Maddy Petsch is another South African, but unlike Candice Swanepoel, she isn’t high risk of HIV because I don’t think she ever lived there or ran a farm with black laborers you’d probably call by a different name since South Africa is a racist as shit place…thanks to the whites moving in and colonizing it for all their resources….

Maddy Petsch was likely raised in the USA, because her dad, a rich banker, got into the chemical free pool business in his retirement, up in Oregon or Washington…or somewhere along the Pacific crest trail…

She’s on that Archie Riverdale show that fucking sucks….I know good TV and I know that Riverdale is bad TV….but she’s the best the show has to offer, so staring at her cleavage may be dull, it may not be as good as staring at her asshole, the gateway to her soul, she’s still a hot ginger, which for the record is an oxymoron, at least based on all the redheads I’ve met…all freakishly pale and creepy…I remember when I almost fucked the awkward redhead in High School because she was one of those weird nerd losers who was exceptionally horny and forced herself on me because she figured I would never say no…and the second I saw her bright dark pink pussy staring back at me with its fluorescent orange top hat on…I puked…but I’m a fan of this one…

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Riverdale may be a piece of shit show according to me, which isn’t saying much because I hate everything, and it’s not because I think I can do better, because if I thought I could do better, I doubt I’d be writing a shitty blog no one reads that has no advertisers for most of my days….I’d aim higher…instead of just doing this….but just because I can’t put together a show as popular despite being terrible, doesn’t mean I have to think the show is good..

I hate it for the confusing storyline, shitty writing, lack of effort and the casting…but the one thing, the ONLY thing that it’s done for me, other thank give me know hope in the ability to have critical thought as a millennial who HAS got to be watching the shit while scrolling IG, or producing nudes for their ONLYfans…you know there for the visuals that they barely follow along to the story of….content consumption of an A.D.D. generation of half wit idiots…

But yeah, the one good thing the show has done is introduce us to this hot bodied South African who despite being white South African, at least culturally, which is rumored to be the most racist country with ties to slavery…she hasn’t been cancelled…so we can stare at her hot fit body…and her DAD doesn’t look so bad, he’s some surfer hippie who ended up in the Pacific North West after being a banking exec, only to launch a system to convert pools to less chemicals and to be more sustainable back in the 90s…

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Madelaine Petsch is Cheryl Blossom on Riverdale which may not mean anything to you, but I have seen the show and it is the fucking worst pile of shit on tv, but people like it, which is more proof that society is fucking dooomed….

She is substantially hotter than all the other girls on the show, in fact she’s the only hot one on the show, the others are the dog shit equivalent of what you’d expect Betty and Veronica to look like….you know the fermented shit left in the basement to see if it turns alcoholic cuz you would drink it if it did, but that you don’t want to drink because it’s fermented shit, but that you’re alcoholic too…

Anyway, if you’re going to watch shows about 25 year olds pretending to be 18 year olds, the girls cast should be hot…we’re trying to relive our youth fighting crime alongside them….but in Riverdale’s case…this is it….

So here’s the good kind of redhead, from South Africa, on TV, in photos, and this is the side of her tit…

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Riverdale is a piece of shit show…if you’ve seen it you know…I suggest you don’t see it…..but if you do see it…along with no understanding anything going on…forcing you to question the target market of the CW Network’s audience, because they clearly are too busy taking selfies or looking for hook-ups or scolling social media to pay the fuck attention to the storylines since there is no storyline….then the whole casting of everyone is just the worst…all these 40 year olds playing 16 year olds…who are now 25 year olds on the show thanks to some time jump that makes no sense like the rest of the show…don’t ask me how I know this…because I won’t hear you…I just know it…

I also know that the hottest thing on the show is hot bodied, fiery redhead Cheryl Blossom, who has this fit body, round ass, that she’s brought to America from her Native South Africe…where I’ll assume she learned how to do the booty dancing..but that I’ll get racist for suggesting…because twerking despite being cultural appropriation doesn’t get girls cancelled…

She’s got that ass control, set to the beat, in what looks like her Garage….and the rumor is she’s got a Black Boyfriend, so this could be the reason for that…even though I thought South Africans were the most racist….Apartheid / Mandela shit…you know…

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I have zero interest in Riverdale, it’s a garbage show that has garbage writing and that was meant to be a 90 minute TV movie or after school special, but has instead been dragged out into 5-6 dumb fucking seasons of nonsense…

I don’t watch it, but I’ve seen it and was offended by it every single time…but mainly because they cast two pigs to play Betty and Veronica….Veronica, is some hispanic or Mexican with no neck, while Betty is a 200 pound clunky pile of shit…and the ONLY thing good on the show, or that we can take from the show is this one….Maddy Petsch…who plays Cheryl Blossom..

She’s got a hot body, tits, an ass….and that’s really all you can ask for, especially from a redhead, who as a species are usually pretty gross to look at, looking all Cheetos dusted and pale…but every once in a while that pale redhead comes through looking like a china doll you’d stick in your ass while jerking off, rather than throwing in the basement and hoping it dies off because it must be some kind of demon…you know GINGER things….because Gingers historically have been killed off for being seen as demons sent from hell…I’ve seen WILLOW, love me some midget fantasy storylines from the 80s, and that whole movie is based on the ridding the world of evil ginger baby….so it’s obviously historical fact that a hot redhead like this is a rare and coveted thing….

This is apparently her second collection with FABLETICS, Kate Hudson’s brand with the people who own Rihanna Savage Panties, and it’s some hot activewear worthy of jerking off to…so jerk off to it…

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Madelaine Petsch is the hot redhead on Riverdale, no not Archie you queers, the hot redhead that I guess was the dream girl in the Archie Comics, but who plays some incest twin in the TV show version, which is a terrible fucking show, I’ve seen enough of it to know it was a made for TV movie that accidentally failed upwards and turned into a 10 season pile of shit that the writers are confused by where to take it….

I know redheads are typically monsters that you’d leave in the woods to fend for themselves because you want nothing to do with that Devil shit…and I know that redheads and their ginger pubic hair fire crotch shit can be a terrifying concept when it is neon orange constrasted against the overly pink pussy on the milky white skin…

Bu Madelaine Petsch, who I think is South African, so she’s statistically got AIDS, speaks Swahili or Afrikaans, I don’t know African languages….and despite being whiter than white, is still more African than anyone in the Black Lives Matter movement..but I guess the wrong side of African, more the white African colonialists that shipped the slaves to America / Cuba the Caribbean…who have since gone onto make Rihanna..since South African whites are notoriously racists…

Anyway, they call this a “Struggle Twerk” which I guess is the same a bootleg twerk, or a failed twerk, since girl’s got nothing to jiggle, but she fucking wants to jiggle….

It’s more of a fitness twerk, because GLUTES made of muscle, which is the best way to fake an ass rather than getting as injections like al lthe other girls…and I’ve never thought a fit ass was a bad ass, because round and firm is round and firm…..and not some Female Body Builder DICK CLIT that comes with female body building, if anything it means she’s got anal control as she can isolate each ass muscle to gyrate…and she felt the need to share the fans, I’m into it.

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Maddy Petsch is arguably the only hot chick on Riverdale, but not hot enough to make the show worth watching, even if it’s considered a hit based on having a dozen seasons while actual good shows like the Drew Barrymore zombie show, get cancelled….it’s just kids are idiots and I assume don’t actually watch what is going on in the shows that are trending, they are too busy filming selfies or response videos to the barely shocking scenes on the very shitty show….

I have said it before, but I assume Riverdale was supposed to be a 90 minute movie, turned into a season TV show, ended up being an 8 season show, and the entire time, they had no idea where to go with it….I’ve seen episodes and they are bad….but Maddy Petsch, the redhead, despite being a redhead’s got this body worth staring at…

This is her training her ass with her dog on her like a trending health and wellness influencer onto the latest trend…

I originally thought she was in a g-string because she’s a pale bitch….but it’s just a pale bitch outfit…

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The pussy dance is the act of putting all your dance energy right into your pussy, you know some Biofeedback….where “Biofeedback is the process of gaining greater awareness of many physiological functions of one’s own body, commercially by using electronic or other instruments, and with a goal of being able to manipulate the body’s systems at will.”

You like how I did that quote thing there, I feel like a real academic, even if I am talking about some Riverdale cast memeber that looks more like a low level cam girl, who is a natural redhead, but not the offensive kind of redhead with that bright orange hair and red eyes, on some horror movie shit, scary without even seeing their actual terrifying qualities…like thier bright pink pussy set against their transparent white skin only to be topped off by some neon pubic hair…it’s weird.

Riverdale sucks, but Madelaine Petsch, who is dancing for you from your pussy, knowing that it’s actually a video about her ass, because clearly she’s got a serious ass, and when you have an ass that is serious, you must give it some shine…so this is her shining her ass…better than a spit shine at the train station in the 50s. What? Exactly.

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