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2010

14

May

J.Lo Plays With Her Lazy Tit on a Yacht of the Day

Here is everything wrong in the world hard at work being a lazy fucking piece of shit who thinks she deserves the fucking good life cuz of all she has done for the world with her shitty songs and movies….So laying on her fat ass that made her stupid money that can pay for servents to do everything for her as to not disrupt her laying on her fat ass existence…..that’s just the new money from the ghetto idea of being rich…if you can afford to not get off your lazy pig ass cuz you hired your distant relative to clean up after you…why the fuck not….

It also makes being rich far more fun because you can look down on people from your throne while making them do your dirty work….which is good for self confidence…especially when you’re an over-rated cunt who is struggling to stay relevant….

I just thought this shit was funny as the guy she is with looks like he’s shitting and how her lazy body points at the paparazzi like it’s the biggest effort she’s put into anything all day…”you mean i have to sit up?”…and her facial expression that looks like she’s been busted in the bathroom inserting a tampon, not that she wastes her time with that kind of menial and messy shit….she’s got staff for that…

Either way, I find this disgusting.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:J.Lo|Lazy|Tit

2010

26

Apr

J.Lo and Her Hooker Boots of the Day

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J.Lo wore hooker boots and since it’s not the 90s, hooker boots are hardly porno enough to get excited over, but apparently J.Lo still thinks it’s the 90s and that people actually find her hot enough to wear hooker boots, you know in a suggestive way to let us think we have a chance with her if we have 100 bucks and a back alley, but the reality is she’s not hot, she’s a mom, and this is totally inappropriate, and even the suggestion of her being a hooker, should be enough to get her kid taken away from her by social services, like they did to my friend who they thought was a hooker, just because she offered to suck dick to an undercover for baby formula…he didn’t realize what she meant from baby formula was his cum, she’s addicted to the shit, that’s why she has 8 kids to begin with….but that’s got nothing to do with J.Lo…it just has to do with other Spic trash that J.Lo shoulda ended up like, but some how she fucked someone right and tricked a fucking nation….either way here are some pics….

Here she is in a miserable Marilyn Monroe rendition for George Lopez because he’s Spic too and Spic’s do these things for each other and the whole thing is really unoriginal and uninteresting….but you hold onto the past and have trouble moving on, that’s all part of being a fuckin loser….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hooker Boots|J.Lo

2010

25

Jan

J.Lo’s Fat Ass Drinks By the Pool with the Kids of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jenny from the Block keeping it hood by drinking with her kids poolside. This is the kind of shit the housing projects are made of. Seriously, all it’s missing is her hand halfway down her pants grabbing her dicks telling her kid to come sit on her lap, before freaking the fuck out when the kid says no, and beating the fuck out of it, I saw Precious, I know how it works….

Here she is in a robe….and at least 4 pairs of SPANX trying to contain her disgusting….and protect it from the outside world…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Drinking|J.Lo|kids|Poolside

2010

20

Jan

J.Lo’s Unfortunate Comeback of the Day

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I saw a preview of a new J.Lo movie the other day when my friend took me to a cheap night movie and I got pretty fucking mad about the shit, I thought she was done and forgotten but I was fucking wrong. I never liked her, I never found her hot, I didn’t care about her ass and the whole Latino bullshit never appealed to me, but for some reason she got a gig on hosting the George Lopez show, possibly cuz they are related, or maybe because she owns him, and here she is playing up her latino roots with this fake accent, forgetting that we all know J.Lo, we all know she doesn’t really have this accent, she is just lying to us and I am only posting this becuase I’d like her to go the fuck back where she was the last few years. Seriously.

Posted in:Garbage|J.Lo

2009

23

Nov

J.Lo Falls at the AMA’s of the Day

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I hope her sex tape performance is better than this. Watching a sloppy fat chick act sexy fucks with my head and that’s really all I have to say…..the only unfortunate thing about all this is that she didn’t fall on her head and Natasha Richardson her fat ass self….

Posted in:AMAs|J.Lo

2008

15

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Did a Triathlon of the Day

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The biggest assed joke of the day is that a fat Jennifer Lopez did some triathlon like she’s some kind of athlete for a charity that I call trying to prove herself. She took about 2.5 hours to complete it and she had some help from her trainer, who based on her ass, isn’t the kind of trainer I’d hire for my wife if I was rich and famous, mainly because if I was rich and famous, I’d drop my wife off at the curb and move onto younger hotter pussy, but also because dude’s obviously not very good at his job. Sure you can argue that her ass is genetic and that it’s some beautiful phenomenon that you love, but I like to think it’s cuz you have no standards and no real opinion of your own and you just jumped on the bandwagon, because the only person who would find anything about this hot is a black man and that’s just because they like any pussy that isn’t attached to a black woman, no matter how offensive it is, proven in the fact that I was out with my wife this weekend and at least 5 black guys freaked out, in a good way when she walked by, to the point where I had to turn to them and ask them if they were on fuckin’ drugs because cat calling a cow, confuses me so much that it’s gotta be drug related….

Either way, here she is being active because it’s funny.

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Posted in:Athlete|J.Lo|Jennifer Lopez

2008

09

Jul

Some New J.Lo Bikini Pics of the Day

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I saw a teenage pregnant girl and her teenage baby daddy walking down the street. It was funny because I could tell that dude refused to pay for her abortion because he wanted to buy an ounce of weed instead and was having second thoughts, like the time I spent the allowance my wife gave me on a wooden statue of Jesus at a garage sale, which seemed like a great idea, until I brought it home and realized that I didn’t have any booze for the next week. I could tell that dude was going to run as fast as he fuckin’ could when the baby took it’s first breath and for some reason, that made me happy.

About 5 minutes later, I saw a hot mom, she was carting around a couple of kids and was dressed like a classy escort in short shorts and a cleavage shirt, obviously she successfully bounced back from her pregnancy. I guess she missed all the attention boys used to give her before she gave up her uterus to some rich guy for a secure future and a benz. J.Lo wasn’t quite as lucky with that, but here are some pictures of her in her bikini from the other day, from some new angles for you J.Lo fans.