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2026

04

Mar

Maddy Petsch Fitness Titties of the Day

Maddy Petsch is some rich kid from South African lineage, who was raised rich in the PNW, before deciding to share her tits with the world through acting.

She’s not the racist kind of South African, because she’s fucking Tyga, who is a known tranny fucker, at least based on fucking Kylie Jenner….

She’s more the kind of South African planter her fucks her strongest laborer….if you know what I mean…

Tyga, is apparently some rich kid from LA, who pretended he was hard and inter-city, because people lie…

He ran on ONLYFANS, leaked his dick pics, hangs with whores and now this is his whore…

If you don’t know Maddy, she went viral because she was case in a GEN Z hit, Riverdale….where she played one of the redheaded Cheryl Blossom….

The show came out strong, but sucked pretty fast, but they kept it going because young people are retarded…

Now she matters, but as far as I’m concerned, her ginger tits always mattered cuz they are tits.

Now, this is her workout..

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2025

15

Dec

Madelaine Petsch and her Nipples at an Event of the Day

The other night in Hollywood, while famous directors were being stabbed to death by their kin, Maddy Petsch of Riverdale fame went to an event with her nipples visible.

The fit and relatively busty Marcia Cross of her generation, probably didn’t realize that her invisible ginger nips on her china doll complexion would be visible, since many a men she fucks can’t find them in the bedroom, because pale nipple problems….

However, they are actually the darker kind of redhead nipple….that can’t be contained because she’s a horny feisty little slut who wants to be remembered or at least remind the people that she can be reduced to tits like other successful GEN Z too.

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2025

09

Dec

Madelaine Petsch is in her Underwear for her Birthdfay of the Day

Madelaine Petsch and her super Redhead freak powers is a little confused.

She did some sort of BIRTHDAY shoot in her underwear, which is pretty self involved and disgusting as a concept. Having a birthday isn’t enough, but she also maps out photoshoots for her birthday to really remember the birthday as hard as she can….

But even more offensive because the Redhead Freak didn’t grasp the concept taht birthday shoot, requires birthday suit… instead she’s heavily overdressed.

Is life after Riverdale not as exciting for her?

Does producing nudie content give her a thrill she needs?

Is she launching an OnlyFans…to cash the fuck in?

We’ll never know, at least not today, because I already forget these panty photoshoot pics happened!

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2023

24

Jul

Madelaine Petsch Nipples at an Event of the Day

Madelaine Petsch is one of the obnoxious theater kids who went viral for being cast in the Archie Comics spinoff series Riverdale that they pretended was a huge show, but I think they were all lying to us.

In being a huge show, even though it was stupid as shit, she managed to go viral and matter, in part thanks to being the hottest thing the show had to offer and not because she’s a rich South African immigrant with rich parents who made it in America, but because of her tits…

She’s now trying to keep her relevance by going to fashion events, being fashion forward, which means flashing titty….because tit is fashion gangsters, or at least it is when you want to get noticed, because you’re pulling your tits out and we like tits…

It’s all barely exciting, but it happened, her tits aren’t as great as you’d expect thanks to the lies of her padded bras, but despite being a ginger, the nipple isn’t invisible, so that’s probably a good thing, and important thing…..

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2023

02

Jan

Madelaine Petsch Braless of the Day

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2022

25

Nov

Maddie Petsch in her Underwear of the Day

Maddie Petsch was the hottest thing on Riverdale, which was a dumb fucking show that had a strong enough first season, but that went bootleg real fucking fast. It could still be on TV and if it is, she is likely still the hottest one on the show, which isn’t saying all that much, since she’s up against a big blonde bitch with a belly, and a neckless Veronica who has been looking better than she did on the show, but who is still not quite where she needs to be.

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but you can objectively say this one was the hottest thing the show had to offer….

If you miss Riverdale ore need more Riverdale, you can tune into that Tim Burton directed WEDNESDAY, which I accidentally saw an episode of and that is basically Tim Burton’s take on Riverdale with acting and story that is equally as shit. I was shocked to find out it wasn’t a MADE IN CANADA bootleg series because it’s that terrible.

I prefer to get my Riverdale Fix when their hottest talent gets into underwear modelling.

There is life outside of Riverdale, but I am sure everyone involved in the show hates having been a part of the show, other than the celebrity it brought them, so they probably prefer you looking at their tits as a diversion when they rebrand themselves.

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2022

15

Jun

Madelaine Petsch Corset Tits of the Day

Woah….how inappropriate, how inconsiderate……how OFFENSIVE….do you feel the OUTRAGE….will you take it to TWITTER?

Madelaine Petsch coming in hot with a George Floyd dis….”We can’t breathe” becasue theyv’e squeezed their tits in to a corset, like they don’t remember when George Floyd couldn’t breathe and his shit went viral in the most insane, cities were burnt down for his breathing issue, and this girl and her tits is making light of that….I wonder if they’ll cancel her….I mean I saw a dude in the UK got arrested and charged for posting George Floyd memes, but maybe he missed the mark by not posting them along with some corset tits….because clearly victorian era cleavage overrides “too soon” jokes about the biggest viral stunt ever done in history besides covid….and I guess there are a bunch of others…but you know what I am saying.

For those of you who don’t know her, she’s the hot redhead from the worst show on TV, Riverdale….the only thing good about the show is her body…and her body is definitely not good enough to tune into that shit…but good enough when out here producing George Floyd memes for Juneteenth like some kind of psychopath….or maybe it’s just the South African in her….since she’s South African and they have a different approach to race wars….

OR MAYBE….this isn’t a George Floyd Meme at all and. I’m just trollin’….that’s probably what they’d want it to be in this cancel culture, fired from everything, if you say the wrong thing, world of boring bitches scared to speak their mind freely…

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2022

16

Feb

Madelaine Petsch Titty Top of the Day

Riverdale is a piece of shit TV show and I’ll assume that this Maddy Petsch knows it because she’s doing the whole influencer thing now that she’s got a following from being on the worst fucking show on TV….

You’d have to be some kind of crazy to think that Riverdale is or was a good show, it’s probably pretty embarrassing for all parties involved, but at the same time it was the lottery they needed, except for that Disney Fleshlight who plays Jughead….he had money before this shit, unless his parents did the CULKIN and took it all, forcing him to basically suck dick on CW, because if being on Riverdale isn’t abuse, or self mutilation, a little AUTO EROTIC choking yourself out…I don’t know what it is…other than a terrible show..

But yeah, a terrible shwo that brought these tits to our lives…you know because that’s what social media content is….tits…otherwise keep the scroll on….

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2022

06

Jan

Madelaine Petsch Titty Top of the Day

Since I’ve removed myself from society so fucking long ago and my interactions were with people who I hand picked, rather than just general idiots normal people are forced to be exposed to based on work, socializing, other bullshit…I had no idea how fucking dumb the general population is…

Now, I am not saying I am smart, if anything I am pretty fucking pathetic in and of my own right, but pathetic is a whole other conversation….we’re talking basic, independent thought, which may be part of the reason I am pathetic, seeing as people I would hope to be reaching with the site, are actually drooling on themselves waiting to see celeb tits I don’t post enough of, so they go elsewhere…

That’s not to say this is high brow content, or that my captions are even worth reading, it’s just to say if I knew how dumb society as a whole was…I would have kept it simple “TITS”….or “ASS”….you know one worded not even one line cuz I suck at one liners…

Anyway, Riverdale, where this girl is the HOT ONE, was an eye opener for me that people don’t pay attention to shows, because they went ROGUE with their storyline and it got weird, and not in a good way, but in a collage of bad ideas thrown together to not make sense…and yet people were still INTO the show….how could that be you ask, because they are dumb and don’t know better…LOOK around you…the DUMBOS are everywhere…

Well, Cheryl Blossom is the hottest the hot show that makes no sense and that is unwatchable like they are fucking with all of our minds…and she’s got a titty top on which I am into….we call her SOUTH AFRICAN VARIANT GINGER HAIR PUSSY…but she’s really just a rich kid from the PACIFIC NORTHWEST…not that it matters…NOTHING matters in a world run by DUMBOS…

In conclusion, I saw that The CW is being sold off by WARNER and VIACOM ending their JOINT VENTURE because even with shit like RIVERDALE getting a lot of hype, that shit makes no money…FOR A GOOD REASON….CHERYL BLOSSOM TITTIES can’t save a network…but they can probably save some poor bastards soul if they TITTY FUCK him right….YOU will not be that poor bastard and either will eye…so let’s move onto other bitches we can’t fuck.

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2021

25

Aug

Madelaine Petsch Braless of the Day

Madeline Petsch is some rich kid with a dream. her dad was a banker, retired because he pulled some banker moves that bankers do, because bankers are our OWNERS and HANDLERS who control our CURRENCIES and leaves them enslaved to them because they lend us money for she we can’t afford or some shit….DON’T TRUST BANKERS…

But yeah, her dad dropped out of Banking, cashed out, and launched some pool cleaning business that I am sure is not the same as your cousin in Florida with one of those Leaf Skimmers and a bucket of chemicals he got at Walmart with his METH money because he’s enterprising and knows that if you teach a man to fish, he can get all the meth money he needs, so long as he can get enough people paying him to clean pools…

It’s like how I always make Homeless people do dance routines or other humiliating things for my money they are begging, you can’t just beg me for money and make me say “I’m sorry” like a bitch….when you’re the one ASKING me for money out of nowhere you fucks.

Anyway, Madeline Petsch, as a rich kid, has gone onto Hollywood, landed a hit show that shouldn’t be a hit show, but rather a sign of how doomed our society is…you know a symptom of how dumb people are….but yeah…she got on that show, is the only thing worth jerking off on that show and her body is banging…so stare…

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