plastic pussy isn’t all that bad, even if it’s bad….there are worse things to look at than J.Lo crying for people to praise how hot she is because it’s what gets A-Rod off or some shit…

Either way, fuck these people…

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2020

02

Dec

Jennifer Lopez Getting Porny of the Day

Jennifer Lopez at 50-something years old is I guess trying to push the boundaries because she’s really feeling herself, loving herself more than you thought she did, even though you know she’s so fucking hyped on herself….

Despite her fame and fortune and all she’s accomplished, the one thing you’d think she’d pull back on is her old ass aged look, but instead she needs to tackle that like the over-achiever she is and give other women her age hope that they’ll look like her too, so long as they invest 1,000,000 a year into diet, exercise, experimental treatments, botox, and all the other bullshit that makes this fake as fuck…

Instead of backing down, living on her money, maybe doing more behind the scenes work, she needs to stay in front of the camera, in the limelight, earning…it’s a sickness…

I know some of you think J.Lo is life, I’ve always found her average, annoying, pandering, a manipulator who would eat babies, or anything if she knew it would make all her celebrity dreams come true…she just has that vibe….she’s just someone who believes in herself far too much, and I guess is unable to look in the mirror and see ugly…so instead she stays vain, stays ontop of her shit, to continue her making what she probably considers magic….cash grabbing while titty grabbing….I mean what differentiates this from softcore porn, I mean it’s obviously fetish porn, old ladies still looking good naked porn, but she’s still an old fucking lady…her organs be rotting like other old ladies…and it’s nothing impressive for a rich celebrity who lives on camera to look better than a broke as 50 year old mom trying to pay the mortgage now that COVID stole her job….

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