The most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, is that she’s not the only Lily Rose out there, there are a handful of girls named Lily Rose, which is pretty funny….because it’s a reminder that Johnny Depp is just some candy coated, hollywood coddled, man child who has no real artistic integrity and is just some marketable bullshit that pretends to be an individual because he has had access to access to real artistic geniuses…who he rips off…I mean he even talks like Hunter S Thompson did before Johnny Depp even know who Thompson was…

I guess that’s not the most interesting thing about Lily Rose Depp, the most interesting thing about her is that she’s some hot rich kid celebrity child who looks good sucking bones….spoiled, entitled, given all she wants, with all that access, making her potentially boring and weird…delusional and annoying…probably the type to associate with weirdos to try to have some meaning in her life…you know meaning beyond being Johnny’s daughter…but she looks good and that’s good enough for me and everyone else…it’s the instagram generation…we only care about memes not substance…
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Jessica Chastain recently revealed to the world that she has a 7 month old daughter that she had through surrogate because why do things the natural way when you are rich…she didn’t actually get pregnant, but I’ve seen Handmaid’s Tale and I know how the mom’s try to make the Handmade’s story their story…typical non committal obnoxious celebs trying to play new mom when it’s convenient despite not actually pushing a baby through her cunt…or housing it in her body cuz that would get in the way of work.

When I first read the story, I assumed she was Christina Hendricks, I confuse the two all the fucking time, and when assuming it was Christina Hendricks with the 7 month old kid, I was like “of course she finally had a kid, she’s been pregnant her entire career, it’s how she keeps her milk filled tits”…

But before making a fool of myself amongst my peers, my friends, you….I caught my confusion and realized it was the other one…Chastain….who I guess just didn’t want to ravage her pussy and would rather have a stand in hired help do it for her…because these celebs are rich and lazy and don’t even need to do their own pregnancies anymore…

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Yesterday…I watched a video of a dick shoved into a wasp nest…or maybe it was a jar of wasps someone stuck his dick in …I didn’t actually look that closely, there is too much garbage on the internet to pay that much attention to…but I watched it long enough to think…what the fuck is wrong with the world…why is this a thing, a fetish or a stunt, and why would anyone get off to this…and I figure it’s because the American family values have gone to shit and you’re all a bunch of perverts….long gone are the days of Father Knows Best, while fucking degenerate shit is here to stay…

I remember a time when I was the weird one, with weird ideas, and who made weird jokes about weird fetishes and groups…but now that shit is mainstream and I want nothing to do with the weirdos…and you shouldn’t either, but unfortunately you are one of them.

I don’t know who Monica Wasp is, but fucking her may be better than fucking a jar of actual wasps, but you never know, these naked girls on the internet have all kinds of STDS from their climb to the top, and the damage could be as bad, s stinging and burning…but you’ll never know…so just stare at the tits.

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Seeing Amy Schumer in the hospital brings me great hope that she ends finally being punished for being the worst.

I do not wish death on people, it is bad karma, and I don’t usually care to hope for someone to die..

But there are some people, like the Kardashians…and Amy Schumer who throw themselves down our throats, are annoying, vulgar and repulsive as fuck….that are better off disappearing…

Seeing her in her hospital bed makes me hope…for the end of her…and the demon spawn inside her…she’s done enough damage here…with her obnoxious and disgusting face and jokes….and if there was a God…he’d get rid of her instead of all the great people who die everyday and who aren’t Amy Schumer…

She is the worst…if this isn’t porn to you…you’re burnt!

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In case you don’t remember, Petra Nemcova survived that big Tsunami that made the news a long time ago, back when she was a young hot model. He was a photographer and they were on some luxury trip that ended with him taking a pretty fucking serious SURF, riding that wave like Patrick Swayze in the final scene of Point Break, unless he just faked his disappearance to get the fuck away from her…you know because she’s the kind of girl you want to fake your death the second you have the chance to like some natural disaster….

THAT SAID….

Her new boyfriend, for her old self, that still looks alright, despite the menopausal shaped body that I can see happening, which I guess isn’t so bad after all the trauma she’s been through, not that any EASTERN EUROPEAN can experience trauma, they have no souls…

Either way, the new boyfriend, based on her history is pretty daring, staring death in the face being near a body of water next to her. She’s got a pretty fucked up track record.

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Who is Bex Taylor Klaus and why are her tits on instagram?

Answer in the comments to win a DrunkenStepfather.com T-Shirt with my face on it…that you can use as a cum rag to spite me….

Degrade me like the slut that I am ….

I’m WAITING…

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Chanel Iman….has her tit out at an event because she’s an Ethnic model from the mean streets of Victoria’s Secret, who I don’t know whether she still works their fashion show, but who I am sure is still on payroll…like when you are salary with a company…who created you…you owe your lifeline to them as they are the only reason you exist….you owe it to them to get attention because to be them is to promote the mall brand subliminally….even Heidi Klein decades after her VS experience…with all she’s done on TV is still a living breathing VS at…

Like this one with her nip out..

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Like Halloween the vote keeps getting talked about…

The star of such movies like Showgirls, Striptease and Mulholland Drive….voted..

Thanks you 49 year old slut….nice to see your irrelevance get to this point of desperate….

There is a movement that isn’t as offensive as young fat chicks…that involves old ladies being fun and almost hot – which goes against my core beliefs as a creepy pervert…that makes me question my entire existence as a man…and that makes me realize that I should come to terms with my prejudice and embrace the old chick old and enough to not fucking care and give it one last shot cuz it ain’t her first rodeo cowboy and with experience comes looser skin, saggier all around, but a more well rounded and wise person…

Old ladies can do topless vote sticker pics too…and this lady voted a dozen times on some voter fraud tits…

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Greer Grammar is Frasier’s daughter…Frasier is Kelsey Grammar the amazing coke addicted actor who everyone was shocked to see was a cokehead back when he got busted all those years ago…From cheers to house arrest to Frasier…and somewhere along the way her made these set of tits that were raised in LA and that are now actress tits of their own…cuz she’s got the right last name…and that’s good enough for me so long as the titties are out on a picnic having a nice romantic day…being treated right..like all titties should before you grab them without permission because you are protesting the MeToo movement by listening to the advice of the Instagram motivational speakers to take what you want and not be scared to do it. When you get arrested for it – blame Tony Robbins….

That said, I don’t know anything about Greer Grammer other than what you see right here and I’m gonna leave it at that.

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