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2019

23

Jan

Oksana Klimarchuk Right Name, Right Outfit of the Day

Oksana Klimarchuk has the right name….I went through this already today….Russian sounding name, possibly a sex worker, likely not a webcam model like her friends from back home…but maybe she is…who knows….it’s all a grey area…blurred lines…like that song that made that fat titty bitch with the belly button famous….all whores…all the time….but when they are Russian or from Communism they have the right level of darkness and more importantly…the right level of work ethic..

I guess what I am saying is that….it’s nice to see some nipple rings.

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2019

23

Jan

Angela Olszewska Right Name, Right Outfit of the Day

If you know me – you know my love for the Eastern European / Soviets. There’s something about communism that killed off the uglies, taught people a level of desperation through starvation, trained them to be hard workers, or spies…and the whole thing created an opportunistic kind of self serving hustle.

I also love instagram girls doing instagram shoots with there tits out…and sometimes thing of all the sluts I’d miss out on if the GRAM wasn’t real…

So this Angela chick….Right Name, Right Outfit, Right Shoot. Great times for all…except maybe her…you know selling herself for this cheap…but it’s better than being paid to piss on webcam….

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2019

18

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am working on my memoir….calling it:

“Digesting pop culture and violently and painfully shitting it out on the internet since 2004 thanks to terrible fucking hemorrhoids caused by sitting all day digesting pop culture…that isn’t really pop culture at all…but rather the women bodies that are part of pop culture…since I don’t care about their stories, their gossip…just their tits…and I guess buttholes….”

The other working title was “Jesus Martinez: From Tears to Laughter”…but I don’t think it tells enough of my story….

Not that I am actually working on a memoir, I don’t like the concept of “working” towards anything and prefer sitting….hence the hemorrhoids….

So really I just wasted your time with nonsense rambling…the way you like it…pervert.

Here are some morning links at 12:30 pm because morning means different things to different people….

The Man Who KIlled Morgan Freeman’s Granddaughter – DId It Cuz Morgan Freeman Molested a Girl….Intense
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Bikini Bubbles is the Dumb Fetish of the Day
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Terrible Tourists VS New Zealand
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People Doing Awesome Things – Compilation
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Tao Wickratch Bikini Slut
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Spider Comes in for a Cold Beer
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Skateboarding Down a Slide…Idiot Daredevils…>Someone Slow Mo This – She May Have Big Tits
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Victoria Beckham Nips
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Rihanna Does Luxury
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2019

10

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Butt Shot of the Day

Ashley Tisdale despite being 40 years old, because when she did High School Musical she was 30, playing an 18 year old, has historically had a decent body and a broken down, busted up face…even before her mangled BOTCHED nose job…that may not be as bad as the BOTCHED ass implants I linked to yesterday …but that was pretty fucking bad…

I singled her out and cyberbullied her, even though no one heard me because I am irrelevant….only because she was getting media hype around being an “It girl” or the “Hottest thing”…something I knew was paid for….

BUT I always defended her fitness and said, even if she’s garbage, has a shitty face, a hot body goes a long fuckng way….so far that she’s out there on instagram like all girls showing off her ass…cuz why the fuck wouldn’t you show your ass if your body is all you have going for you and all the girls you compete with are doing it…you have no choice….if you want to play their game…

I’m just sad there’s not anal tissue exposed….it makes all the butt shots better.

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2019

09

Jan

Brie Larson Erotica of the Day

Brie Larson Erotica

Brie Larson is garbage. She is not hot and I will not buy into the fake news or media hype around her and give into their lies…

I know how Hollywood works, they polarize situations, and overhype by hiring these people who pass their Hollywood test, giving them this sense of importance and celebrity…when I know the truth…

Brie Larson was a b-list actress, who played a woman who was abducted and lived in a room with a kid who out-acted her, winning an Oscar, which means nothing but hype to solidify the scam the agencies are trying to pull off….and now all of a sudden I am supposed to buy into and endorse Brie Larsos as someone worth fucking for any reason other than the story, her fame, her finances….I don’t get it..and I will not give into ti…

Brie Larson is not hot. I prefer the cheese she was named after. It has more place in our lives than her Hollywood nonsense, now doing Comic Book movies…such a thoughtful actor right…more like someone a team of people felt they could cash the fuck in on…

Brie Larson Erotica

Here are some shots of her working out in tight leggings..

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2019

08

Jan

Dylan Penn’s Fuckin’ on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

Dylan Penn Pussy Bikini

I am a big fan of Dylan Penn…not only because she’s got big tits, or because we’ve seen her nudes when the nudes were leaked, reminding us that she’s got great tits, and is good at masturbating, like most people probably are….I mean if you’re going to do it, you might as well be good at it…and I guess it’s be hard to be bad at it…since even retards, like full fledged retards are good at it…they do it everywhere…especially at the public pool on retard swim day…

That said, Dylan Penn, celebrity child…her mom is Jenny from Forrest Gump…her brother Hailey Joel Osment, who is now known as Emily Osment…her dad Tom Hanks…which is weird…but I guess Sean Penn adopted her….

I appreciate some Celebrity kids, not most celebrity kids, but the ones who aren’t annoying cunts, but rather who know their parents are famous and find happiness and comfort in that, and who don’t really try to go out there and become a Kardashian..or the girl in 50 Shades of Grey…

There are always a few dialed in and connected rich kids who are just all around awesome, and then there are those who are the fucking opposite of that…so until Dylan Penn gets annoying…she’s great…and I’m not just saying that cuz she’s hot in a bikini…fucking on the beach….practicing her surfing on some boners….or maybe I am.

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2019

08

Jan

Kinga Trojan Is the Kind of Girl You Don’t Wear a Trojan With of the Day

I don’t know what level model Kinga Trojan is. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her. I googled her quick-like cuz that’s all the effort I am willing to put into this, when I know you’re only here for the tits, and I found very little about her other than that she’s got 4,000 followers so she’s still out there working the scene and probably not a super cunt about it yet, cuz you can just throw all the 100k follower models in her face and be like “I don’t care if you work, make money, fuck rich guys, you ain’t shit, cuz you don’t matter on social media, hot or not, the world knows the only things that matter happen on social media, talent doesn’t matter, ability to online market yourself matters”…

I do know that I love that her last name is trojan, because she’s probably got all kinds of Trojan jokes, you know like that you wouldn’t wear a trojan with her, unless you were actually about to get with her, in which case you would, cuz you’re rich and you know she’d trap you…and possibly give you other rich guy diseases….

I am sure no one has said her name without thinking about the Condoms…maybe she should be their ambassador…her first instagram campaign…while she figures out her career…I’ll look at her tits.

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2019

07

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The world is so queer now. I remember a time you could call a fag a fag and bully him for it..you know because if you don’t bully people…you just encourage them to get weirder and weirder and darker and darker as they cry for attention….and now that we are all about inclusivity, with no bullying, the weirdos are getting weirder and weirder and I wonder where it will all end….before society as a whole draws a line and says “this is too much”…what is the breaking point, they can’t just hate the haters..eventually they will hate what thy pretend to be supportive of….but being supportive makes everyone less edgy, less interesting, less creative, less fun….just all the fuckin same…

Wrestling Tampon Eating
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Fat Chick Calls Alison Brie a Bitch
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Erotic / Terrifying Trampoline Workout
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Dua Lipa – Yellow Tit Bikini
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Tiffany Trump Nigerian Boyfriend
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Cowboys Broken Ankle
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Emma Stone Apologizes for Pretending to be an Asian
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Chick in Bathing Suit Does Handsfree Burpee Challenge for you to Jerk Off To
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Gwyneth Paltrow – BIKINI
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Bella Thorne Braless Fake Tits
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Bikini Whore Showdown
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Craziest Guitar Ever…
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SUV over Guardrail
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Pot Smoking Lawyers
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Jessa Rhodes in Latex
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Kate Beckinsale is Fucking Pete Davidson
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Claudia Romani No Name Whore Doing Yoga Poses
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Dad Dragging Kid Through Airport
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Biggest Burnout in History
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Christian Bale Offended Dick Chaney’s Daughter by Saying he was Inspired by Satan when Playing her Dad
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Katy Perry Ugly Swimwear Cuz She’s Ugly
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Instant Justice Bike Theft
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Bulldog Wants to Check the Mail
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Ariel Winter Tights….
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Caroline Flack – Panty Flash
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Madison Beer – Crop Top – Mini Skit
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Christina Ricci Big Head
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Kim Garner Gets the Shot…
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Emily Osment Scary
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Kat Graham – Business SLut
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Hailey Bieber is a Dude
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Sarah Silverman Tight Dress – Perverts
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Bloated Face Lohan
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Some Event I’ve Never Heard of Called the Art of Elysium
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Bafta Event of the Day
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Jamie King Blazer
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Cam Girls Losing their Damn Minds…cuz they Are all Mental Cases…
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Really Hot Cam Girl – Shitty Tattoos Though
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Self Shot Sluts
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Girls in See Through Clothing
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Reddit Exhibitionist Scrumptiouspie
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Hot Amateur Sluts
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A Bunch of Leaked Celeb Nudes…
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Sexy Calyspo Muse Naked
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MILF PUSSY of the Day
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T-Shirt of the Day
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Tumblr Porn Still Happens of the Day
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Natural Titty Bounce
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Sex Musical Chairs…
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Insane Hot Russian Nude Photographer!
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Fat Wife Pees on Husbands Face – Gross
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Sybil is Naked and Amazing
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Titty Squeeze
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Romance.
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Defi Got some Defi-nite Huge Tits
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Bing Bang Pussy Spread
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AMateur Naked Beach Babes
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2019

07

Jan

Stella Maxwell in a See Through Dress of the Day

Stella Maxwell is out there with her skinny legs to remind you all that Lesbianism is a myth…it’s a choice these women make…unlike gays who are born that way, or who realize that women are the fucking worst, who have to be wired different to take dick in their ass, or to fuck dudes up the ass, as any straight guy will tell you they’d never do that, and every fag out there will tell you they’d never not want to do it….where as lesbians are just a couple girls hanging out, masturbating together, shoving cock like things in each other….and in Stella’s case, it worked out for her…cuz she managed to get some broken celebrity women to “date” her…in their “lesbian” phase that never last…cuz they aren’t gold digging Elle’s scissoring their pussy with Ellen’s wallet pussy…they are just media hype and it got her in Victoria’s Secret…the mainstream success all slutty models want cuz it pays and feeds their ego..

Well she’s out in a see through dress being fancy for Golden Globes bullshit..

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2019

07

Jan

Anne-Claire Bousquet Says She’s a Model, So Here are her Tits of the Day

I am far more interested in these young social media do it yourselfers out there trying to get famous on the internet through curated and stylized shoots, because they don’t want to work real jobs, that’s for suckers…and they don’t want to do sex work, that’s for whores…but they do want to show the world their great tits, even if only 5,000 people of the world are possibly exposed to said tits, maybe one of them will be a creepy pervert blogger who puts her up…only for her to email me to take them down cuz she doesn’t like how I am portraying her, you know pointing and calling her out for the low level attempt at fame…despite thinking her tits are wonderful….in a she must be a rich kid, otherwise she’d be a cam girl, but her rent is paid…so she can just piss off her dad like this….

She’s from France, so toplessness is really just the equivalent of a bikini top…

Looks good though.

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