Kinga Trojan Is the Kind of Girl You Don't Wear a Trojan With of the Day

2019

Jan

Kinga Trojan Is the Kind of Girl You Don’t Wear a Trojan With of the Day

I don’t know what level model Kinga Trojan is. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her. I googled her quick-like cuz that’s all the effort I am willing to put into this, when I know you’re only here for the tits, and I found very little about her other than that she’s got 4,000 followers so she’s still out there working the scene and probably not a super cunt about it yet, cuz you can just throw all the 100k follower models in her face and be like “I don’t care if you work, make money, fuck rich guys, you ain’t shit, cuz you don’t matter on social media, hot or not, the world knows the only things that matter happen on social media, talent doesn’t matter, ability to online market yourself matters”…

I do know that I love that her last name is trojan, because she’s probably got all kinds of Trojan jokes, you know like that you wouldn’t wear a trojan with her, unless you were actually about to get with her, in which case you would, cuz you’re rich and you know she’d trap you…and possibly give you other rich guy diseases….

I am sure no one has said her name without thinking about the Condoms…maybe she should be their ambassador…her first instagram campaign…while she figures out her career…I’ll look at her tits.