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2018

19

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Someone asked me if I have ever seen a tit in person, because my content is all tit based, but really it’s got nothing to do with whether I’ve seen a tit, tits aren’t that hard to see, do you not realize how slutty women are and how dumb they are and how easy they are to trick onto your dick? Or pay to hop on your dick? Get it together people.

The reality is that it’s got everything to do with these people being celebrated doing totally uninteresting shit on a daily basis, and the only thing I can pull out of their self produced content is their tits…so that’s what I talk about…and when you’ve done 50,000 posts, most on tits, it gets pretty exhausting to come up with funny things to say about the tits, when the overwhelming feeling I have is anger at how lazy these women are…do better…inspire and influence…or show your butthole…forcing me to talk about tits reflects negatively on me…and doesn’t accurately represent my vision or words of wisdom for the world…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Russian Man Builds Tree House on Neighbor’s Property
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Bert and Ernie are Faggots – We Know….
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The Best Car Accident Ever- WAIT FOR IT
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Spherical Version of Tesseract
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Sharna Burgess Showing her Tits
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Susan Lucci in a Bathing Suit of the DAy
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Pregnant Jessica Simpson is Gonna Have Some Monster Tits
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A Whole Bunch of Cam Girls…
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Cosplay of the Day
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Fuck Married Chicks
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Aligator Under the Boat
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2018

12

Sep

Gabrielle Caunesil Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Gabrielle Caunesil Topless Erotica by Kat Irlin

She’s from Paris, where topless is wearing a shirt…so this isn’t a big deal, but her tits are great…so why not show them off…

My instinct is to assume she’s some low level instagram hooker doing low level instagram hooker tricks and shoots to get famous or at least to command a higher day rate in her sex work…that she hopes will get her paid work to legitimize herself but in the mean time it pays her rent.

But as it turns out she’s an actual model showing her tits in various costumes, not some girl trying to stand out amongst the crowds she’s already half way to the Victoria’s Secret runway…

Which I guess is the same as low level instagram models / hookers…it’s same same but different shit…just a few steps ahead…

I’m a fan. Which I am sure is all that matters to this Gabrielle Caunesil

Gabrielle Caunesil Topless Erotica by Kat Irlin

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2018

11

Sep

Lea Michele Man Tanning of the Day

That dude Lea Michele is out there with her tits out, because she can distract you all from her dick, it’s the best way to TUCK TAPE for social media, rather than the spread eagled ball out shot she’d have to fight with, because this tran, a fetish I don’t understand, unless it’s to keep a child star on hormones so that he has a longer career, which is probably what happened here, you don’t want a Haley Joel Osmont, the world is his oyster until puberty situation, just hormone therapy that shit…KEEP EARNING…

Her face so hard, I think she’d have a huge dick, so she sticks to the look at her tits…the way most trans get through things…with the tits..

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2018

03

Sep

Bella Thorne Being Mounted By her Lesbian Lover of the Day

These young people have mastered social media, and manipulating the minds of the young who are allowed on Social Media, because their parents are too busy on social media connecting with their high school crushes, to cheat on their husbands for some nostalgia…thanks facebook for the ability for old people to send nudes to each other…

That said..while the parents are fully robot, screen addicts, their kids are following people they watched on Disney, put together a record label and clothing company, and are buying them….because they feature this Tan Mangeau girl, who is Bella’s lesbian lover and more importantly…is one of her artists on her label…because use each other for views and followers and become too powerful to knock down.

It’s weird, but girls mounting girls is always fun to look at.

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2018

31

Aug

Madelaine Petsch Fitness Erotica of the Day

Madelaine Petsch the hot face injected redhead with a good body from Riverdale is out in the gym, getting ready to get back on the hottest show on TV, that despite being on TV, something no one watches, is still enough to get them famous and relevant because I guess the CW makes it streamable…you know find your damn fans where your damn fans are and it’s clearly social media because that’s all these little self involved cunt narcissists seem to know or care about.

She’s the hot one on the show, South African white girl with an American Accent, bringing the red pubic hair I assume she shaves off or has had lasered despite a nice natural redheaded bush being a magical thing – when it is this kind of redhead not that bright orange ginger shit that gives nightmares…

She’s got a hot body, and she’s letting you in on her making it hot, nice to see in a world of fat.

I like it.

Madelaine Petsch Tits See Through Dress Erotica

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2018

27

Aug

Cardi B Fingered on Social Media of the Day

What I have learned about the internet in the last 24 years of being on the internet – is that it is one giant porn site and you’re all participants in that porn.

The strategy one must take to win at the internet is to not get deleted for posting that porn, or create your own vehicle to share that porn, or be one of the people who isn’t viewed as pornography….whether it’s because you’re famous, or have a following, or are socially accepted as porn…or a feminist or whatever…..or whether you’re a Facebook/ Instagram, Tumblr, Google, Reddit and all the other user generated content sites like GFYCat or IMGUR, that are all hosting volumes and volumes of fucking porn…but for some reason are considered safe for work and generate tons of fucking ad revenue…not being shunned by the industry…

While I can’t close a fucking ad deal with anyone safe for work and all my social accounts get deleted as Cardi B gets fucking finger blasted for her fans to jerk off to …and it’s ok…cuz it’s black twitter….

Who fucking knows…but I know that I am a victim in all this…oppressed by the system….While all these other fuckers keep winning.

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2018

27

Aug

Sofia Suescun Topless of the Day

Sofia Suescun Slutty Topless Bikini Big TIts on the Beach

You don’t need to know who Sofia Suescun is to look at her tits…

You just have to look at her tits to look at her tits….and with that realize that tits, on any bitch are worth looking at….and that backstory doesn’t really matter…unless she’s doing something weird like the woman in a Halloween costume holding a tattered teddy bear while eating generic brand pringles with her ear plugs in…scratching her vagina…that I saw on the street corner this weekend.

I want to know her back story, while this Sofia Suescun who gives a fuck.

Sofia Suescun Slutty Topless Bikini Big TIts on the Beach

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2018

22

Aug

Teyana Taylor Slutty for Titty Magazine of the Day

Teyana Taylor Slutty for Titty Magazine Pulling Her Thong Up

Teyana Taylor is the hot chick from that Make America Great Again video that Kanye put out called “Fade” which was inspired by Trump’s haircut, I think…but could be wrong…

She was the best thing about that video, because Teyana Taylor was wearing tight clothing in it…..humping the floor in her thong dancing….

She’s now doing more slutty content for a TITTY magazine, which is a step in the right direction, for a girl who is known primarily for being a thonged ass fucking the floor….

She’s from Harlem, her mom is her manager, she’s on Def Jam Label, and this is how she has to present herself to the world to get ahead…

Systematic racism maybe, but at least she’s getting some mainstream media coverage to help her build her fame and audience…the way you should…

Tits out.

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2018

20

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Pussy Print of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Pussy Print Big Tits Leopard Swimsuit

I guess this is a situation that isn’t that bad…Liz Hurley’s continuous posting of her old lady tits.

I like to make fun of it, point and laugh if you will, but there’s nothing funny about an old lady who still looks this good.

If anything, it should be celebrated, for other old ladies to feel like shit about themselves, to possibly buy her bathing suit company bathing suits to hope to look as good as this…who knows, maybe it motivates those old women to work out, to get face injections, to do whatever it takes to get where they need to go…

Or maybe Liz Hurley has no fucking influence, no impact, and the only people who care are pervert fans, who are also old as fuck, and rememebr her in the 90s…

I think the only amazing thing about Liz Hurley is that she’s British, and British women are normally toothless, grey skinned and fat by 35…so it’s just a whole lot of confusing..but I get pretty confused looking at tits in general…pretty fucking stroked out.

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2018

14

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A Woman at the park got mad at me because I was staring at some asian kid rolling around on a scooter like some kind of retard that I just assumed was because he was new to the country and hadn’t figured shit out…only to realize he had hearing aids….to which I pointed to and said “OH he has hearing aids”…assuming I thought my revelation, only to realize I said it out loud and all the people on the bench with me and next to me found it some bullying…to which I said “It’s not bullying if it’s true”….Bullying would be taking his hearing AIDS from him and throwing them in the water destroying them…only to bring him out to his favorite K-Pop concertthat he can’t actually listen to cuz he’s got broken hearing aids… while eating his favorite Sushi in front of him and showing him pics of the Vietnam war….that’d be bullying…saying “hearing aids” that are attached to his damn head is just fucking stating facts…and the people who confronted me…they’re the fucking bullies….trying to bring me down for my keen observation of FACTS….

Here are some morning links…..

ALyssa Milano Looks Like a Dump Truck Full of Shit
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Important LIL KIM News
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CBD Saves Lives Man – USE CODE STEPFATHER ON CHECKOUT – For 20% Off CBD – – IT WORKS
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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini in 2015
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321 Foot Throw…
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Sweet Story of an 80 Year Old Elephant and I love Elephants…
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The New Sabrina the Teenage Witch is Not No Melissa Joan Hart
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Bra Shirt of the Day
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Pierced Nipples of the Day
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Culkin Loves Asians
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Father Leaves Son in Car and Regrets It….
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Weeezer Weird Al Yankovic Cover of Africa….Weird…
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This Device Gets you HIGH AS FUCK
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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