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2019

25

Nov

All the Tits at the American Music Awards of the Day

The bootleg scam that are the American Music Awards happened and I assume no one fucking cared, at least I hope that no one cares…

It is a Dick Clark presentation that despite him being dead is still the pile of shit that it always was, only now we have options to do other things with our time than see radio music we don’t actively listen to win awards that mean nothing other than to hype up a musicians ego…or help them get more credibility…even though they know they’re all scams…we have more than 3 Networks to choose from and we know that musicians of today are just puppets that we don’t need to see get praised for their videogame style brain washing music…

I believe that no award shows matter, but the American Music Awards really do not matter. They are only a place to make Dick Clark and his soul that I assume has been re-assigned into Ryan Seacrest as his other host body rots wherever the fuck they have that wide American Dream smile that defined decades of pop music in America…money…

But it still gets people out, it’s party of the revenue stream, you need celebs to show up to get those brand sponsors…..and these are the sluts in attendance.

I can’t tell you who won, I know there was some fake news hype around Halsey’s speech, because mainstream media feel they need to cover this shit, despite it not mattering at all, they force clickbait stories out of it, like Lizzo’s purse size, Halsey saying it’s not about awards it’s about fans, basically shitting on her award cuz she knows she needs the fans, and other nonsense like Taylor Swift beating Michael Jackson in some meaningless “she’s won the most AMAs”….it’s all so fucking ghetto…but buy into it.

Tyra Banks being scary

Tessa Brooks, whoever that is!

Taylor Swift looking like a 65 year old trying her luck at a penny slot in Atlantic City

Selena Gomez in her New Face and New TIts

Maya Hawke looking a lil too much like Ethan and not enough UMA

Lizzo the big skinned gayl

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Lauren Jauregui, not sure who she is but lookin’ good.

Kesha still around

Kelsea Ballerini with the tits out

Julissa Bermudez round titty dress

Jenna Dewan lookin FAT

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Jameela Jamil judging everyone while looking like Dev Patel..

Heidi Klum Eugenics Tits

Halsey hiding her big implants

Esther Anaya titty scars

Dua Lipa Long Tongue

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Constance Wu in some Ali Express Dress

Ciara braless tits out

Christina Aguilera scaring me

Carrie Underwood winning

Camila Cabello Looking like the dirty dish rag you find at a trap house

Alyson Stoner still weird looking..

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2017

20

Nov

Selena Gomez and the AMAs of the Day

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Midget Selena Gomez had her new Kidney she harvested off a groupie in exchange for room and board and the right to have her kidney in Selena gomez, and it dripped down her leg and all over her knees in some weird performance she did at the American Music awards – that the media are trained to be excited about, it’s a comeback story of some rich brat, with a terminal autoimmune disease, who runs in and out of rehab, while jacking up her face and tits, trying to figure out just how to turn her midget body into hot…and the public like it, it’s brain washing shit, I know ultimately, the public doesn’t give a fuck about her or anything she does…they are just told to care…

This was part of the AMAs or the American Music Awards, created by robot Dick Clarke who probably diddled more than just Ryan Seacrest when he was alive, or before being turned into Ryan Seacrest host body….

The AMAs are the worst award shows, while all award shows are the worst, these are straight up the fucking worst…so bad that I was given tickets to the shit once…no joke…just filling up seats hoping someone would care..

The fact they still happen is hilarious, but something just won’t die…and I guess their angle is hope for social media content, hope the most followed girl Selena shows up in a night gown covered in blood.

Garbage, but anything to celebrate these assholes is what matters…

Selena Gomez Blonde who cares, Selena Gomez succumbs to her disease…hell yes.

I’m tired of all these entitled mainstream assholes getting paid while thinking and acting important…

If I want to see a dramatic stripper performance, I’ll got to the damn strip club…

She was in leather on the red carpet…

Some behind the scenes…

She was bloody while performing…

She was LIP SYNCING her terrible song because it’s so bad even she doesn’t want to sing it..

She’ll angle it that it has to do with her disease and the world will sympathize.

She posted these “art” pics by some cunt fake feminist narcissist from canada…

She posted these IG videos…

There were other sluts hoping to get noticed….

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Demi Lovato – Dressed for Prom

Nicole Kidman and a Sheer Top

Madelaine Petsch the weird girl from Riverdale

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Hailee Steinfeld….new Face

Jenna Dewan…Tits…

Heidi Klum Looking Good..

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2013

25

Nov

The AMAS from Instagram of the Day

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There was a time when I used to live-blog these events. I’d make fun of every live award show, even the low grade ones that don’t matter, like the American Music Awards…which to date have been the only award show what have invited me to attend…something you’d think would make me like them, but reminds me of how desperate they are.

You see I like my award show like I like my women…no, not locked in my basement or on all fours…but rather thinking they are too good for me, and not giving me the time of day…

Things that happened that you’d care about…Rihanna dressed like an Emoji, Taylor Swift is just 23 and wins a lot in her tight dress and 80s hair, J.Lo sang in Spanish because the Hispanic market is huge and still buy her records, even when she wears panties, clearly a Crime on Catholicism….Miley sang with a lip syncing cat, in what was genius creative direction – seriously – I loved it and Lady Gaga showed up on a try hard pony and pretended to be Marilyn Monroe while R.Kelly shoulda been peeing on her…and Christina Aguilera he been cyber bullied into not being fat…Good times…not really…awards shows are shit and this one should have died with Dick Clark…

Here’s a round up from instagram…to give you a sense of what I hope you missed, because you’re a grown ass man and don’t need to watch this shit…

Here’s the Miley Performance…

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2009

23

Nov

J.Lo Falls at the AMA’s of the Day

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I hope her sex tape performance is better than this. Watching a sloppy fat chick act sexy fucks with my head and that’s really all I have to say…..the only unfortunate thing about all this is that she didn’t fall on her head and Natasha Richardson her fat ass self….

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2008

24

Nov

Beyonce Was Fat at the AMA’s of the Day

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Being the most relevant site on the internet that nobody reads, I had the pleasure of not being invited to the AMAs. I did watch them at my neighbor’s house on HD and it was as bad as I expected it to be. I mean for as long as I can remember, it’s always been this piece of shit award show, pretty much the lowest quality award show, not that any award show is really quality, but this Dick Clark production always offended me for being an industry jerk off fest, but it never offended me as much as it did last night, because they allowed Beyonce on stage in her leotard in HD.

Sure, they had a strobe light to diffuse the affect of her disgustingness, and sure she was in a bunch of pairs of Spanx, and sure she had some support pantyhose on to act like cheese cloth holding in the cottage cheese, but I still saw a lot more shakin’ than I wanted to and if she had to make an acceptance speech for having the privilege to make ABC the least wholesome and family oriented than it has ever been by doing a dance number she stole from an above 40 year old mom’s aerobic class back in ’89, she probably would have thanked a few too many fried chicken meals, Rihanna for giving her a new hunger and a desperate need to compete even if it is a battle she will not win, she’s still holdin’ on like an old athlete refusing to retire and a delusion that she’s had by constant re-affirmation that she’s hot and obviously the lord and savior Jesus Christ for watching over her, but that’s just a black thang.

Good morning, welcome to my site on the beginning of this glorious American Thanksgiving week.

BONUS – Beyonce Performing in Pictures…Because the Video Wasn’t Fat Enough…