I want to start this of by saying that I have been a Lohan fan and supporter for the entirely of her career, the lows and the highs, the ups and the downs, the near death and the prospering….and I’ve always rooted for her and said she’ll be back and she will win an OSCAR….

However, I find the whole Lindsay Lohan comeback pretty fucking boring. The satanic Hollywood industry is so fucking predictable and trash and I was hoping Lohan’s comeback would be more fun.

They wouldn’t give her work, tried to destroy her. Sent her off to the middle-east to develop weird accents, where she fucked weird men, where she may have even been a participant in HUMMUS parties, all while evading high USA taxes because her shit was a disaster when she left.

Now that it’s ironic to bring her back, where they think she has some clout or something they can build off because the Gen Z kids are into the 90s….they give her a full-ride scholarship to shitty Hallmark movies and other Disney shit all to help the machine hit their revenue targets…..

I did prefer Lohan when she was a rough looking disaster. This white-washed, wrinkleless BOTOX machine. Now a wholesome mom and hardly as fun as she was when she was a wreck, just so artificial.

The new Lohan is basically medicated AI….and not reminiscent of the OLD Lohan at all.

Maybe it was a clone swap, but untimately, it’s disappointing…So I made a T-Shirt about it:

Now, people are praising Lohan’s face for being so youthful and fake as fuck, so she posted a picture of the BOTOX artist that created it for her. Soon to be middle aged and botched, but currently riding that porn face we’ve normalized…

BUY THE T-SHIRT CLICK HERE

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Have the parasites in your brain from cat shit made you a satanic homosexual yet?

It is around the time of year, the most wonderful time of year, where all the Atheists and non-believers decide to be offended that you’re celebrating Jesus. They rage when you remind them it is Jesus’ birthday.

I always found it funny how non-believers get MAD at believers, it’s very libtard of them, because libtards get mad when you don’t play along with their weirdo agenda…who cares if someone lives for eternal salvation, who believes there is a higher purpose, something to be accountable to and most importantly, someone to guide your life here on earth, in a way that you don’t have to fear. They want you to fear but you don’t have to…

When I wasn’t a true believer, I wasn’t offended by believers, maybe I’d laugh and point at the abortion rally because I was told killing babies makes cumming in chicks more possible….

When I was on the fence about the whole Jesus thing thanks to the horrible satanic society we live in doing everything in its power to make us think Christians were insane….when they are the nice, kind, inviting ones….

I always appreciated their commitment to the cause, their faith in the word and I’ve always loved Evangelicals, Christian radio, Christian Music, Country Hymns and Gospel….

I also loved extreme mind control sex cults….I just didn’t fully dive in…when all I ever wanted was a sex cult of my own….that sings Christian Music, Hymns on Christian Radio…..

So yeah, lots of people mad about Jesus’ birthday coming up….but at least we can all collectively get drunk on the gingerbread…and shitty Lindsay Lohan BOTOX FACE FREAK movies…

Or you can start the building out the roadmap and architecture of our sex cult, I hope there will be women there and not just a bunch of homo dudes with worms in your brains looking for an asshole to fuck….

Here are some stepLINKS

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If you’ve ever been to a funeral, you’ll know that those morticians can do wonders with the corpse.

I guess that’s what Kate Beckinsale’s Make Up artist is trained in….making dead or near dead bodies look good.

It’s probably easier to do before they die, since they are still alive….but for long, we just don’t know, since Beckinsale was hospitalized for shitting our throat…

That being said, she’s still able to go to events and pretend to eat RITZ CRACKERS…in heavy make-up like the brothel whore she is and we’ve got the pics…and videos…since she posted them on the internet.

I don’t know if you follow this garbage who thinks so fucking hot..but when someone leaves a negative on her profile, she goes fucking mental.

She’ll start posting screenshots of their profile, analyzing and ripping them apart…she’ll pull up pics of them and expose them for being assholes….ALL while being an asshole….arguably a BIGGER asshole because she has a huge reach and can ruin a man’s life….where as his meaningless comment on her feed could just be ignored…instead vindictive cyberbully cunt wants to ruin you…

She literally wants to use her celebrity to destroy a man’s life, with no remorse or empathy, when all she has to do is IGNORE or DELETE a comment.

She is a terrible person and clearly, she is a liberal, because that’s lib-tard behavior, when people are mean, or CEOs of healthcare companies, or if they think Transgenderism is a mental illness, because it is…they will LITERALLY want you dead….

In COVID, these people wanted me dead for not having a shot or wearing a mask and I’d have fights about the shit…

Meanwhile Kate Beckinsale, FULLY VACCINATED is dying from her vaccine injuries as her mom dies off from VACCINE turbo cancers…

No wonder she’s so mad…I just wish she was MAD at me….I could use the press!.

Here’s her daughter Lily Mo Sheen, not Charlie Sheen’s daughter, but if she was it would explain BECKINSALE”s AIDS.

I think you can see her nipple, which may remind you of her leaked nudes when she was dyking out on video in college, pussy spread and smeared across the camera fame of our minds….only to have them RUDELY ripped from our lives because her legal team MEANLY sent MEANIE emails to me, almost ABUSIVE and mean-spirited with threats of destroying this site, MY LIFE WORK, unless I take them down….these people can DISH IT NOT TAKE IT…

Anyway, I think you can see her daughter of a whore so she’s a whore nipple:

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Gisele Bundchen is so fucking old….that she’s probably officially hormonally a dude …

Yet she’s managed to get pregnant, defying science, because her child’s Kung Fu instructor came as hard as he could in her, as often as he could, tapping into his Martial Art abilities and miraculously making a child via her asshole, because her balls get in the way of the VAGINAL sex you typically need to get that womb filled up….

I’ve always thought boxy Gisele was a Brazilian tranny import by Victoria’s Secret to fuck with us.

I just assumed Tom Brady was a homo and that her pregnancies were staged, using movie magic.

I realize she was really a high paid model, but I just though it was all part of a bigger conspiracy to trick us…

So buying into her being pregnant in Costa Rica is challenging because it implies she’s SO fertile she didn’t go through menopause all those years I thought she was a man, but she’s instead SUPER fucking fertile that she gets knocked up at 50….is challenging…

BOYS can’t get pregnant…..unless you’re reading the wrong websites that refer to mothers as “people with wombs” or some other derogatory anti-female shit….

Here’s some anti-female shit:

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You probably don’t know who Caylee Cowan is, but I do, because her annoying legal team harassed me to remove basically every picture of her and I complied, despite being lazy, because I figured, why bother keeping that shit on the site.

She was a sloppy LA whore trying to make it in LA by whoring. She got herself into the right whore circles with notorious “fixer” Rick Solomon, who she was fucking and who posted pictures of USED CONDOMS he used with her, which we posted here because it was the kind of news I endorse….

For some reason, she was sold to Casey Affleck, the Affleck with the weird voice, and now they are trying to position her as a classy actress who just hasn’t made it yet…

Despite having been an OnlyFans whore, who posted nude or semi nude racy pics for attention….Pictures they are trying to erase from the internet…and that they succeeded in getting erased here but that I am sure you can just google to find.

The good news is that Caylee Cowan the aspiring actress in LA who who was eaten up by the young sloppy big tits trying to make it in America powered through and got sold off to an actual celebrity….

She now gets to go to the events because her rebranding and mind controlling exercises have been fully executed.

And she’s still showing off her tits in a sheer dress, but now it’s for fashion not to pay her rent….

She’s not very hot, but tits are tits at an AIDS event, because she’s anti-AIDS, hence the whole CONDOM Solomon posted!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Apparently, there’s an election going on…

Like a Taylor Swift song, it’s everywhere you turn, even when you’re not looking for it.

Does it actually make a difference or are they just manipulating your minds?

Will they let you be prosperous or are you the forever tax paying slave class…

I guess you’ll have to vote to find out, because apparently your vote matters….

I am Canadian and prefer to focus my time on the tits of a dying breed of alien hybrid human we call “celebrities”….but all I hear about is this election…or Comedians who make racist jokes at what they are presenting as a Nazi Rally because it was at Madison Square Gardens, where countless bands have played over the years…

You’re all fucking nuts….

Which is why I put together some distractions for you….in the form of stepLINKS…for your sanity….I am the internet’s version of an anti-depressant…just compare yourself to me and how I spend my days and you’ll feel better about yourself, even if you’re at rock bottom…

It’s a skill.

Here are those stepLINK

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Here’s Sara Sampaio showing off her pussy in tight pants under the guise that it is a fitness video…

Because you know these girls just want you to see them doing fitness for no reason other than showing off their pussies.

Otherwise they would keep that shit to themselves, like they do with everything else that they do when they are top level Victoria’s Secret models who are trying to make it in Hollywood by MAKING IT with Jack Nicholson’s son.

It’s ALL so calculated…

Now, I’ve never found the fisherman’s daughter from Portugal very hot, she was always the VS model I didn’t really understand how she snuck in and a decade later, she’s equally not that hot…BUT…with the power of perversion and the power of the internet making these high paid models low level instagram trash crying for attenion…I WILL STARE at her pussy in her fitness video, since it’s a pussy, and in the current climate we’re at risk of losing pussy for all the dudes who decided they’ll be better at being chicks than chicks…like GISELE.

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Lindsay Lohan is old as shit, but she’s a familiar set of tits, even if she’s probably had them redone since the glory days of Lindsay Lohan in the mid 00s, before the meltdowns, the fake accents, the moving to Dubai for tax purposes and to find a husband with that Oil money.

Her face is jacked up with BOTOX, but at 40, you’d probably want that, it is better than the alternative….and she’s back on some sort of comeback tour that appears to be working for her….

It’s taken her a long time to get the industry to bring her back in, so we can assume that babies were sacrificed at Jamie Lee Curtis’ dungeon basement where there satanic rituals go down…..

I’m not hating on a hard nipple, hard nipples are fun, even when they are MOM hard nipples, so as a supporter and endorser of Lohan for upwards of 20 years…this shit is important…

You can barely see her puffy mom nips which are more soft than hard nips… but they are there….and it matters….

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Em Rata is one of those self fulfilling prophecies…I am a retard where I don’t really know what a self fulfilling prophecy is but it sounds like someone who believed their own hype after becoming a meme on instagram in the early days of instagram because she had some rockin’ tits…

Now, a decade later she has to continue her maintenance of that instagram celebrity since she’s got all those followers from being the queen of Instagram for a white due to the tits…

So she has a commitment to her fans to make her instagram face look as instagram as possible, which in person is pretty retarded looking, clown-like, muppet faced because she’s gone too extreme…

It is one of those see how far she can go to be as close to the instagram filters she uses so that when she does book jobs or call the paparazzi to take pics of her walking the dog….she looks like she does on instagram..

This face is fucking silly, whether her perky probably fake but she denies are fake tits and their puffy nips in a tank top excite you, that face is fucking rough around the edges and cartoon-like, which may also excite you.

Here it is.

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