If video killed the radio star, which I would argue didn’t actually happen, because the radio star just made videos and had another venue to promote their bullshit music, because radio wasn’t enough…..

And internet killed the video star, which I would also argue didn’t actually happen, because all those video stars easily transitioned to the internet and it just gave them another venue to promote their bullshit music, because radio and TV wasn’t enough….

Then the bikini made the internet star, because anyone and everyone knows the swimsuit pics are the only reason social media really worked, it’s the gateway pic to being comfortable with nude pics, it’s the gateway to being comfortable selling feet pics, which is the gateway to being comfortable selling fuck videos….

Without the swimsuit, or the women wearing the swimsuits, I don’t think the internet would have ever happened….at least not the way it did…with everyone scrambling to be a star…it’d be reserved for the whores and porn chicks who are shameless and were first to the bikini pics before the NORMIES realized how thirsty men are and how easy it is to manipulate them for stardom.

I support swimsuits. They are the backbone of this here internet.

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