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2019

19

Aug

Pregnant Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

Lea Michele is in a bikini looking like she’s pregnant, which would go against my theory she’s trans….and doesn’t have lady parts but rather a solid tuck….

Her posture looks like a weird primate on the beach, a hairless prehistoric man, not that she’s hairless, her bikini doesn’t offer us that information, and she actually looks like she’s naturally hairy, you know some girls just have that look, especially when they are born men….

But the rich and famous ugly troll looking thing is in her bikini on vacation and for some reason you perverts are excited by it.

When I worked in porn they did say Tranny Porn was the best selling porn, because I guess you’re all a bunch of queers who are scared to admit you are queer, so you take your gay porn with dudes dressed like chicks with fake tits….and I guess you take your celeb paparazzi bikini pics like that too…

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2019

06

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Walmart is getting a lot of negative press as being the store with no armed guards at the door, not even in Texas, the one place you’d expect Walmart to be prepared for an attack…to protect their customers….

Then there’s the whole Walmart destroyed mom and pop shops, communities that couldn’t support the walmart, only to close the walmart, leaving wastelands across America with no groceries or adult diapers or whatever it is you buy at Walmart…and thus and are evil…the kind of evil that if you shop at a Walmart and support that evil..bad things can happen to you…

So I wanted to put it out there, that the good thing about Walmart is that EBT accepted at Walmarts, Walmart has a great return policy, so you can buy your shit on food stamps, take it back, get cash, buy crack….all while waiting in line behind some fat girl with 50 shades of brown kids from different dads….SOLID…

So Walmart, ain’t that bad…

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Eating Raw Liver
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TRUCK ON HAY
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An Old Who’s Hotter? For the Bros now in their 50s.
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Cyclist Gets Hit
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Dad Goes Nuts For Son’s First MLB Home Run
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Insane Truck Crash
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Kevin Spacey’s New Acting Career is Pretty Local
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Sheryl Crow Says MJ was a Pedophile…
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Woman Accused of Peeing on Walmart Potatos – Turns Herself In
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2019

30

Jul

Anus in a French Movie of the Day

Period pieces are always pretty horrible, but apparently in this French movie called CURIOSA, which is about:

Paris 1895. Pierre Louÿs is a Parisian dandy and poet on the verge of fame. Pierre and his friend Henri De Régnier are both madly in love with Marie de Heredia, the cheeky daughter of their mentor. Despite her feelings for Pierre, Marie eventually marries Henri who has a better situation. Badly hurt, Pierre leaves for Algeria

There’s some lesbian scene featuring Noemie Merlant and Mathilde Warnier and their 1895 period piece bushes…the way we know it’s real…basically showing full anus in the movie and that’s great…

I guess the early 1900s in france was a wild and crazy sexual revolution, but more importantly, I guess French movies have great nude scenes.

I live in French Canada and used to jerk off to France television that would play “blue” movies…I am very familiar to French films for that reason….

I also remember an aggressive sex scene with actual penetration out of France called Baisse Moi (rape me in english)…so they’ve been doing the real sex in movies, which makes sense, for fucking ever….as they should.

Nothing more offensive than a Hollywood sex scene that is a dry hump. These people get paid so much to embrace and become their characters, except when it comes to fucking, when it comes to fucking they dry hump…which to me takes away from any sincerity of their bullshit act, cuz acting is a fucking lie…

This is the trailer…

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2019

19

Jul

Crackhead Deterrent and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Tourists Fight in Thailand

Dramatic Priest Throwing Himself to Ground

Cop Hit by Cement Block

Drunk Driver on Wrong Side of Road

17 Injured in Illegal Street Race

Last Second Luck

Lawyer Attacks Judge

Parachute VS Dust Devil

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2019

11

Jul

Instagram BUSH of the Day

Instagram used to have really aggressive nudity clauses that I guess they have relaxed on knowing that nudity isn’t that big of a deal.

I guess they were sensitive to nudity because they are a publicly traded company with people to answer to.

I guess they didn’t want the site to be straight up porn, because anything uncensored on the internet always turns into straight up porn….

But then the people spoke, the titty activists who started being mad about nipples or breast feeding pics being deleted. They felt if it was their body, it was their right, and if it was their free profile it was their right, and eventually facebook loosed the noose it had on people…and started letting some nudity slip…

It was like if all people, even celebs, just want to post nude selfies all day, we kinda need to let them….and then if all girls want to do the same, to be like their celeb mentors and idols, we kinda need to let them….

And that has evolved to pics of naked girls looking at their bush in a mirror…

Safe for instagram, but porno to advertisers anywhere else you post it…..weird.

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2019

11

Jul

Vasilisa Tutneva Big Titties Having a Smoke in the Ocean of the Day

Vasilisa Tutneva is some Russian sex worker getting naked on the internet as these people do. It’s their artform or maybe it’s their ticket out of the Iron Curtain USSR they live in.

I watched that Chernobyl show…I see how corrupt a place it is for these communists and if I was a hot chick with big Russian tits, I’d be getting naked to.

Not only do the nude models look better than non RUSSIAN nude models, they come with a darkness and work ethic that allows them to really manipulate you…which is what I want out of all my women…especially MAIL ORDER women only talking to me for a passport…not that I have any women…but you get what I am saying and that is that this is all tactics to escape the breadlines…that may not exist in concept and in practice anymore…but that has scarred the memory of every russian, even if they were born after the fall of communism…

I didn’t google to see if Vasilisa Tutneva is a Russina…but with a name like that it is hard for her to not be…

All this to say, smoking is disgusting, why would anyone smoke in this era, seems so dumb…but then I forget we are dealing with a Russian…

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2019

02

Jul

Katy Perry Red Bathing Suit of the Day

Katy Perry is always irritating, never sexy, always disgusting, a scam viral video that like all things popular just happened at the right time for her, that split second moment she snuck through and once she made it, she was here to stay…

None of her songs have been good….all terrible mainstream radio play garbage that no one asked for…

In ways she has raped us, our ears, that BITCH….#MeThree….

I don’t care what any of you sick fucks think…I know that even her tits, the one thing people liked about her weren’t even that great. It was fat girl you brought home and had to fixate on one body part to get off to – cuz everything else was worse….

That is Katy Perry, older but more fit than usual, rocking a new face, thanks non invasive cosmetic procedures all these filler filled up cunts do…and sheis still dog shit, worse than ever, who should have never awkwardly, with her uncoordinated, no rhythm, song and dance dog shit….mad it…and who no one should bother with…but I guess even the grossest dog shit around needs to get picked up sometime….

I am drunk….

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2019

02

Jul

Kate Beckinsale’s Cheap Topless Pic of the Day

Kate Beckinsale’s posting shameless topless pics like her daughter..cuz that is what they know…how they function, what gets them attention and they like attention…but unlike her daughter…there’s no nipples in her topless pic…it is more about her showcasing her face in a what the fuck is up with that….I mean it’s like picking up a girl at a bar, only to discover she’s got a dick….in a she’s almost where she needs to be but not where she needs to be at all…

Here she is leaving the gym,

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2019

27

Jun

Katharine McPhee Fat Ass in Leggings in Crisis of the Day

Katharine McPhee is out here with her ass in leggings, looking better than her ass in a bikini, cuz thee fabric of these performance pants suck her the fuck in.

Clearly she is trying to track down her sugar daddy, who thanks to his dementia is lost…trying to find his way home…it’s a panic.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I am a huge fan of Katharine McPhee’s leaked nudes that involved pics of her recovery, probably intended for her doctor, after vaginalplasty..

A girl willing to cut off her labia, for comfort, insecurity, to please an old rich man who is eccentric and doesn’t fuck with meaty pussy….brilliant…

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2019

24

Jun

Instagram Nipple of the Day

I think this photographer has found a loop hole to get here nipple pics up!

It’s a do my nipples offeend you?

In a “Mark Zuckerberg may give us a platform to make all the connections we need, whore out how we need, the LINKED in of sluts looking for attention and fame and fortune”……”but he can’t say no nudity, even if he wants to keep it clean for advertising dollars and to prevent becoming a porn site, cuz porn always wins on the internet”…..you know a protest, the kind of protest the world really needs right now….like an activist, warrior, revolutionary….using her cellphone for CHANGE…the change we need….posting nipples on facebook….because you can’t just post your nipples everywhere else on the internet…or even start your own site about nippples….you need to do it on SOCIAL MEDIA….where the eyeballs are…

Idiots…just don’t get it…

BUT the caption to these pics were:

“The only nipples that’s allowed in the Instagram is breastfeeding… so please don’t annoy me!!!”

A hero….I guess.

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