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2018

16

May

Bella Hadid Moons the World of the Day

Bella Hadid is such trash, she’s like the woman throwing her feces at Tim Hortons….

You know just a garbage, not even hot, plastic surgery done up pile of lies that generated a lot of instagram followers thanks to proper coattail riding and her family’s sense of mooching off the Kardashians and hiring PR companies to create celebrity…it’s just a matter of a few strategically placed purchased covers and all of a sudden you matter…you go viral…the world cares about you and marketers throw money at you…while you look like some low level pornstar…who never films dick in her ass, but who does show off her ass, and really everything she can whenever she can because that’s how being a mooch bitch works.

I don’t find her hot, I don’t know what this nonsense is for, I do know what she was invited though she’s rich, dialed in and celebrated…because people are idiots…but at least there’s some mooning involved…like that time I was driving on the highway by a school bus full of college girls heading home from some field trip…who decided to flash and moon every car that drove by them…each girl trying upstage the next..it what may have been a fantasy and not a reality, I can never be too sure, but I am sure this is not as exciting because it’s Bella Hadid.

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2018

15

May

KJ Skorge Naked Model of the Day

The life lesson in this…is that everyone is a model if they are willing to get naked on camera…

Whether it’s KJ Skorge….who I am sure you’ve never heard of…or some fat married woman trying to get her husband amped up on her in this era of distractions and porn…that makes her look and feel as disgusting and undesirable as she is…doing some boudoir shit…

Only KJ Skorge is skinny when she does it, which makes her a more interesting model…

That’s about all I have to say about that…

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2018

10

May

Patricia Contreras Nip Slip of the Day

Patricia Contreras Nip Slip in a White Dress 2

I don’t know who Patricia Contreras is…

But you can see her nipple…slipping out of her dress…which in this era doesn’t really matter, bitches are putting their nipples out on the internet all day, but to an old timer like me, who remembers an era of no nipples being slipped, I get nostalgic remembering when moments like this were massive, important, exciting and amazing…

Patricia Contreras, whoever you are, thanks for reminding me of what matters….what it’s all about…why I get up everyday….

I mean I don’t actually care, but what the fuck else was I going to write about Patricia Contreras….

Patricia Contreras is back at it, skinny mexican “actress” with the big tits lets her nipples loose on the red carpet at cannes – how did she even get in?

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2018

09

May

Khloe Kardashian’s Massive Fake Ass of the Day

Khloe Kardashian Big Fake Ass of the Day

The Khloe Kardashians, who is the monster Kardashian, even though I think the entire family are sent from hell to show the world how fucked up we are all, yet this one is the most disgusting of the bunch, which is only funny because she was even more fucking disgusting before they figured out non invasive sugeries that could turn them all into the same looking doughy sex doll that Kim paved the way for them all to be….yet still fucking disgusting, just not too disgusting for some NBA players to knock her up, because I guess they are massive and she’s the only thing that can handle their dicks, and it doesn’t look too awkward while they are 7 foot tall and she’s 6 foot 5….Blame OJ….I mean I am sure she does every day…

I guess this is post pregnancy fame whoring, because she recently had a prop and storyline for their vile show I’ve never watched….straight from the paparazzi…that they hired and sold the pics for because it’s all manipulative bullshit people buy into…there are teams of people behind this one digusting behind…seriously…I have nudes that were sent to me by the girl who runs their social media company….who helped build their empire…it’s all contrived bullshit but America fucking loves it…you’re all fucking crazy…but not as crazy as whatever she did to this ass…gross.

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2018

29

Mar

Elle Fanning’s Ass in a Demin Jumpsuit of the Day

Elle Fanning is in a jumpsuit, a good old one piece denim outfit, that is straight from 2005 stripper fashions, at least based on my experience with this outfit, that was all the rage in 2005….and that I have very fond and even terrifying memories of…

If you’d go to a club, this was the look, tits out of the top, cameltoe in the front…the demin jumpsuit was the star of the fucking show…it may have even been something in a J.Lo video, I don’t know where these girls get inspired by, I just know it happened..

Well, I remember a good friend of mine decided to go from car salesman to stripper because the money was easier and more fun to get, why sell Toyota’s when you can let dudes grab your big tits for money….and she was finding her place in the world, touring city to city, only to ask to come to Montreal, the Mecca of trashy stripclubs, and stay with me….

I wasn’t fucking her, I mean to this day I have never even seen her tits, but she’d hang out during the day, then hit up the strip clubs at night, and come back when she was done…and she spent probably three weeks doing this….and in those three weeks, while I wasn’t seeing tits, or pussy, or getting lap dances or blowjobs…she wore her one jump suit, exactly like this jump suit…EVERY single day….with no underwear…for 3 weeks….often times unshowered…and I thought that jump suit must smell like shit…and one day, while she was at work, she left the jump suit behind…and staring me in the face..was this demin outfit I knew lived in her pussy for most of the time she was visiting…I had to face my fears…my disgust…and sniff it…and I did….and I’ve never quite been the same since..

Thanks for the PTSD trigger FANNING you assshole..

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2018

22

Feb

Katherine Heigl Got Them Titties On of the Day

Katherine Heigl in bed wearing a bra

Katherine Heigl has a taste of getting naked on social media, something she posted the other day, you know dabbling in trying to be a sex object…and clearly loving it…because she’s posted more.

I think and have always thought that she’s pretty fucking bunk, she’s pretty fucking old, even when she was at her peak of movies and TV, I was like “who’s this 50 year old fat chick”….

I am surprised anyone would really care that she’s putting out SMUT, shameless selfies like a teen girl, but then I remember what we are dealing with, a world of fucking perverts, and I don’t really care to see her naked…but I guess people do, and she’s loving the cocktease…women…are ridiculous.

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2018

19

Feb

Hailey Baldwin Church Slut Bikini Cleavage of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Chruch Slut

Hailey Baldwin is some bullshit Christian, her dad is some Jesus freak, their family friends are Jesus freaks, his business partner is the My Pillow Dot Com weirdo Jesus Freak…her friends are weird Pastors with their own Jesus Cult, the wife walks around with her tits out, then baptizes people like Bieber….because it’s all nonsense….and tits get hits, even for the Jesus weirdos…

This girl is a bootleg Kardashian, waiting her turn for the other girls to burn out, and in the meantime posts pics of her pushing out her tits…as JESUS would want it if he wasn’t gay…

Hailey Baldwin White Lace Bra

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2018

15

Feb

Christina Aguilera Tits Out for Instagram of the Day

Christina aguilera holds her naked tits in the bathtub

Hey Christina Aguilera – tuck yo titties in your boxers u fat slob

This may have been hot 20 years ago, when you were rubbing your VAgenie in a bottle – not when you’re a 40 year old fat mom.

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2018

14

Feb

Adriana Lima being Slutty in Brazil of the Day

Adriana Lima short shorts

Adriana Lima, the good catholic from Brazil, is in Brazil, celebrating Mardi Gras / Carnival / or whatever this colonial, jesus shoved down the throat of the natives in the tropical countries, where white / spanish / portugese men came to steal their SUGAR and land…and kill off all the tribespeople in order to get their riches…

She’s out celebrated this Carnival with other sluts from Victoria’s Secret, in some bullshit marketing campaign, that makes me laugh, only because I remember hearing that LIMA was such a good catholic, she remained a virgin forever, despite having been jerk off material in her panties for money, like a sex worker for her ENTIRE adult life…which to me isn’t very catholic at all..

It’s amazing to me that she still sells the panties the way she does, she’s old…but at least she remains slutty…it’s important.

Lais Ribeiro and Jasmine Tookes were there too

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2018

14

Feb

Madison Beer’s Cameltoe of the Day

Madison Beer Cameltoe in LEggings

Madison Beer is some Beiber signed, youtuber first, rich from that internet money, not very compelling, but luckily bred by her mom to be some titty exposing attention seeker, who is now taking her online success offline, by trying to get the paparazzi up on her dick, on Valentines Day and everyday, thanks to showing up where they are, or where she called them to be, not doing anything really interesting or exciting, but jacking up her pants into her cunt, or pulling out tits in a casual way, trying to get people to notice her, and like me or any pervert sitting on the park bench in summer watching the woman’s yoga group do a day trip to YOGA In the park, we like the pussy definition….you know as a break from the tits….mix it up a little…even if we don’t and never will care about what we can assume is shitty music.

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2018

09

Feb

Hannah Ferguson Got Them Tits On of the Day

Hannah Ferguson tits

Hannah Ferguson went to some fashion week event. She’s been trying to polarize her life as a low to mid level bikini model from Sports Illustrated to doing the the whole fashion thing….so she lives in NYC, she goes to Fashion Events, she hangs with other models, and she is pulling it off.

She’s also lost weight, and some tit, even though her tits were her whole strategy when she was doing the cheesy model thing…but now she’s trying to high brow the half nakedness…while still showing off some tits.

I appreciate her hustle, if you get part of the way to where your ego thinks you belong, make the adjustments to get where your ego wants you to be, because no one actually cares enough to stop you.

Living the dream.

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More random pics of her from random bullshit…looking better than she did at the event…because I can see her asshole….

Hannah Ferguson Bottomless

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2018

22

Jan

Demi Lovato Underboob of the Day

Demo Lovato Underboob

Demi Lovato is extremely famous, which amazes me because I’ve never heard any of her songs or seen anything he’s been in, yet she’s got 65 million followers on Instagram, are there even 65 million people using instagram, that’s some really important shit, the kind of shit that makes a girl have a terrible ego, the kind of shit that makes a girl flash the base of her tits to her audience to get that feedback that she’s looking for, maybe while masturbating, you know a “tell me I’m hot, I’m about to cum”….where 500,000 people go crazy….including her management who reach out and say “maybe you should keep it in your pants, your fans are 12 year old girls”….to which she deletes it, even though her tits are what make her an empowered woman….now that she’s got the confidence to show the tits…while just last year, she was bragging about not wearing make-up and being fat….and all changed after she got dumped…thank god for that…because I endorse fat girls getting skinny and hot…just because I can buy their activism, which is really just pandering, with more enthusiasm…rather than anger at them for being full of shit lazy fucks…talking to fat lazy people who love being talked to because it empowers them….

Here’s a fitness pics…

Demi Lovato In Pink Leggings

Here’s some Demi Lovato’s Activism..

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2018

18

Jan

Pamela Anderson’s Tits of the Day

When looking at Pamela Anderson’s face you know that she’s a beat up old tire of a woman that has seen everything from hepatitis, to a porn career, to who the fuck cares….

But remember one very important thing…and that is that her most recent set of tits are like jailbait…probably under 16 years old…

And sure the vessel that they are delivered on, and the nipples attached to them…are terrifying in and of themselves…

The plastic jacked up inside her, that shit’s still got that new car smell.

I guess what it comes down to is that I don’t know what to say about Pam Anderson now that she’s beat Hepatitis…it’s like there’s no point to try to make fun of this legend still showing off cleavage.

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2018

15

Jan

Maitland Ward Tits for Kiss a Ginger Day of the Day

Maitland Ward Nipples in her Underwear

Maitland Ward is a doughy, even disgusting looking, 40 year old woman who gets named on the internet, because she realizes that people want to see her big fucking tits, even though she shows her big fucking tits all the fucking time, it’s really the only reason we know who she is, or talk about her, because before the tits on social media, she hadn’t been on TV in a decade, rocking out the Boy Meets World the later years like she was Topanga, as the brother’s girlfriend…a character I didn’t even notice while probably watching the show back then, who knows, we had limited options…

Well, the only day she’s actually relevant in her clickbait, because her whole career is finding way to get naked for various holidays or “national days”…is KISS a GINGER DAY, that I think used to be called Kick a Ginger Day back in high school, which I guess was Every Day – since GINGERs are weird pale skinned super powered outcasts that terrify most….especially when looking at how pink that pussy is.

Well, she’s the most popular clickbait on the site, people click her links and love her so take in this sex worker artistry that needs a sex tape…

Here she is being a fake lesbian


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2018

11

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Topless Mom Tits of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples on the Beach

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely, is the crowd favorite. The hottest British Model besides Kate Moss, and the main model to decide to try acting, in efforts to prove that Megan Fox was replaceable, making her a good time…but not as good of a Time as she’e been for Jason Strathem or whatever his name, the bald action figure girls find hot, because he’s fit and rich and bald, and not bald like the loser with the belly playing videogames who works at the Movie Theatre at 40….

She’s never been one to not be topless, and she’s topless again, in a shoot, this time post baby making, which in and of itself should be a crime, and not just to bodies and vaginas, but to the world, we’re overpopulated, and shedding uterus before filling it with a baby is just gross…parasitic…a horror movie…

So now them tits are MOM tits…

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