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2019

11

Jul

Vasilisa Tutneva Big Titties Having a Smoke in the Ocean of the Day

Vasilisa Tutneva is some Russian sex worker getting naked on the internet as these people do. It’s their artform or maybe it’s their ticket out of the Iron Curtain USSR they live in.

I watched that Chernobyl show…I see how corrupt a place it is for these communists and if I was a hot chick with big Russian tits, I’d be getting naked to.

Not only do the nude models look better than non RUSSIAN nude models, they come with a darkness and work ethic that allows them to really manipulate you…which is what I want out of all my women…especially MAIL ORDER women only talking to me for a passport…not that I have any women…but you get what I am saying and that is that this is all tactics to escape the breadlines…that may not exist in concept and in practice anymore…but that has scarred the memory of every russian, even if they were born after the fall of communism…

I didn’t google to see if Vasilisa Tutneva is a Russina…but with a name like that it is hard for her to not be…

All this to say, smoking is disgusting, why would anyone smoke in this era, seems so dumb…but then I forget we are dealing with a Russian…

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2019

02

Jul

Katy Perry Red Bathing Suit of the Day

Katy Perry is always irritating, never sexy, always disgusting, a scam viral video that like all things popular just happened at the right time for her, that split second moment she snuck through and once she made it, she was here to stay…

None of her songs have been good….all terrible mainstream radio play garbage that no one asked for…

In ways she has raped us, our ears, that BITCH….#MeThree….

I don’t care what any of you sick fucks think…I know that even her tits, the one thing people liked about her weren’t even that great. It was fat girl you brought home and had to fixate on one body part to get off to – cuz everything else was worse….

That is Katy Perry, older but more fit than usual, rocking a new face, thanks non invasive cosmetic procedures all these filler filled up cunts do…and sheis still dog shit, worse than ever, who should have never awkwardly, with her uncoordinated, no rhythm, song and dance dog shit….mad it…and who no one should bother with…but I guess even the grossest dog shit around needs to get picked up sometime….

I am drunk….

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2019

02

Jul

Kate Beckinsale’s Cheap Topless Pic of the Day

Kate Beckinsale’s posting shameless topless pics like her daughter..cuz that is what they know…how they function, what gets them attention and they like attention…but unlike her daughter…there’s no nipples in her topless pic…it is more about her showcasing her face in a what the fuck is up with that….I mean it’s like picking up a girl at a bar, only to discover she’s got a dick….in a she’s almost where she needs to be but not where she needs to be at all…

Here she is leaving the gym,

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2019

27

Jun

Katharine McPhee Fat Ass in Leggings in Crisis of the Day

Katharine McPhee is out here with her ass in leggings, looking better than her ass in a bikini, cuz thee fabric of these performance pants suck her the fuck in.

Clearly she is trying to track down her sugar daddy, who thanks to his dementia is lost…trying to find his way home…it’s a panic.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I am a huge fan of Katharine McPhee’s leaked nudes that involved pics of her recovery, probably intended for her doctor, after vaginalplasty..

A girl willing to cut off her labia, for comfort, insecurity, to please an old rich man who is eccentric and doesn’t fuck with meaty pussy….brilliant…

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2019

24

Jun

Instagram Nipple of the Day

I think this photographer has found a loop hole to get here nipple pics up!

It’s a do my nipples offeend you?

In a “Mark Zuckerberg may give us a platform to make all the connections we need, whore out how we need, the LINKED in of sluts looking for attention and fame and fortune”……”but he can’t say no nudity, even if he wants to keep it clean for advertising dollars and to prevent becoming a porn site, cuz porn always wins on the internet”…..you know a protest, the kind of protest the world really needs right now….like an activist, warrior, revolutionary….using her cellphone for CHANGE…the change we need….posting nipples on facebook….because you can’t just post your nipples everywhere else on the internet…or even start your own site about nippples….you need to do it on SOCIAL MEDIA….where the eyeballs are…

Idiots…just don’t get it…

BUT the caption to these pics were:

“The only nipples that’s allowed in the Instagram is breastfeeding… so please don’t annoy me!!!”

A hero….I guess.

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2019

19

Jun

Mikayla Demaiter Appreciation of the Day

Mikayla Demaiter is a Canadian hockey player….who’s got a rocking set of what are probably fake tits…all while looking like an instagram THOT, with an instagram full of Instagram THOT looking pics and if this is what all the players looked like, female Hockey would have a fucking shot, but instead we’re stuck dealing with full hardcore masculine dykes, but I guess every once in a while a hot chick with older brothers or a dad who really took Hockey seriously, stuck to the sport and got the the college level…where she can be the jock bro….you actually want to get raped by….cuz look at these fucking TITTIES!!



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2019

17

Jun

Mariah Carey Backpages Photoshoot of the Day

Apparently these are from 2016, even though it looks like it was shot on the first camera phone in 1999, when Mariah Carey decided to post an ad on Backpages and needed these photos get the clients….you know for fun, since she’s made all this money as a song and dance girl, with all the access to anyone she wants, which is boring, so she can afford to to follow her true calling as a sex worker…

This is some bootleg shit if I’ve ever seen it, but the fact that it happened and that we get to look onto whatever the fuck this is…is pretty remarkable…

You know that behind closed doors all these women are women, and in being women they are crazy, and in being women who want to be famous they are on another level of crazy, that involves a lot of nudity and shamelessness, and now we get to watch on cuz of social media…thanks social media for making whores have a platform to broaden their audience they whore out to…


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2019

12

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Still Continues of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Ugly

In case you were wondering – Ashley Tisdale is Still Fucking Ugly…

She’s so fucking ugly, how the fuck did she even get a career….who authorized that…who is her Co-Signer..

Not to mention – who are these media hype eating losers who think she’s hot…..

YOU BRAIN WASHED fucks, that is why the MEDIA beats you and controls your mind.

This cross-eyed freak looks like she’s coming to get us…

When maybe she should consider moving to New Mexico or some shit where she can officially be forgotten.

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2019

24

May

Maelys Garouis is a Naked Writer of the Day

Her name is Maelys Garouis. She is plant based which means she can still have leather shoes, belts, car seats…but she just doesn’t eat those cute little animals…

She’s French, I assume…whatever that means….but lives in LA where all the aspiring getting naked for picture type women go and get their Work Visas to live that LA life and meet rich guys to either knock them up – or give them a chance to make it.

The whole experience involves being a slut…something the French do well…anal on the first date that doesn’t need to even be a date….and the whole thing…sexy enough for me to understand why they do it.

Why stay home working a shitty job like your parents when you can be FANCY in LA where ample rich men will give you herpes and pay your rent if your dreams of modeling don’t work…PLUS USA Immigration LOVE giving these sluts work VISAS….while actual business people struggle to get in…a hilarious loophole in the system…a system Maelys Garouis is winning kinda…I mean she only has 37k follower on IG, 25k fake…but with this behavior there is hope…

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2019

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I tell my wife she’s the dad / husband of the family – cuz she’s the one with all the dick….in her face….as I rub my dick on her face….even though it remains limp cuz I am not turned on by her…the benefit of marriage is the ability to rub your dick in the face of you partner without permission…go to the internet, #metoo, cry about it…we’re still married and you can’t escape this terrifying micro cock that likely smells like sour fish…..

In other news, are people still talking about abortion like killing babies is a bad thing…if I hear…two hearts, two souls, two humans again….I’m going to have to become an activist for pro life outlining how fetus, until born, is a fucking parasite trying to ruin my finances for the next 18 years.

Speaking of finances, I have a credit card with a 1,000 dollar limit, high roller shit…to someone like me who has never had a credit card…

I tried to use it to buy beer, and it got declined…I looked at the report and some dude in florida used it to go to three night clubs, but 630 dollars of shows, and basically spent 1000 dollars OVER my 1,000 dollar limit…I was like “My bank likes the criminal more than me”…they shut me down for trying to go 10 dollars over….when it’s the last fucking 10 dollars I got…yet this fucker is out in his new shoes at the club…on my dime….in Florida…he does me better than I do!! I just suck at life from every fucking angle…

Here are some morning links…you morning mormon moron.

Fat Lady Gets Stuck Trying to Fit in a Car is AMAZING
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Stormy Daniels Lied! Never Trust a Whore
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Tesla Autopilot VS Mountain Road
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Wind Turning Girls into Exhibitionist Sluts…I Love when that Happens
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Octopus Disguises Himself as a Rock
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Wild Stolen RV Police Chase
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Pervert Sexually Assaulting Chef of the Day
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I am mad you aren’t clicking this Girl Pissing in the AISLES of WALMART Erotica
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Stolen Dodge Hellcat Outruns Helicopter
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Dude Who Thinks He’s Terminator Punching Two Women
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Democrats Blame Border Guards for Intentionally Letting Kids Die
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Jessica Alba – Old Lady Cleavage
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Emma Roberts Titty GIF
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Chloe Ferry’s Big Fat Fake Ass…
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Check Out This Sweepstakes Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Got Sluts? These People Do.
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