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2023

18

Apr

Ashley Graham is Maxim’s Hot 100 Number 1 of the Day

I fucking hate Maxim, but back in the day, when they were trying to get traffic to their website, when the blogs had all the traffic, and the big businesses were trying to transition like a teen girl crying for attention, they’d throw pennies our way, before finding fake traffic options, to deliver their ad campaigns…..

I think they were paying me 1000 dollars a month, which is more than the site makes now, for a few links to photoshoots of hometown hotties. It was easy work…but fast forward 5 years, when a bunch of lawyers bought the brand and those motherfuckers came after me with threats of lawsuits for the content THEY paid me to post, which I would have posted anyway, but it was crazy….they threatened to sue me for millions of dollars, cuz they’re nice guys like that, not that I have 1000s of dollars, or even 100s of dollars…but that’s the kind of negativity I fucking hate in this internet world….everyone so thirsty for clicks until they get the clicks then the become EMRATA who cries she was exploited or sexualized….when that was her whole hook.

ANYWAY, I don’t pay attention to MAXIM NEWS, but I saw an article about who their Maxim Hot cover girl is and it’s ASHLEY GRAHAM…named after her spirit animal…the Grey Skinned Ham…..because she’s fat.

Now I get it, pander to the fat ladies, the chubby chasers, whatever, but Ashley Graham, she’s like 45 years old, has never been hot and I feel like OLD FUCKING news….

She was a fat model when fat was controversial and progressive, before it was embraced because everyone likes being fat and lazy and now we’re inundated with FAT.

So not only is their pandering out of touch and outdated, it’s like do they even KNOW other disabled, marginalized, disinfranchised niches…

It’s fucking weird behavior from the mainstream propaganda machine, which is why I always SAY …. MAKE BLOGS GREAT AGAIN…these corporations are doing all they can to DESTROY society…by manipulating society…with their propaganda.

Ashley Graham is hot 100 to the restauranteur who sees her coming in after a 3 days fast….CHA-CHING$$$$$$$$

Or she’s hot 100 when she’s sitting at rest with the AC on because of obesity and menopause…

She’s not hot 100 in this world of so many hot sluts, get a fucking grip MAXIM fags, you negligent fucks.

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