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2017

15

Dec

Kendal Lee Schuler Tits Out of the Day

Kendal Lee Schuler Nipples in her bikini

She may look like typical playboy chicks getting naked to launch their careers…which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….

Now, the world is just filled with regular girls who would have never got naked…getting naked…and that is one step away from regular girls who would never get naked…doing porn…awesome.

But apparently she’s Leo DiCaprio’s ex, whatever that means, he’s a homosexual and just overcompensates by flying models around with him to talk about boys together, if he even talks to them….because I’ve met girls in his entourage and he pretty much ignores all of them…

We don’t know for a fact whether she’s Leo’s ex or not, I didn’t bother googling it, but I can assure you if she was she really wants us to know it.

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2017

11

Dec

Sara Sampaio Tits Out for Dundas Magazine of the Day

Sara Sampaio speading her legs in a red dress

Sara Sampaio, Portugal’s own, who Portugal doesn’t seem to know, but definitely take credit for, now that she’s famous on the Victoria’s Secret circuit, is really not that hot, but good enough for a people of Fishermen..

I have a theory that she was cross-bred in a Portugal lab between Adriana Lima and some other genetics to make her not an official clone, but that’s because I don’t trust the Billion dollar a year company to not invest in human engineering…like they prefer paying real women millions of dollars a year, when they could just invest a billion into the DNA modification and get all the women they want for free…IT ONLY MAKES SENSE…

The most interesting thing Sara Sampaio did recently, is complain that a magazine who she shot nude for, posted the nudes photos despite her asking them not to, even though she posted for them…claiming to be a victim of sexual assault, despite being the person who objectified herself, and got naked in the photos, posed in the photos, but when they publish the photos, after signing off on the photos, girl gets mad and hashtags METOO…shut the fuck up Sara Sampaio…and here she is being slutty again, I wonder if she’ll come back and claim sexual assault for these pics being posted…the worst.

Sara Sampaio Naked for Dundas Magazine

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2017

08

Dec

Madison Beer Instagram Thot of the Day

Madison Beer Instagram Thot Posing

All we really know about this Madison Beer person is that her mom put her out on the internet in a relatively slutty way early on in her life…only to get the attention of fellow YouTuber Justin Bieber…who signed her into a contract that he likely signed with his semen on her face…as the kids do these days…allowing her to exist for the paparazzi despite not having any hit songs…but who needs hit songs when you have social media and the paparazzi to stay relevant..no one does…you just need tits…

And tits are what she gives you…cuz she gets it..

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Here’s a song from her Instagram to see the talent Bieber Saw in her lived in her tits..

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2017

10

Nov

Singer Named Anitta Tits Out On Stage of the Day

Anitta Tits

Anitta got some tits…she’s a singer from Brazil named Larissa de Macedo Machado…

I don’t feel like looking too into her because she strategically had her tits bust out of her shirt on stage intentionally…it’s not quite enough to be that engaging for me, you know for me to fall in love with her and find out everything about her so that I can stalk her the way men are supposed to show their affection…

But I will still look at her tits popping out on stage intentionally…I like her overall marketing efforts though.

More pics of Anitta and Diplo

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2017

06

Nov

Weird Looking Iggy Azalea Nipples of the Day

Iggy Azalea Nipples

Iggy Azalea may not be the hottest rapper in the game….but she’s better to look at than Rick Ross…at least her weird fucking nipples are better to look at than Rick Ross’….

Not that I consider Iggy a rapper, she’s just some weird social media experiment with a fake ass and a fake story who managed to go viral and have people care about her for a minute…and when they stopped caring…she just kept jacking up her ass…taking it to a place you don’t actually want to see…but you’ve seen…because I post it…

Well, it turns out that she’s got jacked up nipples to…but they’re still better than looking at her ass…from some serious body dysmorphia…just fucking jacking up the face and ass until she achieves Maximum crazy fucking person status…all this more interesting than her shitty music…

Iggy Azalea Nipples

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2017

06

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard’s Feet and Crotch in Bikini of the Da y

Hometown Hottie Eugenie Bouchard -who I’ve never met in the streets of Montreal because Eugenie Bouchard probably doesn’t live in Montreal but Montreal likes to think she is from Montreal because she’s the only successful thing to come out of montreal besides Celine Dion who I assume is her mother, or aunt, based on her french Canadian face…

That said, she’s taken her tennis body, a body that’s not necessarily the hottest, because tennis chicks are all tall weirdos, but that is still fit and athletic, and hot enough to stare at, but my fetish really comes with watching women’s tennis, something I’ve always written about because I love the grunts, panty flashes and gracefullness…seeing girl’s feet aren’t really exciting to me – but foot fetish people are the fucking crazy about feet…

Maybe you’re more into Eugenie Bouchard’s Tight Ass in a One Piece of the Day….

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2017

31

Jul

India Westbrooks is Interesting of the Day

India Westbrooks has 3.2 Million followers on social media, yet I’ve never found her. From my googling, which was really flimsy googling, I found out that she was a “socialite”…and with a name like Westbrooks she must be some kind of royalty, only after looking at some of her pics, I would have to say, she’s probably more the kind of girl who fucks and gets knocked up by pro athletes…

But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t party, have a good time, or look good in her topless pics she posts for her 3.2 million followers…knowing that that is why they are there…

I guess the world or America likes…trashy girls, from Kardashians to this…there’s always hope for stripper looking porn trash to make it…

I am a fan, terrified but a fan.

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2017

24

Jul

Carrie Underwood in a BIkini of the Day

Here’s a little something for the country music fans…their American Idol who played the whole country music angle to win their hearts…you know to come across as some god fearing jesus loving…child of god…while really being a greedy opportunist trying to get all the money she can to buy the biggest house she can and have the most over the top Christmas parties she can…all to celebrate how good Jesus was to her vapid, greedy, vain, egotistical self..

She’s in a bikini and it’s not all that great…but I’m sure her fans dig it..and I guess that’s what we’re all here for…

Even Carrie Underwood can’t avoid instagram whoring half naked for attention…

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2017

12

Jun

Our Friends V4 Twenty’s Vape of the Day

Our friends over at V4-Twenty have released an amazing vape called the v4/Plush that you can and should get HERE …because vaping is a lot of fun for people who like vaping and even people who don’t…and who are confused by the whole movement…like myself…

I am more of a drinker, you know drink hard, try to die from drinking every time I drink otherwise it doesn’t count… instead of a smoker…but I did vape once…it was strawberry flavored and magical….mainly because the girl who made me vape with her showed me her pussy and I love pussy and it can recruit me into doing all things I don’t normally do – like vape….

That said, these are the features of the vape: get YOURS HERE

Built-in magnetic glass mouthpiece with stainless steel filter for cool and smooth/soft inhalation

Ergonomic design for perfect grip

LED lights communicate battery life and temperature settings

Easy to use- 1 button control

Discreet compact design that can easily be concealed in your purse, backpack, pocket or the palm of your hand

Fast, precise & even conduction heating for full extraction and flavorful vapor

Powerful lithium-ion battery for long lasting usage

Shuts off automatically after 5 minutes to save battery life

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2017

31

May

Heidi Klum Naked of the Day

Heidi Klum is naked – which is a far cry from German scat porn she was detined for, but a little racy for the victoria’s secret starlet – who is not old, beat up, and still amazing because a little weather happens you miss out on all that is importnat…like posting pussy selfies…I am into those…

Heidi Klum – product of nazi germany experiments…all naked…her naked and I am good with how much she hasn’t aged despite being old as fuck….weird….

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2017

16

Mar

Emma Watson’s Impersonator’s Nude Pics – Update of the Day

So these nude pics were released with a bunch of pics of Emma Watson in a bikini or trying on bikinis – looking hot….I posted the batch of images, because it’s news to me, but assumed that it wasn’t actually Emma Watson, due to my facial recognition blindness.

Turns out the bikini fitting room pics, that were hot, but no longer available to be appreciated were pictures of Emma Watson, despite my assumption that it wasn’t her – but these nude pics that were released with those pics are not Emma Watson….proven by the fact that they are not part of the pictures being asked to be removed from the internet.

SO they are not of Emma Watson..but rather some pervert hacker’s fantasy of EMMA WATSON…and the whole thing is very weird…

But I will still post the nude pictures that are NOT of Emma Watson…because the world needs to know that they are being lied to if they think this is Emma Watson…since it is NOT Emma Watson….

So my original post of :

Someone is going around saying that they hacked Emma Watson’s iCloud, where they found some nude girl in the bath with bigger tits than I thought Emma Watson would have, which was pretty fucking tame, considering these girls fucking love taking pictures of themselves, but more importantly they are shameless, over the top, tyrant sluts who love excess, fame and all other things thanks to being whored out by their parents…

CLEARLY you can tell these are not pics of Emma Watson at all, but instead…some look-a-like…I mean…how could they be Emma Watson…her hair doesn’t even look like this…

Here are those nudes – with no Emma Watson in them – But with some naked girl people are pawning off as Emma Watson because they want to believe in the lie…it helps their masturbation….

Leave Emma Watson alone…and let me know who the Real girl behind the pictures are…COME FORWARD NOW IMPOSTER…

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2017

16

Mar

Bikini Girl VS Police Brutality is the Video of the Day

I don’t really know what this is all about, but as far as I’m concerned it’s amazing. It’s some low hanging fruit Rodney King shit, that’s been made current in this Black Lives Matter era of all the riots caused by cops killing innocent black people, but it’s far more fun and more up my alley because the girl being brutalized by the police, who may not even be cops, and just hired beach security on QUADS, is in a bikini and grinding up or twerking on the thing…like she’s done too much MOLLY and drank too much….cuz it’s spring break…but she’s still ready to cum…

It’s great fun.

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2017

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I told a woman I know with a bunch of kids that I’ve been thinking about the space where her asshole meets her pussy – at least once today…..to which she responded ….”I’ve had kids, what makes you think I have that spot on my body”….to which I said…”that’s why I was thinking about it”….to which she said “hopefully it’s ok”….to which I said…”show me and I’ll let you know”…..

Mom pussy seduction…a lost art…

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Nicole Kidman Robotic Clapping
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Weird Artsy Emma Watson Video
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Michelle Williams Reamed in a Movie…
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Sofia Richie – Slutty…..
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ESPN Reporter is Pregnant and Pissed On
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The Rock’s Ultimate Workout
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Megan McKenna Upskirt
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Lily Collins – Wrote an Open Letter to her Dad – DADDY ISSUES ARE HOT!
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Scarjo is Getting Divorced
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You Can Heard the Difference Between Hot and Cold Water…
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Eva Mendes Photoshopped to Shit for some Bullshit
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No One Cares About Molten Copper in Slow Motion
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Big Bang Theory Without Laugh Track
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Arianny Celeste in a Bikini
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Adriana Lima is Single
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Adriana Ocean Drive
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Ella Eyre Braless at a Maybelline
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Tom Hiddleston Won’t Answer Taylor Swift Questions….
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Pornstar Becomes Church Pastor
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The Made a Hangover the Vagina Version movie with Scar Johansson
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Biggie and Tupac Clones on Set of Their Movie…
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Stella Maxwell – Underboob
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Kristen Stewart – Dyke Hair
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Football Goal of the Day
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Lame Sober Dude of the Day
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Girl Being Denied her Right to the Victory Lap
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Doesn’t Mind the Haters….
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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Asian Babe – Photoshoot
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Afternoon Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Great Tits
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Vintage Porn Trailer of the Day
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Fingering on the Trunk of the Car
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Girl in Shorts…
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Luci Li – Huge Tits…
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White Girl Says N Word During Sex – The Compilation
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Olivia Munn for Maxim
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Greek Naked Slut
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Naked Kidman – Naked
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Big Tit in The Shower
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Skinny Babe Babe
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2017

02

Mar

Nicole Kidman Robot Nipple of the Day

Nicole Kidman has been a naked actress for a long time, she’s done all kind of nudes, I’ve seen her fire crotch, she pulled this classic pale skin beauty and I’m still convinced Tom Cruise killed the original Nicole Kidman, made a robot version of her at the Celebrity Centre for Scientologists, and that this model may be falling apart, but still has the 10 inch dick attachment she screws into her carbon fibre pubic bone…

This is her in a scene from a movie where she plays a cam girl, or a sexter, who gets raped…or something – you probably don’t need to see…another EDGY performance from our leader and original ginger queen….and you can see some nipples…and ass…always great times, even though she’s in her 50s….in theory…reality is her robot was created probably 15 or 20 years ago…and gets serviced regularly because rich people don’t worry about the cost of parts…if anything it becomes a hobby and place to spend their money…

I find these hot….in a very weird way but only because I’ve never banged a ginger…or a Robot but am dying to….I used to be terrified of them….(gingers and robots) and even when they have hands like this weird clapper…that look like they’ve already died…cuz I guess BOTOX doesn’t work on anything but face…I want more….

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2017

27

Feb

Tay Lomax Good Hipster Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t think Tay Lomax is a legit model, but these pics are about as legit as they need to be for her to be anything she wants to be in my pervert mind, in fact I prefer the models who don’t make any money, who you meet on tinder, who have a modelmayhem account or who just post to craigslist for work….they are just more fucking fun than actual models….who do this shit for a lot of money and who have already made it – because they just stop trying…and pussy lip pics with sunglasses don’t happen….

So Tay Lomax…famous or not, because she may be famous, what the fuck do I know….is magical for me…with that ethnic tone…I’m a fan…

Hipster, which is pretty much all girls, with nipple rings of the day…

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