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2021

04

Jun

Madelaine Petsch Cleavage of the Day

Maddy Petsch is another South African, but unlike Candice Swanepoel, she isn’t high risk of HIV because I don’t think she ever lived there or ran a farm with black laborers you’d probably call by a different name since South Africa is a racist as shit place…thanks to the whites moving in and colonizing it for all their resources….

Maddy Petsch was likely raised in the USA, because her dad, a rich banker, got into the chemical free pool business in his retirement, up in Oregon or Washington…or somewhere along the Pacific crest trail…

She’s on that Archie Riverdale show that fucking sucks….I know good TV and I know that Riverdale is bad TV….but she’s the best the show has to offer, so staring at her cleavage may be dull, it may not be as good as staring at her asshole, the gateway to her soul, she’s still a hot ginger, which for the record is an oxymoron, at least based on all the redheads I’ve met…all freakishly pale and creepy…I remember when I almost fucked the awkward redhead in High School because she was one of those weird nerd losers who was exceptionally horny and forced herself on me because she figured I would never say no…and the second I saw her bright dark pink pussy staring back at me with its fluorescent orange top hat on…I puked…but I’m a fan of this one…

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