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2019

08

Jan

Alyson Stoner Bikini of the Day

Alyson Stoner Bikini

Alyson Stoner is some older Disney Kid, who I guess was sexualized by her family and execs at Disney, because like all old girls who were on Disney…she’s out there whoring in a bikini…

You perverts probably know her because she was in the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody….and the Step Up Stomp The Yard series….because she’s a dancer…so you know her….dancing is one of your favorite things to watch teens or adults pretending to be teens do…your secret youtube account subscriptions….I mean when you “accidentally” come across a teen dance video on your innocent youtube journey….and it’s got 8 million views…that I highly doubt are from 8 million other kids learning to dance…but likely from 8 million people like you jacking off…because YOUTUBE and I guess Disney Channel is a perverted fucking place for perverts who can hide their perversion behind a fucking screen…when really it’d be nice if Youtube exposed them but they’d lose 90 percent of their pageviews / web traffic….the internet is a horny place..

I still don’t really know who Alyson Stoner is, but girls who dance are girls who can fuck, and when they are half naked in bikini on social media…that is easier to visualize. So thanks.

Alyson Stoner Bikini

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