As someone who has never been able to secure mainstream advertisers because they categorize me as a porn magazine, mainly because I never censored pics of tits and I don’t censor my potty mouth, but those are things that make the evil rulers at google, who control who make money on the internet VERY mad….and they snuff you the fuck out and try to KILL you….

As someone who isn’t rich because of being flagged NSFW, I always get annoyed when I see mainstream magazines do porn-ish shoots, while being brand friendly, or ad friendly, because it’s positioned as art or some shit…

So Elle Magazine takes TikTok whore to generate hype for Elle Magazine and TikTok whore who likes being 90s men’s magazine porny for her Y2K aesthetic…who wants to do media for marketing herself hype….

So it’s a HIGH BROW concept, a brand friendly concept and not trashy porn….get it….it’s a BIG DIFFERENCE….when you do a mainstream take on it, rather than doing a serious take on it, and it’s all so fucking retarded….

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Britney Spears is the most exciting thing out there right now.

Not that I think it’s Britney Spears, but rather AI, Old Content or a Body Double, which may be what makes it extra exciting.

Seeing a top of the charts pop star, 25 years later, producing Phoebe Price style dance videos in her underwear, with the production value of a video shot on a Motorola Razr…in these modern AI times, it’s just very confusing across the board…

Seeing her in her panties, exciting…dancing like a bad TikTok meme, or trend creating, intentional bad dancing….while being so well trained….CRAZY….isn’t that one of her songs?

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I guess in a society that no longer has Playboy or a Playboy equivalent.

You know a mainstream, high level magazine that featured sexual / nude shoots that were socially acceptable, even a status symbol for the models, while giving dudes something to jerk off to.

We’re forced to go to cheesy hipster fashion mags for our celebrities getting half naked and porned up, probably not jerked off to, because the audience reading Nylon isn’t the audience jerking off to the articles in Playboy.

The nude content has become self produced, porny, sold on fan sites and porn sites, so there’s really no other choice for the person looking for non porn jerk off material that’s essentially free…

Now, I don’t know who Tyla is, but I assume she’s a big deal, because otherwise Nylon wouldn’t be producing porn with her…

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I don’t know what the fuck Tao Wickrath is, but apparently she’s some kind of very important model that the Kardashians have entrapped and made part of their cult, stripped into a thong, and put her in a campaign…the WRATH OF WICKRATH….now that she’s got that demonic energy in her ANUS.

The power of the THONG compels me and sucks me into this DEMONIC overlord shit…that is the Kardashians…

The girl doesn’t even have the BEST ass, but nothing photoshop won’t fix for when they put this out as part of a campaign.

The girl is in a THONG and that’s really all I need as a spectator to appreciate a woman.

I used to love the thong when it first went mainstream in the mid-90s, it made me think the girl on the bus who was whale tailing was exciting and adventurous.

Then, I hated the thong, because it was too mainstream, it was everywhere, fat chicks had embraced the thong and used it a some circulation cutting off dental floss torture device for both them and the spectator in me.

For some reason, the thong fetish is back baby…..I’m back baby…must be cyclical.

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Kanye West once told me that Pete Davidson had AIDS.

This was back when Pete Davidson was fucking Kim Kardashian and getting Kanye’s kid’s name, which Kim K owns the trademark of, tattooed on him. Weird.

Apparently, whores don’t get disgusted by pasty, weird bodied freaks, with dad’s who died in September 11th, who Hilary Clinton has been friends with since he was a kid, and who was planted into our eco system of pop culture by the authorities who decide these kinds of things, where we were told he was funny….

Just a nerdy white guy in his street wear designed to speak to a generation of nerdy white guys desperately trying to be cool by buying 1,000 dollar sneakers made by Kanye West.

Kanye himself didn’t tell me that, we’re not friends, but it’d be great if he did buy this site off me. I’m ready to retire….but someone who claimed they worked with Kanye did because I guess they wanted me to spread the rumor to the 12 people who read this site and who probably can’t spread much more than their asses for the fat chicks who they let fuck them up the ass.

Anyway….I don’t find Pete Davidson interesting, funny, compelling and he’s actually hard to look at on the screen because he’s really gross looking, like he’s dying, on some Steve Buscemi kick, but less charming….

That being said, he’s rich and famous and can land the quality internet pussy a lazy man who doesn’t want to dig too deep would find….you know the highly followed chicks you see the tits of and jerk off to and say…maybe I’ll rent that for the weekened….like testing out a new car.

The problem is that these chicks are professionals and end up knocked up when they realize they’ve reached peak dude to get knocked up by, and rich motherfucker’s paying out 25k a month to these pussies they bred for 18 years….

Sure 25k a month is nothing to a Pete Davidson who probably makes a lot more than that off the money he’s made alone….but it is a lot of money to instagram whores who no longer need an Onlyfans, or that dark life of fucking rich dudes for rent money….

Elsie Hewitt is basically a younger, arguably hotter Em Rat Cow….who Davidson also fucked…

She’s got tits, fake tits, but still tits, that seduced Ryan Philippe of Reese Witherspoon Husband fame….only for him to kick her when she wouldn’t fuck off….which led to her suing him and probably cashing in…

Quality chick, right…

She may have got her start in the final days of Playboy, when Playboy didn’t matter, but she was able to use that to convince rich out of touch dudes that it mattered enough to fuck her….she’s had more than just Philippe, but also Benny Blanco, Selena Gomez’s ape and Jason Sudeikis….

Davidson and Hewitt were spotted in Florida, where she was whoring, and he was showing us he doesn’t care if a pussy’s eaten more dick than the doctors who cut dicks off dudes and turn their ball sack into vaginas….since, as Kanye once told me, he’ already got AIDS…and if you have learned anything about AIDS, it’s that once you get it, you can fuck any homeless heroin addict need sharing prostitute raw…you’ve already got the WORST that can happen.

She’s really not that hot.

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Is the expression “that bitch is getting LONG in the tooth” what you say about an old bitch getting older?

This is Anja Rubik, who at one time was a high level fashion model who helped market herself by pulling her tits out.

She’s at some fashion event, because she’s a legacy personality in the industry and gets invited places….and no matter how white the pubic hair she haves off gets…she will always be welcomed in the fashion industry.

As a tribute to the only interesting work she’s done as a titty model who got sidetracked into fashion modelling because it pays more, or as a fashion model who got side tracked into titty modelling…she brought her tits out….

VISIBLE nipple is all the rage, especially when you’re an old as fuck nipple rotting in front of our vary eyes, with tits we’ve all seen before when they weren’t old..

It’s a throw in the towel, who gives a shit, like a granny at the beach with her tits out, knowing that no one wants to see it, not caring if people see it, because the dementia is strong and the shamelessness, not that she ever had shame is replaced with a “please jerk off to me like you used to please”….

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Another model Amber Valletta, with a similar story, but just 10 more years on Anja Rubik, so 10 more years of not giving a shit if you see her tits again….it’s been 30 years of her tits, so what difference does it make if you see her tits now….was also at a fashion event with visible nipples for attention despite being a dinosaur…but the kind of dinosaur with visible nipples and we like nipples…

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Yesterday, I did some fucking annoying rant about Millie Bobby Brown calling out perverted journalists at mainstream publications for calling her out for aging terribly, because she’s been jacking her face up with face injections and is looking like a used up porn chick after fucking 1000 dudes in 24 hours, like those British girls…oh right, she’s also a British girl…

I was unfortunately not included in the DOXXING of the online bullies, probably because I don’t exist and was never actually a big deal, but I keep on keeping on with the hopes that one day they’ll notice me objectifying them for the tits.

Why can’t I be MeTooed or Times Up or whatever the fuck got people cancelled, instead I’m just ignored.

I’m the ass grabber that the girls don’t get mad at because I’m basically retarded, or they don’t even notice even though they are disgusted by me…like the homeless guy on the street…not worth mentioning.

I guess what I am saying is why can’t Millie Bobby Brown cancel me too!

I can call her old, I can dissect her every body part, I can talk about her push up bra in her Jessica Rabbit dress, or the bleached hair like a gutter stripper re-inventing herself after her mental break…I can talk waste to hip ratio, shapewear underwear….

I can encourage you to print up her pics and jerk off to it and I can mock you for your falling in love with her when she was 10, so now you’re mad she looks like a soccer mom going through a divorce…

I am capable of sexualizing even the most insignificant thing…I’m creepy like that….but alas, I don’t exist.

So here’s Millie with her tits out in her dress looking hotter than ever, which isn’t saying much since she’s like 20, so the only real “ever” reference point would be her early days of fame which is far too creepy for me….

I’m an old blown out hag kinda guy, not a fresh meat kinda guy….it happens to the best of us….so her new “this is 40” look is more my speed.

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Kim Kardashian may be in her 50s at this point, but based on all the coverage she’s had and the time the media and people allocated to her, she might as well be 100….

Her and her family are so overexposed thanks to being intriguing to the retards of the world who they game hard and game consistently for monetization purposes.

It’s almost amazing that a shitty fucking sex tape with a hair demon of a woman would amount to the billion dollar empire and the spin-off billion dollar empires that they’ve managed to have their clawed hands latched into….because they really aren’t that interesting.

In her latest billion dollar venture that rivals Victoria’s Secret, Lululemon, American Apparel because the retards of the internet buy into Kardashian trash….the pitch woman, always selling some shit, is in a slutty selfie showing off her weird ass body but not her weird ass to push her products.

The real question is whether her business partner and FIRST-SON-IN-LAW Jared Kushner jerks off to these marketing materials she sends his way before going live to see if he’s into what she’s selling….

Maybe she’s doing the good work, since whores need underwear….

Unfortunately for me, I’m not hating on Kim Kardashian, the demon designed to destroy a generation or two of women, when she presents herself like this.

It’s the waist-to-hip-ratio…despite being menopausal the caveman brain says “FERTILE”…even if it’s all just AI and other procedures that fake it in this fake fucking world…

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Divorcee Fetish Porn Warning…..

The biggest news is celebrity gossip is that Jessica Simpson has left her man Eric Johnson.

It’s one of those stories of a poor bastard from the NFL, who really only had a 7 year career, lands himself a hyped up 90s popstar who had a billion dollar brand, so he did the natural thing and knocked her up.

This poor bastard from the NFL stuck with Simpson through her obesity years, probably trying to get her in the gym, even helping motivate her with his athlete training and background to just stop eating that Texas BBQ all day everyday…

Luckily, a million dollar contract with Weight Watchers inspired her to lose weight, Ozempic helped her to really commit to the cause and slowly, the billionaire direct to consumer, Walmart brand hustler decided to start using her big tits and new fit body for evil, as fat chicks who get skinny do.

She started recording a new album, probably taking slutty selfies, was probably sexting with other dudes who started to give her attention again, now that she’s not 300 pounds….

Now Johnson, left in the dust, after sticking by his woman through her fatness, because she’s found new men to get under, or now on top of because she won’t suffocate them with her weight when getting ontop of them, like Johnson learned the hard way.

The poor bastard, who may have cheated on her, may have pimped her out to black dudes to watch her get railed, I mean wouldn’t you do that if Jessica Simpson was your wife in a “holy shit, I just had 12 dudes fuck Jessica Simpson …. YES THAT JESSICA SIMPSON up the ass”….or a a little “HOLY SHIT, I just had a homeless dude raw dog Jessica Simpson, YES THAT JESSICA SIMPSON….and he was unshowered”….I mean…that’s kind of your duty when you get into the inner circle of a famous bitch…

The poor bastard is probably not even that poor if he gets a piece of that empire she’s built since he’s been involved with her….some K-Fed legend status…..

The point is, if you’ve got a fat chick and you want to get rid of her, help her get in shape, becaue a fat chick turned skinny is a fucking nightmare who will leave you when she gets skinny, because she has better options now…

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