I will never endorse the creepy pervert puppet that is J.Lo. She’s offended me since the day they tried to sell me on her fat ass, even though I like fat ass.

I just didn’t believe in her fat ass, it felt forced, manufactured and when I found out she couldn’t even speak Spanish, it was obvious she was a fraud.

Her eagerness to be in everything she could, involved in everything she could, while letting anything she could get inside of her was just over compensation.

Now that she’s a rotted pig in the backyard of a Puerto Rican farm, makes her trying to be seductive laughable.

Sure,. people will buy into it and endorse it. They will say shit like SLEIGH MY JINGLE BELLS YOU USELESS CUNT….because she’s hotter than the average 75 year old….but this shit is too menopausal, too geriatric and screams “LOCK HER UP”….because we know that she was frontlines in those DIDDY TAPES, but will be unscathed because she’ll claim to be a victim under a spell, rather than an active participant….assuming she was involved in his weirdness…which you can’t because her legal team will destroy you, see she’s very fucking rich…

But it is hard to assume she wasn’t, maybe even the master mind in the whole thing really..

In conclusion, granny’s tight dress is totally inappropriate, you can totally see the diaper, but I guess it’s impressive she’s getting it done without a walker.

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Diddy’s Girlfriend who we can almost guarantee knew all about the criminal and sexually abusive shit that dude was up to, but since he had videos of her doing it with him, or because she really respected him as her handler, she decided to look the other way and celebrate him in public.

J.Lo, the industry puppet who tried to influence more than half of America to change their opinion and to follow her old lady vision for a future, despite being a typical degenerate celebrity, who lives a typical degenerate celebrity life, as she mooches off the average person’s weak minds and grabs at their money, because she has them in some kind of spell.

So yeah, she’s a billionaire, but at what cost…right…and really, it’s not from being all that impressive in her song and dance act that loser bought into because they thought she was good, compelling, fierce, talented, a triple threat…when really it was just an industry pushing her on the Hispanic market to trick them into thinking one of their own made it, so they support it on a deeper principle, not on them actually liking anything she does.

Not to mention, despite being into big asses at this stage in my life, her peak of ass fame was never deserved, her ass was hardly as exciting as they pretended it was.

Ultimately, she’s a scum bag fraud who hangs with sexual criminals and doesn’t rat them out, but tells you how to think when it comes to democracy.

The end of celebrity is amazing, but I’ll still try to look up her skirt to see how grey and weathered her public hair is…but more importantly…how grey and leathery her labia is….

She’s old!

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The paparazzi are saying that this is J.Lo leaving the studio, where we can assume that she’s recording some life changing shitty music to pollute the minds of her last standing fans with…..because she’s not very good and the people will eventually catch onto that if they haven’t already.

Across the board, no one gives a fuck about celebrities, which must be pretty hilarious for the celebrities, who are holding onto the glory days as hard as they can, pretending they still matter because they are rich and have a network of YES-MEN around them.

At 60 years old, J.Lo pretty fucking gross, but she tries to fake it with the face injections and crop top shirts. The workouts and the other procedures but we know the pussy’s got mileage you can’t roll back like a shady Turkish car salesman.

They say she’s leaving the studio, but with that menacing man in black behind her, it seems like she was getting railed or interviewed by the FEDS who have videos of her doing illegal shit at the DIDDY parties, and for retribution she must push whatever agenda they are pushing…just after they get to rail her like it was a Diddy freak-off party video….

Point of the story, J.Lo sucks even when it’s suckin’ dick.

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In the event you haven’t heard, there’s been a lot of hype around diddy being a creeper.

I’m pretty sure I’ve called that rat faced fuck a creeper the entire time I’ve been running the site, but that could be because I knew of a girl all those years back who he used to treat like shit when he would bring her to one of his apartments in the same building as his apartment with his pregnant with twins wife who I think is now dead…plus I was pretty sure he was involved in the whole killing of Biggie…not that I get too deep into any of this shit, you can just tell when someone’s a fucking piece of shit made worse the more money he makes.

I’m that excited by the scandal we can assume is used to distract, however, I am excited at the possibility that it can take out J.Lo.

You know that there’s some serious puppet mastery that went into creating J.Lo, and at 60 years old she owns being some hard working success story, but we know shit was handed to her because they needed her to fill a role in their entertainment industry.

She has likely been through some shit to get where she got, that’s the extent of a famous chick’s work ethic or talent, how railed did you get at the satanic baby killing parties with the leaders of the industry….

I’ve heard rumors that the reason Ben Affleck’s dropped J.Lo is because she’s about to go down hard for the Diddy Tapes that he has access to since he’s a rumored fed.

It’s all so confusing, who knows what’s real, usually none of it’s real, but like World Weekly News, I like the fake stories around these idiots, it makes them more interesting…

Especially when they’re long past menopause and showing their tits like a 20 year old launching her career on Instagram getting her rent paid for by diddy.

You’d think she’d be past this kind of content yet here she is trying to make noise despite her pile of money and it makes me ask WHY? It’s pretty shameful and possibly part of her punishment for being a bad girl on those tapes, so she’s trying to pay her dues!

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J.Lo captioned some photoshopped picture of her in a white swimsuit “This is me now”…which weirdly dramatic, at least elementary school level of drama, like a Taylor Swift song level of drama….but when you’re audience are a bunch of sad, loser, half retards…I guess that speaks to their sadness.

I guess J.Lo is celebrating her birthday, not her incoming death day….by stripping down and showing off her body, or a version of her body she’s pretending is her body on social media.

J.Lo’s a fraud, so this is likely fraudulent, but all part of her marketing of herself, which clearly needs an overhaul after losing the interest of all her fans and being forced to cancel her tour, when she thought she’d score like she was Taylor Swift, because her fans are as dumb as Taylor Swifts….

The real victim in all this is Ben Affleck, who in a drunken stupor accidentally revisted old pussy, literal old pussy and throwback Thursday cuz he was already there pussy….while being Ben Affleck and able to fuck basically every single hot chick on instagram at the same time if he was willing to throw money at that concept, or find a brand sponsor for that concept…but instead got back with some weathered psychopath overachiever who thinks she’s awesome and believes her own hype….

Poor Ben Affleck..

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I just did a post on Kate Beckinsale’s costume, saying that Halloween is everyday so the fact that it is last week’s news is irrelevant since it’s everyday.

I accidentally came across J.Lo dressed like a devil, drinking blood, which to the fundamental Christians out there, they now have fuel tot he “Hollywood is run by Satanists” conspiracy and the “they drink blood and baby juice to stay young after the whole selling their souls to the devil in exchange for all their good times, success and importance”…you know since they use the whole symbolism in all they do to let each other know and to honor their overlord…

J.Lo’s just gone a little more literal with it…and her nipples are hard so people pay attention to her tribute…making it more interesting!

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Old Lady J.Lo or someone who is pretending to be J.Lo on the J.Lo social media content stream, because I have facial recognition blindness and can’t tell if J.Lo actually looks like this, or maybe her face injections she probably denies, and her facetune that she gets professionally done because she can afford to hire an after effects artist for her social media channels, just makes her look like a hybrid J.Lo….who cares…

I didn’t buy into J.Lo when she first went viral and they wanted us to fall for girls with diaper wearing looking asses….so I’m not going to be into her in her retirement years as she does her best 55-plus community dweller holding onto that youthful dream….

If anything, I find it pretty vulgar that she doesn’t take shit behind the camera to let other chicks take her place in the world of bad pop music and bad acting….because she’s a triple threat, who is also a threat to quality and integrity of an artform, all for the sake of money grubbing.

I realize she believes her hype, which is probably why she takes barely slutty selfies for her feed, like a “look at me casual in bed, with some cleavage, where I fuck, but where I won’t let you watch me fuck, since Afleck’s got ED….thanks to also being old and forced to fuck her old diaper wearing looking ass….that is old enough to be an actual diaper wearing ass and not just an ass that looks like it is in diaper…

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J.Lo is in a bikini, showing off her fat and modified old lady ass, while pretending that her old lady ass is not an old lady ass, because that’s what being a delusional self involved person who has made shit tons of money being J.Lo, surrounded by Yes Men, encouraging her into thinking that she’s not too old to throw in the towel and that she’s still got ass to give, and I’ll still look at it like the science experiment it is….

It’s like give up, live off that pile of money, go behind the camera, invest in other projects, mentor the new generation of J.Los who will grace the world with garbage music, garbage movies, but monetizable content, which is what matters…do unmemorable shit that doesn’t matter but that makes money because money matters, you puppet pile of fat ass shit…

But instead, she’s the afternoon stripper working the primetime shift because no one has the heart to tell her that her back looks like a bulldogs face, which isn’t how backs are supposed to look.

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It’s safe to say that the recently married J.Lo is not going to give up anytime soon..because despite being old as shit, she still pretends she’s still in her 20s, even marrying her boyfriend from her 20s, because why move on, when we’re clearly in some kind of soul trap, time warp, that may be from some sinister inter-dimensional research they legitimately do in Switzerland, which is crazy, or it could just stem from a narcissistic bitch, loving attention, loving being noticed, loving making money off her ass like a low level hooker and when she’s always REWARDED for what she does, it’d be dumb for her to ever stop…..

Sure, assuming she had some shame, decency, and modesty, she’d retired, go behind the camera, make money on other projects, she’s already a billionaire, maybe launch a direct to consumer brand like Alba or Kate Hudson, but she’s more into doing all that, while also doing half naked shit, because when the ovaries dry up, the brains get all haywire and confused…..maybe it’s demential, maybe it’s vaccine prions, maybe it’s just too many yes men in her circle hyping it up..

Lucky for us, she’s managed to photoshop, fill her face, fake it enough that it’s not as offensive as it would be if you were recruiting pussy at a 55+ retirement community…

That’s not to say those 55+ retirement community women don’t know how to fuck if they haven’t had to get their hips replaced, or if they aren’t scooter riding diabetics with compression socks on…..it’s to say they look like normal old people, not like this hybrid, stem cell, baby urine drinking freak keeping the lie alive.

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