Kanye West once told me that Pete Davidson had AIDS.
This was back when Pete Davidson was fucking Kim Kardashian and getting Kanye’s kid’s name, which Kim K owns the trademark of, tattooed on him. Weird.
Apparently, whores don’t get disgusted by pasty, weird bodied freaks, with dad’s who died in September 11th, who Hilary Clinton has been friends with since he was a kid, and who was planted into our eco system of pop culture by the authorities who decide these kinds of things, where we were told he was funny….
Just a nerdy white guy in his street wear designed to speak to a generation of nerdy white guys desperately trying to be cool by buying 1,000 dollar sneakers made by Kanye West.
Kanye himself didn’t tell me that, we’re not friends, but it’d be great if he did buy this site off me. I’m ready to retire….but someone who claimed they worked with Kanye did because I guess they wanted me to spread the rumor to the 12 people who read this site and who probably can’t spread much more than their asses for the fat chicks who they let fuck them up the ass.
Anyway….I don’t find Pete Davidson interesting, funny, compelling and he’s actually hard to look at on the screen because he’s really gross looking, like he’s dying, on some Steve Buscemi kick, but less charming….
That being said, he’s rich and famous and can land the quality internet pussy a lazy man who doesn’t want to dig too deep would find….you know the highly followed chicks you see the tits of and jerk off to and say…maybe I’ll rent that for the weekened….like testing out a new car.
The problem is that these chicks are professionals and end up knocked up when they realize they’ve reached peak dude to get knocked up by, and rich motherfucker’s paying out 25k a month to these pussies they bred for 18 years….
Sure 25k a month is nothing to a Pete Davidson who probably makes a lot more than that off the money he’s made alone….but it is a lot of money to instagram whores who no longer need an Onlyfans, or that dark life of fucking rich dudes for rent money….
Elsie Hewitt is basically a younger, arguably hotter Em Rat Cow….who Davidson also fucked…
She’s got tits, fake tits, but still tits, that seduced Ryan Philippe of Reese Witherspoon Husband fame….only for him to kick her when she wouldn’t fuck off….which led to her suing him and probably cashing in…
Quality chick, right…
She may have got her start in the final days of Playboy, when Playboy didn’t matter, but she was able to use that to convince rich out of touch dudes that it mattered enough to fuck her….she’s had more than just Philippe, but also Benny Blanco, Selena Gomez’s ape and Jason Sudeikis….
Davidson and Hewitt were spotted in Florida, where she was whoring, and he was showing us he doesn’t care if a pussy’s eaten more dick than the doctors who cut dicks off dudes and turn their ball sack into vaginas….since, as Kanye once told me, he’ already got AIDS…and if you have learned anything about AIDS, it’s that once you get it, you can fuck any homeless heroin addict need sharing prostitute raw…you’ve already got the WORST that can happen.
She’s really not that hot.
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