I saw this video of J.Lo on the beach on People magazine or some shit, not that I read that shit, but it was in the NEWSFEED bro, and figured I’d post it…because it’s an old lady pretending to be a hot young lady for other old ladies who are into this old lady because they grew up on her super stardom and were won over by her brain washing of the 90s and 2000s celebrity….

This was actually from instagram, but I am not one of J.Lo’s 137 million followers because I didn’t give a fuck about J.Lo when she wasn’t a dried up menopausal vagina in her 50s pretending she’s naturally hot in her 50s….

Clearly her vain life has been dedicated to her being as hot as she can be during the ROT…as she’s rotting…better than most but the pussy, treatments, diet, fitness or not…is still old as shit….and I find her trying to push this “hot chick” shit pretty fucking empty, in part because she’s old and by default not hot, but also because it’s fake and really NOT anything important in the world…

Who fucking cares if a 50 year old Billionare celebrity is still worth fucking…I mean a lot of older ladies do…but the general public shouldn’t…it’s not impressive to look good when you’re rich…you can pay to look good…and I thought we were in an era of inclusivity and diversity where the traditional “I’m hot in a bikini” was frowned upon, but maybe that’s a lie too…you know like J.Lo being hot in a bikini…

But if I’ve learned anything from fucking my sex doll, it’s that plastic pussy isn’t all that bad, even if it’s bad….there are worse things to look at than J.Lo crying for people to praise how hot she is because it’s what gets A-Rod off or some shit…

Either way, fuck these people…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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