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2023

06

Jul

Ashley Graham Still Fat of the Day

This just in….Ashley Graham is still fat….

This just in….fat ladies everywhere are feeling fierce in their one-pieces because they just saw fat Ashley Graham looking fat in her one-piece…

Long gone are the days of starving yourself before a beach day, or skipping breakfast and lunch before a pool party, so that the stomach looks flat…ALL THAT LAXATIVES the day before trying to clean out the bloat like a typical girl tries to clean out her colon now that they’re all into ass fucking…

So yeah, celebrating being a fat fuck because the world celebrated her being a fat fuck and she made a fucking career out of being a fat fuck and not even as a sideshow act or circus performance, just legitimate, fat fuck existing booking huge brand deals because brands wanted to look like they were into fat fucks, because making shit in fat fuck sizes allowed them to increase sales to a market of fat fucks who never used to be able to buy regular sized human clothing due to being a fat fuck.

The point of the story, her legacy in normalizing fat fuck premature death should get her arrested, like someone pushing for the normalization of opiates, or even like a girl convincing her suicidal boyfriend of killing himself, since that’s precisely what Graham Cracker Eating Monster, CHILL OUT ON THE SMORES, is doing…

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2023

18

Apr

Ashley Graham is Maxim’s Hot 100 Number 1 of the Day

I fucking hate Maxim, but back in the day, when they were trying to get traffic to their website, when the blogs had all the traffic, and the big businesses were trying to transition like a teen girl crying for attention, they’d throw pennies our way, before finding fake traffic options, to deliver their ad campaigns…..

I think they were paying me 1000 dollars a month, which is more than the site makes now, for a few links to photoshoots of hometown hotties. It was easy work…but fast forward 5 years, when a bunch of lawyers bought the brand and those motherfuckers came after me with threats of lawsuits for the content THEY paid me to post, which I would have posted anyway, but it was crazy….they threatened to sue me for millions of dollars, cuz they’re nice guys like that, not that I have 1000s of dollars, or even 100s of dollars…but that’s the kind of negativity I fucking hate in this internet world….everyone so thirsty for clicks until they get the clicks then the become EMRATA who cries she was exploited or sexualized….when that was her whole hook.

ANYWAY, I don’t pay attention to MAXIM NEWS, but I saw an article about who their Maxim Hot cover girl is and it’s ASHLEY GRAHAM…named after her spirit animal…the Grey Skinned Ham…..because she’s fat.

Now I get it, pander to the fat ladies, the chubby chasers, whatever, but Ashley Graham, she’s like 45 years old, has never been hot and I feel like OLD FUCKING news….

She was a fat model when fat was controversial and progressive, before it was embraced because everyone likes being fat and lazy and now we’re inundated with FAT.

So not only is their pandering out of touch and outdated, it’s like do they even KNOW other disabled, marginalized, disinfranchised niches…

It’s fucking weird behavior from the mainstream propaganda machine, which is why I always SAY …. MAKE BLOGS GREAT AGAIN…these corporations are doing all they can to DESTROY society…by manipulating society…with their propaganda.

Ashley Graham is hot 100 to the restauranteur who sees her coming in after a 3 days fast….CHA-CHING$$$$$$$$

Or she’s hot 100 when she’s sitting at rest with the AC on because of obesity and menopause…

She’s not hot 100 in this world of so many hot sluts, get a fucking grip MAXIM fags, you negligent fucks.

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2022

27

Apr

Ashley Graham Necrosis of the Day

Oh my go, what the fuck is going on with Ashley Graham’s body, that’s clearly the wrong filter…..but also a flaw in this EMPOWERMENT bullshit, sure some people can jerk off to it, and as good people we tolerate it, or accept it as being fine, but the issue is why does it have to be shoved down our throats for her attention seeking, or her trying to be relatable to the other fatties so that she can keep getting hired to be their leader.

I get it, she had a kid, I get it those are either diabetic necrosis, stretch marks, or some kind of vaccine injury, but we don’t need to make a side show about it.

Be fat, be happy, cater to the fat fucker chubby chasers, but PUT IT BEHIND A PAYWALL, stop giving it away for free, this is the toplessness we don’t want to see.

I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS….and thus feel RAPED by it.

If I was rich, I’d sue. Since I’m not, she’ll probably sue.

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2021

06

Oct

Ashley Graham Naked of the Day

One of my least favorite things is nude pics of pregnant ladies who think they are documenting the most beautiful time in their life, and that’s with regular sized bitches, when you throw in some obese lady who has made millions off being fat, claiming it is empowering, fighting body shamers around the world while pushing the “it’s ok to be fat”…and it is ok to be fat, be whatever the fuck you want to be, it just doesn’t have to mean you should be used as a model to market shit to other fatties since society is fucking fat….

You know, save the modeling for unattainable, aspirational bodies…not the bodies we see in line at Walmart….

So yeah, she represents a terrible trend in pop culture, fat inclusivity for models and she’s doing a terrrible trend in social media…the nude pregnancy pic because pregnancy, albeit the most natural thing about us, seemingly totally unnatural, alien invading the uterus shit anyway – nude pregnancy pics while being plus sized…is hardly double the fun just because it weighs it at double the tonnage..because not all nudes are created equally….

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2021

30

Jul

Ashley Graham Got Fatter of the Day

Fat girl gets pregnant, no one notices, so fat girl needs to make a point of it, otherwise fat girl will know that people will just assume she got fatter, because that’s sort of the only reason she exists…she’s the equivalent of someone figuring out that people out there have a a feeder fetish and since they are fat and like to eat…can get paid…or even fucked….because there was a time fat chicks couldn’t really get laid unless it was a one night stand or secret….

Only instead of her feeder fetish being strictly a sexual thing, she realized that corporate America had a feeder fetish and needed fat pigs to sell their merchandise and made millions because of it….crazy…fatty got paid all for being fat…what a weird world..

Anyway, she’s disgustingly pregnant and like other pregnant girls she’s posting nudes, I don’t get why they do that shit, and since she’s pregnant, her obesity and terrible fat empowerment messaging AMERICA doesn’t need to hear because FAT FUCKING KILLS…stop glamorizing it you SICK PERVERTS….so it’s ok…

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2021

11

Feb

Ashley Graham in a Magazine Still Fat of the Day

This is the media brainwashing you into thinking fat chicks are worthy of being featured in the Wall Street Journal’s fashion insert because the fatter society is…the more they can control us….keep us sick, keep us lazy, keep us unhealthy….Fast Food on every corner, eat shit, be “empowered” die prematurely…fear COVID…

It’s all pretty idiotic, but it worked out alright for this fat chick who gets paid millions a year to be a fat icon, they need as that beacon of fat hope, to keep people fat….instead of saying “that fat thing will fucking KILL you bro, maybe get fit and learn hand to hand combate, it’s an apocalypse ya know”…

Either way, I am only posting this to fat shame this bitch as you should fat shame all the fat people in your life, but know deep in their souls they already feel the shame, their whole empowerment is just hyping themselves up on soical media to give themselves an angle…it’s all they have to work with…

FUck Ashley Graham but not like the black guys who find this hot…Stop fetishizing sick people.

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2020

16

Nov

Ashley Graham Tit of the Day

Ashley Graham Big Tit

I have written some pretty horrible things about Ashley Graham because she’s a vile and disgusting monster that is wrongfully being celebrated by the marketing industry or corporate America……all because they need a decent looking fat girl to make themselves seem like they understand the market, that they are inclusive, and that they aren’t the evil patriarchy that has these standards for models seeing as their job is to look good on camera…while the fat activists feel that there are hot fat chicks who are worthy too…now more than ever…since everyone is fat…into chronic illness, bad hygiene, sleep apnea and other fat person shit…

I have written pretty horrible things about Ashley Graham because I don’t believe in rewarding fat girls for being fat, getting fat is one of the easiest things I’ve ever done…you sit and it..it’s not worth rewarding…

I think fat is a fucking terrorist attack on the American people and will strain the healthcare industry…and I think anyone who tries to offset that with some moral high ground “we all deserve a chance” or “fat people are people too” have had one too many blowjobs from a fat girl who treated the dick like the last dick it would ever have, the way fat girls were before they were seen as hot and model worthy…but also treated the dick like an ice cream cone because they like to eat…

Anyway, I think it is a crime against humanity to give these fat girl the “it’s ok to be fat, because the market is fat and we are selling to them”…since Science, and as you know everyone is hyped on Science….at least when it comes to covid, but not when it comes to obesity…which is stange..

Anyway, here’s the fatty who has made millions being fat, like a novelty act….playing with her mom tits…I doubt this is hot to anyone, but it happened…if anything it’s Ashley Graham would have had a great career in BBW porn, but instead got that mainstream money….she’s got the last laugh, assuming she lives past 60 even though statistically she won’t unless she starts that less food, more calories burned things.

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2019

30

Dec

Ashley Graham Nude and Scary of the DAy

Ashley Graham Nude and Scary

If you ate too much this weekend and need to have a good purge, take this photo to the toilet with you and start heaving.

You can read my archive of Ashley Graham and how her fat empowerment is ruining society as we know it, fat girls shouldn’t get paid for their looks unless it’s for fetish porn, and even then it’s only for a rare group of people so it’s not as lucrative as they’d want.

This turn a fat chick into a top model and make her millions so she can buy all the donuts her heart ever wanted is just against the way society was built….and against everything I’ve ever known as a man.

Fat girls are supposed to be either married moms that gave up with husbands that are defeated and hate life….OR girls who are alone and sad eating their feelings and blaming trauma….the kind of girl you fuck at 3 am cuz you have no options and the tits are big…but then the whole hip hop trend happened…and next thing you know….these fat girls think they are hot…and here we are treating fat girls like fit girls…all while knowing that they are unhealthy, going to put a strain on healthcare system, because fat isn’t something to celebrate just cuz everyone is fat and they find skinny unrelatable….SKINNY is what YOU are supposed to look like pig.

ANYWAY, throwing pregnancy into the mix on this one is just beyond.

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2019

14

Oct

Ashley Graham Disgusting and Naked of the Day

Aren’t you glad that Ashley Graham wasn’t treated the way fat chicks are supposed to be treated, but in this world of fat chicks everywhere, she was treated like the queen of the fat chicks, because brands needed to make product for fat chicks, and they needed models to sell those products to fat chicks, and the least lazy of the fat chicks, the more manageable fat chicks, who may not be the disabled kind of lazy fat chick, with sleep apnea, the ones who still have energy to work, so despite being disgusting, they have confidence….which I don’t understand but maybe the black dudes who love fat white girls with big tits helped condition them to decide to be models and the brands are too scared to say “here’s a hoagie get the fuck out of here”….

Anyway, the narcissistic fat chick, is now pregnant and like all pregnant chicks, or skinny pregnant chicks not riddled with diabetes from the pregnancy…she’s documenting her beautiful transformation…even to the rest of us it’s shit.

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2019

20

Aug

Ashley Graham Totally Disgusting of the Day

Ashley Graham Disgusting

Ashley Graham is pregnant, in the event you didn’t think she was always pregnant, she just gives off those midnight snacking, eating for 2 or 3 vibes…

You know training for the day that she is actually pregnant and can take some fat girl fetish pics of various parts of her body to pretend she likes it or loves it…like her sloppy fat hanging off her ribs that humans aren’t supposed to have because it means you’re eating too many calories, a surplus, more calories than you need…..it’s unhealthy and her claiming to be healthy is negligent, bad marketing, a bad message to the kids, and now that she’s pregnant she’s gonna get a fuck of a lot fatter….and a lot more hype and PR cuz people like her so get ready for the gross sloppy obese pregnant chick fodder that is already begun.

Vile.

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