It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in the audience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t lesbians, so we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life…

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I wrote that Rita Ora had a birthday, she’s claiming to be 28 years old, even though she looks 40 thanks to her face injections, and the fact that she’s been trying to get famous for at least 20 fucking years, or maybe it just feels like she’s been at this for 20 fucking years – because she’s fucking everywhere…

Well she’s touring Australia to take the world over with her bullshit pop music…and her instagram has 25 stories that have nothing as slutty as she needs to be…a few low level ass shots…when we want some of the smut that she’s produced the last few years to get to this point of a top billboard chart single or album…because tits get hits and she’s got a great set of tits….it only too a decade for those tits to find her place in the world…and she’s found that place…but this is the best she can bring us with those tits….

Disappointing, but if you look close enough with your nerd pervert vision, you can see nipple…at least that’s what I’ve been told.

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Rebecca Bagnol is some girl we’ve posted before, because she shows off her tits, and we like tits, and really everything she represents as an “artist”…you know using her body as her canvas to get her message out to the world…her feminism and empowerment…right?

It’s not just shameless angling that works cuz dudes are perverts…it’s obviously…because she’s got a bigger purpose and her tits are her conduit for that…and I guess so is her bush…you know might as well put it all there to get jerked off to.

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Alexis Ren, the instagram travel porn influencer who actually influenced so many people to follow her lead and get naked, slutty in luxurious locations – on some bootleg photoshoots that looked like high end photoshoots in a DIY whoring that gets you paid.

She got fake tits, kept moving towards racier and racier content, got huge following and TV, that is dying needed hot relevant pussy to feature on Dancing with the Stars….

They cast her, not realizing she’s only relevant on Instagram to people on instagram, and the crossover won’t get any motherfucker watching cable…

TV is dead…but feels good to be on TV I guess….dancing like the stripper she pretty much is.

Well. She Didn’t win…but her body is a winner to all of us perverts so check it out.

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The most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, is that she’s not the only Lily Rose out there, there are a handful of girls named Lily Rose, which is pretty funny….because it’s a reminder that Johnny Depp is just some candy coated, hollywood coddled, man child who has no real artistic integrity and is just some marketable bullshit that pretends to be an individual because he has had access to access to real artistic geniuses…who he rips off…I mean he even talks like Hunter S Thompson did before Johnny Depp even know who Thompson was…

I guess that’s not the most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, the most interesting thing about her is that she’s some hot rich kid celebrity child who looks good sucking bones….spoiled, entitled, given all she wants, with all that access, making her potentially boring and weird…delusional and annoying…probably the type to associate with weirdos to try to have some meaning in her life…you know meaning beyond being Johnny’s daughter…but she looks good and that’s good enough for me and everyone else…it’s the instagram generation…we only care about memes not substance…
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Jessica Chastain recently revealed to the world that she has a 7 month old daughter that she had through surrogate because why do things the natural way when you are rich…she didn’t actually get pregnant, but I’ve seen Handmaid’s Tale and I know how the mom’s try to make the Handmade’s story their story…typical non committal obnoxious celebs trying to play new mom when it’s convenient despite not actually pushing a baby through her cunt…or housing it in her body cuz that would get in the way of work.

When I first read the story, I assumed she was Christina Hendricks, I confuse the two all the fucking time, and when assuming it was Christina Hendricks with the 7 month old kid, I was like “of course she finally had a kid, she’s been pregnant her entire career, it’s how she keeps her milk filled tits”…

But before making a fool of myself amongst my peers, my friends, you….I caught my confusion and realized it was the other one…Chastain….who I guess just didn’t want to ravage her pussy and would rather have a stand in hired help do it for her…because these celebs are rich and lazy and don’t even need to do their own pregnancies anymore…

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Yesterday…I watched a video of a dick shoved into a wasp nest…or maybe it was a jar of wasps someone stuck his dick in …I didn’t actually look that closely, there is too much garbage on the internet to pay that much attention to…but I watched it long enough to think…what the fuck is wrong with the world…why is this a thing, a fetish or a stunt, and why would anyone get off to this…and I figure it’s because the American family values have gone to shit and you’re all a bunch of perverts….long gone are the days of Father Knows Best, while fucking degenerate shit is here to stay…

I remember a time when I was the weird one, with weird ideas, and who made weird jokes about weird fetishes and groups…but now that shit is mainstream and I want nothing to do with the weirdos…and you shouldn’t either, but unfortunately you are one of them.

I don’t know who Monica Wasp is, but fucking her may be better than fucking a jar of actual wasps, but you never know, these naked girls on the internet have all kinds of STDS from their climb to the top, and the damage could be as bad, s stinging and burning…but you’ll never know…so just stare at the tits.

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Seeing Amy Schumer in the hospital brings me great hope that she ends finally being punished for being the worst.

I do not wish death on people, it is bad karma, and I don’t usually care to hope for someone to die..

But there are some people, like the Kardashians…and Amy Schumer who throw themselves down our throats, are annoying, vulgar and repulsive as fuck….that are better off disappearing…

Seeing her in her hospital bed makes me hope…for the end of her…and the demon spawn inside her…she’s done enough damage here…with her obnoxious and disgusting face and jokes….and if there was a God…he’d get rid of her instead of all the great people who die everyday and who aren’t Amy Schumer…

She is the worst…if this isn’t porn to you…you’re burnt!

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In case you don’t remember, Petra Nemcova survived that big Tsunami that made the news a long time ago, back when she was a young hot model. He was a photographer and they were on some luxury trip that ended with him taking a pretty fucking serious SURF, riding that wave like Patrick Swayze in the final scene of Point Break, unless he just faked his disappearance to get the fuck away from her…you know because she’s the kind of girl you want to fake your death the second you have the chance to like some natural disaster….

THAT SAID….

Her new boyfriend, for her old self, that still looks alright, despite the menopausal shaped body that I can see happening, which I guess isn’t so bad after all the trauma she’s been through, not that any EASTERN EUROPEAN can experience trauma, they have no souls…

Either way, the new boyfriend, based on her history is pretty daring, staring death in the face being near a body of water next to her. She’s got a pretty fucked up track record.

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