I am working on my memoir….calling it:
“Digesting pop culture and violently and painfully shitting it out on the internet since 2004 thanks to terrible fucking hemorrhoids caused by sitting all day digesting pop culture…that isn’t really pop culture at all…but rather the women bodies that are part of pop culture…since I don’t care about their stories, their gossip…just their tits…and I guess buttholes….”
The other working title was “Jesus Martinez: From Tears to Laughter”…but I don’t think it tells enough of my story….
Not that I am actually working on a memoir, I don’t like the concept of “working” towards anything and prefer sitting….hence the hemorrhoids….
So really I just wasted your time with nonsense rambling…the way you like it…pervert.
Here are some morning links at 12:30 pm because morning means different things to different people….
The Man Who KIlled Morgan Freeman’s Granddaughter – DId It Cuz Morgan Freeman Molested a Girl….Intense
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Bikini Bubbles is the Dumb Fetish of the Day
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Terrible Tourists VS New Zealand
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People Doing Awesome Things – Compilation
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Tao Wickratch Bikini Slut
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Spider Comes in for a Cold Beer
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Skateboarding Down a Slide…Idiot Daredevils…>Someone Slow Mo This – She May Have Big Tits
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Victoria Beckham Nips
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Rihanna Does Luxury
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