Madelaine Petsch is the hot redhead on Riverdale, no not Archie you queers, the hot redhead that I guess was the dream girl in the Archie Comics, but who plays some incest twin in the TV show version, which is a terrible fucking show, I’ve seen enough of it to know it was a made for TV movie that accidentally failed upwards and turned into a 10 season pile of shit that the writers are confused by where to take it….

I know redheads are typically monsters that you’d leave in the woods to fend for themselves because you want nothing to do with that Devil shit…and I know that redheads and their ginger pubic hair fire crotch shit can be a terrifying concept when it is neon orange constrasted against the overly pink pussy on the milky white skin…

Bu Madelaine Petsch, who I think is South African, so she’s statistically got AIDS, speaks Swahili or Afrikaans, I don’t know African languages….and despite being whiter than white, is still more African than anyone in the Black Lives Matter movement..but I guess the wrong side of African, more the white African colonialists that shipped the slaves to America / Cuba the Caribbean…who have since gone onto make Rihanna..since South African whites are notoriously racists…

Anyway, they call this a “Struggle Twerk” which I guess is the same a bootleg twerk, or a failed twerk, since girl’s got nothing to jiggle, but she fucking wants to jiggle….

It’s more of a fitness twerk, because GLUTES made of muscle, which is the best way to fake an ass rather than getting as injections like al lthe other girls…and I’ve never thought a fit ass was a bad ass, because round and firm is round and firm…..and not some Female Body Builder DICK CLIT that comes with female body building, if anything it means she’s got anal control as she can isolate each ass muscle to gyrate…and she felt the need to share the fans, I’m into it.

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